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Abeg pull your two ears and run run run; real big scam ooooooooo!!!!!!!

Please don't blame her - I guess someone stole her knickers at the beach; she's on her way to the shops to get herself and her daugther another pair of knickers.
Abi wentin she for do now!

U neva go mosque or church wey say after service/prayer your slipper/shoe don disappear; how you for take reach home; no be bare foot you go take waka go home.

PietraK:
I was on my way along Ogudu road in ojota when some policemen shouted at me. Stop! Stop! You there stop.

I was on my way to one "mama put" just after Alhaji Amao street to get some food. Hearing them shouting stop stop, i looked back and they beckoned me.

Highlighting from the car was a young policeman in his Thirties.

Police: Who are you?
Me: I am Pietrak. (My surname). What can i do for you?
Police: what do you do?
Me: i am a writer... so how can i help you?
Police: what are you writing
Me: anything.... just anything and everything
Police: What is in your pocket?
Me: My phone
Police: are you a press?
Me: No
Police : then why are you writing when you are not a press?

He went back in their car repeating the statement " you are not supposed to be writing when you are not a press.

Uneducated policeman!!!!

Naijapolice should thank God guns are not used in Nigeria like they are in US. If they were people will open fire on them!!!!

mayorkyzo:
Buhari taking us back to 1984...

Where were you in 1984?

PHATE007:
Educative!... Nice post OP....



But trust Nigerians, if they know that lemon helps in preventing cancer, lemon of 5naira will automatically increase to 500 naira... Greed everywhere! May God help us

There is an app for that; it's called grow your own lemon tree.

searching4loove:
[size=13pt]WHY SHOULD I BUY THIS CRAP WHEN I CAN GET 320GB MONTHLY FROM ETISALAT FOR JUST 200 NAIRA[/size]

How do you get that offer Bro? If true Abeg pls share o!

What makes you guys think all those countries you've mentioned are better than Nigeria? The grass is always greener on the other side until you cross over!

Mind you every country has it's own challenges; so don't be deceived.
Let's pray for God's blessing in our own space.

Yoruba proverb says even if yam is being pounded in a leave and stew/soup prepared in groundnut shell; he who would be satisfied will be satisfied. May God count us among those who will be satisfied in Nigeria, IJN, Amen.

The 'white' skinned generally just don't like black people; in fact they seem to rate their pets better than blacks.
May God help black race worldwide; may he lift us up to higher places IJN.
And may we blacks stop worshipping the 'white' skinned people.

I witness a scene at MMA on my arrival in June; a British man flew in from South Africa to attend a conference. Guest what? The organisers sent someone to come pick him at the airport; in fact the lady wanted to carry the man's luggage.

I wonder if a white fella will ever do that for a black academic! Certainly not, so why do we blacks treat them as thin gods?

I pray Baba Falae is released safe and sound and that those idiots are caught and disciplined according to the law of the land.

By the way I hope this fulani thing is not another BH strategy for funding their devilish act in the North East!

NPF, DSS please leave no stone unturned in tackling the fulani herdmen manace.

tpiander:
Amen.

Amen o.

Sunexy:
We need the CIA in dis country

Yes I concur!

Why has it taken NAFDAC more than 3 months since the Maggie noodles saga was discovered before alerting Nigerians.
It was reported in Britain early June; see BBC link below;

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-33017571

https://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/frontpage/uk.news/cheating-lover-spends-night-narrow-123423532.html?.b=%2Findex&.intl=gb&.lang=en-gb

Let us learn to accept one another the way we are. It is pointless condemning other peoples' taste or choice.
One thing is certain, it is more honourable to wear 'unfashionable' items with integrity than wear expensive stuff purchased with stolen wealth.

Nigerian employers seem to be out of touch with reality!
May be some day they will understand the plight of the average Nigerian youth.

Thanks guys I guessed as much

Hi guys,

Is Zain currently running any promo?

I recently received a text message from a SMS massage id 'Zain' saying I have won some money in a Zain seasonal Draw, can this be true?

I know Zain - Uganda, is currently giving out Money, Houses and Car in their own draw; but I am not aware of Zain - Nigeria doing something similar.

Can it be true or is this another fraudster trick of 419 group.

Please advise.

Thanks

Hi Nairalanders,

I am interested in setting up a Secondary School Science Laboratory for the three core science subjects.

Can someone please tell me how to go about doing this at an economical cost.

Please kindly give details of science equipments manufacturers I can contact.

Thanks

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