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WebmastersRe: Got Adsense For Sale? by machidoh: 10:54am On Sep 20, 2015
If you really need the adsense account I can partner with you on my own adsense but the earnings will be 70/30 if u are interested call me on 08063500396 or mail machidoh@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: Adsense Account Needed by machidoh: 10:53am On Sep 20, 2015
If you really need the adsense account I can partner with you on my own adsense but the earnings will be 70/30 if u are interested call me on 08063500396 or mail machidoh@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: I Need Who Can Partner Me by machidoh: 1:15pm On Sep 04, 2015
Harjibode:
It took like forever for your webpage to come up
Thanks, I currently have problem with my host.
They send me a message of using too much of their resources and asked to upgrade.

So, that's why they limit my site Cpu usage till I'll upgrade
WebmastersRe: Submit Your Website Url For Review, And Get Good Backlinks And Traffic by machidoh: 11:28pm On Sep 03, 2015
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WebmastersRe: I Need Who Can Partner Me by machidoh: 11:17pm On Sep 03, 2015
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RomanceGuys Imagine If You Were A Woman by machidoh(op): 10:50pm On Aug 11, 2015
Imagine if You Were a Woman . •Period pains every month
•Changing Your Surname
•Leaving Your Family
•Give up School for marriage (some)
•Labour Pains
•Building Family For Someone Else
•Body Shape Changes
• The bitch niqqa cheats
•Crying to sleep everyday
•Taking Care of Your Kids independantly during difficult times Bcz The bitch ass niqqa disappeared
• Being responsible to raise kiids with nothing in the pocket
.If You See this My Sister I Respect You
Niqqa Honour Your Woman,Support her(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)
#WomenAreStrong #MACHIDOH
WebmastersRe: Urgent- Website Designer Needed by machidoh: 9:07pm On Aug 05, 2015
Hidentity:
Hi guys. I've forwarded all your contact details to the appropriate quarter. All or some of you will be contacted. All the best.
Check our previous work http://de-tsbintegratedng.com call the manager there and ask about machidoh you can contact me on 08063500396 and also on machidoh@gmail.com
WebmastersAdsense Partner Needed (enter If Interested) by machidoh(op): 1:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
Adsense partner needed

Check my site http://sunloaded.com to confirm the adsense

Call me on 08063500396 or mail me on machidoh@gmail.com

Contact me if interested
WebmastersWhich Bank Is Best To Withdraw From Adsense by machidoh(op): 6:59am On Aug 04, 2015
Help a bro out which here in naija can I use to withdraw from adsense and how much do they exchange dollar
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WebmastersRe: I Need Advice On My Blog And How To Get Fb Likes by machidoh: 5:27pm On Jul 21, 2015
prettytasha:
I started a blog and I need to know. If d niche is a profitable one ..and what can I add to this blog to get approved by adsense.....the blog link is on my signature ...thanks
You said u need domain I could get it for you on godaddy.com and you pay me contact me 08063500396
WebmastersRe: Urgent.. Blogger Needed! by machidoh: 10:49am On Jul 20, 2015
Picomon:
Do you know how to write? Are you familiar with wordpress? You have a pc and a modem and you want to blog for money? If yes, drop ur contact.

Will get in touch asap!
08063500396 email : machidoh@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: I Need A Webmaster I Have Already Registered The Domain Name by machidoh: 4:47pm On Jul 16, 2015
pastorsmiling:
Please I need a website developer ASAP I have already registered the domain name.
I gave the job to someone here on nairaland he collected my money he didn't do the job all I get from him everyday is one story or the other I wonder why some guys are like this believing that collecting someone's money we take them anywhere I just don't want to curse anyone as a man of God. Heaven will take care of him except I didn't do the right thing.
Please note I am not paying until my job is done.
Thank you.
Contact me on 08063500396 or machidoh@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Top 10 Positives Of Being In A Long-distance Marriage & Relationship by machidoh(op): 9:10pm On Jul 14, 2015
chymystique:
Very apt and making sense write-up on the positive side of LDR, machidoh. Being a while I read something meaningful on romanceland..

