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8starmember:
En pain you

If God spare our lives, we will live to see a lot of drama as we move towards 2027.

Every one with an ad initio hatred for Yunusa may follow the his/her already-established intuitive path to conclude that the letter is fake. That is just the beginning of revelations; other facts will definitely present themselves and I wonder where some people will hide their faces by the time Ese's mum is entangled in some to-be-presented exhibits. After all it is evident that some parents from that part support their children in baby factory business (minors inclusive), prostitution (locally and internationally) and lots more. Do not forget, but always remember that judgement will not be passed on the basis of your mindset but on available facts presented.

A 57-year-old pastor from Brazil, Sobrini Valdeci Picanto, has revealed that Jesus Christ blessed his manhood and consecrated him with heavenly semen of the Holy Spirit.

According to Inbraziltoday.com, he allegedly urged his church members at Faithful Apore Assembly to always practice MouthAction with him, saying that his semen was sacred, referring to it as divine milk of the Holy Spirit.

Picanto was reportedly arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil for raping several women attending his church, with the notion that his penis had been consecrated with divine semen of the Holy Spirit.

One of his followers, unnamed, said: “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth. Picanto, usually after church service, asked us to do MouthAction on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”

The follower further disclosed, saying, “Picanto claims to have had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the Faithful Apore Assembly which he is overseeing.”

A delegate of the Apore region, Denise Pinheiro, said: “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his manhood in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.”

Members of the Nigeria Police in Kaduna have arrested a man while he was making love to a mare (female horse).

Kaduna State Commissioner of Police, Usman Abdullahi confirmed the incidence:

"It was at night that members of the Nigeria Police in the State spotted a car at Polo field and they decided to investigate why the car was parked there at that hour of the day but saw a naked man making love to the mare"

The commissioner expressed shock and disappointment to such act.

Thank God, this one is not another Yunusa Yellow

Let all gays be warned! I wonder how he contacted it, may be from a cancerous dick.

Just because you received text messages from unknown or unsubscribed channels to your new sim does not suggest you are about to be scammed. What you should know very well is that most of the sims people are purchasing now have been used by some people before who later abandoned them, possibly because of lost phones and they cared not to welcome them back. Before they were abandoned, they were possibly registered / submitted to receive certain messages. The likelihood is that you will be receiving old owners messages each time messages are sent to them. You most probably are familiar with situations where you called someone's number only for him to tell you that he is a new owner to that number. These are possibilities to your yearnings.

If na joblessness cause am, there is vacancy for Farm Manager at one of the Sheep Farms in Abeokuta, make he apply quick quick.

Pidgin blends better with our local languages and less complicated. For instance, you don't need the intrigues of differentiating between 'her' and 'him'. All you need is 'am' in a sentence like this "tell am" instead of "tell him or tell her"

BEFORE FANI KAYODE WAS GIVEN FOOD TO WORK FOR JONATHAN

"See what Fani Kayode used to write: "A President who does not understand the meaning of the word ”class” or ”honesty” and who breaks his own word consistently. A President who has abdicated his responsibilities, destroyed his own political party, divided his own country, alienated his own friends, humiliated his own mentor, abandoned his own people, brought ridicule to his own faith, cowers before his own officials, betrays his own governors, scorns the international community and breaks his solemn oath to protect and defend the Nigerian people. A President who does not even have the nerve or the guts to call to order any of the numerous Jezebels that control him. He is the problem we have in our country today and until he resigns, is impeached or is voted out of power nothing will change and Nigeria will continue to go from bad to worse. "

[color=#770077][/color]Will the madman listen?

Will I be accompanied by any fatter zoologist? [color=#770077][/color][b][/b]

Fani Kayode has lost grip on his political pocket-money, what remains for him is to wail about. Instead of him to keep shut, after failing Nigerians with his master (GEJ), he is shamelessly and loquaciously making noise. Just holding on, Dasuki will soon mention your name, idiot.

Fani Kayode of amoral genealogy can not keep quiet. Market don spoil for him die.

I just hope say this guy never give the poor girl one kondo already and he is probably here only to sample opinion for further action.

I am afraid you may have to revisit your list. Where did you classify musicians and drivers (especially tanker drivers)