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Family › Re: To My Future Wife by Maakhir(m): 7:25am On Dec 25, 2014
eleojo23:
Sitting in my room and looking through the window with the cool evening breeze blowing across my face, the thought of you crossed my mind. I decided to pen down this letter to you on how I feel and how I would want our marriage to be.

Dear future wife, who you are and where you are right now, I do not know. One thing I know however is that each passing day draws me closer to you. I look forward to the day we'll meet when there will be that spark and our hearts will be bonded in love. My heart is racing in anticipation.

I've lived my life alone all this time but now I feel the need to find you, the person who will finally make my life complete. I'm a man with flaws, yes I'm not perfect and I know you are not perfect also and I don't expect you to be. Sometimes I say things that I
don’t really mean and do things that are not really my nature. I apologise for those right now.
I've got these flaws which will become obvious to you as we meet begin to relate but if after seeing all these you still decide to be with me, I promise that as long as I'm in my right mind, I shall love, cherish and respect you.
I promise to always listen to you when you simply just want to be heard. I will listen to you especially when you don’t feel comfortable sharing your thoughts with anybody else, and to the things you try to tell me when you’re not
even speaking. I promise to always listen.
I probably don’t know all the right things to say, but my feelings and words are from the heart.

Our fairy tale will happen, but remember it doesn’t go from ‘once upon a time’ to ‘happy ever after.’ So I can't promise an all rosy experience. We are two different individuals with different backgrounds, we're going to argue and disagree on issues but I will not want that to affect or change the feeling we have for each other. When we have a misunderstanding, I would not want us to sweep it under the carpet, rather we would address it and move on.
There are going to be times when our 'love feeling' will not be at its high. At such times it is our commitment to each other that will drive us to make things work between us. This fleeting feeling that we'll have when we meet will fluctuate with time and that's why I have made up my mind to love your person and not just your good looks (as that too may change). I will have you as my friend and we shall grow together.
Looking at my mum and seeing the sacrifices she has made some of which involved letting go of the things she would have loved to do, I promise to support your dreams and let you do the things that make you happy.

In times of storm I will hold your hand and we'll face it together. We will take turns being strong in times of trials and pick each other up. We will have each others back and look out for each other when the chips are down. I will support you in every way I can and I hope you do same for me.

I have seen a lot of marriages fail but ours will not be like that. We're going to make our marriage work for the sake of ourselves and the kids we'll have. I would want you to understand me and not compare me with other men. I promise to do same for you. We will not allow extended family and friends to come between us. We are going to handle our issues in our own unique way.
We will be role models to our children and we will build a model home full of love where they will live happily.

These are not just the words of a man who is high on emotions but that of a man who is ready to take responsibility.
They are words with serious implications and I have decided to take this bold step with you. God helping us and with some effort on our part, we shall make them come to pass. I'm not going to marry you because my mates are getting married. Rather I'm going to marry you because at this point in my life, I need someone with whom I can fulfil God's purpose for my life.

I know waiting isn’t easy. I’m waiting for you because I love you unconditionally. As I wait for you, I'm going to invest my time in making myself the husband that you will forever be proud of.

Wishing you all the joy and happiness you can get till we meet and begin this exciting journey together.

Lots of love from your future husband,
Eleojo.
I wish you a happy marriage
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by Maakhir(m): 3:12am On Dec 25, 2014
ArtanK:
LOL! Are we talking about women now? Weak guy lmao. The one woman who married a Ugandan soldier doesn't represent all Somali women. If you wanna talk about women, I suggest you have a word with Axum/Ajuran.

But anyways you can read here how the Oromo + Garre, Darod and other Somali clans pushed the Bantus from the Jubba river(some 200 km) inside Somalia to past the river Tana in Kenya.



Source: The Journal of African History (1975) by E. R Turton.