Endorsed for frontpage; lalasticlala ishilove
Thanks
RomanceTop 10 Positives Of Being In A Long-distance Marriage & Relationship by machidoh(op):
Everyone knows that long-distance relationships are hard work, but here is something you may not know:

being in a long-distance relationship—at least for a season—can actually be good for you.

Here are 10 great benefits that can come with long-distance love.A

1. You get to know each other very well

When you’re in a long-distance relationship, you have nothing to build your relationship with but words. Recent research suggests that long-distance couples talk less frequently than those who live in the same city, but that their interactions tend to be deeper and more meaningful. Talking at this deep level helps you as a couple get to know each other very well. In the process, you also develop communication skills and habits that will help your relationship in the long run.


2. You are less likely to confuse lust with love

Attraction in a long-distance relationship tends to be based primarily on a foundation of emotional intimacy and shared values rather than physical intimacy. Being attracted to someone mostly because of the conversations you have (rather than the sex you share) is not an iron-clad guarantee of long-term relationship success, but it certainly helps.

3. You get to road-test your trust

When you are far away from someone you love, it can be difficult to keep your imagination in check. When your partner is out without you and having fun, it can be easy to second-guess them and let jealousy get a foothold in your mind. Being in a long-distance relationship forces you to recognize and confront some of these types of insecurities. It lets you practice trusting and being trustworthy. The confidence and sense of security that you can gain as a result? Priceless.

4. You learn to communicate and resolve conflict well

In a long-distance relationship you have nothing to do most of the time except talk to each other. In the process, you learn to connect deeply and communicate well. No matter how good you are at communicating, however, you and your partner will experience misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and conflict at some point.
When you’re far apart from each other, it takes even more trust and skill to negotiate these challenges. Couples who learn to address and resolve problems and conflict over distance equip themselves well to deal with future challenges in-person.

5. You really appreciate the time that you do spend together

Seeing each other less frequently helps you fully appreciate the time that you do spend with each other. You learn to savor time together regardless of whether you’re doing something mundane like grocery shopping or living it up at a fancy restaurant. Since feeling grateful is a surefire way to increase your happiness, this sort of appreciation both feels good in the moment and also provides a long-lasting mood boost!


6. You make more memorable moments

When you’re in a long-distance relationship you put more effort into making your time together special—you’re more likely to branch out and stretch to make a moment memorable. Maybe you play tourist in your own town, try a new restaurant, take a trip somewhere romantic, or have a picnic in your own backyard. When you do crazy things or work hard to make a day special, you create moments that carry particular power to shape your memories and flavor your personal story. These vivid memories become important and positive touchstones in your relationship.

7. You practice being patient

We live in a world where many things come fast and easy. We can send a text or an email and get a reply almost instantly. We can grocery shop online and have it delivered. We can buy instant oatmeal, instant noodles, and instant coffee. Just like decent coffee, however, good relationships require some patience.
Long-distance relationships seem custom-designed to teach patience, and patience is a powerful life skill. Patience helps you tolerate minor frustrations without getting stressed. It enables you take a long-term view of situations and problems. It stabilizes you in the face of life’s challenges. And, trust me, if you ever have children, you will need it in spades. When you are being patient in your long-distance relationship you are not just nurturing love, you are developing your character.


8. You have more time to pursue other passions and interests

I wouldn’t advocate being in a long-distance relationship because it frees up your time, but extra free time can be a silver lining to living far apart from your loved one. Don’t spend every spare minute on Skype with your partner. Instead, use some of your extra time to do things that are fun or fulfilling—read books, work out, do something creative, spend time with other friends. Investing in other passions and relationships isn’t betraying your long-distance lover, it’s making you a more well-rounded, interesting, and happier person.

