₦airaland Forum

CorleonOfSicily:
I can now understand where your problem comes from; your mother could not point out who your real father is after she was begging all the men she slept with to no avail. I suggest you visit your frustration on your mother rather than coming here to announce your predicament to the whole world

When you're ready for your treatment & DNA tests, let me know. I'll foot the bill for you.

AsiwajuNdigbo:
Once they enter nigeria that 24yr old will get good job as manager with staff quarter, car, driver, wash maid, cook maid, gardner, gateman. Some of his domestic staffs are graduates themselves. In 5yrs the boy has learnt to speak broken, learnt to slap and kick his domestic staff, learnt to slap his subordinate staff at work, learnt to use nigerian police to terrorize any nigerian that opposes his slap. In 10yrs he has his own construction company or factory and has learnt to smuggle and run all kinds of underground blackmarkets. He still will not pay tax. He calls himself expatriate.

I used to know a Lebanese boy in Kano who ended up being a protocol officer at the Villa. Dude is so rich now he has his share of oil Wells & is linked to Diezani. Let me just stop here, we don't know who is who on NL.

CorleonOfSicily:
Slowpoke spotted! Go and treat the madness that is staple in your family, if not what killed your father will soon kill you. I am sure you don't know more than doctors.
Nevertheless, from the picture of your father you posted, I know you should not know anything better than a donkey.
Efulefu!

Please don't mind how my previous message was delivered, just take the advice and stop breeding kids who only eat their mucus because they can't eat properly.

There is nothing wrong with Peak products but if you feel otherwise, go do DNA test and confirm if they're really your kids. I know you have doubts, just run tests and stop spitting like you need to treat rabies.

CorleonOfSicily:
WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!
Parents beware of PEAK123 & PEAK 456. There are nothing but poison and sugar in excess quantity to your child's health. Presently, I am battling in the hospital to save my child because of this evil milk. Be warned!

Cowbell staff spotted.

If your child is allergic to milk, don't blame anyone but yourself who should've been more observant. Next time treat your weak genes before having children.

Professorcplus:
I hope this is not stagged. How manage the bird escape from captive.

Bros, Oyinbo no dey slave animals anyhow. They freed the Falcon to go live in the wild but our people with their skorr-skorr for head decided to kill it.

Man's cruelty to animals is common in a third world country like this waste bin called Nigeria.

sodiqapril:
Lao Mohammed has finally used his mouth to drag fg into trouble

Hahahahaa seriously. Another person in this useless gov't that has the capacity to misyarn is Oshiomole. He's an underrated misyarner!

osarog:
How long are you supposed to survive with this ?

Using Lai Mohammed's theory of N30/plate of rice in Kano, we can estimate 555 days of 3 square meals for one individual.

555x3x30=N49,950

BigSarah:
Why is this newsworthy? I’d be damned if it makes FP

Damn you niqqa!

patani:
Likewise thesame way God can use Joe Biden who you all bileive is an antichrist..So leave God and let him do his wonders

You're right sir. We all pray to find God even in our darkest place.

JoeEeL:
Then let God use the worst sinner Joe Biden. Shebi he's the anti-christ? What else could be worse than Trump?

Let God use Biden who's worse and stop disturbing the airspace abeg.

This is what you sound like. Don't be moronic or too wise in your own little understanding.

Afamed:
What do you expect from a conspiracy theory pastor.


Trump who has divorced on 3 occasions is their own brand of Christianity . Bird of the feather

Even the worst sinner can be a tool to project the glory of God. Don't judge any man.

NaijaBoy213:
apc fan, abeg Park well

E pain am! Na you be APC fan!
Your 600 years suffering for voting that slowpoke has just begun!

Palliative Hunter! You want data and you dey yab! You never ready!!

Sell your phone & use some of the money to buy data plan.

punisha:


If trump wins this, I'm giving 0.03 eth to 10 people here!

We believe in the same government!


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No forget ya guy oh! Win na win. Man need this Eth giveaway for real.

Deffjam:
Can somebody help me to analyse the good and bad sides of the both president.

i checked all the punting sites and joe biden is the favourite to win, i dont know why.

Just like in Nigeria, it's easy for PDP to win in the media, but the dullard has more fan base in APC who are fanatics but not media saavy.

In America, Democrats own the mainstream media. Don't believe everything you see on them. There are more black supporters for Trump than you have in 2016.

akaahs:
let me just respect d oil on ya head

No fear, na veseline wey him & Buhari dey use masturbatê dey him head. He's a fake priest!

ezugegere:
Breathing and they didn't rush him to the hospital?

He might have been in coma & presumed dead.

Tell them you're no longer interested. Get her pregnant and marry her for fraction of the cost.

If the white man hadn't taught us that it was safe to see a talking bird, religion would've made us believe Parrots are humans who transformed into birds to wreck havoc.

Omotaday:
They don’t look happy. Trump using human lives as chess.

Is there any army in the world that is happy to go to war?