Not only did we take land from the Bantu but also from the Galla who outnumber Somalis immensely. The Somali expansion in the south began in 1805. grin

You keep repeating that Ethiopia and Somalia is a dry and barren land. Have you forgotten that it was the Bantu slaves that worked on the Somali farms in South Somalia? And you must be put of your mind if you think that Ethiopia is barren. Less than 20% of the land is a desert, the rest is covered with green and lush valleys.
LOL! grin
Dont forget the Mareexan and how they kicked out some bantus from their own land just for the sake of it. Some white guy even recorded it in one of his books, I'll provide you the link.
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by Maakhir(m): 3:08am On Dec 25, 2014
Rivertemz:
im not kenyan so don't refer to helping me.
Dont worry man I'm not refering to you, its just that kenyans piss me off.
Not all, but most.
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by Maakhir(m): 4:55am On Dec 23, 2014
HisExellency:
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Hahaha! Warea! What kind of a starving dumb little sh!tt stain are you? Did you come from your mother's stinky Somali slit or did she try to fart but accidentally pooped your malnourished little a'ss?
I would rather die than try to reason with your anorexic brain. I used to live in isich and I was so happy when we left that hood because your women's cunnts made the whole place smell like corrosion and death.
I remember this somali chick I met at F2 when I was in secondary school. That stinky wench was practically begging me to inseminate her with some virile bantu seed. You Somali stick figures obviously don't know what to do with that stinky punanni. Well, I'll tell you what I did... I told that Hot little heifer to go take a bath and then I beat that thing like Barry Bonds. I beat it so hard we ended up looking for it under the bed coz it got so swollen, we thought it had disappeared!
Own our economy? Haha the only thing you use economically is your stupid little pea- brain, you son of a whorring muff!
And you had better keep your mother and your sisters away from Nairobi because I'll make it a point to fu!ck all the walalo well I can manage, just to spite your sorry face. And the only reason I'll put on a condom is so that your mother's camel teeth don't scrape the skin out of my dick while she heroically sucks out that Bantu nut she's been craving since all the men in Mogadishu killed each other.Tuko pamoja, warea? Kumamako. Abah whass! Sirikinyo whass! Haha.
Now I must apologise to my Nigerian friends for speaking Somali in your forum, but we Kenyans know this goat fuckers very well. You guys are entirely too polite and patient with them and that's why they come to troll here. They would never try this shit in a kenyan forum coz we would run (hehe) circles around them. Anyway warea, there is plenty where that came from. The one thing I can never tire of is making a fool out of a Somali. Why? Coz Allah did most of the dirty work for me. Haha, what a funky pestilence.
What he is really trying to tell you is that he's sad because he fell for some somali who rejected him as a adoon and jareer. No somali would ever have want him and he is just typing out his fantasies.
Desperate little jareer.
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by Maakhir(m): 4:50am On Dec 23, 2014
KenyanLady:
You are an uneducated idîot, the word Negroid is not offensive, it's a term used to describe sub saharan African (exclude horn of african), we sub saharan african are all Negroid, So, please fûck off and leave us alone.


there are three races.

1-Negroid.

2-Caucasoid + Horn of African.

3-Mongoloid.


Caucasoid skull types.
https://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/196/f/8/caucasoid_skull_by_dizneykhan-d57ccow.jpg

Negroid and Mongoloid skull types.
[img]http://aryanity.files./2012/05/chapter1-figure2.jpg?w=450&h=244[/img]
Could someone really be this stupid huh
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by Maakhir(m): 4:49am On Dec 23, 2014
KenyanLady:
You are an uneducated idîot, the word Negroid is not offensive, it's a term used to describe sub saharan African (exclude horn of african), we sub saharan african are all Negroid, So, please fûck off and leave us alone.


there are three races.

1-Negroid.

2-Caucasoid + Horn of African.

3-Mongoloid.


