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Them get dollars, naija get ?

we get #

America NO PASS Naija JOOR!!!


Everything they get we get am too;

They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli.

They get T. pain, we get T.maya.

They get T.I, we get M.I.

They get 2-pac, we get 2- face.

They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage.

They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G.

They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY!

They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid.

They get Hollywood,we get nollywood

They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village.

They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs.

They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi.

They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach.

They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie.

They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get Pirate of
Aba.

They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca
and Ojukwu,

They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu,

They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu.

They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram

abi na lieeeeee?

Oya add urs

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Everything they get we get am too;

They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli.

They get T. pain, we get T.maya.

They get T.I, we get M.I.

They get 2-pac, we get 2- face.

They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage.

They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G.

They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY!

They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid.

They get Hollywood,we get nollywood

They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village.

They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs.

They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi.

They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach.

They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie.

They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get Pirate of
Aba.

They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca
and Ojukwu,

They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu,

They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu.

They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram

abi na lieeeeee?

Oya add urs

booked

mr jonah

booked

Think about it.
You could pee out of a moving vehicle. You could
leave it at home if you are one of those that have
erections at inappropriate places. E.g church. That
hot chorister? Sounds familiar?
You could leave it at home when you are going to places like computer village. “My brocus oh! My
brocus.” Abi you’ve not heard of one of those penis
snatching stories?
You could detach it to avoid ‘killer kicks’ when you
are about to get into a fight.
Guys who want to stay celibate could deposit their penis in a fixed bank account.
Chronic masturbators who are in need of
redemption could give their penis to their pastor for
safe keeping.



Ladies, detaching your D-cups boobs before
exercising will rid you of that back pain.
Remember that sex starved Alhaji? All you need do
is keep your boobs and vagina at home before
going to see him.
You want to step out late at night in a lonely alley? Your vagina is safe at home.
Your partner wants to go to strip club without you?
That’s fine. But his penis stays locked at home.
Your husband wants to go on one of those
business trips? You could tell him to drop his penis
at home before leaving.


The possibilities are endless. If you could have a
detachable penis, breasts and vagina, would you
go for it?



Source : http://naijasinglegirl.net

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The internet creates tons of new opportunities for
upcoming artists. Becoming famous was
never easier
and more feasible than these days. Even
well-known
label bosses claim that there’s no need for a record label
to make it in this game. But there’s also a
downside to
this:Every kid with internet can record
songs and publish
them online. The internet is literally being flooded with
new music every day. And the consumers
and fans out
there are getting overwhelmed big time. It’s
self-evident
that standing out becomes more and more important. It is hard to ignore the fact that music today
has
moved from pretty simple lyrics to words
that do not
exist in the oxford dictionary talk more of
Google.com.

How do you explain the meaning of
iyanaya’s “na na na na na na….your waist”
or
Flavour’s “Porokoto pokoro pakoroba”? With the type of lyrics that are being put out
today by
Nigerian artists, it would be pretty hard for
an artist
who sang “If I could runaway, I’d run with
you faraway” to compete with someone who
spills
“Kukere I get money o” on the dance floor.
Our years of experience in the Nigerian
music industry
as music promoter, artiste managers, media publicist, Media consultants and shows
organizers has given us an insight as to
what sells
in Nigeria. Trust me when I say I have
cracked that
code as to how you can become a successful
Nigerian artiste just by releasing one single!
Here are
the 8 proven steps you must follow
religiously to
become a successful artiste in Nigeria! The Easy Steps tobecome a
Successful Music Artiste in
Nigeria!


1) Quality Is important

Quality is probably the most important
aspect of your
music. Most upcoming artists have no idea
of quality:
Their rhymes are crappy, their mixing and
mastering sucks and their overall music just doesn’t
sound
professional. The easiest way to stand out
and make a
serious impression is to step up and handle
your audio quality. Get yourself a studio with a decent
condenser
microphone, a better sound card and find
someone who
will mix and master your songs at least
semi- professionally. If you sound professional,
people will
think you are professional. This single step
will put you
ahead of most other upcoming artists in this
game.Quality is probably the most important
aspect of your
music. Most upcoming artists have no idea
of quality:
Their rhymes are crappy, their mixing and
mastering sucks and their overall music just doesn’t
sound
professional. The easiest way to stand out
and make a
serious impression is to step up and handle
your audio quality. Get yourself a studio with a decent
condenser
microphone, a better sound card and find
someone who
will mix and master your songs at least
semi- professionally. If you sound professional,
people will
think you are professional. This single step
will put you
ahead of most other upcoming artists in this
game.


