₦airaland Forum

Using one complex being to relieve stress and use as eye candy over another complex being. Better I choose baddie with olosho vibes from the very beginning than going through that secretive time bomb and adultery partner called side chick or whatever you call it.

Nawa oh, latest version ke! When you are rich enough to simp comfortably, but the girl you are simping for has more expensive tastes than your wealth can reasonably carry.

Mtchew, Old Anthem that didn't even stop Nigerian Civil War from happening.

The Minister of Women Affairs, Mrs Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye has built a reputation of being active and omnipresent whenever issues that affected certain woman and girls came up. I hope she is seeing this one. The misunderstanding in the UNICAL matter should not prevent her from intervening quickly on this certain matter. It is not when the university authorities suspend the lecturer that she will show face, let her intervene on time and deliver speedy justice.

What I know is nobody can be worse than clueless Buhari, so there is still hope.

The judge should do the couple a favour and sentence them to the same length of jail time so that their marriage plans can possibly continue in the future. LOL

I rate Gov. Mbah of Enugu 7/10. He is doing well, constructing roads and providing better access to water but I wish he was a bit faster in initiating projects.

I have noticed that House of Assembly Speakership has been one of the most unstable political offices in Nigeria aside LGA Chairmanship and Councillorship since I started paying attention to politics.

Not an excuse to have sex for people in 'no sex till marriage' relationships. You can interpret what she said as you can either observe your man's morning wood when you spend the night with him or observe it while he is taking a piss or you tell him point blankly (if you trust him), to take it out and make it erect, then put it back in his trousers. END!

If you get better babe, hold her tight. Don't cheat on her or abuse her. Single guys today already have it tough in the dating world due to the economy creating beggars. I don't appreciate bad guys discouraging the selfless and considerate efforts of good girls by their negative actions.

If he took responsibility and used his learnt cooking skills to cook for you while you were pregnant, then it probably wasn't that bad of a situation.

Gossipers should shut the hell up already. Must you attack every widow you see! Mohbad's widow wasn't enough, you guys are now looking for a new victim. Leave the bereaved family alone if you have nothing positive to contribute to their well being.

I am glad Saudi Arabia is now thinking of appropriate swim wear for Muslim women. Wearing full body clothes to swim doesn't look comfortable. They just need to revolve their design around what athlete swimmers wear and modify it so that it will be be win-win situation for morality and comfort.

His anger seems justified but he should have controlled his anger and simply dragged her off the stage. I mean his angry actions alone can land him an assault charge not to talk of the fact that girlfriend has a broken arm and is pregnant too

Finally, a realistic answer to 'everybody should farm' compared to Buhari's farming blabbing

Definitely corn. One of the reasons is that after consuming mango , I will be thinking of how I will wash/clean my hand. But since corn is dry, I don't face that dilemma.

HOW CORRUPTION INDIRECTLY CAUSES DEATHS/MANSLAUGHTER:
Steal money meant for road project- Road Accidents
Steal money meant for water project- Water borne diseases
Steal money meant for security- Inadequately equipped security force=insecurity of lives
Steal money meant for healthcare- Inadequately equipped hospitals=More fatality rates
Steal money meant for salaries- Frustrated civil servants=death from hunger related illnesses/suicides,etc

You don't have to relate with everyone. Just choose a small circle of people you that look non troublesome in your eye and relate with them. As for the people disturbing you, all you owe them is a simple 'good morning' , 'good afternoon', etc and you go your way. As for your neighbor, the last time I checked, you only need one girlfriend to prove you are straight and if you don't have financial capacity to be in a relationship, don't force it.

Nawa oh. When I was 14, I haven't even started crushing on girls yet and this ones already have a baby on the way.

He probably adopted from a motherless babies home. I noticed gay couples in Oyibo countries mostly do adoption. Surrogacy births are done to a lesser degree.

All the time he has being using the CCC card (Competence, Capacity and Compassion), you were deaf abi?