Caucasoid skull types.
https://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/196/f/8/caucasoid_skull_by_dizneykhan-d57ccow.jpg

Negroid and Mongoloid skull types.
[img]http://aryanity.files./2012/05/chapter1-figure2.jpg?w=450&h=244[/img]
Are you naturally this dumbhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh huh huh huh huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Blacks Christians? by Maakhir(m): 1:22pm On Dec 04, 2014
THE MOORS WERE MUSLIM
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MUSLIM HISTORY
THE MOORS OVERRAN SPAIN, THIS WAS WAY AFTER CHRIST
THEY STARTED THE CALIPHATE OF ANDALUS
THEY WERE MUSLIM NORTH AFRICAN BERBERS AND THEY WERE CIVILIZED
LEARN HISTORY
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Blacks Christians? by Maakhir(m): 1:20pm On Dec 04, 2014
What are you a idiot?

The Romans who controlled North Africa got run over by the Goths, your so dumb it astounds me.

Go die of aids or ebola, better yet jump off a cliff.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Blacks Christians? by Maakhir(m): 1:18pm On Dec 04, 2014
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. WHAT THE UPLIFTED EMPIRE, ROMANS WHO ARE CAUCASIANS, SIMPLY DID WAS RETURN TO BLACK PEOPLE WHAT WAS THEIRS IN THE FIRST PLACE, THE BIBLE. THE BIBLE HAS HAD AN AMAZINGLY YET PRECARIOUS JOURNEY, WELL IT WASNT CALLED THE BIBLE BACK THEN. IT WAS SCROLLS. THE SCROLLS WERE PUT TOGETHER BY THE PROPHETS OF ISRAEL, ALL BLACK MEN, OVER A CERTAIN TIME PERIOD AND DURING THEIR DIFFERENT CAPTIVITIES. HOWEVER IN ALL THEIR CAPTIVITIES THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RETURN HOME TO ISRAEL. HOWEVER THE CAPTIVITY BY THE GREEKS AND THE ROMANS WAS THE MOST BRUTAL. THEY ACTUALLY KICKED THEM OUT OF THE LAND OF ISRAEL INTO AFRICA. STOLE ALL THE SCROLLS AND KEPT IT AS THEIRS. THE ISRAELITES RAN INTO AFRICA AND OVER TIME LOST A SENSE OF WHO THEY WERE ( THEY GOT DISCONTINUED FROM THEIR HERITAGE JEREMIAH 17 VS 4 ). THE ROMAN EMPIRE GOT ATTACKED BY A GROUP OF BLACK GENERALS HEADED BY SEPTEMIUS SEVERUS AND BLACKS TOOK CONTROL AGAIN IN 193 AD. THEY RULED FOR ABOUT 1000 YEARS. SOME CALLED THEM THE MOORS BUT THEY WERE ISRAELITES. AROUND 1300 AD THE BLACKS GOT OVERPOWERED AND FINALLY ALL GOT KICKED OUT BUT NOT BEFORE THE LAST BLACK KING IN EUROPE KING JAMES HAD THE SCROLLS COMPILED INTO A BIBLE BECAUSE THE WHITE EUROPEANS WHO TOOK OVER OTHER PARTS OF EUROPE WERE CORRUPTING THE MESSAGES IN THE SCROLLS AND MAKING THEIR OWN BIBLES AND PUTTING WHITE IMAGES IN IT AND CHANGING EVERYTHING UP SO THAT YOU WOULD THINK THEY WERE THE ONES WHO WROTE IT
1 MACCABEES 3 VS 48 And laid open the book of the law, wherein the heathen had sought to paint the likeness of their images.
<<< ICONOCLASM.
ANYWAY THE WHITE EUROPEANS REGAINED FULL CONTROL OF MOST PARTS OF EUROPE IN THE 1400S TO 1500S AND USHERED IN THE EUROPEAN RENNAISANCE ( WHICH IS A COVERT WORD FOR WHITE WASHING HISTORY ). IT WAS DURING THIS PERIOD THAT THEY WENT ON THEIR NUMEROUS CONQUEST EXPLOITS BRINGING THE BIBLE TO THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE IT WHO WERE NOW LANGUISHING IN WEST AFRICA AND BEING CALLED OTHER NAMES NOW. THIS IS THE LORD MAKING THE EXALTED NATION BRING BACK TO YOU WHAT MADE YOU FALL IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOUR REJECTION OF THE WORD. SO THE LORD MADE THE EXALTED HEATHEN ROMAN EMPIRE BRING YOU WHAT YOU REJECTED TO FOLLOW. AND THATS HOW THE BIBLE ENDED UP BACK AGAIN IN THE HANDS OF THOSE WHO WROTE IT BUT ONLY THIS TIME THE SCROLLS HAD ALL BEEN COMPILED TOGETHER AND IS NOW CALLED THE BIBLE. THE POINT BEING THE WHITE MAN DID NOT INTRODUCE THE BIBLE TO BLACKS, THE WHITE MAN WAS RETURNING WHAT BELONGED TO BLACKS WHICH WAS THEIR STUMBLING BLOCK.THATS THE LORDS SENSE OF HUMOR IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT THAT WAY
