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I would love to hook up with a Nigerian lady, till am back around December which we can spend a good time around abK...

Just comment here;
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Nah sh*t

Teaveapoet:
ok. just chat me up on whatsapp

OK. You probably avnt given me yo. Digits

Teaveapoet:
Left as in. is that your picture on your profile?

U mean twitter profile? Yeah or NL profile yah Sme

Teaveapoet:
Ok. safe journey then.

I thought I might hangout with ya before I left

owomida1:
Hurricane chased all of them away already.

Its totally different now buddy, US government has really done a lot of hard work

Hi, guys lucky shown on us last month, our visas were ready, me and mah cousin just left for Florida to begin a new life with mah uncle, I hope I can meet any nairalander there, well its kinda gonna sound wierd buh its cool...

My last feel of Naija was at Green legacy resort.... Abk

Gonna miss naija really much... But I'm gonna lock on to NL 247,

Till december.....

Good day nairalanders a friend of mine shared this on facebook today to alert everyone on the new method adopted by kidnappers and ritual killers to abduct victims..

Here is what he wrote

* pls if you want to enter keke napep or texi,
and the rider or driver uses a piece of
cloth or handkerchief to clean the
back seat for you, pls don't sit on it.
They are using people for rituals
or they just want your voice to cease.
Send this message to people you care about.
Pls if anyone stops you and asks if you're
interested in some perfume and gives you a paper
to smell as sample,
pls do not allow that. It's a new scam.
The paper is laced with drugs.
You'll pass out
so they can rob you or do worse things to you.
Pls forward to all friends and family.
This message was received from a
senior police officer this morning.
Take note and aleart everyone you want to protect.
This is not a joke...
* this will never be our portion in Jesus name Amen.
, and forward this news to everyone out there.
May God bless u as u share this message.

Please move this to FP let everyone read this and create awareness for their loved ones...

How much pls bleep....

09056027913

Teaveapoet:
Really. ok

Just send me a message via
09056027913
So I can get ur digits

Teaveapoet:
Make we go together next time? halla me.

No probs dear... 08147439936
Beep me

Teaveapoet:
Really! make sense. oya snap.

Sure na dear... One of the biggest of its kind in Ogun state and Nigeria

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Check out photos I took today during my stay at the Green legacy Resort, Abeokuta.

A resort owned by Ex President, Olusegun Obasanjo...

I really had a nice time...

Hello everyone, assuming all those money given to you from childhood to your present age, you didn't spent any... How much do you think you I'll worth now...lol

To me oo, I think I'm worth being a billionaire because hmmm I can't explain it all, is it money for biscuit or gala or chewing gum or feeding money, or even my N20 , 30naira pocket money since nursery school to my 10, 000 allowance from hme while in tertiary institution...

Let's hear. From your side

bamdly:
kai Nigeria get mouth

I tell you mah broda...

We are highly recognized

Wow Nigerians are very special, I saw this, this morning I woke as usual and firstly wished my fellow Nigerians a happy independence day...

Then I noticed am missing something?
A picture to go with the post, as usual I launched google.com, to my uttermost surprise I saw google in green white, and a Nigerian flag... This is cool, if Google inc. Could do this for us, let us embrace peace and show some love for our country...

Once again happy independence day Nigeria

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In terms of traveling long distances, flying on an airplane is the fastest and easiest way to get to your destination. The only problem is that flat stretches of runway aren't always available in certain places. This means that pilots have to be particularly skilled to land on a runway that juts out from a mountain or one that appears in a narrow valley. Here are 10 of the most dangerous airports in the world to land at.

10. Lukla Airport in Nepal

The Lukla Airport in Nepal serves as the main airport for those visiting Mt. Everest. Part of what makes this airport so difficult to land in is how it is nestled in between mountains and the incredibly short length of runway. There are no lights and little electric power, so landing in anything other than perfect conditions becomes even riskier. There are also no air traffic controllers on site, so pilots are on their own to touch down in sometimes large aircraft.

9. Courchevel International Airport in France



Video of a landing at the Courchevel airport went viral last year as it has the shortest runway of any airport at 525 meters. Not only this but the paved runway has a downward gradient of 18.5% which makes taking off even more difficult. To add on top of the already difficult landing, the runway is built right into the Alps where pilots have to fly through a narrow valley even to prepare for descent. If aircraft do not gain enough speed by the end of the runway, they simply fly off the edge of a cliff, hoping for the best.

8. Toncontin Airport, Tegucigalpa, Honduras


As you may be noticing, airports in mountains become very hard to land at due to the variant terrain and often short approaches. Toncontin Airport is no different. In order for planes to prepare for descent, they must make a quick 45-degree bank turn to reach the runway in a valley. After this bank, planes must rapidly drop in altitude, being careful not to scrape the terrain directly underneath.

7. Princess Juliana International Airport in St. Maarten


Princess Juliana Airport is perhaps the most famous on the list, most notable for the public beach situated just before the runway. This placement often results in large and loud gusts of wind and sand to those enjoying the crystal blue water. For the pilots, hitting visitors is the least of their worries. The runway is only 2,179 meters long, which is very short considering the large aircraft that land here require more than 2,500 meters to ensure a safe landing. Princess Juliana was initially built for smaller planes, but the booming tourist industry has brought A340s and 747s into the regular traffic rotation.

