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Foreign Affairs › Re: Purple Bruise Appears On Trump’s Left Hand After Similar Marks On Right by maasoap(m): 9:28pm On Jan 23
Of course, the orange man is dying. What a horrible human being he is
Business › Re: Take Your Time, Play By The Rules, EFCC Tells Moniepoint by maasoap(m): 9:25pm On Jan 23
DEROXMAN:
The useless efcc and apshit puppet again
It used to be PDP puppet.
Mind you, all the figures in opposition parties are at one point or the other mega looters and they're still walking freely. From Obi to Atiku to Amaechi and the rest. If EFCC is truly APC puppet, it is not doing a great job
Politics › Re: ADC, Obidient Collaboration Will Unseat APC - John Odigie-oyegun by maasoap(m): 9:10pm On Jan 23
Judemarco31:
And someone should also help me to remind you that there will be no room for APC rigging in 2027 election.
With the way current political landscape is as at today, do you think APC still needs to rig elections in 2027 to win? You need to think again because we're already operating one party state unofficially grin
Politics › Re: ADC, Obidient Collaboration Will Unseat APC - John Odigie-oyegun by maasoap(m): 9:07pm On Jan 23
Congregation of losers grin
Politics › Re: Bandits Demand ₦28.9M For Lost Motorcycles Before Ransom Talks For 166Christians by maasoap(m): 9:04pm On Jan 23
Runninghare:
It is so disheartening to hear the way some of you speak..
Don't be heart broken over my comment if you don't understand where my comment is coming from.
The last time he bombed "some terrorists" in Sokoto state, many people were jubilating even calling us terrorists sympathisers because we expressed concerns about the fate of the kidnapped victims in the custody of the terrorists. So, the happy people of nairaland referred to them as "collateral".
Health › Re: Man Says He Felt Uncomfortable And Jealous When Male Doctor Checks His Wife.... by maasoap(m): 8:59pm On Jan 23
Sicklebear28:
Let him go to Islamic county then. With the limited medical doctors in Nigeria. How many female doctors do will in Nigeria.
He doesn't have to but the problem is that many of you don't know your rights and privileges, that's why you are always trying to shut up someone who finds courage to demand for what he wants.
The only reason I would blame him is that if that's what he wanted, he should have taken care of that before the delivery date.
Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Hunters Caught Buffalos In Osun State by maasoap(m): 8:55pm On Jan 23
lordm:
Must we kill and eat everything. We are becoming a plague to wild animals
Una don start again! Buffalo looks to you like an endangered species? Not everything una dey form over sabi
Romance › Re: Man Stuck On A Married Woman In A Hotel... by maasoap(m): 8:32pm On Jan 23
SIRTee15:
penis captivus is very painful and could last hours. It's also exhausting and could lead to collapse of either couple. In most cases they need muscle relaxants to separate them.
The only case I've seen, the cheating couple had to shout for help when the man complained he was about to faint.

I don't have a problem if u argue it's a natural phenomenon but most medical journals agree it's very rare that some conclude it's a myth, urban legend or hoax; that's how rare it is. Others confirm it but admit its far in between. Yet in africa, there's no month we dont see cases of penis captivus making headline and it's always cheating couples.
don't just dismiss something because u want to apply foreign concept to native challenges. That's the problem with our ineffectual elites in Africa. They are quick to implement foreign solutions to local problem and in most cases, it doesnt work.

see below medical journals on penis captivus stating it's very rare.

In an article published in the British Medical Journal in 1979, Dr F. Kräupl Taylor reviewed the literature on penis captivus and concluded that while "almost all the cases mentioned in medical publications and in textbooks are based on hearsay and rumour", two papers published by nineteenth-century German gynaecologists – Scanzoni (1870) and Hildebrandt (1872) – who had personally dealt with cases of the condition "leave no doubt about the reality of this unusual symptom", which, however, "is so rare that it is often regarded nowadays as no more than a prurient myth".

Finding no later reports that were properly authenticated, Kräupl Taylor was of the opinion that the symptom "does not seem to have occurred in the past 100 years or so. If there had been, during that time, a case of penis captivus that needed medical intervention or admission to hospital it would have been eagerly reported in a medical journal with as much detail and evidence as possible."