Cheating aspect is just going too far and unrealistic. Emotional attachment /economic gain /social gain is what keeps women with cheating men But the competition aspect holds water eg. husband/boyfriend snatching cases by a woman's best friend/sister I usually hear on social media. This so-called relationship snatchers will rather compete with the original partner for the man instead of finding their own

[quote author=nairalanda1 post=129885816]What is common between touts in SE and SW, Militants in SS, Terrorists and Bandits in North? Unemployment? NO, Poverty? Yes, Non access to Higher Education? Yes. Let's not cultivate fertile ground for what is happening in Haiti. Employment situation isn't fixed yet, now they want to limit education out of the reach of this poor and vulnerable groups. Both US and UK have very high tertiary education fees but you will notice their employment statistics is low. That's why it is a bit stable there.

Chai! There are five types of grace nowadays when it comes to faithfulness in marriage:
1. The grace of having a faithful patner
2. The grace of having a cheating partner that won't impregnant or be impregnated by outsiders
3. The grace of having a cheating partner that won't spread STD's to the other partner
4. The grace of having a cheating partner won't be permanently snatched by the outsider
5. The grace of having a cheating partner that won't financially, materially or emotionally cheat the other partner for the sake of the outsider

Let me try and make things look reasonable for Agbadorians:

N5bn to survey land - Surveyors and planners should answer this one

N1.2bn to renovate one school - A tertiary institution alone can gulp billions of naira. Note that the kind of school wasn't specified. Plus it wasn't specified that exactly 1.2 billion will be spent for each school, all I saw is a total amount of 64 billion

N46bn for a medical village - This shouldn't even be controversial in the first place. Do you know much is a single unit each of different medical and diagnostic machines alone?

N4bn to map Abia GIS - Planners and Tech people should answer this one. But I remember APC govt has budgeted billions for website in the past

N20bn for connected learning network(whatever that is) - Tech people should answer this one

Men and their girlfriend's/love interest's friends be like 5 and 6. You guys love to drill holes in female friendships. That said, Oyibo people say a woman's no means no, so her loss.

benuejosh:
In a time where there should have been mass influx into Labour Party, people are running to APC. Tinubu is the best in this game.

The Governor of Abia is definitely returning back to APC.

A big lost to Peter Obi and Labourers.

Tinubu till 2031.
8 years Solid.

Too soon to say. Otti and Abia LP till 2031. Read your history books well, governors don't defect till the near the end of their second tenures.

There is this observation I have. 18-22 girls don't exactly take relationships seriously. They feel it is too early to do so which is normal. You got to be either their classmate or 'already made man that will soon meet the parents' or 'partial education sponsor' before they take you seriously. Just make her admit whether she is ready for relationship or not and her answer will allow you decide your next step. If she is not ready, then just leave. She is not under pressure after all.

Lol. Die Hard ko Dying yet hard ni

Is it a crime to have big nyash? The ones that decided not to use their assets to make cash should be respected better. You think it was easy for her to even find the trousers that fits her waist and hip size in the first place? And mind you big nyash is also visible under a skirt, probably more self. If you guys are so insecure, then let her only teach Junior secondary students, those kids hormones never mature yet and if she teaches in primary school, no problem at all.

Deportation of some Osun indigenes shouldn't be a surprise to anyone because the reason they were deported was obvious; Lagos government didn't feel their presence added value to the state. What I want to talk about is some facts why Lagos State isn't for the extremely poor:
1. Lagos Government is more interested in building a mega city than poverty alleviation
2. Lagos Government is not a fan of hawkers and Street traders
3. Housing in Lagos can be quite expensive
4. From the trending #Tinubuschoolseries, you can see public school education in Lagos isn't perfect
5. Agberos might be everywhere, but they are much in Lagos indicating unchecked poverty levels
6. Lagos slums hardly receive government attention to improve their living conditions
7. Evictions of poor people from their shanty homes is just another working day for Lagos Government officials. Example from a 2020 article from BBC news: "And earlier this year, an estimated 10,000 people were given an hour to pack up their things before being asked to leave the beachfront community of Tarkwa Bay, a popular weekend destination for Lagosians"