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ATK4Joy:
But with this story, this world has turned to something else! How on earth will someone play that kind game not knowing the person she's playing the game with. No wonder the bible says 'watch n pray'quote author=macotrading72 post=48083070]I almost got my self in trouble in one of my trips to naija, I was driving back from apapa that hot afternoon, around dopemu under bridge I was about to navigate towards egbeda then this lady requested for lift to egbeda then I parked and told her that I was going towards Shasha road then she said that's her route.
I allowed her into the car, half way through the journey she asked me why I wasn't talking to her I was like huh? She said bros you no like fat girls, I said I don't have problem with fat girls because in my family my kids sisters are all fat she then said that I didn't even ask her for her phone number or even her me, jeez this babes is beginning to get me irritated.
I asked her her name she told me, then I told her mine, we got close to ckc along Shasha road she asked me to enter one street and I did, we got to one face me I slap you building she told me to stop, the next thing she invited me into the house but this time I said no that I really need to run, she insisted that I come in just to know her room but still I refused she then said ok bros if you don't want to come in can I have some change, I had some spare change of about 2k in the car i gave it to her and she stepped out, I reverse the car and drove off.
I got home and called a friend of mine and explained to him what just happened, my friend told me that I should go to church for Thanksgiving that he knows the girl, that where I picked her from na her office, she is always there waiting for someone to pick her that if I had entered her room she would go into the bedroom, change to something sexy and then join me in the living room, few minutes later a man will walk in and claim that I was having something with his wife and demand for settlement and if I can't pay he will take possession of my car, phone etc pending when i bring the said amount and claim my things
Not to mention beating way I fit get.
People are so desperate these days so guys make una dey careful o, since then till now anytime I enter naija nothing go make me give a girl lift unless I know her one on one.
Like our brother just did, give her the requested amount and zooooommmmmm off without looking back, so its not like say our bros here na mugu because he gave her 3k he just paid her off for good and that's all she gets.

my sister no be small thing o but no wahala as for me no lift again o period lol

On the other hand guys think of it this way, maybe guys don take advantage of the babe one time too many then the babe decide say any man way say ordinary hello don enter one chance.
Secondly, we don't know wetin our bros dey plan for the babe, bro fit insert sim before the babe understand wetin hit her, so I think before bro begin plan attack the babe wan collect her pay first so if by the end of the day bro enter temple she will have nothing to lose.

Bro you say you just want to have some conversation with her abi, maybe she see am for your eye say no be only conversation you want, maybe she did what she did just to turn you off, girls can understand men's body language from 100 Miles lol

I almost got my self in trouble in one of my trips to naija, I was driving back from apapa that hot afternoon, around dopemu under bridge I was about to navigate towards egbeda then this lady requested for lift to egbeda then I parked and told her that I was going towards Shasha road then she said that's her route.
I allowed her into the car, half way through the journey she asked me why I wasn't talking to her I was like huh? She said bros you no like fat girls, I said I don't have problem with fat girls because in my family my kids sisters are all fat she then said that I didn't even ask her for her phone number or even her name, jeez this babes is beginning to get me irritated.
I asked her her name she told me, then I told her mine, we got close to ckc along Shasha road she asked me to enter one street and I did, we got to one face me I slap you building she told me to stop, the next thing she invited me into the house but this time I said no that I really need to run, she insisted that I come in just to know her room but still I refused she then said ok bros if you don't want to come in can I have some change, I had some spare change of about 2k in the car i gave it to her and she stepped out, I reverse the car and drove off.
I got home and called a friend of mine and explained to him what just happened, my friend told me that I should go to church for Thanksgiving that he knows the girl, that where I picked her from na her office, she is always there waiting for someone to pick her that if I had entered her room she would go into the bedroom, change to something sexy and then join me in the living room, few minutes later a man will walk in and claim that I was having something with his wife and demand for settlement and if I can't pay he will take possession of my car, phone etc pending when i bring the said amount and claim my things
Not to mention beating way I fit get.
People are so desperate these days so guys make una dey careful o, since then till now anytime I enter naija nothing go make me give a girl lift unless I know her one on one.
Like our brother just did, give her the requested amount and zooooommmmmm off without looking back, so its not like say our bros here na mugu because he gave her 3k he just paid her off for good and that's all she gets.

hahn:
Guy, you are a MUGU! Period.

You no even get swag sef

well I don't know what you call swag because I would have done the exact same thing, give her the money and block her ass from reaching me no more.

Eleganza33:
Chai u av learn ur lessons.i feel 4 dos kids just hope they wnt bekom slaves in d hands of relatives

my dear lesson Na small one? They no dey tell person, but it's well, wetin no kill us will always make us stronger

Pasca07:
nice clarification from you, those that quote u thought u are regretting you travelled out of this country.....it is understood bro

bro thanks for your understanding

remiiko:
brother for this single truth u just posted,ya way will bcom broad like 12lanes road.

thanks bro I say Amen to that

Pasca07:
but there are lot of Nigerians u are better than since you left in 2002 besides Japan is not that bad if u are hardworking......

bro the point I was trying to make is that, even in Naija one can still make it without traveling out.
I own macotrading car scrap and dismantling company here in japan and I can say all that came as a result of long years of hard work.
But like I said there are few of my friends back home who are doing wonderfully well too even though they've not traveled out of naija for the first time.

