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| What If joysticks Were Detechable? by machidoh: 10:10am On Mar 12, 2015 |
Think about it. You could pee out of a moving vehicle. You could leave it at home if you are one of those that have erections at inappropriate places. E.g church. That hot chorister? Sounds familiar? You could leave it at home when you are going to places like computer village. “My brocus oh! My brocus.” Abi you’ve not heard of one of those penis snatching stories? You could detach it to avoid ‘killer kicks’ when you are about to get into a fight. Guys who want to stay celibate could deposit their penis in a fixed bank account. Chronic masturbators who are in need of redemption could give their penis to their pastor for safe keeping. Ladies, detaching your D-cups boobs before exercising will rid you of that back pain. Remember that sex starved Alhaji? All you need do is keep your boobs and vagina at home before going to see him. You want to step out late at night in a lonely alley? Your vagina is safe at home. Your partner wants to go to strip club without you? That’s fine. But his penis stays locked at home. Your husband wants to go on one of those business trips? You could tell him to drop his penis at home before leaving. The possibilities are endless. If you could have a detachable penis, breasts and vagina, would you go for it? Source : http://naijasinglegirl.net |
| Re: What If joysticks Were Detechable? by sinaj(f): 10:12am On Mar 12, 2015 |
imagine positive finz dat wil kip d nation goin! wich one iz detachable dick again  |
| Re: What If joysticks Were Detechable? by Mimienudles(f): 10:20am On Mar 12, 2015 |
Men would cheat less 1 Like |
| Re: What If joysticks Were Detechable? by starstaz(m): 7:14pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Mimienudles:REALLY. U have ur way around words. sublime! |
| Re: What If joysticks Were Detechable? by Mimienudles(f): 7:38pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
starstaz:  |
| Re: What If joysticks Were Detechable? by ubunja(m): 8:49pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Did I not see this on YouTube? As a skit? |
| Re: What If joysticks Were Detechable? by ubunja(m): 8:50pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Mimienudles:stop dating men who cheat OK? |
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