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@big bug ben, dont mind me jorr, its just natural, dats all, cant keep my fingers crossed, i'm always on d school's website every now and then, infact,i hav d whole site layout now in my head, lol, its not easy oooo

@big bug ben, dont mind me jorr, its just natural, dats all, cant keep my fingers crossed, i'm always on d school's website every now and then, infact,i hav d whole site layout now in my head, lol, its not easy oooo

@kay flakes, pls start readin dis thread from d beginnin, u wud find out dat all u need to know bout remedial has been said, pls lets save d pages of nairaland , lol, pls dont b offended,

@kay flakes, pls start readin dis thread from d beginnin, u wud find out dat all u need to know bout remedial has been said, pls lets save d pages of nairaland , lol, pls dont b offended,

*just passin tru d thread* notices taosola, *waves @ him,how far bro?why d long absence from NL?*

@all, i'm very much concerned bout wen d list wud be comin out, any other comin up is doin nothing good but to heighten my anxiety.

@claroo,wat a pleasure knowin dat i'm board wit a fellow law student of d university of ilorin , i'm lookin forward to becomin a fellow learned colleague of yours in same faculty, atleast wit dat i can start a solid law career, tanks once again,cant wait to sue arses to court for d slightes provocation , afterall trouble is our speacialty , nobody handles it better, lol,

Hmmmm, see discuss, well d topic bout finance and accountin is somtin i dont very much understand and really doubt if i will oneday understand it, all i know is dat dis guys spend their whole damm life calculatin money thats not theirs, fustratin u know,
@big bug ben, chillax,the only button we can press better now is to press d button dat wud open d windows of heaven to shower us wit its blessings, admission blessings,
@all, Good mornin to y'all, why d silence? Or is it because of shoppin in ernest preparations for skool? Well just a check on y'all, cheers

Hmmmm, see discuss, well d topic bout finance and accountin is somtin i dont very much understand and really doubt if i will oneday understand it, all i know is dat dis guys spend their whole damm life calculatin money thats not theirs, fustratin u know,
@big bug ben, chillax,the only button we can press better now is to press d button dat wud open d windows of heaven to shower us wit its blessings, admission blessings,
@all, Good mornin to y'all, why d silence? Or is it because of shoppin in ernest preparations for skool? Well just a check on y'all, cheers

@harzan,i just pray oooo dat everytin works out well because i cant afford to resume skool in bandages n POP, anyhow sha,God dey my side.
@skmoda,i no know anybody for there wey fit help me press button, apart frm some lecturers wey teach us durin remedial period, i no sure say dem dose ones fit look person side,

Amen oooo, infact i claim it,

Hmmm, everyone is entitled to his/her opinion, maybe dis one's idealogy is never partronise a university,burn down all skools cos dey serve virtually no purpose, well dats him, but for me, education still remains d best legacy whether or not it puts food on my table, different strokes for different folks!!,
@all,hows everyone doin today?, pls dont forget to pray to God concernin my admission and yours when u get to church today, lol.

Hmmm, pls let dis info be legit ooo,because i've already started runnin my mouth claimin to know when d list wud be out, lol, infact,right now i'm already claimin to have seen some names,make God save me from lie lie, *kneels down to pray,father forgive me, for i know not wat i'm doin*, lol, i even made mistake and told one tout like dat i saw his name because he overheard me tellin one girl how i saw her name and all dat, so he walked up to me and ask in a very hoarse tone,''shey my name dey there sef ?'' i looked up and then down, swallowed a large gulp of saliva knowin wat d situation holds for me if i shud own up dat i didnt see any list talkless of a name, so i answered, ''yes,e be like say i ya name.'', dat statement was d iginition to d about to blow bomb dat awaits me if my story comes out false, hmmm,pls ooo,if d worse gets to d worse,i will pack down here to NL, lol,
@big bug ben, wats makin ilorin so delicious?, just name it and u'll see me there b4 d day runs out, cheers!!

@harzan, i gat no choice but to doff my hat or rather vormit my heart for u, firstly,u be 500lv student, 2ndly,u been jumpin fences b4 me, and u're as gentle as a tiger, na d 3rd one fear me pass, anyway,i'm in safe hands wit u as my tour guide and i as ur legal counsel,we wud jump more fence,go tru more back doors, lol,
@all,me wud stay in skool hostel in 100level provided i'm given and dont hav to lobby for it, already,i hav an accomodation around geri alimi where i did my remedial programme,it wud be due by febuary next year.i intend keepin it for relaxation purposes especially durin d weekend and holz, so i guess dat settles where i'll kip my load durin holz,
@big bug ben, howdy?, hows ilorin?