9. You develop independence

When you’re on your own most of the time you must learn how to tackle most challenges that daily life can throw at you—from getting your car serviced to making dinner or managing finances. When times feel tough, your partner can offer emotional support but won’t be able to sweep in and fix things for you. Like many other aspects of long-distance love, this rarely feels fun in the moment. You will, however, grow in self-sufficiency and independence. This, in turn, will only make you more attractive to your partner.


10. You cement your commitment

There are no two ways about it—long distance relationships are hard work. Settling down for a Skype date on a Friday night when you’d rather be spending some time snuggling can leave you feeling wistful at best and downright depressed at worst.
But here’s the good thing about hard work: the things we have to work for are often the very things most worth having. Many long-distance couples credit their time apart with helping them see just how much they really didwant to be together. Persevering in the face of the distance helped make them even more committed to the relationship.


And after that? Well, if your relationship can survive long distance, it can survive most other things as well. Hopefully, the personal strengths, trust, and communication skills that you develop during your time in a long distance relationship will serve you well as a couple for many years after you have closed the gap.

Source: http://sunloaded.com/relationship-102/you-could-lose-your-husband-to-a-cleaner-woman-unless-you-follow-these-steps/
RomanceYou Could Lose Your Husband To A Cleaner Woman, Unless You Follow These Steps by machidoh(op): 4:24pm On Jul 14, 2015
She sat across from me, crying her eyes out.

“He has left me for another woman,” she told me in between hiccups.

“Why would he do this to me?”
She was speaking about her husband of two years who had just told her that he was leaving her.

As she uncrossed her legs and leaned forward, I got a whiff of the smell coming from her lady part.

I cringed. I was getting a clear picture of what had happened.
Q
Her husband had left her for a clean v’ag1na. Okay, that is just one of the many reasons he had left her.

Let’s be honest, some women are just not thorough in the way they clean their hoo-ha. Others are just not very keen about their diet.

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I am one of those women who are very keen about what goes into my mouth in relation to how my “flower” smells.
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I work in a crowded office and I can easily tell who just had se’x, who didn’t do a good job cleaning her area and who just might have a v’ag1nal infection.

And while all these things are normal, there are ways to create a sweet scent on your vajay-jay.
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Citrus fruits like oranges, pineapples and grapefruits have been known to sweeten the smell and taste of v’ag1nal fluids.
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Eat less sugar. A spike in blood sugar can cause yeast infections which cause bad odour.

Yogurt is also considered to Abe a great way to help women keep a healthy v’ag1na.

Yogurt contains the bacteria which naturally occurs in the body to maintain a healthy v’ag1na.

Be careful about the products that you use around your v’ag1na.

Using lubricants that are not water or silicone based can cause infections.

Wear clean, fresh, correctly fitting underwear.

This is a very important part of keeping your v’ag1na clean and healthy.

Wearing the same set of underwear for more than 24 hours may quickly create an imbalance of bacteria.

Most of all darlings wash regularly, I advice two times a day.

Nobody wants to sit next to a smelly-fishy v’ag1na.

Your husband or significant other may love you, but that’s where they draw the line.

I know there are guys who might want to tell their ladies that they have a vag-smell.

Here are your do’s

..Start by being sensitive to her feelings so,

...start a conversation on body intimacy in a totally non-personal and abstract way.

..Try get her to change her diet
Suggest regular trips to the gynaecologist


Ladies, don’t fail your men by walking around with a dirty v’ag1na, there is always a clean one around the corner.


Source : http://sunloaded.com/relationship-102/you-could-lose-your-husband-to-a-cleaner-woman-unless-you-follow-these-steps/

WebmastersRe: . by machidoh: 11:36am On Jul 13, 2015
emillionaire:
still on...
I will work for you contact me on 08063500396
WebmastersRe: Any Website Designer In Ibadan by machidoh: 1:35pm On Jul 11, 2015
I'm at Ibadan you can contact me on machidoh@gmail.com or call 08063500396
WebmastersRe: Share Your SEO Experience by machidoh: 2:29pm On Jul 09, 2015
Nice one angryNice one
WebmastersRe: Tips For New Bloggers. by machidoh: 5:01pm On Jun 30, 2015
UltimateDaniel:
The blogosphere is seriously becoming a competitive arena, funny enough, new bloggers come on board with a mentality of making easy online money, with less stress and qualification (all they need is a laptop and data). Well it might shock you to know that, it's actually a wrong mentality to have at the early periods of initiation into the blogosphere.
This are few tips I will encourage new bloggers to know.

