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xynerise:
@lysaa. liar. Your godfather wey name u NKAPI.

Trying to pull off a name u were xtianed with and putting it on someone else is so played-out. So, Mr Nkapi your poison from that long mouth of urs nor go affect me. My immunity is comprehensive n assured.

Pharoh:
That's so old school, na AK-47 and shoulder to anti front facing missile we dey deal with now.

Guns are for the weak! those cowards that can't fight with hands so stop going coward and go forward.

Pharoh:
You done hear this word before[b] "Prevention is better than cure or treatment" [/b]?

No, the one wen i know na "provision store is better than kiosk."

Pharoh:
Doctor no dey threat body wey them don blow to pieces oo , so a few sentences abi na words is enough for the wise ooo.

If u say that one more time, i'd start wishing to wake up from ur nightmare.

xynerise:
your godfather dia
U wey no get pelvic to born

OVER!!!! I don't have a godfather.

console fire!
u want to come back to live? cos u are sounding like 'my dead child'

Don't u read? thread says off-topic but ya mess get topic.

kicks him out of thread

Efemena_xy:
^^ Arrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!! Na me 1st think dat one o!

but you write am b4 me!!

seriously, I think you've [b]nailed it though - well done [/b]

in bini lang u say 'ugbe!'

It could be translated in different ways jare, depending on the reference. lol

lol now u are the one saying it. hehehehe

I wonder when these uniform guys will learn. Today u correct their wrong tomorrow there's another like a pot of soup boiling. This nonsense has to end.

Part of their recruitment should involve mental status (psychiatric) examination . A lot of mad men n women are have been recruited unknowingly causing more harm than good in our society.

gidson12:
SO u're Edo girl.

anything is possible.

gidson12:
na u no go live long, no be question the poster ask. Is that the way holy spirit works, by throwing ppl to the ground. Remenber our God is a God of orderlines not of disorderliness and madness, and the holy spirit has fruitages such as love, joy, etc, read galatians 4:22,23. So na pastor chris know which magic him dey do.

U talk trash in reaity too? confidently at that!

hehehehe. I meant u have stung him. LOL

lol

It's not today, it is tey.

Ouch! that's a sting. .lol Possibly!

xynerise:
^^ you slim so tey u dey use belt hold boxers.
@lysaa. your child died choking becos there are fish bones in your bosom milk.

u be dey try but this one nor make sense. . i for ignore am sha but i want to subscribe in anticipation of a sensible punchline.

It's what we've always known. LOL

LOl. hu yhu?

Pharoh:
No let me whooze you ooo

You no go open your eyes look who you dey give certificate abi i resemble Dani for your eyes

Be very careful, I consider it too early to start breaking bottle OK?

D1KeleVra:
Lysaa na Chancellor for the School of Mad-dom. . . she said it with her own horse mouth, and i quote "hands over a certificate of madness to him". . . _{i no fit qualify enter such i know my left from my right}

LOL, u wish! After much UME attempts to enter plus the expo wey u dey steal into exammination room, its very frustrating sha.

dani1luv:
Atlast; for how years this cert. dun take dey your hand. .37years whopeeee. .omo you sef take style pertake inside madness apartment . . .

Pharoah you pass your bandry first and see , i nor go waste tyme hand am to you. .HnD you get, OND, you get, master, you get bachelor you get, even spinster. .chai. .you this boi

meaning?

Eyah:
Hi lysaa, im new here. I was just passing by on this section and I'm enjoying all the jokes here.

I tried to figure out which of those WO xteristics, but I don't have any of those mentioned. I think I belong to a different and endangered specie.

U are a guy?

12large:
wow my mother and pastor chris actually went to the same college in benin nigeria, she told me that they were really poor when they were at epoma

Lies! LIES!! LIES!!!

1)Pastor Chris attended Edo College in Benin, an all-boys school. Was ur mother once a boy?

2) They were not poor, his father was a civil servant and the mom a teacher. His grand parents were okay enough to take care of missionaries back in the days. Pastor Chris doesn't have a 'rags to riches' story. He had always known 'enough'

3)Pastor Chris didn't grow up in Ekpoma but did his Uni education there.

Ganjaseed:
This guy needs explanation about " take it and they will fall down" well, what are they actually taking from P Chris? We know how to get filled with the Holly spirit, the procedure is standard ( Repentance and accepting Jesus as Lord and saviour then one is save, any saved person has the Holly spirit) one cant be saved and still don't have the spirit of God. I have heard some pastors using that word, I will wonder what they are giving that one should take or must take. Remember YOU CAN NOT GIVE WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE !!!!!!!! Depend on what they are giving out. So those takers be carefull what you take from preachers as many are fake.

Spiritual things are spiritually discerned. If u are trully filled with the Spirit of God, u'd talk differently and i'm not mincing words about that. People in those meetings are coming back with testimonies of what happened when they cued in to 'take-it!' Lives are getting better yet u'd continue criticizing what u don't know cos u don't want to know. The bolded in ur post, as true as it is, what do u have that u've given? How many souls have u impacted with what u have? Because u're struggling with ur Christianity doesn't make others like u. It's easy to locate a man from the way he talks, this has applied to u too. U better put ur house in order Bro while it is day.

hey eyah. .haven't seen u around here before.

So which of the WO xteristics do u possess? lol

Please tell us. . _{batting an eye @ dani}

na attention seeker.

shallap!

@D1KeleVra
Listen to reason and get inspired. .lol.

@2baby
No oh, I'm only surviving. To make it in this section is to be armed from head to toe and keep in mind the saying that 'the best form of defence is attack' LOL
If u know the soakaway mouths wen dey here ehn,u go double-up.

I now certify u mad! _{hands over a certificate of madness to him.}

Your Husband is Ishan? Those ppl are strong o. Babes there might be a curse over his head causing him to do these things and if his family takes side with him then it proves it's a family curse. He needs divine intevention. . [i]killing [/i]him won't make everything right but worsen the whole situation.

I think u should try to investigate more on who is despoiling ur daughter carefully. Find out if ur husband had been checking on her at the creche Or how regularly he'd been spending time with her elsewhere.

This is pathetic. I pray this doesn't distort the psyche of this innocent child. Pls take it easy. .God that has begun this exposition will continue to unfold all that pertains to this matter. I like the strength u've demonstrated so far just keep that head up.

u claim to know everything. .can't someone just surprise u? Oh please!

hi 2baby. .what u doing here?

d bigrod:
[size=15pt]lysaa,my naughty wife,what are they watching(abygul and gidson12)?are they watching us kiss?[/size]

Na u and who and who dey kiss? cos me nor dey dia o

Hmm John kiss u na im u dey so excited. The whole thing is smoothly unfolding. I dey go cast for one thread like that, LOL.

GSM, Na wetin im send u come talk be that abi? lol