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Politics / Re: Where Is President Buhari? – Fayose by macricky(m): 10:43pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Ask dem 3 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: "Mr President": Chiwetalu Agu To Release A Music Album by macricky(m): 5:05pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
Comedy |
Jokes Etc / Sp Classroom Comic Pt2 Video Is Out by macricky(m): 2:34am On Nov 11, 2016 |
weekend is hia again keep urself #happy wit SP Obinwanne award winning classroom comic. Na must watch video. witness celebrities like #wizkid, #phynofino, #psquare, #tiwasavage, #donjazzy and many more..... Enjoy Download @ www.spcomedy.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ_Vf0LIp0k |
Jokes Etc / Sp Classroom Comic Video Is Out by macricky(m): 9:06am On Oct 15, 2016 |
weekend is hia again keep urself #happy wit SP Obinwanne award winning classroom comic. Na must watch video. witness celebrities like #wizkid, #phynofino, #psquare, #tiwasavage, #donjazzy and many more Download @ www.spcomedy.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZ7NiIsPy0 |
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Mourns Muhammad Ali by macricky(m): 8:39am On Jun 06, 2016 |
tattedMONK: Na now u no abi |
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss Writes On DonJazzy And Olamide Ending Their Beef by macricky(m): 8:32am On Jan 04, 2016 |
B.I.G(donjazzy) and 2PAC(olamide) we knw how dey ended up so guys stop its 2childish |
Car Talk / Re: States In Nigeria And The Predominant Car Brand They Use by macricky(m): 6:21am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Anambra-----IVM(innoson vision motors) |
Politics / Re: Musa Ayeni: I Will Defeat Jonathan And Buhari- APA Presidential Candidate by macricky(m): 6:09am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Wat a gr8 courage of dis APA man atleast I av know who u re, 9ice fame GEJ TILL 2019 We need a young man dat can dance shoki PDP----POWER |
Family / Re: Picture: Is This Love Or Madness? Men What Do You Call This! by macricky(m): 7:32am On Feb 05, 2015 |
Power of a WOMAN + power of love = lost nd stupidity 1 Like |
Sports / Re: CAF Invites Akpabio And Uduaghan To AFCON Final. by macricky(m): 11:47pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Thank God Nigeria football player nd NFF av learn dia lesson |
Travel / Re: Three Nigerians Arrested At Sham Wedding In Britain by macricky(m): 8:02am On Feb 04, 2015 |
Guys must hustle but sorry it end dat way. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Apc Are Now Giving Free Recharge Cards To Voters? (pic) by macricky(m): 7:48am On Feb 04, 2015 |
Dey will promise u heaven nd earth, give u rice,bread,recharge card nd many more bt afta d election non of dia promises wil com 2 pass. Seriously all d politician re dsam ...#term GEJ-2020 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Pictures Of Davido by macricky(m): 9:56pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
OBO!!!!! BADEST!!!!! DAVIDO!!! He luk like me wen I was young 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by macricky(m): 4:25pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Dis is d best stadium in Africa nd @ akwa ibom,Nigeria wil make history 2 Likes
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Religion / Re: BBC Calls Winners Chapel "Witchcraft Church" by macricky(m): 8:19pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Wrong fins
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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Kefee’s Service Of Songs by macricky(m): 11:51pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Kefee will b among d angels dat will b singing in HEAVEN RIP God knws d best,he alone gives nd he alone can taketh!!!!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Meet Top Nigerian Celebrities Whose Wives Are Older Than Them by macricky(m): 6:57am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Age is just a number,it don't matter dat much but................love is a feeling dat is wat matters much |
Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Ezeonu's New Slim Figure (photos) by macricky(m): 6:08pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Amelian: dis z so serious nd no joke,i strongly believe it is a sickness |
Romance / Re: SHOCHING: Prison Break Actor Wentworth Miller Is A Gay by macricky(m): 7:16am On Aug 22, 2013 |
As old as he is,he don't knw d ryt part 2 follow lol non of my business abeg!!!!! i need beta story.GAYs no b story |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 9:59pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
Haha...Read this joke btw Macricky and his pastor. My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently accepted. 2 Mins later his mssg came in:. Pastor: how are you? Macricky: am fine my daddy. Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Macricky: (no reply) Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Macricky: (no reply) Pastor: are you there? Macricky: yes my daddy Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings. Macricky: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/ crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name. pastor: thunder fire you! |