2. Keep in shape


This is already self-explanatory. You can’t
be looking
like Rick Ross and expecting your female
fans to
appreciate you. In order to be able to throw
off your shirt at any given time, you will need to
have the right
6packs (Please no hungry packs) but the
right packs
like Iyanya, Dipp and D’banj. Now if you a
female artiste, then you need to shed off those
unwanted fats
around your stomach and reserve it for
your hips and
bust because this is what Nigerian men love
and you need it for your photo and video shoots.


3. Show some skin


Now Nigerians love daring performances
(You can
trace this back to Fela’s days). In order to
have an
engaging concert, you must be willing to
show some chest on stage like D’banj and throw your
shirt into
the crowd like Iyanya. A Disclaimer: Please do not attempt this if
you do not
have a six packs and your body is only
suitable for a
Michelin advertisement. (Just kidding ) For the ladies, a little baring of the laps hurts
no one.
You can contact Tiwa Savage and Emmy
Nyra for a
few tips on how to bare it all and still look
classy.



4. Hit the headlines (Controversy)

Denrele once said “Good publicity is good
publicity.
Bad publicity is good publicity. No publicity
is bad
publicity”.
Being in the news is key! Do whatever it takes to hit
the headlines! You got to be kidding me if
you need
suggestions on how to achieve this. Ok, I’ll
give you a
few. Have several baby mamas, have several tattoos
or date two popular celebrities, start a
twitter fight by
dissing another celeb or release a terrible
song,
breakup with your music label or have a groupie take
a photo of you in bed while you pretend to
be asleep. Please follow these suggestions at your
own risk
because I do not endorse bad behavior.


5. Get a slogan


You think Tonto Dike was dumb when she
thought of
#Poko?


We have seen artistes carve a niche for
themselves
with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us
“Your
waist”, Durella would “Zanga” this, Dbanj is
the custodian of “Kokolet, Labata, Lebete, Eja
nla and so on” while
Tuface never fails to remind us that “Nothin
dey
happen”.
You can just think of something unique and make it yours!We have seen artistes carve a niche for
themselves
with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us
“Your
waist”, Durella would “Zanga” this, Dbanj is
the custodian of “Kokolet, Labata, Lebete, Eja
nla and so on” while
Tuface never fails to remind us that “Nothin
dey
happen”.
You can just think of something unique and make it yours!


6. Make Yourself Official

No matter how upcoming and unknown
you are, to
really stand out you have to look official.
Make sure to
get that official look of the pros. If you look
like a pro your listeners will assume that you are a pro. It’s
as simple as
that. Here are some tips on how to get a
more
professional look: Contact a good graphic
designer and get a neat, authentic and customized logo.
Make sure to
get an official website Were you promote your music with we can do that for you http://nairalord.com/pmusic If you post YouTube videos,
make sure to
use the same or a similar format for titles and
descriptions every time.
And also create official profiles on social
networks for your music, i mean an official
facebook fan page and twitter handle this
will create a corporate identity and give you an official look. And
lastly Get a good
promotional body to potray your talent for
you we can do that for you http://nairalord.com/pmusic


7. Feature a Well-Known Artiste

Getting on a track with a well-known artist
makes you
stand out like crazy. Most self-proclaimed
upcoming
artists will never do that: They are simply
too afraid, don’t believe that it’s impossible and last but not
least they
don’t know how it’s done. This is a huge
opportunity for
you. Nothing will boost your credibility
more than a collaboration with a medium well-known
artist. There’s
no doubt that this is one of the best ways to
stand out.
Featuring a well- known artiste is easy, we
can hook you up with an artiste of your choice, just let us know when you ready



8. The best things are not for FREE!


Dont be reluctant when it comes to
spending, in the present Nigerian music
industry if you can’t pay the right people I’m
sorry to say your music will go nowhere,
OAPs, Social Media
publicists, Radio/Satellite channels, Magazines, Top DJs, Top bloggers, music
promotion companies, dont joke with the
services of those people, consult them to
work for you even if it requires paying them
huge amounts for the publicity you need
just for you to get to the top. Use our social media/online promo plan to
create all the awareness and publicity you
might ever need on the internet, it is tested
and trusted!
We will work for you beyond your
imaginations! We can also submit your songs to top radio
stations in Lagos for maximum airplay of
your songs to millions of listeners.
You need the services of Top DJs and
bloggers?
Or you want to be invited to shows where you will get paid?

