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I need a used Mini laptop to buy in Abuja....contact me if you have anyone to sell

hahahaha....i don laff piss for body...This is hilarious

Kunle Afolayan....October 1 location. Odun Adekola.....My mum cafetaria. J martins......National Youth Summit, Abuja. Ajebo.....National Youth Summit, Abuja. Mc Shakara....National Youth Summit, Abuja. Iceprince.....University of Benin. Muna....University of Benin. 9ice.....Akure. i don forget the rest

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.
ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl

Funny thread....A friend was posted to a Fed Uni....been paid 7k, i was posted to a primary school with 15k. so whats the point...#Team FCT kopa

Fear don dey catch me small small but I believe al will be well....Presently Batch A 2015...Serving in Abuja....why on earth will i leave Abuja after service? I dey craze, to a village in Ondo state..Mba, I am been paid 15k at ppa +plus fed allawee..My target is to save up to 150k. God help me. I have the feelings that i will get a good job here after service.

MissSlimbody:
I served in a school where teacher were paid #5000 monthly. The only person that received #10,000 at the end of the month is the. Head-master.

They all farm to support the meager income.

....Chai, when i dey complain say 15k small as a corper in my ppa.

olutunde12:
I dont mean to insult you. Pls only third person singular nouns or pronouns have 's' at the back. For example " He likes food" or " Ade sings very well" others dont. Like " Except schools that charge....." not that "charges". Thanks.

You are a potential English Studies Teacher.

CUMPOLICE01:
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Seriously...Your brain need a hard reset

Very funny....You don do the casting already

Kelvlin:
do you want to join Nollywood or you want to learn how to produce movie, market Movies and Direct Movies come to this audition.........contact:08035016045 bbm: 5585ED98

Did you just say "Soup Opara"

ycomics:
I guess the op we be in best position to tell if it is nollywood or hollywood movie he want to produce.

Did you just say Hollywood

Great.....

Nigeria pastors been seeing bad vision since 1960...What about praying about those things not to happen, Instead you are using it must happen, shu....Your church is No 1 on Boko's list

wx9Z:
Yeah , you are right but the chances are really slim.. Nobody got time for that now. Quality matters a lot.. The new Nigerian crime Tv series coming out 'lasgidi cops' is a good example.
Getting a good script, actors , directors and all that need good funding. That's why Hollywood will forever remain supreme.

Ok

ycomics:
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wx9Z:
True Talk. Nollywood is now making good movies and I think this is just the beginning.
Road to Yesterday ( coming soon)
Dark
The Visit
93 days (Coming soon)
Falling

I think it all depends on funding, it plays a huge role in movie making. Cheap production will only result to a crappy movie.

Not in all cases bro...Some low budget movie do make sense too. I have heard of "Ojuju" and "A mile from home"

Jerrydoubles:
Are you kidding me?? All these films exist?? I haven't really stepped on any of them truly...but thanks for the assignment, I will find em and watch em asap...

But really, what can you say about the movies, what makes them different from the regular unrealistic and unbelievable Nollywood films we see thrown around regularly

I kid you not bro....Great story, Wonderful cinematography, Topnotch directing, Excellent Editing...I implore you to see A mile from home, I guess it's now on Youtube. Watch it and thank me later.

A mile from home, Weekend gateway, Brothers keeper, Iyore, secret room, Ije, Maami, Mirror Boy, Mama Africa, Teco Benson's Accident....I love that movie.

J martins in Mr and Mrs, I love Figurine soundtrack too

DrGroove:
But at least they end up fuccking them

How does that add value to their lives

Chrisx1x:
After going through these comments am beginning to have to have an idea of what am to expect after school but i know i will never give up

Chill bro, Everyone story is different. Havent you heard of those that got employed immediately after service year...If you believe, all will be well.

koppa:
As a Secondary graduate I worked as a bodyguard for wizkid in the days of Omo to shan,go and see the video again am the guy with tinted red hair,,,he dumbed me for a bouncer later on

Your brain need a hard reset

Go to the right section

Pidggin:
i trust my dad sef, he will beg us to let him go and rest @ dat age

Seriously

Mindfulness:
Since I live in a country with a well-developed healthcare system, there is no need to pay for a surgery. You pay for healthcare insurance every month and when you need to see a doctor or go to hospital, they cover the cost. Nigeria will get there one day so God help us. Amen.

Amen

RedBenson:
Well, i wouldnt like to bla bla bla too much but i would like to address issues as i may be able.

No woman, i repeat, no woman is seem to be a sure property to any man, not even your wife. Yes, you heard me well....i said not even your wife, yes the woman you paid dowry to and killed cows for the community to eat and celebrate. She's certainly not yours and may never be yours. We've had so many issues of this kind of situation and they will continue to happen till the end of time. Women are unpredictable and obviously will remain so till only God knows when such will stop. The very last encounter is a woman who married to a mechanic and the union has already produced 3 kids with the eldest starting JSSI this September. The mechanic husband took it upon himself to train her in the university and she gradauted. When she went to service, according information made available, till this very minute, her whereabout is not known again. Not like she was kidnapped or killed, but because she followed another guy and dumbed the sorry ass mechanic husband and kids behind. Well, such wasnt the first nor the second, third, fourth or will it ever be the last.
Girlfriends and wives dumb their partners regularly.

Now, imagine if all the resources spent in sending a girlfriend/wife to school were spent in sending a brother/sister, the impact that would've created in the family. Train him/her to become a medical doctor, lawyer, an accountant etc. He/she comes out and be gainfully employed, the impact wont just be created on you alone who trained him/her, but to the family, the community and the society. As he is your brother/sister, the status remains same till death come calling. If it's well with him/her financially, it will be well with you as well. Even when you go broke, he/she will sure be there to support you and make sure your challenging moment does not last for long. I will post a further link to prove my point in this regard. What am i saying? Your brother or sister is the right channel to make that investment. Guys, wise up and stop spending your money on that lady/woman. She's not yours and may forever not be yours. Invest and groom that your brother/sister especially the he/she who has interest in education and bring him/her to appreciable level that the society will now appreciate him/her while he/she works and contribute his/her quota to the national/community development. Women are just there for their selfish interest and will sure dumb you once a better option seems to show up. But your brother/sister will forever remain your brother/sister.

This is something i learnt recently and therefore decided to bring it to the knowledge of those who may not think in this direction.Well, a word is said to be enough for the wise.

I'm out of here!

Guy, you make brain...dont mind those fools, they are the type that will spend all their earnings on girls and they will end up not marrying them.

Like seriously, i cant wait for this movie.