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RomanceRe: “When You Get Married, You Will Feel It”- Man Warns Ladies Using intimacy gadgets by maasoap(m): 2:54pm On May 20
Diamond098454:
What can of warning is this? Leave women alone please......
You will be surprised to know how many ladies may find this educative. It's awareness creation
RomanceRe: “When You Get Married, You Will Feel It”- Man Warns Ladies Using intimacy gadgets by maasoap(m): 2:51pm On May 20
SixSeven:
👆
It goes both ways. If you sleep with a prostitute, you can't change a girl whose father raised her well to a street girl.

If you masturbate, you will find pleasure from yourself, not your partner.

If you take sex actors in porñ as your sex teachers, your partner will never be able to satisfy you. One day, you'll tell your partner to eat your sheet all in the name of sex.

If you sleep with different people every time, marriage will not satisfy you.

If you are insatiable, you can never be satisfied. Everything in life is to be done in moderation. Water is good but too much of it can drown you.
To some of you, every information is a gender competition, you might even be a man though. Some of what you wrote doesn't even make sense
HealthRe: Symptoms Of Fatty Liver: Early Warning Signs You Should Never Ignore by maasoap(m): 2:42pm On May 20
Pootle:
all the symptoms fit dey do you and you will longer than in quote healthy man
You have swollen legs, yellow eyes and skin with low energy, that's the end stage my friend. You will be lucky to stay alive for two months extra cheesy
HealthRe: Symptoms Of Fatty Liver: Early Warning Signs You Should Never Ignore by maasoap(m): 2:40pm On May 20
remmy0912:
I am really scared right now. Needs to see a Doc
Why are you scared?
HealthRe: Symptoms Of Fatty Liver: Early Warning Signs You Should Never Ignore by maasoap(m): 2:28pm On May 20
princepee:
Which of the hospital is the best to go to if you have any of the symptoms.?
General or private?
I have a friend who have been having such symptoms for months.
He
Teaching hospital or federal medical Centre will be the best
CelebritiesRe: Tioruju Mondusi: 3 Nurses Fought Over Me In Hospital After Having Sex With Them by maasoap(m): 9:50am On May 19
Fiscus105:
How I wish my fellow gender can learn from this, I almost said it in previous thread, how did you treat your wife, before giving you bastard kids.

Now, he has shown it that he was irresponsible, and why another man bonk his wife, in as much I agreed married women infidelity is on the rise, many of these are caused by we, men When you put wife at home, and start chasing every hole outside, before you come back from voyage, small small boys would have broken into your territory and did enough adventure before you arrive.
If you don't chase women outside and your wife is the type that cheating is in her blood, she will leave the house when you are still in the house with her, go out and collect prick and still come back to meet you where she left you. In other words, your theory is weak
CelebritiesRe: Tioruju Mondusi: 3 Nurses Fought Over Me In Hospital After Having Sex With Them by maasoap(m): 9:37am On May 19
Mirasteel:
Is that now an achievement?
Lol. No, it is an experience not meant for sharing cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: 2 U.S Navy Jets Collide & Crash During Air Show In Idaho (Video) by maasoap(m): 2:59pm On May 18
EmmyMaestro:
They have more in the hanger to replace this ones
See someone mentality, chai! You don't know the kind of message this incident sent to the global military community. Fighter jets colliding during air show, that's a global shame if you didn't get it
Foreign AffairsRe: 2 U.S Navy Jets Collide & Crash During Air Show In Idaho (Video) by maasoap(m): 2:52pm On May 18
Heffalump:
The Jet pilot flying above the other pilot caused the avoidable mishap. Didn't they rehearse the flying pattern? As soon the one below began to rise, he too must have initiated an upward movement to avoid collision. This is the mistake pf poor training. cry
This is not different from their independent day parade, an eyesore. USA military across the board lack training
Foreign AffairsRe: 2 U.S Navy Jets Collide & Crash During Air Show In Idaho (Video) by maasoap(m): 2:40pm On May 18
jmoore:
The pilots ejected. They didn't die. That's the most important news here.
That's not the most important news in this but the good part of the news. The most important part of this news is the two fighter jets colliding during air show which wasn't supposed to happen
Foreign AffairsRe: 2 U.S Navy Jets Collide & Crash During Air Show In Idaho (Video) by maasoap(m): 2:38pm On May 18
Saturnalia:
Well done China, your Electronic Warfare System is really doing wonders in Amerika, especially when Trump just returned from China on his futile talks & trade deals.