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SuperSuave:
she's definitely not nsg, just copied and pasted her work

dat was y her name is not deleted

Dear NCC,

Please take action on MTN. I can no longer stand
my inbox, no thanks to them. This madness has
been going on for a couple of months but it
reached its crescendo mid-last month.

I feel these messages are a form of punishment to
me concerning the last letter I wrote to MTN. I have called 180 twice to complain of this but each time,
the customer service guy cuts me off with ‘Thank
you for calling maam’.

These messages sometimes comes in form of flash
messages, meaning, if I carelessly touch my screen,
ME and MY CREDIT ARE FINISHED FOR LIFE!

How can they ask a grown up like me to
text indomie to 5030 to know the colour of
indomie pack. Are they mad or stupid?

I should text YES to 5038 if I am tired of being
broke. Do they know who my father is?

I should text IQ for daily riddles. Don’t I have better
daily problems to solve?

All these messages costs N50 naira. Are they that
desperate?

This is coming at a time I have four creditors. I’m on
the verge of hypertension each time my inbox
blinks. Rather than get credit alerts, here is what I
received.

This is how it all began! I receive four spam
messages within three hours. A summary of my
inbox that week.

I sms stop to opt out. Lai lai dem no gree. They
replied me with the same spam!

Finally, I became humble. I had to plead with them
but my pleas fell on deaf ears reason I had to make
this public.

I also want to us this opportunity to make three
facts clear to MTN.

1. I will never ever buy any callertunez! The sooner
they stop telling me to text 33112 to 4100 to
receive olodo girl (WTH does that mean anyway) as
callertunez, the better for them.

2. I have and will never be ill. Stop insulting me by
asking ‘Are you tired of getting ill?’ Have some
F***ING RESPECT FOR YOUR SUBSCRIBER!

3. They send me messages as early as 4am. Are
these people witches or wizards?

These messages would have been understandable
if I won my phone from them.

I am honestly tired of being victimised. Looking at
the dates of the messages, this letter is long
overdue. When I attempted to write last week, they
doubled my airtime balance by 100% but I came back to my senses when the unused credit was
withdrawn from my phone at midnight.

Please NCC, don’t advise me to port to another
network. For some weird reasons I’m stuck with
them that’s why I need this change.

I have been tolerating MTN for 9 years.

I have been an Arsenal fan for 9 years.

I have been banking with ECOBank for 9 years.
PHCN has been my sole provider of power supply.
(Generator spoilt 9 years ago)

I have been single for 9 years.

Do you guys feel the pain of a Nigerian girl?
NCC, please do something!

My email address is machidoh@gmail.com
should MTN need my three MTN phone numbers to
effect this change.

Thank you.

Sunloaded.com

menix:
Can i offer a million box now?

Lolz

Cutehector:
Lol if u dnt take it, u may get raped. And u lose

shud i take it

FLAWLES:
Iffa hear say i read am?

lolz bt u just did

I have been making most of my withdrawals across
the counter since my ATM card got expired last
month.
Anyway, I breezed into a random Diamond bank
yesterday afternoon to withdraw money. Got the
withdrawal slip and wrote out a whooping sum of two thousand, five hundred Naira. ( I had to spell it
in full so the amount would seem huge)


My hands were stretched out nonchalantly to the
female banker and when she raised her face to
receive my slip, I recognise her as Seun, my room
mate in my 200L


Damn!” I cursed. Not when I am appearing this
shabby.
I should have added another zero to the N2500 if I
knew I was going to bump into Seun. As girls who
haven’t seen each other in more than two years,
there was bound to be some sort of comparison. I heaved a sigh when I remembered my account
balance is just N22000.


“Lord have mercy! Naijasinglegirl? Is this
yewwww?” she exclaimed, stretching out her short
arms in an unsuccessful attempt to hug me over the
counter.
She snatched my slip and gazed at me pitifully.
“Babezzz are things that bad? This one N2500 is bringing you to the bank. I could pay you from my
pockets you know.”



No thanks!


During our days in the university, Seun was a
flippant part time student. We often teased her that
her type may go as long as ten years without
getting a job.
I even promised I was going to lend her my NYSC
khaki to take Instagram photos in her backyard since part time students were not eligible to
participate in NYSC orientation exercise.
Today, the wheels of fortune has spun in her
favour.


