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ChybuzzDD:
You want the same bastards you hypocritical yoruba boys defend whenever justice is dished out to them by UGM in the SE to be paraded??

So, the Nigerian security agents are no longer the best thing that happened to you bigots or is it because the victim is not Igbo?

Yeye people

Look at this madman! No be your fellow brothers by tribe your ESN/IPOB dey waste, dey make their kids orphans and their wives widows? Who cares?

Nairalander248:
All the APC and Agbadorians that says report, that's how they saw the disaster that will happen, they still went ahead to vote in their paymaster and they are now the one advising you.

Bro, btw you can avert this impending disaster about to happen.

Who did you vote for that wasn't disaster waiting to happen? Obi, right? The one that didn't conduct local govt election for eight years that he spent in power as a gov!

RighteousDemon:
Didn’t they tell you that the best business is minding one’s business?

Until someone in your family becomes a victim of such "disaster waiting to happen".

loswhite:
Exactly what immaculatecrown said….lol so predictable

Is he wrong if immaculatecrown were to be right about his motive for creating the thread? We all know the truth but we're free to pretend otherwise

Jestin:
Gym instructor and your babe

More like gym instructor and your wife

ebenholer:
That is relative to the type of woman you know you have...you can't get a nympho such a trainer or hence you should be ready to bear the consequences.

She doesn't have to be a nympho. Nympho may mean it will happen many times because she's insatiable. Not being a nympho means it may happen once or fee times

Chizy12345:
a fitness trainer impregnated someone wife through fitness training and it was a big blow for the both family of the husband and the wife

immortalcrown:
What is your own answer?

Be the first to give an answer if you are sincere here.

You have an ulterior motive here. The picture you attached to this post proves my claim. Of all the pictures of women at gyms, why did you choose this one? You have a preconceived notion about women going for gyms. You just want to seek a public validation for your notion. Prove me wrong by giving and explaining your own answer.

Edited at 5:13 p.m.
Now, let me address the attached image which is the proof of the poster's ulterior motive. Women going to gyms is different from women being touched in the indiscriminate manner seen on the attached image. A woman can go to the gym but will never allow anybody who is not her husband to touch her in the manner seen on the image. In fact, decent women do not wear revealing outfits for sporting. There are decent spots kits for men and women. Perverts are the ones that wear what accentuates their sensitive organs. Therefore, my wife is free to go to the gym if she wants.

An irresponsible woman may not step out of her husband's home but gatemen, male servants and male dispatchers will touch and service her anyhow. A responsible woman can be punctual to the gym but will not allow anybody within or outside the gym to touch her indiscriminately. But this cunning poster, through his choice of picture, stereotypes every woman that goes to the gym.

I have successfully exposed that this cunning poster that claims to be helping a friend to seek for answers is actually narrow-minded. He is a stereotyper. I waited for hours for him to prove me wrong but he could not do so.

You have your own opinion, why attacking the Op on your assumption of what his own opinion might be on the subject? Must his opinion on this align with yours?

Remman:
Isolation is a blessing

Isolation is a torture, don't deceive yourself

Melagros:
COMRADES, no matter what, I can't lodge in this hotel, I am not 'hydrophobic', but I can't imagine staying where there's no biodiversity for a whole month

That place is big enough to allow for your lack of biodiversity claim, judging from the picture

Na so Israel just murdered another 70 non combant civilians in an area designated as safe for civilians . America keeps supplying Israel bombs and bullets kill more women and children and non armed males while majority of the world coward up in silence.

MufasaLion:
You break the law, you face its wrath.

You don't have to commit any serious offence before this people pounce on you, I'm sure you know that. And the reason they don't have pity on commuters is what they personally stand to get from them.

Nobody cares.

You should

Lol. Like they're happy about the judgement. Why were they fighting the LG autonomy then until they lost the fight?

E pain am
The doubled allocations wey u supposed to use combat hunger in the land, no be diverting all of una dey divert am? We don't even know what they need all this billions of naira for!!

obonujoker:
This clown again 🙄

U sabi am too. Na him alone gets all the problems of this world

ChildOfDoom:
After taking doxy... for some days to relieve me of my former sexual infection, I have caught another one.

This one is more excruciating. Girls are currently twerking their waist to lure me at the brothel but I am not moved

I just got azith... (500mg) to try ease my distress. Constant urinating, milky substance at the edge of my dudu and wide opening at the tip that makes my urine disperse awkwardly when i discharge.

It's heavy and hot down there. No wonder the last girl I slept with complained that it was 'peppering' her when I dived in.

If only I can resist the temptation of raw sex when cured or double the condom next time to ensure tight kitten or ferocious lash doesn't burst it

This guy still dey alive and around? The boy with 99 lives
You are just blessed with all these imaginations, lol.

Uchek:
Soyinka was not imprisoned for his solidarity with Biafra struggle, And if even he was,

Which one: he was or he wasn't?

does that make him infallible that we can question his actions or inaction in 2024?

The point is that it is his right if he decides to criticize or not to criticize. Not like he owes anybody any explanation why he did this and didn't do that.

MufasaLion:
Doesn't justify whatever anything!

You would never understand what pushed him to do that. Life is very hard for some people and they're at the breaking point, all what they need to off themselves is a little push from someone. May we not be agents of that.

helinues:
Suicide is not an option. Only cowards do that

Lol at the strongman of nairaland.