Well maybe I was among few Nigerians with same mind set about making it once I leave naija but I tell you what since 2002 I left naija I know wetin my eye don see but tell somebody way wan disparately travel out say obodo oyinbo no be heaven you go become his or her worst enemy. But I tell you guys there are guys I left back home back then in 2002 trust me when I say that most of them are doing far much better than me here in japan.
May God help us in our thinking and decision making

This is getting more interesting, as a matter of fact I was just browsing the internet for pure water machines and prices then I decided to check nairaland for any useful info then I saw this thread. Thanks bro for such a comprehensive and educative information.
I will like more update on the business but I guess I will have to order the ebook first, but the point being I am not in the country at the moment can the ebook be mailed to my E-mail address?
Let me know then we take it from that
Thanks and have a good one

GOFRONT:
The warnin is Boldly written there, in d Visa page, in d iyaport....but d Nigga Snub it even wen he knew it can terminate his life untimely......Even som folks on Nairaland do support Corrupt politicians Even wen they can see clearly dat he has pieces of our yams stain on his Teeth,Even wen d Negative effect of d yam he has eaten is affectin their well-being, they stil Go ahead to shout witch hunt. Then Alas they wil say "Everybody is entitle to his oPinion".....Well maybe Mr Titus is Entitled to his death opinion. Rip

I don dey wait make somebody hit the point but no, these guys saw the warning signs on arrival at the airport, it's there clearly stated inside their passport but the juju way dey their body give them some kind confident say Indonesia officials will go blind as soon as he reach the airport, if not how many open his korokoro eye carry his two legs into lions den?

Kokoboss:
you dey Sabi this their funny language at all?

why not I don dey here almost ten freaking years lol

MadCow1:
No be lie you talk.

on point

Picture of a Nigerian arrested here in japan for drug offense

MadCow1:
Guy, our people too dey take risk.

Even if this guy no follow, ehn sabi who follow. Why associate yourself with shady characters wey go implicate you for matter wey you no suppose put hand?

if true-true ehn no follow, then I really pity am. But court say ehn follow so na so we go take am.



Watch this show "Border Security Cambodia" for CBS reality on DSTV and you go shock how people still dey carry drugs enter cambodia upon say na die sure pass if them catch you.

some guys really dey fall my hand o why not carry the thing go better country way no go kill rather jail them for few years? I tire o

Benita27:
I think the Indonesia government won't accuse him falsely for drug trafficking, he obviously had a fair hearing, some boys just won't stop putting their hands in bad things.

I just feel for the innocent woman.

gham, my point exactly

austinosita:
What if he was innocent of the crime? Bros, dem use electric shock the guy for blokos o!

there is nothing like innocent when drug is involved, before you pick up your luggage trained dogs don already search your luggage for you, those dogs can dictate the smallest quantity of narcotic, then olokpa go dey wait for you to pick up your luggage, the rest Na history

focus7:
was the sister claiming his brother did not do drugs and that he was a hard working Igbo man by saying that the police applied electricity on his genitals?

my people dey talk say person way no carry anything no dey throw way anything, these people no dey craze probably the guy denied ownership of the item which I believe was what prompted the torture, I think so

Guys guys guys, let's call a spade a spade, countries like Malaysia and Indonesia no dey take drug matter laugh, check out Malaysian visa it is clearly stated that drug trafficking carry death penalty so is Indonesian visa if am not mistaken.
My question is why would any right thinking person think he or she could get away with drug in those countries even when they know the consequences?
I studied in Malaysia before moving over here in jp I can tell you straight that asians no dey laugh when it comes to powder.

Since 2009 till date we the Nigerian community here in japan can not give account the whereabout of our friend, he went to china to arrange poweder into japan but didn't make it back to jp, last communication was at the airport somewhere in China, leaving a son, wife and family back in naija, even the wife sef hearing the husband was arrested for drugs went straight to the city office and divorced him, japan is even better na jail them go take bless you, though for Japan if you bring poweder first time they will allow you in but from the airport you go get escort them go follow you till they catch all the people involved because if they catch only you they will miss the boss because they know say na person send you.
May God help us.

rosy4u:
Awwwwn so lomantic



I no go snub again

lol repentance things activated

Forget our security, I know someone who pays our immigration to pick up someone from the tarmac on arrival as if he or she is being arrested but in reality he is been allowed into the country without proper documentation, when he is leaving same procedure. Make una leave story

Nova15:
But the car almost didn't fit into the back of the truck na

lol you didn't see the truck very well, that is a 4 ton unic crane truck capable of transporting any car and SUV of upto 4 tons. The yaris shown on the photo is just 1ton

Nova15:
Why in the world would u use a truck like that to move a car?!

bro that's one of the recommended trucks here in japan to transport cars without plate number.