I had to lie I actually came to the bank to withdraw
15K. I took the slip from her, tore it into two and
wrote out another draft of 15K which she paid from
my account.


On getting out, I had to board a vehicle to another
branch of Diamond Bank to pay in the 12.5K
balance sharp sharp! Zero tolerance for
extravagance.


Last night, we had a lengthy conversation on
phone.
She wanted to know why I was unemployed and I
kept dismissing her with,
“Don’t worry about me jare. I’m working on
something.”


“Something ke? Lie lie! You think this your good girl
attitude would get you anywhere in this country?
Don’t you know I got my banking job through
Chuwkudi, that my sugar daddy. If you didn’t dull
his friend your story would have been different
today!”


Chuwkudi’s friend was a stinking oil rich magnate
in Portharcourt. I met him through Seun but there
was a problem. He was married!
Seun is of the school of thought that there is
absolutely nothing wrong in dating a married man
so long as both parties share some fringe benefit in return.
Chuwkudi’s friend was generous. He was ready to
dash me one of Nigeria’s oil well if only I was
willingly to spread one of my legs to the South
South and the other to the North East for him
whenever he needed TLC. Each time he came by my hostel, he would squeeze
N10000 to N15000 into my palms for dinner.
During my first and unfortunately, my last tour to
his company’s lodge, he promised me an IT
placement in Mobil. I was going to get an already
furnished flat at his quarters after graduation. He was going to influence my NYSC posting to an oil
company and of course, a well paying job upon
completion of NYSC.
All these promises in exchange for my hymen…


“Sir, but I told you I cannot…I have not done this
before…” I trailed off.

He tore off a page of his cheque book, scribbled
something down and handed the paper over to
me.



“This would be yours if you spend tonight with
me. . . I would make you the envy of your friends.”
He swore.


Six hundred thousand Naira was written boldly on
the cheque.
The highest amount of money that had ever been
offered leisurely to someone in my family’s
genealogy. Honestly, It took a special level of grace
to dropped the cheque on his table and walk out that door forever.

Did that singular ‘goodgirl’ attitude cost me my
surest ticket to this good life I crave for? I hope not.



.



Source : http://naijasinglegirl.net

“But she lied to me!”That is the cry of many a man
when a lady has successfully deceived them into
thinking she loves them or into thinking she’s
something she’s not. There are many reasons why
women are not straightforward. Many reasons why
they won’t tell you the number of abortions they have had, their lack of or experience with sexual
escapades, their social status, their bad habits.
Some seem valid, most are not.
As an enlightened member of the female gender, I
have come to recognize three major reasons why
women don’t come out straight to their men and say : “This is who I am!””

1. Fear of financial security: I’m a trifle ashamed
to admit this but many women like to put ‘rich” at
the top of their list. When they see a guy who is
good for it, they’d much rather prefer him than a
guy who has potential. And they don’t mind doing everything they can to snap up such a deal
including wearing all the masks they feel they need
and playing perfect.

2. Societal pressure: The pressure begins to hit
them in their late twenties and early thirties. Society
expects women to have a partner. If a woman isn’t secured by someone else, it seems like something
vital is missing from her life especially when she
gets to a certain age. Even if she had a carefree
attitude before then, by the time she gets to her late
twenties or early thirties, then she begins to
remodel herself to better her chances of getting a partner.

3. The man expects them to: Many men might not
agree with this but it’s true. Men expect to have
perfect women. She has to carry ‘front and back’(be
well endowed), she must be a great home keeper,
witty, charming, have a perfect figure etc. They want a Barbie doll with brains and good
housekeeping skills. What many men fail to realize
is that human beings including women are not
perfect. In a bid to be perfect, women wear masks
and some successfully con the men into thinking
they are perfect. Some even go as far as plastic surgery in order to be more appealing to the male
gender.

Like an enlightened member of the male gender
once said; Your desire to get an intimate companion
makes you put on your best behavior, compels you
to hide your flaws, put your best foot forward (with your new patent leather shoe on it) and bury all the
ugly issues for later.

The problem however is that those issues don’t
stay hidden. They tend to resurface and then when
they do they tend to get really ugly and resolving
them becomes a big problem. So what does this all mean?

What do we do to avoid
being hurt, or being fooled? The first step is to
know God and have a personal relationship with
Him. If you know God and walk with Him, you
gradually become the right kind of person and you
can attract the right kind of mate. Of course you need to avoid settling for less too. Knowing God
intimately helps you to choose with his standards in
mind.