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They say the Prophets of Israel, The Jews were black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I feel sad for your deluded thoughts cry cry cry cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Interracial Relationships - Somalis + Caribbean And Somalis + Other Africans by Maakhir(m):
HisExellency:
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Hahaha! Warea! What kind of a starving dumb little sh!tt stain are you? Did you come from your mother's stinky Somali slit or did she try to fart but accidentally pooped your malnourished little a'ss?
I would rather die than try to reason with your anorexic brain. I used to live in isich and I was so happy when we left that hood because your women's cunnts made the whole place smell like corrosion and death.
I remember this somali chick I met at F2 when I was in secondary school. That stinky wench was practically begging me to inseminate her with some virile bantu seed. You Somali stick figures obviously don't know what to do with that stinky punanni. Well, I'll tell you what I did... I told that Hot little heifer to go take a bath and then I beat that thing like Barry Bonds. I beat it so hard we ended up looking for it under the bed coz it got so swollen, we thought it had disappeared!
Own our economy? Haha the only thing you use economically is your stupid little pea- brain, you son of a whorring muff!
And you had better keep your mother and your sisters away from Nairobi because I'll make it a point to fu!ck all the walalo well I can manage, just to spite your sorry face. And the only reason I'll put on a condom is so that your mother's camel teeth don't scrape the skin out of my dick while she heroically sucks out that Bantu nut she's been craving since all the men in Mogadishu killed each other.Tuko pamoja, warea? Kumamako. Abah whass! Sirikinyo whass! Haha.
Now I must apologise to my Nigerian friends for speaking Somali in your forum, but we Kenyans know this goat fuckers very well. You guys are entirely too polite and patient with them and that's why they come to troll here. They would never try this shit in a kenyan forum coz we would run (hehe) circles around them. Anyway warea, there is plenty where that came from. The one thing I can never tire of is making a fool out of a Somali. Why? Coz Allah did most of the dirty work for me. Haha, what a funky pestilence.
Must I compare how much kenyan whorres there are to somali ones, (lets start with your mother) grin
Your men and ladies stink, trust me, I've met freakin kenyans cause I lived in Nairobi.
Your ladies do not even want you cause your hideous and nobody wants your ladies.
Before you think you can run rings around somalis, go control your own economy
The whole world knows you morons for what you are. cry
Culture › Re: The Prettiest African Woman by Maakhir(m): 11:20am On Nov 27, 2014
Am I the Only Niqqah on this Forum that Fantasizes about Eating Mrs Chima's Pusssy?

KandiiKane
IlEke-IdI
Oguagua88
Mrs Chima
Tpia

My Top 5 Wet Nana's i wanna Taste.
Your username has Allah in it and you say this sort of stuff
freakin dumbarse

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