1. Follow your passion not the crowd. I think, many thinks success in blogging comes only by blogging on the most wanted niche (entertainment and news). Well, is very good, but consider the fact that so many blogs ar pointing to that, why don't you choose a nice niche. Although that is also the niche I blog on... But engage your brain to work....

2. Get a professional design. Hey, no one would be ready to b an addicted reader on a non-beautiful and unstructural blog. Some little cash has settle that! I design a responsive blog for just 3k.

3. Get a custom domain. Getting custom domain presents you professional to anyone! You find it easy navigate round online. You are also on high chances to be approved by google adsense, with fulfilling some of their requirements.

4. Get a helping hand. The truth is, you can't touch all round alone. My site had a wonderful progress, the moment I decide to form a team (Supreme Gist Team) www.supremegist.com. So get people of your same passion to form a strong Team.

5. Get to know some little on programming languages. It will help you.

6. Plan to get adsense, with decent traffic and your own original material. You can also buy adsense from me.

7. Be a professional social media personal. You need to get knowledge on social media.

8. Pray for God's progress and avoid any fraud activity. That is what Daniel Nicholas hates. Visit my site www.supremegist.com

Wish all bloggers the best!!! Happy blogging...
How much do u sell adsense naija oo not UK
Jokes EtcRe: How To Borrow Credit From Mtn, Aitrel, Glo And Etisalat Without Paying Back by machidoh(op): 7:05pm On Jun 29, 2015
publicenemy:
Instead of channelling ur creativity towards something good....


Armed robber.
I rob your b4 lolz
Jokes EtcRe: How To Borrow Credit From Mtn, Aitrel, Glo And Etisalat Without Paying Back by machidoh(op): 7:04pm On Jun 29, 2015
publicenemy:
Instead of channelling ur creativity towards something good....


Armed robber.
Lolz.. Na u sabi
Jokes EtcRe: How To Borrow Credit From Mtn, Aitrel, Glo And Etisalat Without Paying Back by machidoh(op): 3:11pm On Jun 29, 2015
machidoh:
Note you can only find this cheat on sunloaded.com...

Hey guess what now you can borrow airtime from MTN ETISALAT GLO and AITREL without paying back. I found this trick and it has been working for me ever since so I cannot remember the last time I use my hard earned money to buy recharge card
Allright let's go straight to how it works
. Follow the steps below :



How To Borrow Credit From Mtn, Aitrel, Glo And ETISALAT Without paying them back



1. Use your preferred network

E.g

ETISALAT *665*amount#

GLO *321#

MTN *606#

AITREL *500*amount#

Do this to see if you are eligible to borrow


Then follow the procedure for the free MTN ETISALAT GLO airtel credit without paying back





2. Finish the airtime you borrow

3. change the date on your phone to 10/10/2010


3. Remove your battery and sim card from your phone

4. Go to filling station and buy kerosene then go back home

5.Rub your sim card with kerosene and burn it


With those steps you will never pay back the airtime you borrowed

Enjoy your cheat while it last

Please don't come to complain it's not working cos it tested and ok

Signed by MACHIDOH



YOUR COMMENTS BELOW

THANKS
Source : http://sunloaded.com
Jokes EtcHow To Borrow Credit From Mtn, Aitrel, Glo And Etisalat Without Paying Back by machidoh(op): 3:10pm On Jun 29, 2015
Note you can only find this cheat on sunloaded.com...