In a letter published in the British Medical Journal in 1980 in response to Kräupl Taylor's article, Dr Brendan Musgrave recalled that in 1947 when he was a houseman at the Royal Isle of Wight County Hospital he had seen a case of this seemingly rare condition. "I can distinctly remember the ambulance drawing up and two young people, a honeymoon couple I believe, being carried on a single stretcher into the casualty department. An anaesthetic was given to the female and they were discharged later the same morning." To check the veracity of his memory, Dr. Musgrave had rung his old friend Dr S.W. Wolfe, "who was the other houseman at the hospital at the time. He confirmed my story, his exact words being 'I remember it well.'"
So, what exactly is your position, Mr Native challenges? grin
Romance › Re: Man Stuck On A Married Woman In A Hotel... by maasoap(m): 8:28pm On Jan 23
SouthSouth1914:
Why single ladies and men nor dey penis captivus?
Who told you it doesn't happen to single ladies? Na every time dem dey say married woman, just to make the story go viral
Romance › Re: Man Stuck On A Married Woman In A Hotel... by maasoap(m): 8:25pm On Jan 23
LUAN1:
what is the science behind this
There is medical name and explanation for it. Very common in dogs but very rare in humans
Politics › Re: 21 Kano Lawmakers, 8 Reps, 44 Chairmen Pledge Loyalty To Gov Yusuf, Quit NNPP by maasoap(m): 8:22pm On Jan 23
Na so Tinubu don win 2027 presidential election grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mayor Of A Greenland Region Writes President Trump by maasoap(m): 8:51pm On Jan 22
donleo92:
That's the same assurance that Ukraine was given😉

There were promised funds and weapons, and what nexthuh

There nation is currently been bombarded and the so called European nations have moved ahead...... Just the United States actually trying to help them.


So Greenland history is a better teacher
I don't even understand the comparison here. Everyone knew that Zelensky is a fool,except few people who hate Russia.
Greenland is about "our land and resources are not for sale". No NATO force on ground in Ukraine but ground forces are already in Greenland. And the bully is already backtracking from the use of force and potential confrontation cheesy. What else? He's now signing and announcing peace deals himself cheesy. This is not Ukraine, this is not Venezuela
Foreign Affairs › Re: French President, Macron Says "China Is Welcome" In Europe by maasoap(m): 8:44pm On Jan 22
femi4:
China dominates everywhere they go

Don't give them chance in europe
You care to explain the word "dominate"? You meant to say excel.
Europe rejected China simply because they listened to USA and they didn't want to do anything that could trigger USA and affect their relationship with USA. And now that Trump doesn't respect them anymore and their relationship with USA is no longer what it was used to be, hence this topic you're commenting under.
Foreign Affairs › Re: French President, Macron Says "China Is Welcome" In Europe by maasoap(m): 8:40pm On Jan 22
d142475:
If you think China is a respectful country, ask the neighbors like Japan, India, Australia, South Korea, etc.
I don't think, I know. Tell me about it
Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Twins Are Autistic, Focus On Them – Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Davido's Dad by maasoap(m): 8:18pm On Jan 22
Mrexcell:
Is davido twins really autistic and dumb?
We would be very much interested in knowing sha
Politics › Re: Bandits Demand ₦28.9M For Lost Motorcycles Before Ransom Talks For 166Christians by maasoap(m): 3:35pm On Jan 22
I hope Trump won't bomb terrorists alongside their captives. But I trust our fellow Nigerian Christians to agree that they are collateral damage
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Reportedly Deported After Returning A Lost Wallet To Police by maasoap(m): 9:39am On Jan 22
okomile:
He should know better about the laws there

He dey close eyes dey stay there
Anyways
His good intentions backfired
Good luck to him in his future endeavors
Can we call it that? He knew what he did, trust me. He just didn't know it would end that way
Foreign Affairs › Re: French President, Macron Says "China Is Welcome" In Europe by maasoap(m): 9:36am On Jan 22
orisa37:
WHEN THE TROUBLE COMES, MACRON LIKE DE GAUL BEFORE HIM IN FRANCE WILL RUN INTO HIDING.
What trouble? What's happening right now doesn't look like a trouble to you? USA has become enemy to Europe, thanks to the orange man in White House.
China is a good economic partners, she respect her partners and treat them with dignity. Nigeria and other countries doing business with China are good examples.
Don't let anyone brainwash you and learn to differentiate between facts and propaganda
Culture › Re: DSS Summons Awujale Nominees As Kingmakers Cancel ‘Meet-And-Greet’ by maasoap(m): 9:32am On Jan 22
adenigga:
Remember he's not among the nominees, what he is fighting for is to be among the nominees
They knew he has the connections that can make him the king once he's allowed to be among the nominees, the president and governor. The only way to stop him is preventing him to be shortlisted. Simple as ABC

but was told to prove his heritage & his family lines in Ijebuland........
They didn't know his heritage and family lines when they made him head of the princes?
He has told them his family house, name and everything. If they disagree, they should tell us where he comes from. It is now on them to prove him wrong. It is all politics
Politics › Re: Total Failure: Northern CAN Rebukes Security Agencies For Dismissing Kidnappings by maasoap(m): 9:26am On Jan 22
OriOko88:
The fear of the Almighty USA is the beginning of wisdom.
You must have loved fear as a measure of control

The police had to hid the report to avoid confrontation with the USA. The police fears that the second coming of US into Nigeria will be by ground intervention.
How would USA ground intervention in Nigeria affect the police and it won't affect you? I'm just asking, may be you can make sense to me

APC is just a terrorist party,shielding islamist jihad from American bombs. But their days re numbered
Terrorism started a long time ago under PDP, long before APC was born. If PDP had not allowed it to fester and progress, we wouldn't be in this position
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mayor Of A Greenland Region Writes President Trump by maasoap(m): 9:17am On Jan 22
donleo92:
Madam just pray that the so come European nations come to your aid...