Family / Re: D'banj Presents CRV Car To His Sister As Wedding Gift (pics) by macricky(m): 7:40am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Dbanji z a big boi nd doz tins in a big boi way |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 7:23am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Macricky news @ 41.9fm: Football vs Sex. 1.Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = GOAL FROM DEFLECTION. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = 90% POSSESSION 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = BEST PLAYER 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples,fingeri ng(handing) = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline from coach. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant :GOAL =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaħaн aº°˚ |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 7:08am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Macricky walks into a citybus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy macricky, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant." macricky goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid,"What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute ?!" macricky smiles and says,"I would be a bus driver! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 10:31am On Aug 05, 2013 |
DAD: What's 10 plus 10? MACRICKY: I don't know. DAD: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will kill you. MACRICKY: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick? DAD: 1000 of course MACRICKY: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill you |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 9:53am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Naija 4 U; Teacher:- ''what is 1+1?'' Children: ''8" Teacher: "correct" what is 2+5? Children: "14" Teacher:- "correct" Teacher:- "what is 4+6? Children:"20 Teacher:-"corre ct, Who is d president of nigeria? Children. Olamide Teacher. Correct, Who is d governor of anambra state? Children. Tiwa Savage Teacher. Correct Teacher:- Good it's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary! 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 9:42am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Dad : macricky, plz buy me a soft drink.. Macricky: Coke or pepsi ? Dad : Coke. Macricky : Diet or regular ? Dad : Regular. Macricky: Bottle or can ? Dad : Bottle. Macricky: Litre or oz ? Dad : Dammit, just buy me water! Macricky: Natural or mineral ? Dad : Mineral. Macricky : Hot or cold ? Dad : (angry) I'm gonna strike you with a broom! Macricky : Stick broom or soft broom ? Dad : Mxm! Just get outta here! Macricky : Now or tomorrow ? Dad : Now! Macricky : Are you accompaning me or not ? Dad : I will kill you! Macricky : Stab with knife or shoot with gun ? Dad: Macricky stupid son of a thousand fadas Macricky:thousand fadas kwa did mom died afta dy do it 2 her or was she alive Dad:mtchweee |
Jokes Etc / Re: Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 3:22am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Why I got divorced.... Sad story of a macricky !! Last week was my birthday.... My wife didn't wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.. Even my colleagues didn't wish me.. As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss".. I felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch.... After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.... WE went there.... She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?" "OKAY", I said.... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends & My Colleagues.... All Screaming, SURPRISE.... And I was waiting on the sofa.... Naked Naked!!!!!!!!!! |
Jokes Etc / Good Jokes Can Stop Any Disease By MACDAN by macricky(m): 4:07am On Aug 03, 2013 |
Joke of d week: I remember there was a girl, I really loved but I never had the guts to tell her. One night, at around 11pm, I summoned some courage and sent her an sms saying,'I love you so much, I wanna date u. Please reply and tell me how u feel.'A few seconds later I received a message alert on my phone. I was sooo scared&tensed to open it that night, so I decided not to check the reply in the morning when I am less tensed. When I woke up d next day, I said my prayers, did my morning chores, brushed my teeth,ate breakfast, took a bath, combed my hair, then climbed back to my bed and gently picked up my phone to read the message. So i started reading.......: . . . (Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again). |
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha Goes Gangsta (Pictures) by macricky(m): 9:27am On Jun 07, 2013 |
Datz 9ice I love dat pix(gangstar) |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Holding A Gun (Picture) by macricky(m): 9:20am On Jun 07, 2013 |
LesbianBoy: Haters shey you all can see. Davido's got a gun! if u talk nansense he gun you down O TAN!guy u need 2 shut up,am nt surprise c d name pasin dy ansa LESBIANBOI mpama |
Celebrities / Re: Jonathan Appoints Ice-Prince As 'Rhythm And Play' Ambassador by macricky(m): 9:12am On Jun 07, 2013 |
#80million:men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speechless |
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike, Emeka Ike's Sister? by macricky(m): 10:28am On May 08, 2013 |
Tnx 4 d ansa cuz am even confuse b4 |
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