@alstar, u aint seen nothin yet ooo, so wat course are u after in d far far far better by far university?
if u need accomodation in tanke,guy it varies ooo,but u will definitely see 1 dat match ur status, gbam!!

Arrrggghhh, @harzan,u be bros ooo, 5 years gap no be beans ooo, anyway,tanks for makin out time to relate wit we jambites on admission gists & preparation, i guess i've already found for myself a tour guide who wud show me round d fence of unilorin,because i hav dis thing wit fences since secondary days, i dont come in tru d gate i jump d fence wether i'm late or not, lol, well tanks once again harzan, incase u shud need legal backup for ur skool artrocities, doors ar opened but dont count on d fact dat u wont still enter d police cell,but to bail u out b4 48hrs is gonna be my speaciality, lol

, well i just wish, keep on wishin, home is gettin more borin as d minutes count, see me

@harzan,alstarmayo & skmoda, kudos guys, be prepared for resumption is ur foremost desire and its reflectin even on d pages of #land,
@big bug ben, its very clear dat we'r there in skool right?, i will reach u inbox on facebook cos sometin just came up for me,dats wer i now find solace and to burn out time,
@harzan, i'm comin in for law, fear not, i'll always have ur arse covered, i mean legally, lol,
@every1, i look forward to shakin hands wit u come september, dats d thrill of d internet, make more friends and less enemies, here's my numbr if y'all dont mind, 07060814780, anytime is okay to call, lol,

Anyhow anyhow, if dey like ooo dey shud resume tomorrow or even today, i'm more than ready, infact i'm already there,u guys need to see my new school bag,my white shirts and black trousers, wit shoes(clarke) to match, hmm,i'm already tellin friends dat i've lectures ooo, those of u goin for accountin,go and get ur department uniform ooo, But wait a sec ooo, september is already around d corner, its not as far as we picture it.

@id, tru talk oooo, Baba God shud pls hav mercy on us ooo,
@skmoda,tanks jare, assumin say na post ume be dat,i for just fail sharp sharp, lol

hmmm, @mod, abeg,explain ursef ooo and ur source of info, do u mean those who had 45% in their post ume or those after d calculation on their merit point who had 45%, well sha,just break it down, me myself don confuse too, abeg,make person pass me chair make i sit down small, lol,

@shizy gurl, its no prob, well,lets hope it comes out in september.
@tomory, stop repeatin questions on d thread, go tru d last page,u'll see all u need to know about remedials, the form will be out by septembersellin for #5,250 wit skool fees of bout 73k & d programme wud kick off february, it wud last for a total of six months, dats febuary till august in which remedial exams wud hold,then after d post ume in august,u will resume wit freshers in september, remedial finished!! Ar u satisfied?
@kam2k9, d calculus is right ooo, check it urself, big bug ben got d info from a legit source, besides it tallys wit wat big sam is sayin, at d witness of 2 or more the truth shall be made known, d only thing we dont know is if they will use dis same scheme dat has been used in d past dis year cos wit unilorin u shud always be ready for surprises, notwitstandin we hope they use dis scheme,
@all,remain blessed,hope to see u come september in d better by far university of ilorin, cheers

@skmoda, u trust na, lol, well my faith is strong too dat we all wud smile wen d list comes out,
@tuneboy, i said d form wud be out by september but ther might be slight changes dis year, d remedial lectures wud commence in febuary,dats second semester.
@babs, i suggest u pray harder then, cos based on ur score u're qualified but wit ur choice of skool i really cant tell because ilorin has a reputation for givin admissions to first choice candidates because its believed most second choice candidates wont show up even after being given admission due to d fact dat they might hav a better offer elsewhere,
@all #landers, pls be careful in ur dealings wit admission runs oooo, paradventure any Bleep up happens pls be wise to leave d skool out of it, else b4 u know it, ur name has entered skool records definitely not for good.

