Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,362 members, 7,826,425 topics. Date: Monday, 13 May 2024 at 02:09 PM

Ebuka N Oga - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Ebuka N Oga (2096 Views)

My Oga At The Top Smileys / Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) / Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

Ebuka N Oga by Abbygyal(f): 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2010
Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after his Commerce exam at the secondary school where he was registered. Question No 3 reads: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.'' (20marks).

He reflected, smiled and wrote: "Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba." He then submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: Ebuka, how did it go?

Ebuka: It was so simple Oga. Question No 3 says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a shop.

Oga: And what did you write?

Ebuka: Well, I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.

Oga: So is that all you wrote?

Ebuka: Yes.

Oga: Common go back and put the phone numbers and complete address, stupid boy! That's how you get customers, idiot!!!

a friend sent it to my email. . . .so im sharin it wiv u guyz. . .if u fink its lame. . .dats ur wahala.x
Re: Ebuka N Oga by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 17, 2010
nice
Re: Ebuka N Oga by deneut: 8:47pm On Jun 17, 2010
cool
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 9:36pm On Jun 17, 2010
It's a nice joke @poster  cheesy

well done  smiley
Re: Ebuka N Oga by Abbygyal(f): 10:02pm On Jun 17, 2010
thanks cheesy
Re: Ebuka N Oga by kolaoloye(m): 8:46am On Jun 18, 2010
I love this joke kiss
Re: Ebuka N Oga by Ben13: 11:30am On Jun 18, 2010
Both Ebuka and his oga are morons! grin
Re: Ebuka N Oga by lysaa(f): 2:01pm On Jun 18, 2010
it's ok undecided
Re: Ebuka N Oga by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jun 18, 2010
. ;d
Re: Ebuka N Oga by jokingmary(m): 7:25pm On Jun 18, 2010
Really funny grin
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 9:06pm On Jun 18, 2010
na wa oo, ebuka donsuffer oo
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 9:23pm On Jun 18, 2010
^^ true talk!

but we all know say:

cbase na Ebuka

and Studio na d Oga cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 9:36pm On Jun 18, 2010
Instead studio go be ma Oga, make Lizard get hair for e small boy grin
lai lai
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 9:39pm On Jun 18, 2010
oh my gawd!!

no make me laugh 4 here grin grin

na which 1 be lai-lai for here now? - una 2 no be best friends? ? ?

<tries in vain to stop laughing>
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 9:45pm On Jun 18, 2010
who be ma friend?, dat gutter snipe?, wey i carry from nsukka come lagos,
brush am up, teach am big boys way, now he's on the level, the boy even knows what hennessey means now,
and you laud him over me as my Oga, no na. check am na? grin
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 9:50pm On Jun 18, 2010
oh my gawd - I'm in stitches!!

Studio??!! where u dey na? come and defend your reputation o!!

I can't stop laughing!!  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy

cbase fear no catch u? your oga go finish u if im read dis your post o!

**wipes tears of laughter off her cheeks**

er. . .cbase, na so the Hennessey pain u reach??
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 9:54pm On Jun 18, 2010
Ndubuisi Solomon Okonkwo
alias Studio, can't do anythin. highest i send him back to nsukka grin
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 9:57pm On Jun 18, 2010
easy now - na person pikin u dey expose like dis 4 nland o! shocked shocked shocked
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 9:59pm On Jun 18, 2010
okay, smiley
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 9:26pm On Jun 21, 2010
where Ebuka studio run go sef?? undecided
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 9:36pm On Jun 21, 2010
e run go bring goods from obinna shop grin, wait for am e dey come
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 9:53pm On Jun 21, 2010
lol cheesy
Re: Ebuka N Oga by Abbygyal(f): 1:31am On Jun 22, 2010
errorrr
Re: Ebuka N Oga by anitabest(f): 10:44am On Jun 22, 2010
hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahah igbo man wit sense. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ebuka N Oga by stontblaze(m): 11:00am On Jun 22, 2010
hay come on dat a teeth splashing one thanx its a funny joke whao eva says is not funny let him post his/her own let see how funny d person can go smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Ebuka N Oga by VALIDATOR: 4:36pm On Jun 22, 2010
Nice joke.
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2010
VALIDATOR:

Nice joke.
validated by validator
Re: Ebuka N Oga by lysaa(f): 11:54am On Jun 23, 2010
cbase:

Ndubuisi Solomon Okonkwo
alias Studio, can't do anythin. highest i send him back to nsukka grin
Meself nor forget say na u be Kelechi.
una code don tey sha. .from way back 5 & 6, apprentice n oga.
Re: Ebuka N Oga by flexystar(f): 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2010
Studio don see una finish e no won talk thats why he dos not want to answer any of you. You guys are simply talking to your selfs in other words ame, . smiley
Re: Ebuka N Oga by lysaa(f): 2:07pm On Jun 23, 2010
GSM, Na wetin im send u come talk be that abi? lol
Re: Ebuka N Oga by EfemenaXY: 2:18pm On Jun 23, 2010
hmmm - flexy. . . and how u take know?? smiley
Re: Ebuka N Oga by cbase: 6:34pm On Jun 24, 2010
Lol, U tnk say na only u get studio?

(1) (2) (Reply)

My True Life Story Yesterday. U Must Laugh! / Photo Of The Day: Best Way To Cheat In Any Exam / Latest Definition Of Trouble

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 19
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.