IceColdVeins:
I remember giving some strangers free lift from my estate and they asked to drop at Ojota. I couldn't park at Ojota cos those Lastma faces werent smiling that day, I drove the women down to maryland brt (ignorantly) to avoid wahala not knowing that worse trouble awaited me.
Just as the women alighted, three task force vans blocked me and about 20 armed men bombarded my car like I was some terrorist.
One of them demanded for my car key and drove me all the way to Alausa, on the way, I tried explaining but it fell on deaf ears, in the end he demanded for a whooping 70k, I had to beg him before he parked the car and collected 50k cash. Just imagine I didn't have that amount with me, my car would have been impounded at Alausa and I would have been looking for more than 50k and connections to bail my car. For this kyn economy wey everybody dey face?

The other day I passed one-way coming out of "The Place" in Ogba, No Lastma was in sight but as soon as I reached the next traffic light about 1 km away, about 4 lastma guys bombarded me like some ant around a cube of sugar, unfortunatlely I had my windows down cos i was about to park at my gf's office just after the trafficlight. They opened my car and jumped in before I could say "Jack Robinson". I was in shock when they showed me a pic someone must have snapped secretly while i was coming out "The Place". They didn't even liste to my pleas before taking to their office close to berger, I shed crocodile tears hoping it would move them after they asked me to go deposit 250k in the government acct as my penalty....I had to tell them a big lie before they accepted to collect 40k cash bribery which about 5-8 would share.
Thats why they always demand huge money for bribery, the money is being shared into many hand. Your 50k huge loss may just be only 4k added to a scrupulous lastma's pocket!

MufasaLion:
They commit crime and they do crazy things to seek sympathy. Follow the rules and you'll never be in a bad situation.

Crime? What crime? You meant offence, lol. Seek forgiveness. If you are in transport business, you would have understood how officers and officials are frustrating the motorists and owners. It is even worse in Lagos state

aywagze:
This man should rest. Local government autonomy wont change anything. What we need are good people. Truth it, corruption is worse in the local government level if you really understand this geediness game they are all playing ..🤔

Well, it is their fund. We can start from there for now.

Klington:


Joke of a country.

The so-called autonomy is as useless as the P in psychology.

The useless chairmen will still have to seek the consent of their govs who will request for 90% of the allocation.

It will be different. Any mumu chairman who sign off his local govt allocation to the governor will explain to EFCC how the gov put gun to his head.

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Bobloco:
The Gbaju e crooner has now been handsomely rewarded for his silence and for not speaking up against the worst regime in the history of this country.

This is someone who spoke against one of the best regimes in the history of this country, the Goodluck Jonathan government. He even went as far as describing the then president, Goodluck Jonathan, to be worst than Nebuchadnezzar.

You do realise that Wole Soyinka was imprisoned for his solidarity with Biafra struggle and that was 1960s? Today, he has become Gbaju e coroner, lol. Give the man some breathing space because he had been speaking up before your father was born.

Well deserved

zebszebs:
Better go for accent removal classes, because if your written English has H-factor, then I wonder what hearing you speak would be like.

I can bet with your fathers shrivled scrotum that you never had A1 in English.

If you can post verifiable proof that you had A1 in English then I will transfer $1000 to you and delete my Nairaland account.

Shame me please, show me your verifiable proof that you scored A1 in English, at least in 1998, there wasnt any NECO then.

A jobless troll wan dash me $1000

kingbee90:
The fact that Agbadorians are jubilating on the Supreme Court ruling because they think it will ONLY affect Rivers State is laughable.

- Rivers State is not the only state currently running a CT system in Nigeria.

Pathetic people

Mumu is your name. What made you think that the issue that affects 36 states was about Rivers state alone and people who are happy with the judgement are happy because of Rivers state and not because of their own state?
I'm happy because we will begin to see some developments at the local govt level just like before the governors started diverting LG allocations. Fvck Fubara, fvck Wike and fvck Rivers state politics

dongalaxy:
What's the cost ?

Supplements are not equivalent to drugs or medications, don't waste your money on supplements

zebszebs:
I wonder how many times you read and re-read that comment to avoid making another gaffe ?

See you going around in circles, saying so much but saying nothing, just to defend the fact that your written English has H-factor.

Mr Hitches 😁😁😁🤣

Mr Troll, you're surprised by what you read, right? I have been on Nairaland since 2010 and you're welcome to go dig up my past posts and see if you can come up with another word or sentence to correct. Where were you in 1998? Because that was when I scored A1 in Use of English. We don't need to proofread because of motherfvckers like you who will fade away under one year max.

MrBrownJay1:
the above is the definition of a CONFUSED SOUL....
you have your woman, you pretend to be fully happy with her, salesgirl tells you she loves you and you turn her down (while you should have fired her); now salesgirl moves on and looks for better brothas to be with and now you have "bad feelings about it that you may lose her"

bro, you cant lose something that was never yours to begin with!

You got it

Kobojunkie:
I guess Babalawos no dey feel the economic squeeze at all, abi?

People take their hard earned money to them willingly. And yahoo plus guys too. Na free money babalawos dey spend

DMerciful:
There is no federal system of govt where you have three federating units. We always do things upside down.

We should be pushing for state autonomy, not lg autonomy!

There are people at the grassroot level, their money should be allowed to reach them. Govs are not grassroot people.
Before, local government chairmen were constructing one or two roads at the local level. Now that govs are the ones spending local government money (aka stealing and diverting ), development at the local level has become zero. Sometimes, chairmen do help Community Development Associations with counterpart funding from the local govt allocation for buying things like transformers and other projects. All these are gone for good!
Govs should concentrate on stealing states money as president, ministers and others are stealing federal money

zebszebs:
"Just *has* 3 more years"

Oponu, singular and plural you dont know.

Semi-illiterate.

U be real werey. You are not the first lunatic to open account on nairaland to be doing this, lol. Some had come before you, they disappeared when they got tired . You too will disappear in no distant time. Fvcking Jobless motherfvcker