The second point is to build yourself up as a man or
woman of faith. If you walk in faith in God’s
promises you will never allow the pressure of time or circumstances to push you into making a wrong
choice or compromising your standards in an
attempt to please a man at the expense of doing
what is right.

By Adigun Machidoh. www.sunloaded.com

The internet creates tons of new opportunities for
upcoming artists. Becoming famous was
never easier
and more feasible than these days. Even
well-known
label bosses claim that there’s no need for a record label
to make it in this game. But there’s also a
downside to
this:Every kid with internet can record
songs and publish
them online. The internet is literally being flooded with
new music every day. And the consumers
and fans out
there are getting overwhelmed big time. It’s
self-evident
that standing out becomes more and more important. It is hard to ignore the fact that music today
has
moved from pretty simple lyrics to words
that do not
exist in the oxford dictionary talk more of
Google.com.

How do you explain the meaning of
iyanaya’s “na na na na na na….your waist”
or
Flavour’s “Porokoto pokoro pakoroba”? With the type of lyrics that are being put out
today by
Nigerian artists, it would be pretty hard for
an artist
who sang “If I could runaway, I’d run with
you faraway” to compete with someone who
spills
“Kukere I get money o” on the dance floor.
Our years of experience in the Nigerian
music industry
as music promoter, artiste managers, media publicist, Media consultants and shows
organizers has given us an insight as to
what sells
in Nigeria. Trust me when I say I have
cracked that
code as to how you can become a successful
Nigerian artiste just by releasing one single!
Here are
the 8 proven steps you must follow
religiously to
become a successful artiste in Nigeria! The Easy Steps tobecome a
Successful Music Artiste in
Nigeria!


1) Quality Is important

Quality is probably the most important
aspect of your
music. Most upcoming artists have no idea
of quality:
Their rhymes are crappy, their mixing and
mastering sucks and their overall music just doesn’t
sound
professional. The easiest way to stand out
and make a
serious impression is to step up and handle
your audio quality. Get yourself a studio with a decent
condenser
microphone, a better sound card and find
someone who
will mix and master your songs at least
semi- professionally. If you sound professional,
people will
think you are professional. This single step
will put you
ahead of most other upcoming artists in this
game.Quality is probably the most important
aspect of your
music. Most upcoming artists have no idea
of quality:
Their rhymes are crappy, their mixing and
mastering sucks and their overall music just doesn’t
sound
professional. The easiest way to stand out
and make a
serious impression is to step up and handle
your audio quality. Get yourself a studio with a decent
condenser
microphone, a better sound card and find
someone who
will mix and master your songs at least
semi- professionally. If you sound professional,
people will
think you are professional. This single step
will put you
ahead of most other upcoming artists in this
game.


2. Keep in shape


This is already self-explanatory. You can’t
be looking
like Rick Ross and expecting your female
fans to
appreciate you. In order to be able to throw
off your shirt at any given time, you will need to
have the right
6packs (Please no hungry packs) but the
right packs
like Iyanya, Dipp and D’banj. Now if you a
female artiste, then you need to shed off those
unwanted fats
around your stomach and reserve it for
your hips and
bust because this is what Nigerian men love
and you need it for your photo and video shoots.


3. Show some skin


Now Nigerians love daring performances
(You can
trace this back to Fela’s days). In order to
have an
engaging concert, you must be willing to
show some chest on stage like D’banj and throw your
shirt into
the crowd like Iyanya. A Disclaimer: Please do not attempt this if
you do not
have a six packs and your body is only
suitable for a
Michelin advertisement. (Just kidding ) For the ladies, a little baring of the laps hurts
no one.
You can contact Tiwa Savage and Emmy
Nyra for a
few tips on how to bare it all and still look
classy.



4. Hit the headlines (Controversy)

Denrele once said “Good publicity is good
publicity.
Bad publicity is good publicity. No publicity
is bad
publicity”.
Being in the news is key! Do whatever it takes to hit
the headlines! You got to be kidding me if
you need
suggestions on how to achieve this. Ok, I’ll
give you a
few. Have several baby mamas, have several tattoos
or date two popular celebrities, start a
twitter fight by
dissing another celeb or release a terrible
song,
breakup with your music label or have a groupie take
a photo of you in bed while you pretend to
be asleep. Please follow these suggestions at your
own risk
because I do not endorse bad behavior.


5. Get a slogan


You think Tonto Dike was dumb when she
thought of
#Poko?


