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What kinda phone do you wan2 swap with....specification pls

No be lie..

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GEJ till Buhari becomes a togolese!

dre11:
That her first pic.......
They do me one kind






Expecially at the upper region
Abi Nah me dey see double
Make I go ask for anointing handkerchief to wipe mah eyes

bros you badt gan you even tag am "upper region".

Mtcheeeew 15mins....do know what an inferno can in "just 15mins" as you call it...that was too slow.....here in germany its just in 5mins..its as if they(FIRE SERVICE) hang around waiting for any alert

tosyne2much:
1. The English Teachers
There are the people who take their time to examine and start picking holes in other people's grammatical blunders

2. The Pictureless Ones
These are the ones who hide their ugliness under the cover of privacy but are very judgemental and condemn other people's profile picture

3. The Immature ones
These are the ones who derive pleasure in displaying the greatest height of stupidity by raining curses and exchanging insults at any slight provocation

4. Thread Derailers
These are set of people who barely create threads because they have nothing to offer to the world but you see them condemning other people's thread.. You see them saying " this thread will never make front page", or " story for the gods"

5. Everywhere You Go
These are the set of people who desperately crave for attention, you meet them in every thread in Romance Session even when they seem not to have to have an idea of what the topic is all about, they just can't read without making comments, you see the in all thread, just name it. Even when it seems all hope is lost, they would comment, "ok" or any other mono syllabic words

6. Woman Wrappers
These are the ones who have little or no toasting ability and can't even walk up to a lady behind the internet but in Romance Session, all their fallacious wooing ability is exercised on a random lady

7. How Do I Look ?
These are the set of people who would upload their pictures and ask Nairalander to rate them. May God bless our MODS who are now doing a great job in deleting any " How do I look" thread

8. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly dudes. They are popularly known for violence, you see them fighting with both their fellow dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs

9. The Impersonators
These are dudes who operate female account just to get admiration. Most times, you see them creating RAW THREADS which is almost impossible for a lady to create, E. g How do I dump my bf ?, A dude using Range Rover Sport desperately wants to marry me, Should I accept ?

10 The Foreigners
These are the ones who have not never been to ordinary Ghana but they create account using New York, Manchester or Madrid as location just to make people treat them with respect.. You see some self acclaimed foreigners writing with a particular style even when it's so obvious they are ghetto boys striving for 1 square meal a day

Feel free to add yours

wow!

all4naija:
Congratulations to Idris! Now f**k BBA! Any Nigerian who watches DSTV should be jailed!

why

passionate88:
Is Church/Mosque wedding even important?... Your wife has been fuc/ked by numerous d!ck$, You have climbed so many holes... Why the sham of going to Church/Mosque to disturb the Pastor/Imam to join both together in conjugal bliss?. Why not just go to court and make it official in the eyes of the law?.

guy your thinking is like somebody who not from this part(africa) of the world..may be ur from france[color=#006600][/color]

nebukadnezzari:
I wonder what nigerian immigrations office is meant for...make dem kuku dissolve that office.

am telling you the truth this guys are jx there collecting salaries,they are of no use to nigeria..a blind man is more sensible than this people call immigration officers

LET NIGERIA BE THE WORLD POWER BY THE FIRST QUATER OF 2015[color=#000000][/color]

I'll advise you seek Gods intervention...my church is having a crusade on 25th nd 26th, its titled TIME FOR GOD TO WORK...VENUE:THE LORD'S CHOSEN HEADQUARTERS, 10, amuwo odofin park. Oshodi apapa expressway lagos,....am not inviting cos i want to add a member to my church but am inviting cos i really feel sorry for ur plight....

No joke, last child give a PM, I'LL TELL YOU THE EXACt place to visit, ur case is settled d moment you step thr nd that's if she'll allow you get thr(she knows you'll ur freedom thr)

Taking stand on Contemporary nd R&B...who's the greatest nd what is ur criteria

Who's the greatest of the two: Phil collins and lionel richie

FOR GUYS I WILL SAY ITS LACK OF OPPORTUNITY WHILE FOR GIRLS I'll SAY ITS SELF DECISION....but in my own case i think i've had not less that 4 clear opportunities(given at free will), but i was scared nd i still don't know whats behind this fear... [b][/b]

Nuella222:
go to your profile, scroll down to where they wrote sections, choose the section you want to post on, open and see where they wrote create new post...click on it and that's it. Hope you'll find this useful.

thanks abunch

Pls how do i put up a post on nairaland

Pls what is SUYA, I live in washington DC.

Pls i grow up in pakistan what's facebook..

Krysstie:
Never heard of this. R ur parents d one forging it or wat? Don't get....

its not forging its the original copy written nd signed by the MATRON of d hospital were i was given birth to....they know that it'll will relevant in the future, not that they are not confident about us...both of my parents work in the force nd at certain point they will need it in thr work nd thr younger kids are eligible to many incentives.... Nd in so many cases especially employment nd money issues age really matters alot, thats why many people pad their age, but on the long-run you will always be on d look out to protect nd cover your lies...but in my own case i don't have to lie cos it in my birth cert...

Krysstie:
Never heard of this. R ur parents d one forging it or wat? Don't get....

you won't understand, but some parent are very smart nd they're are always thinking into the futur

Scrypt:
Lol, good. Now, where is your birth certificate as proof of evidence?

guy don't be deceived by that birth certificate thing...am 19yrs but my birth certificate shows 1996, even my sis is 14 but her birth cert show 2002...so forget that birth Cert thing its full of lies, especially those registered from from 1992

holyboss:
internet inside plane u wan hasten d crash?

how would internet hasten the crash?

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Lol....cant stop coughing..am choking with laughter

Drfash:
op is high on coke

[color=#000000][/color][b][/b] i swear the guy is also high on mary j..lol

All this guys commenting humility,kindness,tenderness...bla bla bla...lies upon lies.

Mine runs in my dad's family's bloodline its called "Blood rage" or "fierce anger" at the slightest quarrell its either blood litters the place or two people re left dead..but have learnt to controll it...the advantage i get is that when d anger comes am not intimidated by height or size, but i rarely get into a fight, i remember thru out my sec.school days i only fought twice

Cholls:
my brother so u r looking for someone to agree with you to date your cousin abi. Go ahead and f#(k your sister/cousin

almost choking with laughter

Oh boy see how the place take full 75guest....chinedu eyes were more sharp dan dat of emmanuel this time, he saw the smoke nd sailed for it directly while cosy was still searching [color=#000000][/color][size=8pt][/size]

[center][/center][quote][/quote]i don laugh taya for comment 4rm page 1-5,but i wonder why people 'r oblivious of d fact dat cheap tins don't last....no matter how many times ur HTC FALL,EVEN IF D SCREEN CRACK,D touch wil continue workin...try Htc one series, dey work lyk Odeshi,let me not even talk of HTC M8 DAT phone was made by d devil himself...HTC(die-hard)..when my cousin first but his phantom Z, he was al over d place lyk he had acquired somtin,but i no no whr dat fone dey nw