The Orange Baboon will be wondering where the rain start beating him.

I expect to see news of Amerikan War Vessels colliding against themselves in the Pacific Ocean in the days to come. grin

The wargaming did not start today.
This is the result of poorly trained pilots
EducationRe: Bandits Behead Michael Oyedokun, Kidnapped Oyo Teacher by maasoap(m): 1:32pm On May 18
occfx:
Amoteku is no where to be found... Terrible state of the nation. Imagine say this man na your papa... And we are busy playing tribal politics.
The only thing some of you are good at is criticising people when you yourself are so lazy that you couldn't even read three minutes report to make an informed and balanced comment. What's you guys problem?

He equally sympathised with the family members of the tactical team of soldiers, Amotekun Corps and local vigilantes, who lost their lives in the rescue operation.

According to him, the operatives lost their lives when they ran into Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs), planted by the abductors.

He stated that the wounded security personnel were responding positively to treatment
RomanceRe: Married Man, Lady Died In Lagos Hotel During Sex Romp by maasoap(m): 9:32pm On May 17
Cutehector:
The first idiot had heart issues yet he still went on marathon sex


The second idiot had epilepsy yet she still went on to fvck.


This year is not the year to be stupid in life.
Heart attack, most likely.
PoliticsRe: Give Me One Reason I Should Vote Tinubu Again by maasoap(m): 4:21pm On May 17
Princedapace:
Since I was born, this is the first time Nigeria hardship hit me hard and mind you, my income didnt drop. Stayed same but I am battling to keep up with basic quality of life.
Like, man, I hate this man with so much passion. I wish elections are truly free and fair. I want him out! That man is wicked. How can someone be this clueless? He said the reason to remove fuel subsidy was because of smuggling. So, baba couldnt tackle such corruption, he rather took money and gave to governors. The same governors sing on his mandate we stand, so they are safe. WTF is this? Bro, I am running mad here. I am so pained.
Like when I drive out and see the heat Nigerians have to live in and do business without electricity, I weep. Who did we offend?
I closed down two businesses last year because of fuel. Damn!
Well, as at today, no serious or strong opposition to Tinubu's 2027 ambition. Opposition figures and parties are in disarray.

SoNature:
Tinubu has never been than man who banks on getting votes based on love or performance. He often banks on vote-buying, tribalism, intimidation and suppression to win elections. Given the amount he controls, it will be extremely difficult to stop him in 2027
Fractured opposition parties and stakeholders is not Tinubu's fault.
HealthRe: "The One-minute Decision That Cost Her 2 Months" by maasoap(m): 3:59pm On May 17
Kingray10:
Na normal Nigerian character
Until it gets worse before they do something about it cry
Very common and rampant. Majority of men are guilty of this
HealthRe: "The One-minute Decision That Cost Her 2 Months" by maasoap(m): 3:54pm On May 17
NinjaMetahuman:
Some Nigerian doctors are senseless though, they just want to extract money from you even if it means lying to you when all you needed is a rest.