6. Paro Airport in Bhutan, Himalayan Mountains



Continuously ranked as one of the most dangerous airports in the world, only 8 pilots are qualified to land on this airstrip. The runway is surrounded by 5,500-meter peaks with a runway only 1981 meters long. Due to the fast descent that large planes need to make to approach the strip, many rank it as the most dangerous airport in the world.

5. Gibraltar International


While this runway isn't particularly hard to land at, an interesting design feature makes it incredibly dangerous. The main street in the area, Winston Churchill Avenue, intersects the runway and has to be closed when a plane needs to land. There is a stoplight on the road telling cars to stop, but there have been a number of close calls in the airport's history.

4. McMurdo Air Station, Antarctica

Not many people travel to Antartica, which means that the airport infrastructure there is significantly lacking. This runway isn't particularly short, but it is made of slick ice which can cause planes to run askew if the landing isn't perfect. Temperatures here are below freezing on average the entire year. In 1970 there as a bad crash of a C-121 that still sits off to the side buried in snow. Many months out of the year it is dark continuously, and due to the lack of lights, pilots are trained to land using night vision goggles.

3. Madeira Airport


Madeira Airport is one of the few in the world where engineers build a runway platform in order to expand. The landing strip sits between steep cliffs and the shores of the ocean. When an expansion project was planned, designers saw that the only option was to build a series of platforms on an artificial island extending from the current runway. Over 180 columns hold the runway up which have to withstand serious shock loading during landings.

2. MCAS Futenma

This airport is situated in a US Marine Corps Air Station in Okinawa, Japan. The Navy and the Marine Corps rank it as the most dangerous airport in the world where F/A-18 Hornets and V-22 Osprey continuously land. The area is strategically important to the US military, which is part of the reason it maintains operation. Part of the reason this airport is so dangerous is because high-density housing sits in an area that should be cleared for emergency situations.

1. Narsarsuaq Airport, Greenland

Similar to Antartica, the airports in cold Greenland are constantly covered in ice. At only 1,800 meters and canvassed in slick ice, this runway is the most difficult in the world. The weather is constantly stormy creating intense turbulence and low visibility on approach. Shear winds affect planes which, coupled with the icy runway, can direct them off course. The nearby active volcano also commonly erupts sending ash into the clouds which can stall and destroy engines.

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The home team have had 51% of possession compared to the away team's 49%
25' Saul Niguez relieves the pressure with a clearance
25' Cesc Fabregas from Chelsea swings in the corner from the left.
24' Alvaro Morata has a great chance to score, but his header is turned behind for a corner by the keeper!
24' David Luiz from Chelsea delivers a cross
23' Atletico Madrid take a throw-in in the opponent's half of the field
N'Golo Kante from Chelsea trips Filipe Luis
20' N'Golo Kante from Chelsea passes the ball in the box, but it's intercepted by an opponent player.
20' The home team have had 49% of possession compared to the away team's 51%
20' Goal kick for Chelsea
20' Antoine Griezmann crosses the ball into the box from the free kick
19' Marcos Alonso is penalised for pushing Angel Correa
19' Atletico Madrid take a throw-in in the opponent's half of the field
17' Eden Hazard from Chelsea passes the ball in the box, but his team mates fail to benefit from it.
15' A shot by Angel Correa is blocked
15' N'Golo Kante from Chelsea makes a dangerous play against Thomas.
15' The home team have had 50% of possession compared to the away team's 50%
14' Koke from Atletico Madrid trips David Luiz
13' Eden Hazard from Chelsea trips Saul Niguez
13' A shot from outside the box by Eden Hazard hits the post
12' Angel Correa from Atletico Madrid is ruled offside
10' The home team have had 48% of possession compared to the away team's 52%
8' Alvaro Morata shoots, but the shot goes wide
8' Eden Hazard from Chelsea directs the ball behind the defence.
8' Chelsea take a throw-in in the opponent's half of the field
8' Thomas relieves the pressure with a clearance
8' Victor Moses from Chelsea delivers a cross
6' Eden Hazard shoots, but the shot goes wide
6' Eden Hazard dribbles past his opponents
5' Goal kick for Atletico Madrid
5' Alvaro Morata shoots, but the shot goes wide
5' Eden Hazard from Chelsea directs the ball behind the defence.
5' The home team have had 92% of possession compared to the away team's 8%
3' Thibaut Courtois comes out and claims the ball
3' Angel Correa from Atletico Madrid delivers a cross
2' Alvaro Morata is penalised for pushing Lucas Hernandez
2' David Luiz relieves the pressure with a clearance
2' Angel Correa from Atletico Madrid delivers a cross
1' Alvaro Morata relieves the pressure with a clearance
1' Koke from Atletico Madrid swings in the corner from the right.
1' David Luiz makes a clearance resulting in a corner.
1' Koke from Atletico Madrid delivers a cross
1' The pitch is in fantastic condition today and the players are enjoying the surface.
1' Cloudy conditions overhead at the moment.
1' Atletico Madrid kick-off, and the game is underway.