@ skmoda , dats wat i wish to hav ooo , a strong faith cos i cant help it if after all dis effort ilorin do anyhow , well,d truth be said, if i notice any foul play, i'll go rogue and blow up d skool, it wud be in d papers headline, SEPT 11 ATTACK REPLAYS IN ILORIN NIGERIA, BOY B4 KNOW AS MARK BUT KNOW AS OSAMA BINLADEN JNR. BLOWS UP SENATE BUILDIN,

@ skmoda , dats wat i wish to hav ooo , a strong faith cos i cant help it if after all dis effort ilorin do anyhow , well,d truth be said, if i notice any foul play, i'll go rogue and blow up d skool, it wud be in d papers headline, SEPT 11 ATTACK REPLAYS IN ILORIN NIGERIA, BOY B4 KNOW AS MARK BUT KNOW AS OSAMA BINLADEN JNR. BLOWS UP SENATE BUILDIN,

@tuneboy,from a reliable source,i heard d venue is now @ fufu and no longer held @ d gere alimi ilorin foundation.the form was sold last year @ #5,250, school fees was #73,250, d programme lasts for a total of six months unlike other schools who does theirs for a year+, u wud do a total of 5 subjects in both science & art, dependin on d one u belong to, d lectures are intensive and i tell u if u're serious and u know d reason u're there,u wud record great changes in ur academic life, u wud be pushed over d edge by those lecturers and b given an insight to wat unilorin wud b like in ur 100level, ur chance to enter unilorin is very certain if u go tru remedials, word!!

@kennyisaac,, yes,a fellow remedial student had 90% in dis year post utme, brain work if u ask me, well i heard 83% myself,and thanks to big bug ben who called me and help do d logrithims involved, d result based on his analysis was 71.525%, i guess dat shud b okay for law + d fact dat i did unilorin remedials,
@shizy gurl, apologies accepted, good to know u crossed over, dont worry,unilorin wud definitely admit u wit ur final self accessments, anytin above 60% shud b ok for economics.
@babs & taiwo, mehn,i envy u guys faith ooo, e strong to move mountain, lol,
@skmoda, well done boy, keep makin appearances on #land till u finally appear in unilorin come next session, i feel u bro,
@big bug ben, many thanks brov, busayo sends her regards,
@tuneboy, d remedials form for next remedials wud be out latest by september, d remedial programme wud b slightly different frm ours of dis year, d venue is in a far place far frm d skool outside ilorin perhaps , i guess its still non residential,

@kennyisaac,, yes,a fellow remedial student had 90% in dis year post utme, brain work if u ask me, well i heard 83% myself,and thanks to big bug ben who called me and help do d logrithims involved, d result based on his analysis was 71.525%, i guess dat shud b okay for law + d fact dat i did unilorin remedials,
@shizy gurl, apologies accepted, good to know u crossed over, dont worry,unilorin wud definitely admit u wit ur final self accessments, anytin above 60% shud b ok for economics.
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Sure naaa, who want to stop u frm gettin d admission, guy,faraabale, no b poll science?63% is okay naa, inshort u over qualify

@harzan, thanks brov, i understand ur stand point but i just give all glory to God for his mercy on me, i'm applyin for law and am hopin ernestly to get admitted.
@alstarmayo, thanks bro, congrats too, its good to know dat u made it, hope 2 see u in unilorin,

Well, like i said earlier on, i was insulted wit cheap questions by unilorin, well,d insult resulted to mere 83%, e pain me ooo no be small, but sha all glory belongs to God who saw me tru and to nairalanders who put their heads together wit me b4 d exams,postin likely questions,callin and textin sms on how to go about d exams, may God bless y'all, we wud remember d day it all started on a unilorin thread on nairaland wit mere posts rangin frm insults to compliments to positive contributions from some, even scammers posts wont b left out, we all wud walk n shake hands in unilorin come next session, if u belive dis,then say a big ''Amen'' to it.

Well, like i said earlier on, i was insulted wit cheap questions by unilorin, well,d insult resulted to mere 83%, e pain me ooo no be small, but sha all glory belongs to God who saw me tru and to nairalanders who put their heads together wit me b4 d exams,postin likely questions,callin and textin sms on how to go about d exams, may God bless y'all, we wud remember d day it all started on a unilorin thread on nairaland wit mere posts rangin frm insults to compliments to positive contributions from some, even scammers posts wont b left out, we all wud walk n shake hands in unilorin come next session, if u belive dis,then say a big ''Amen'' to it.