So I really can't blame anyone declining their advise sometimes.
Why not go to government owned hospital if there is issue of trust?
HealthRe: "The One-minute Decision That Cost Her 2 Months" by maasoap(m):
Shezy001:
Hmmm
I could remember when I wanted to be admitted for the first time, I told the doctor have never been admitted nor given drip or whatsoever in my life, I walked out of the hospital and on getting to the front of the hospital building, the breeze was just moving me to any direction as there was no energy in me again, I rushed inside the doctor ' office and shouted am ready.
Breeze wan carry u go where u no know cheesy
HealthRe: "The One-minute Decision That Cost Her 2 Months" by maasoap(m): 3:52pm On May 17
Helinuse:
I Nigeria, if I decline your medical advise even if you’re a doctor, I’m doing myself a big favor.
Until you realise you are wrong. There are still very good senior medical doctors around
Foreign AffairsRe: US Aircraft Carrier Returns Home After Record Deployment That Included Iran War by maasoap(m): 7:55pm On May 16
WhiteIverson:
A ship can be always be repaired and brought back to life but I can't say the same for Ayatollah and his minions in paradise still waiting in line for their imaginary 72 virgins 😂😂😂😅

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
Ayyatollah is dead, right. But you saw how his people reacted to his death, right? If Trump dies today, all Americans with the exception of MAGA will celebrate for the next five years. Trump heard just the sound of a gun and he fell over while trying to to escape grin. Coward, the draft dodger
Foreign AffairsRe: 528-41: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Photos) by maasoap(m): 3:24pm On May 16
TenQ:
Can you not think for once?

If this is factually the reflection of the KIA, why has Russia not overrun the whole of Ukraine?

Are the Russian Army commanders so incompetent?


I challenge you to present the results from any AI chatbot of your choice and input the question

"What is the true reflection of KIA between Ukraine and Russia"?
Ukraine has always been on the defensive side while Russia has always been on the offensive side, attacker. So, how did you expect the results of the casualties to look like? Think now! It has never been a fair fight.
Foreign AffairsRe: 528-41: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Photos) by maasoap(m): 3:13pm On May 16
aybabz101:
I doubt this information....

this war has been going on for over 4 years now and some news media want me to believe that Ukraine is losing.....

If these number of soldiers are really dying in Ukraine, i believe the Russians would have been in Kiev by now....

Russia even had to significantly scale down their annual military day parade at the red square due to fear of Ukraine striking....