Hey guess what now you can borrow airtime from MTN ETISALAT GLO and AITREL without paying back. I found this trick and it has been working for me ever since so I cannot remember the last time I use my hard earned money to buy recharge card
Allright let's go straight to how it works
. Follow the steps below :



How To Borrow Credit From Mtn, Aitrel, Glo And ETISALAT Without paying them back



1. Use your preferred network

E.g

ETISALAT *665*amount#

GLO *321#

MTN *606#

AITREL *500*amount#

Do this to see if you are eligible to borrow


Then follow the procedure for the free MTN ETISALAT GLO airtel credit without paying back





2. Finish the airtime you borrow

3. change the date on your phone to 10/10/2010


3. Remove your battery and sim card from your phone

4. Go to filling station and buy kerosene then go back home

5.Rub your sim card with kerosene and burn it


With those steps you will never pay back the airtime you borrowed

Enjoy your cheat while it last

Please don't come to complain it's not working cos it tested and ok

Signed by MACHIDOH



YOUR COMMENTS BELOW

THANKS
WebmastersRe: What Are Your Fav Websites You Go When Bored by machidoh: 6:58pm On Jun 28, 2015
Sunloaded.com
WebmastersRe: Be An Admin On Sunloaded.com And Win Prices by machidoh(op): 11:44pm On May 17, 2015
machidoh:
Active Admin needed @ Sunloaded.com #Price Attached
Be an active admin on http://sunloaded.com and
get a free dot com domain in return every wich can fetch you money by selling it month and after a full year if you win the most active admin of the year

You will get a paid #hosting for free with unlimited bandwidth and many more

Simply apply here http://sunloaded.com/work-on-sunloaded

Signed by #machidoh

To those abusing me i guess am being faifthful dats y i mentioned only the price i will fulfill

buh if you want to lie oops you are on ur own
mind you its not for everybody its only for those interested and capable
WebmastersBe An Admin On Sunloaded.com And Win Prices by machidoh(op): 11:43pm On May 17, 2015
Active Admin needed @ Sunloaded.com #Price Attached
Be an active admin on http://sunloaded.com and
get a free dot com domain in return every wich can fetch you money by selling it month and after a full year if you win the most active admin of the year

You will get a paid #hosting for free with unlimited bandwidth and many more

Simply apply here http://sunloaded.com/work-on-sunloaded

Signed by #machidoh

To those abusing me i guess am being faifthful dats y i mentioned only the price i will fulfilled

mind you its not for everybody its only for those interested and capable
RomanceSome Men Are Failing To Get Real. Nobody Enjoys Love When There Is No Money by machidoh(op): 11:02am On May 17, 2015
Some men are failing to get real. I don't know who enjoys love and
relationship where there is no money No vacation trip, no shopping, no
clapate, no kimishite (Google is your friend), no sense in such love making.
I will not advise any lady to marry any poor lad. By poor I mean you are not
comfortably and modestly earning, and there is no hope that will change in the
next 5 years. No way. You have no present, no future, as far as human
imagination can go. No way. Well, you can do that if you have another
conviction. But do not come to vilify others. Your standard is yours, must not
be expected to be general.
The reality is men are not worth it. They do not worth that 'ma be j'iya'
philosophy. Do not remind me of that 'not all' theory. The few exceptional
cases are not enough reason for such gamble. That a man is poor does not
mean he will be caring, that he is rich does not mean he will not be. In fact,
the risk lies more in the poor man feigning love and care, and turning 360
degree immediately some cash settles in his pocket.
You can take my advice to the bank, you know what that means 'Save It'
WebmastersActive Admin Needed @ Sunloaded.com #price Attached by machidoh(op): 10:01am On Apr 11, 2015
Active Admin needed @ Sunloaded.com #Price Attached

Be an active admin on http://sunloaded.com and get a free dot com domain in return after your first two(2) month and after a full year if you win the most active admin of the year

You will get a paid #hosting for free with unlimited bandwidth and many more

Simply apply here http://sunloaded.com/work-on-sunloaded

Signed by #machidoh
Nairaland GeneralSome People Actually Need This (photo) by machidoh(op): 9:51pm On Mar 13, 2015
some actually need this

yes or no

grin

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