We have seen artistes carve a niche for
themselves
with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us
“Your
waist”, Durella would “Zanga” this, Dbanj is
the custodian of “Kokolet, Labata, Lebete, Eja
nla and so on” while
Tuface never fails to remind us that “Nothin
dey
happen”.
You can just think of something unique and make it yours!We have seen artistes carve a niche for
themselves
with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us
“Your
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Valentine’s Day is much around the corner again, and you must have been wondering what to
present as special gifts to that special someone. As
everyone knows, Valentine’s Day is an annual
romantic event that is celebrated globally with
fanfare, and it is a time to express romantic
appreciations to your spouse, lover, and other persons that you love. From Nigeria to Nepal, from
the Congo to the Vatican, from South Africa to
Argentina, and from continents to continents,
Valentine’s Day is a romantic occasion when the old
become young at heart again, and the young revel
in the exhilaration of being in love. Yes, of loving and of being loved. But then, this globally romantic
occasion presents two initial challenges to people
the world over: What to do, or things to do on a
Valentine’s Day; and gift ideas for a Valentine’s Day
occasion. Let’s take the first challenge first, okay?


1. Things to do on a Valentine’s Day

You wouldn’t be the only one to be at a loss of
what to typically do with your lover on a
Valentine’s Day. But the following might be a good
lead on what to do:

1.Go on a romantic date (Not applicable for Nigerians for safety precaution as its election
period):Going on a romantic date with your special someone seasons up the spirit of
Valentine’s Day when you go to the beaches,
wildlife parks, and tourist resorts like the
Disney World in Orlando, Florida, or just visiting
a restaurant to order for your favourite menu
in a quiet secluded area of an eatery where you could just gaze into your lover’s eyes and
fathom the depths of love.

2. Cook a special dish: Imagine reversing roles and cooking a special dish with exotic recipes
for your wife or girlfriend for a change; and
imagine serving her in bed with that special
dish she so much loves. Such little acts make
Valentine’s Day a day to be remembered for a
long time to come for special memories.





2. Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas


Gift ideas for celebrating this 2015 Valentine’s Day
occasion might be divided into three areas: Gift
ideas for men; gift ideas for women; and gift ideas
for kids, and others.


1. Valentine’s Day gift ideas for men:[/b]It is necessary to understand some personal
things and preferences in your man to be able
to know what gifts to buy him for romantic
occasions like Valentine’s Day. Is your man a
sportsman, a working student, a top business
executive, an artist or a bookman? What are his preferences, and what are his styles?
Knowledge of these would help give you the
needed 2015 Valentine’s Day gift ideas you
need. But then, the following are gift ideas you
could give to men:

2. Men’s fragrances
3. Fashion wears
4. Wallets
5. Exotic wristwatches
6. Books and CDs
7. Ties, bows and


[b]1. Valentine’s Day gift ideas for women:

Women generally love soft and emotional gifts, and it might also be a good
idea if you knew what your special someone
loves and would like to have among others.
You could consider the following 2015
Valentine’s Day gift ideas for your woman:

2. Jewelleries
3. Flower bouquets
4. Chocolate and vanilla creams
5. Perfumes and body sprays
6. Fashion wears and accessories
7. Customized cards


1. Valentine’s Days gift ideas for kids: Kids don’t often miss out on the excitements of
Valentine’s Day, and it might be a good idea to
consider the following gifts to buy for kids
during this romantic period:

2. Stuffed toys
3. Story books
4. Educational CDs/DVDs
5. Chocolates and vanilla creams
6. Special hand-made crafts
7. Educational games, cards, and dresses etc.


1. Valentine’s Day gift ideas for others: You might find it necessary to express your love
and appreciation to your boss, landlord,
driver, workers, neighbours, and associates
during this period. In addition to the above
listed gift ideas, you might equally consider the
following and even modify them to suit your particular needs and situations:

2. Customized and personalized gifts
3. Embroidered kerchiefs with names and events
embroidered or embossed.
4. Handcrafted baskets
5. Flower bouquets
6. Customized cards
7. Exotic plants like bonsai, orchids, poinsettias,
lilies, cactus, and tulips etc.




by MACHIDOH from http://sunloaded.com, a News,Sport and Gist Discovery Portal.


So what are your valentine plans? I don’t have a val
but I’d love to have my favourite perfume, a box of
chocolate, candies, cake ,wine and a handkerchief
so I could cry the night away.

You?

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