information from US and European channels indicate that Russia have gained less than 2% in land after 4 years of
May be you should look at other channels for more credible information other than those who are funding Ukraine.
Most of the dead soldiers on the Ukraine side are foreign mercenaries, old people and those who need rehabilitation, people who are not supposed to be on the battlefield but Ukraine is having less and less options. The talk is going on how the Ukrainian men who ran away can be deported back to Ukraine to fight war.
The numbers and the exchanges are there for all of us to see and observe, I don't understand what you guys are always fighting the numbers or doubting it. Russia be Ukraine mate?
Foreign AffairsRe: 528-41: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Photos) by maasoap(m): 3:04pm On May 16
Gbadugbakun:
90% of the Russian fighters Ukraine kills are not Russians but Africans. Only about 10% of those fighting are actually Russians. That's why there's so much gap in the exchange.
Laughing. There is so much gap because more Ukrainian soldiers are dying than Russian soldiers. Ukraine uses more mercenaries than Russia, I guess you didn't know.
In fact, there is shortage of fighters on the Ukrainian side all the time. Try telegram channels and learn about the work of human catchers in Ukraine. E go shock u! Russia and Ukraine be mates before?
Foreign AffairsRe: 528-41: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Photos) by maasoap(m): 3:01pm On May 16
CodeTemplar:
Propaganda.
Propaganda? From Ukraine, I guess? Your brain is not believing what your eyes are seeing, right? Sorry. Russia is whipping Ukraine ass grin. What did you expect before?
Foreign AffairsRe: Merz: I Wouldn't Advise My Own Children To Study Or Work In The US Right Now by maasoap(m): 2:13pm On May 16
legendarystar:
Grow up, stop being petty.
Explain what you meant by your initial comment on that guy then
Foreign AffairsRe: Merz: I Wouldn't Advise My Own Children To Study Or Work In The US Right Now by maasoap(m): 2:12pm On May 16
TheStoriesOfMan:
God1000 is inconsequential in the grand scheme of world events.
Legendarystar thought otherwise cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Merz: I Wouldn't Advise My Own Children To Study Or Work In The US Right Now by maasoap(m): 2:11pm On May 16
Jahwinaboy:
It's normal in war. E.g Russia and Ukraine. Even if China invades Taiwan, Taiwan will still inflict certain amount of damages on China. USA never thought Iran would boldly attack their Arab neighborhoods even when their Supreme leader is gone. Take out the head/target, and absolve the anger retaliation. Besides, it hasn't gotten to Nuke warfare. Even u typing, u can beat up a younger child hoping he/she will not fight back. Sometimes, if that same younger child puts up a fight, u might go home with bruises if he doesn't bring u down sef. Learn to analyze issues based on an advanced understanding rather than feigning ignorant.
You are not for real. USA was launching attacks on Iran from the soil of their "neighbours" but somehow, you think USA never thought about Iran retaliating. Of course, you are wrong. Trump never assumed that. Trump was sure of maximum protection against any Iran attacks on their "neighbors" who willingly made themselves available for USA. USA underestimated Iran
RomanceRe: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by maasoap(m): 10:20pm On May 15
koladata:
Go into a very very deep fasting and prayer , postpone the weeding date. Wait for God to give you a very obvious sign that she's your wife... I'm not a very religious person but believe me when it comes to choosing life partner, God will personally intervene if you ask him for direction
God is not giving you direction or sign. Sit down and analyse what you know so far about her, the truths and the lies and decide whether it is still worth it or not.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot Responds To Gbajabiamila's Comments, Apologises by maasoap(m): 9:52pm On May 15
Didijiji:
God Abeg ooooo

See matured men all don turn zombie

A man like them decides who runs or not, lif

A human like them oooooo

Tueeeeeeeeeee zombism is worst than olodoisme their life and destiny
That's how it is in politics everywhere with the exception of occasional surprises here and there. Calm down with your tueeeeeeee
Foreign AffairsRe: Merz: I Wouldn't Advise My Own Children To Study Or Work In The US Right Now by maasoap(m): 9:45pm On May 15
Jahwinaboy:
Nothing is collapsing my guy. As long as USA maintains their bases abroad, they are still on top. Imagine a country like Germany that USA still have their troops stationed in their country making noise. Without the USA, many countries would have been over-run by stronger ones. Note: Reason why Europe is antagonizing USA is because of Trump's disregard for them with tarrifs, threat of invading Greenland and moreso, the coercion to increase their NATO budget. Europe is just stuck with Trump or look towards Russia/China. They are now confused
Bases for show cheesy. Did you see what ordinary Iran did to about ten or more bases in the gulf region? Totally gone and deserted within few days.
Foreign AffairsRe: Merz: I Wouldn't Advise My Own Children To Study Or Work In The US Right Now by maasoap(m): 9:43pm On May 15
legendarystar:
Trump will soon give you what you are looking for, just watch and see
Lol. Trump will throw missiles at his house or send CIA to come and kidnap him like Maduro grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Warns Taiwan Against Declaring Independence, Hours After Summit With China by maasoap(m): 9:40pm On May 15
Eriokanmi:
Abi allies have abandoned the US . Trump cant talk to Germany and France for any help as we speak, quite unusual
He didn't carry them along before attacking Iran jointly with Israel. Trump doesn't dignify any ally
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Warns Taiwan Against Declaring Independence, Hours After Summit With China by maasoap(m):
LabStores:
Lol
This trump is so unbelievable and unpredictable
And this makes him dangerous, even American citizens fear him. The same trait that made him to fall for Netanyahu's gimmick which successive America presidents before him had avoided. Now, he's stuck in the Middle East, he's now at impasse with Iran

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