IamLEGEND1:
Don't roll with psycho babes next time.
Simple picture dey give am hypertension.

Don't refer her to a phyco babe pls
Its just an advice simple I need

Please nairalanders I'm really having a serious problem with my girlfriend and I'm worried.

We met at my hometown years back when I was still in Second. School, she liked me a lot and there we began a new relationship, now at the moment she sees my pictures with ladies I took on my final year exam, (known as logging out as most students call it).

And most of the ladies were my course mate, since then she hasn't spoken with me, and am someone on campus that moves with ladies most times, everyone knows this, even if I don't walk with them, they flung around me..

I have explained everything to her, yet she didn't say anything.... What do you think could have caused it...

The pictures I took were just fun pictures with the ladies and guys and also, a lady signed on my white sleeve at the neck region with "simisola luv" I'm just confused!

Please no abuse, I just need your advice please!

Anything to move this to FP pls you guys should help me pls, I'm new on nairaland

Omg found this on a twitter account please ladies don't try this!

If na india this nairaland dey I sn arrest una, d rate wey snakes just dey get killed ehn, its too much.. there are lots of importants posts in the forumes that's needs front page approval dn snake trends abeg.... Let me come and be going

Moshood Abiola University of Science and Technology formerly known as Mapoly has embarked on a four months strike due to the renovation of the polytechnic to the newly Found location"IPOKIA" lecturers, staffs and management have all concluded on embarking the four months stike.

The school whose Hnd students were to begin their second semester exam on monday couldn't write their exam due to the emergency strike....

What is your say on this? Drop your comments and please let this story feature on FP to bring to fed goverment awareness, the academics of this students are highly at stake and so is their career...

Thanks!

Check out this new hit song from nigeria upcoming artist "Doshman" on Naijapals titled "Dakun" send to you friends too

http://www.naijapals.com/music/Dakun_Doshman-64959

So here are 20 handpicked facts that would blow your minds off, happy weekend

1. The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.

2. The world's deepest postbox is in Susami Bay in Japan. It's 10 metres underwater.

3. In 2007, an American man named Corey Taylor tried to fake his own death in order to get out of his cell phone contract without paying a fee. It didn't work.

4. The oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s (they were found in a cesspit at Dudley Castle), and were made from animal and fish intestines.

5. In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.

6. Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.

7. Most Muppets are left-handed. (Because most Muppeteers are right-handed, so they operate the head with their favoured hand.)

8. Female kangaroos have three vaginas.



9. It costs the U.S. Mint almost twice as much to mint each penny and nickel as the coins are actually worth. Taxpayers lost over $100 million in 2013 just through the coins being made.

10. Light doesn't necessarily travel at the speed of light. The slowest we've ever recorded light moving at is 38 mph.

11. Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up to five inches out of cheese while you're eating it, so it's a good idea to shield it with your hand to stop them jumping into your eyes.

12. The loneliest creature on Earth is a whale who has been calling out for a mate for over two decades — but whose high-pitched voice is so different to other whales that they never respond.

13. The spikes on the end of a stegosaurus' tail are known among paleontologists as the "thagomizer" — a term coined by cartoonist Gary Larson in a 1982 Far Side drawing.

14. During World War II, the crew of the British submarine HMS Trident kept a fully grown reindeer called Pollyanna aboard their vessel for six weeks (it was a gift from the Russians).

15. The northern leopard frog swallows its prey using its eyes — it uses them to help push food down its throat by retracting them into its head.

16. The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.



17. Some fruit flies are genetically resistant to getting drunk — but only if they have an inactive version of a gene scientists have named "happyhour".

18. Experiments show that male rhesus macaque monkeys will pay to look at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms.

19. In 1567, the man said to have the longest beard in the world died after he tripped over his beard running away from a fire.

20. The Dance Fever of 1518 was a month-long plague of inexplicable dancing in Strasbourg, in which hundreds of people danced for about a month for no apparent reason. Several of them danced themselves to death.

Herbephe1:
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and Nd programs have been brought to an halt... T[b]all HND
and Nd programs have been brought to an halt... T[/b]all HND
and Nd programs have been brought to an halt... T


I don't really understand this ? those whi chose them in jamb,what will now happen to them?

Those ones are gone! Dey sud apply nxt yr

Moshood Abiola polytechnic popularly known as MAPOLY has now been relocated and named "Ogun state polytechnic" and has been relocated to Ipokia local goverment , of the state... Following the laying of foundation at ipokia yesterday, all HND and Nd programs have been brought to an halt... The school now operates as University called" Moshood abiola university of science and technology....

The polytechnic which was situated at Ojere, area of Abeokuta has now been transfered to Ipokia local goverment area along the benin border , Idiroko road...

After series of hours of maintainance on the official website of Ahmadu bello university, aspirants were unable to visit the post utme page and apply for their formS, but currently at the moment the post utme portal is now open and payment as been made tonight..

Just visit http://www.putme.abu.edu.ng

Thanks as you pass this cross!