Don't be like that Ukraine president that felt that Europe would come to his rescue.

Take a deal, but consider your people
They're already there, no prayer needed. Even if they're not there, they already told the bully that they are not cowards, that's what matters
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mayor Of A Greenland Region Writes President Trump by maasoap(m): 9:16am On Jan 22
Djele:
Agbado will come here and call trump a land grabber now.
What is he? Balls grabber grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mayor Of A Greenland Region Writes President Trump by maasoap(m): 9:04am On Jan 22
joachimnkenchor:
Let the fight begin 💪💪💪💪
Let's see how strong you are
What fight? Grow sense now. Are you supporting a bully? Are you a bully yourself?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says U.S And NATO Have Agreed On A Framework For Greenland by maasoap(m): 8:11am On Jan 22
I thought he wanted to go to war. The clown had been shouting about third world war since yesterday and majority of the Americans were laughing at him. I guess it would have been USA and Israel vs the rest of the world grin
Politics › Re: Ex-NURTW Chairman Kazeem Oyewole "Mosquito" Killed In Osun, Police React by maasoap(m): 1:28pm On Jan 21
thomas2024:
So you support his insinuation that it was someone who murder him.
Honestly speaking, I don't understand you.
He was killed, that's the same as murder. Or, what are you trying to say? It happened very close to our family house.
If you can ask your question the way I will understand you sha
Health › Re: Man Says He Felt Uncomfortable And Jealous When Male Doctor Checks His Wife.... by maasoap(m): 4:37pm On Jan 20
Ever8090:
He should be checking her himself naa....
Sicklebear28:
Very unserious man. He should have become a doctor
Magnetic010:
He should write Jamb, apply for medicine, gain admission, study hard- become a medical doctor(Gynaecologist to be precise) then dedicate his life to touching only his wife...mtcheeew
Kento4ken:
Make he go deliver he wife for his private room.
canalily:
It's never late...let him get admissions and study gyneco...so that next parabolic curve would be examined from under by him.... jealous mugu
You guys sounded like illiterates and very ignorant. His concern is legitimate. He could have requested for female doctor because you guys are commenting like his options are limited. This doesn't happen in Islamic countries
Sports › Re: Chukwueze In Hot Waters For Mocking His Teammates For Being Committed by maasoap(m): 4:28pm On Jan 20
Helinuse:
Unfortunately the country doesn’t in anyway worth, warrant or deserve any form of commitment.

Are you committed to the country?
Am I representing you or Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Ex-NURTW Chairman Kazeem Oyewole "Mosquito" Killed In Osun, Police React by maasoap(m): 4:27pm On Jan 20
thomas2024:
So you support his insinuation that it was someone who murder him.
No be person dey murder person before or what kind of question is this?
Crime › Re: Father Of Kano Murder Suspect Demands Son’s Death by maasoap(m): 4:19pm On Jan 20
QuinQQ:
Good point. He should be somehow punished for raising such a horrible person!
Lol. You meant he raised the son to grow up and become a criminal that would be hunting his own family down? You guys on nairaland with half brain sha
Crime › Re: Father Of Kano Murder Suspect Demands Son’s Death by maasoap(m): 4:15pm On Jan 20
dangermouse:
He should rather be tortured and punished until he begged to be killed.
A serial murderer deserves it.

Wonder what took his father this long to tell the world the atrocities perpetrated by his son? Is it fear of his son or tacsit support for his atrocities that made him not to report his son all these while to the authorities?
Abass07:
What did the father do when he killed his sister? Was he reported? If not, the father should also be arraigned for seeing something and saying nothing.
Well, I will excuse you that you probably didn't read the first news about his arrest. It was a was after the arrest that they confessed to earlier murders.
But my question is, why did this guy going after his own family and in laws?
Politics › Re: 163 Christians Kidnapped In Southern Kaduna – CAN; You’re Lying, Police React by maasoap(m): 4:09pm On Jan 20
jmoore:
Sounding like a terrorist sympathizer.

Tell your bandits to release those Christians.
Even if they can't provide the names of all, they should be able to provide names of few people among them through those whom they claimed escape. You shouldn't be supporting this kind of propaganda, no sane person should. So, why calling people terrorists sympathisers if not to silence people?

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