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weekend is hia again keep urself #happy wit SP Obinwanne award winning classroom comic.
Na must watch video.
witness celebrities like #wizkid, #phynofino, #psquare, #tiwasavage, #donjazzy and many more..... Enjoy

Download @ www.spcomedy.com



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ_Vf0LIp0k

weekend is hia again keep urself #happy wit SP Obinwanne award winning classroom comic.
Na must watch video.
witness celebrities like #wizkid, #phynofino, #psquare, #tiwasavage, #donjazzy and many more

Download @ www.spcomedy.com



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZ7NiIsPy0

tattedMONK:
Goodluck the HERO

onlu

Na now u no abi

B.I.G(donjazzy) and 2PAC(olamide) we knw how dey ended up so guys stop its 2childish

Anambra-----IVM(innoson vision motors)

Wat a gr8 courage of dis APA man atleast I av know who u re, 9ice fame




GEJ TILL 2019

We need a young man dat can dance shoki
PDP----POWER

Power of a WOMAN + power of love = lost nd stupidity

Thank God Nigeria football player nd NFF av learn dia lesson

Guys must hustle but sorry it end dat way.

Dey will promise u heaven nd earth, give u rice,bread,recharge card nd many more bt afta d election non of dia promises wil com 2 pass.
Seriously all d politician re dsam
...#term GEJ-2020

OBO!!!!! BADEST!!!!! DAVIDO!!! He luk like me wen I was young

Dis is d best stadium in Africa nd @ akwa ibom,Nigeria wil make history

Wrong fins

Kefee will b among d angels dat will b singing in HEAVEN


RIP
God knws d best,he alone gives nd he alone can taketh!!!!!!

Age is just a number,it don't matter dat much but................love is a feeling dat is wat matters much

Amelian: U can say that again..... Damn!....not liking the looks at all...

dis z so serious nd no joke,i strongly believe it is a sickness

As old as he is,he don't knw d ryt part 2 follow lol non of my business abeg!!!!! i need beta story.GAYs no b story

Haha...Read this joke btw Macricky and his
pastor.
My pastor added me on facebook and i
innocently
accepted. 2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Macricky: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour
collapse
on your head
Macricky: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you
and
your family.
Macricky: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Macricky: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim
the
Blesings.
Macricky: ok, May over speeding trailer of
blessings jam/
crush you and your family like a moving train,
faster
than the speed of light in Jesus name.
pastor: thunder fire you!

Dbanji z a big boi nd doz tins in a big boi way

Macricky news @ 41.9fm:
Football vs Sex.
1.Going to your bf/gf without being invited =
OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the
same day = GOAL FROM DEFLECTION.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = 90%
POSSESSION
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN
OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all =
BEST PLAYER
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child =
ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA
TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR
PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples,fingeri ng(handing) =
SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking
instructions
on the sideline from coach.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still
got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant :GOAL =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaħaн
aº°˚

Macricky walks into a citybus and sits right
behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad
was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little
bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy
macricky, who continues with,
"If my dad was an elephant and my mom a
girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
macricky goes on with several animals until the
bus driver gets angry and yells at the
kid,"What if your dad was gay and your mom
was a prostitute ?!"
macricky smiles and says,"I would be a bus
driver!

DAD: What's 10 plus 10?
MACRICKY: I don't know.
DAD: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
MACRICKY: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note
and a 500 naira note which would you pick?
DAD: 1000 of course
MACRICKY: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will
kill you

Naija 4 U;
Teacher:- ''what is 1+1?''
Children: ''8"
Teacher: "correct" what is 2+5?
Children: "14"
Teacher:- "correct"
Teacher:- "what is 4+6?
Children:"20
Teacher:-"corre ct, Who is d president of
nigeria?
Children. Olamide
Teacher. Correct, Who is d governor of
anambra state?
Children. Tiwa Savage
Teacher. Correct
Teacher:- Good it's gonna Remain like that
until government increases my salary!

Dad : macricky, plz buy me a
soft drink..
Macricky: Coke or pepsi ?
Dad : Coke.
Macricky : Diet or regular ?
Dad : Regular.
Macricky: Bottle or can ?
Dad : Bottle.
Macricky: Litre or oz ?
Dad : Dammit, just buy
me water!
Macricky: Natural or mineral ?
Dad : Mineral.
Macricky : Hot or cold ?
Dad : (angry) I'm gonna
strike you with a
broom!
Macricky : Stick broom or soft
broom ?
Dad : Mxm! Just get
outta here!
Macricky : Now or tomorrow ?
Dad : Now!
Macricky : Are you
accompaning me or
not ?
Dad : I will kill you!
Macricky : Stab with knife or
shoot with gun ?
Dad: Macricky stupid son of a thousand fadas
Macricky:thousand fadas kwa did mom died afta dy do it 2 her or was she alive
Dad:mtchweee

Why I got divorced.... Sad story of a
macricky !!
Last week was my birthday....
My wife didn't wish me.... My
parents forgot and so did my
kids....
I went to work.. Even my
colleagues didn't wish me..
As I entered my cabin my secretary
said, "Happy Birthday Boss"..
I felt so special.... She asked me out
to lunch....
After lunch, she invited me to her
apartment....
WE went there.... She said, "Do you
mind if i go into the bedroom for a
minute ?"
"OKAY", I said.... She came out 5min
later with a cake And My Wife, My
Parents, My Kids, My Friends & My
Colleagues....
All Screaming, SURPRISE....
And I was waiting on the sofa....
Naked Naked!!!!!!!!!!

Joke of d week:
I remember there was a girl, I really loved but I
never had the guts to tell her. One night, at around
11pm, I summoned some courage and sent her an
sms saying,'I love you so much, I wanna date u.
Please reply and tell me how u feel.'A few seconds
later I received a message alert on my phone. I
was sooo scared&tensed to open it that night, so
I decided not to check the reply in the morning
when I am less tensed.

When I woke up d next day, I said my
prayers, did my morning chores, brushed my
teeth,ate breakfast, took a bath, combed my hair,
then climbed back to my bed and gently picked up
my phone to read the message. So i started
reading.......:
.
.
.
(Dear customer you have insufficient balance to
complete your request. kindly recharge your
account and try again).

Datz 9ice I love dat pix(gangstar)

LesbianBoy: Haters shey you all can see. Davido's got a gun! if u talk nansense he gun you down O TAN!

guy u need 2 shut up,am nt surprise c d name pasin dy ansa LESBIANBOI mpama

#80million:
*speechless*

men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speechless

Tnx 4 d ansa cuz am even confuse b4