My people I greet una, please make una help me thank Baba God for saving me today from some kind accident way for no funny, I carry one Toyota vitz (yaris) dey go drop for where I wan load am for container, half way through the journey I look for my driver side mirror to see say the yaris don run jump over the rear tail gate of the truck.
I immediately cleared by the road side, guys the two rear tires don already commot from the truck, if to say I didn't notice God forbid the car for commot completely and any car behind me for no find am funny.
Here in japan police no dey take accident play not when they think you weren't careful enough because in this case I didn't check to make sure say the car dey for gear and hand break which I guess was why the car run like that and jump the tail gate.
I give Baba God all the Glory, His banner over us is His love.

Apreel:
Brother is clean!!! Is he single?

lol better you run background check, but be careful to avoid hot water bath

One power company staff came to my office few weeks age to inform me that there will be power outage for 5 hours, my japanese friend in my office at the time asked the power company staff what he expect him to do with food and milk in his frdge, the power guy said to him politely we are sorry sir but will provide you with generator for as long as the repairs will last.
God I just put hand for my mouth I no fit shout, if Na for naija NEPA take light who born you to ask NEPA official to bring you generator, he will get upset and cut down the whole of your cable from the pole.
God when will naija be like other places with good governance?

Dminister:
My dear, it's not bad we were colonised that way. We were colonised and inclinated to speak Queens language the same reason our educational system is basically rooted on the principle of English language regarding the policy of assimilation introduced to us by the British during the colonial period.

You said the Koreans are proud of their language but it's paradoxical when you arrived at conclusion without carrying out a research about their existence, if they have ever been colonised or not . I am sorry to say, I won't educate you on that!

bro thanks for not educating me on things I didn't know, exactly my point, when we castigate someone for not speaking Queens English first we should understand that not everyone has the opportunity for quality education, have you thought about few individuals without parents or guardians to put them through school?
I guess such people shouldn't walk the surface of the earth for not being educated.
That's the point I am trying to make, I am not talking about who colonizated who. Not everyone out there is as lucky/opportune as you to attend school.

Dminister:
Yet you wrote in English language.

in naija we try so hard to please everyone or maybe trying so hard to prove we can speak English, Japanese man doesn't give a fly what you think if he doesn't understand English, he will tell you that English is not important, he is proud of his language, Koreans are proud of their language but in naija if you can't speak Queens English get on the back of the line, too bad.

Dminister:
You are a student agreed but try work on your English language.


Stop treating nigeria educational system with contempt.

guy English Na your language?

Slimberry1:
how sure are you she is giving attitude cos of that? Uhn? The guy in question should reason. Deeply look beyond the surface, is he even sure she is going thru sth? Or she misplaced her phone sef? Why jumping at such a crazy conclusion?

gham you are on point

CuteTj:
lol.......

Guy u don watch too much American films o....

it's not about watching many American films, oyinbo girls generally are very open when it comes to adult topics unlike our African sisters.

2dugged:
I don't know about other ladies, if I visit you for the first time and you make a move on me,that's the end,you just showed me you are a fvck boy

you are correct I almost lost a girl those days just because I put my arms on her shoulder. Guys need to understand how to read female body language. Not every girl that comes around want sex but like I said we should learn to decode. Just last month a Kenyan lady here in japan, we are friendly men she got one massive backside, from the day I met her I have been hitting on her but via wassapp she told me that she can't have anything with me because we are friendly bla bla but two days ago I was going for shopping she requested I get her hair shampoo and conditioner which I did, she met me to pick em up right there inside my car I kissed her touched her breast but she didn't try to stop me I undid her zipper the next surprising question she asked me was do you have condom? Hell no I didn't have because i didn't know things was going to get this far.
Guys remember she said nothing for me abi why she come dey ask me for CD?

Kindycute:
This has happened to me twice with the same girl, first time she came I fvcked up, second time she came I fvcked up. mehnnn I fvck up big time in 2 different occasions, she even gimme second chance and I fvck up, now she has sworn never to come to ma house, she was even mocking me on WhatsApp that I'm not bold, too weak, mehnnn if she ever carry her 2 left legs come my house again, I'll make sure she can't walk home... so be it. Thank God she's planning to come when she's on holiday from school. Her Vagina go hear am

I no fit laugh, guy you get luck say you even get second chance me one that once.the worst part be say when I rent house for mafoluku oshodi I didn't realize she was living directly opposite my house, that brought back all the bad memories I was trying hard to forget.
We still keep in touch though she is married now with three kids someday when I visit naija I want to visit her maybe talk to her about what happened that faithful day, I m not sure if it's a good idea though.