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What! there's no nudity in this story!
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Symphony007: FIRST FAMILY OF RUSSIA.
The putin's

Can someone please explain why this pic is so turning me on right now... Cos i'm fEeling weird

Symphony007: ROYAL FAMILY OF SWAZILAND.

till now i never knew that there was a country called swaziland... Oh my gosh this my favorite african country right know...ogbeni if a princess/queen can show such amazing assets in public... Dude i might as just live there #chai diaries boooobs oh...

Brb

TAKE THE FOLLOWING STEPS. 1 Six hours after her Rigor mortis,weep no more and fuckq a prostitute. 2 The next day meet a new girl fuckq her and break her heart before your spouse wake keeping 3 immediately after she's six feet in the ground, sue her parents and take your bride price back. 6 use the money to pay for the bride price of the next girl, then fuckq her and keep on fuckqing until the cycle repeats it self *wink*. But if you love her so much, do this as do this to your next spouse. Because Life is a B!tch and death is her sister. Note that this instruction is for men but if you are a lady...#eye one two four Q#

YOU ARE A NIGERIAN IF... 1 If a woman becomes your wife without marriage or paying the bride price you are a nigerian. 2 If the news of someone being kidnapped sounds old to you. 3 If can't spend money on your relatives Health rather you spend all you have for a befitting burial. 4 If you're walking or driving in lagos, you see someone shitting in public or urinating, you see a large pile of refuse dump by the road and you think is normal. 5 If you're going to Aba and you see a corpse by the roadside but yet you still walk around and don't give a Fuckq about it. 6 If you blame all your problems on witches and wizards in the village and you think a pussy cat is evil. 7 If you can live your life very normally without electricity(nepa). 8 If you go to a "REAL" hospital only when you're are about to die or have a serious accident and yet you still have the strenth to call your pastors. 9 If. A blind man can still cheat you in business. 10 all white people are Americans.

annawhite: thank God for the gift of imagination # u be tief

that's what them gurls always say but they still end up sucking the juice from my golden globe. You can call me Hugh Gerection. # eye one two four Q #

i hardly say I LOVE YOU when i can easily say I LOVE SOUP. And my reply is always, YOU THINK SO? Uhmm, Can I fuckq you now or as a gentle man i will say WOULD LIKE TO BLOW ME. And when she has finished blowing my mallet, my precious golden hammer, my number two source of happiness and pleasure. I will calmly and gently look at her innocent face and say GET THE FUckQ OUT OF MY HOUSE,B!TCH!!!, don't you know i have a gurlfriend. funny enough they always come back *wink* #eye one two four Q.

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Xion: Macsika have you gotten your IV?

nope! What about you?

ayusco85: After taking my time to read this post, even though there is none of my business. Well I ve one word to say......................



#Bazinga............. **in sheldon coopers voice**











*continues sipping his hot lipton tea without sugar*

i love that show THe big bang theory.

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Nice

Sounds like a joke. My gosh, Does it mean that only a kid can talk the president into acting reasonably. I guess we should get more foreign kids like this girl to teach the Government how to be leaders and not politicians.


Till then Check out Sia's new Album
1000 forms of fear.

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Last to comment Yay!

After reading and re-reading this. I couldn't help the fact that i'm so happy right now. Most of what was written, really touched my Aortic valve. Thanks Original Poster.

Okay nice, but, does this mean that he's 96 and has lived one more year. Can anyone explain why someone who's dead get to celebrate a Birthday? I mean he's Dead. If he's birthday is still celebrated, what about his death day?

Nice cup

Male and Female (1919)

Since this was a Cecil B. DeMille production (a silent adaptation of the play "The Admirable Crichton" by J. M. Barrie), it was bound to contain lurid or sensational scenes - typical of DeMille's brash and extravagant Biblical epics that always found an excuse to combine religion with sex. It was the biggest Paramount Pictures hit of its year, and notable for screen siren star Gloria Swanson, at the height of her popularity, displaying many elaborate and elegant costumes.

This film, suggestively titled, featured a contrived plot that starred Gloria Swanson as snobby, pampered and spoiled socialite Lady Mary Lasenby (the female of the title) who engaged in a restrained and short extra-marital love affair with her respectful and dutiful butler (the male of the title), Crichton (Thomas Meighan). Their improper relationship occurred when they had become shipwrecked on a deserted South Seas tropical island where roles were inverted, and she learned lessons about class differences and the social hierarchy.

Swanson was seen in a half-naked risque bathing scene in a sunken marble bathtub (filled with rosewater) in the film's beginning. Later in a fantasy and dreamy "King of Babylon" sequence, the leads were recast as a haughty monarch and feisty slave. Swanson was portrayed as a Christian slave girl in a leopard-print dress - including her sentencing by the king to descend into a Babylonian lion's den as "The Lion's Bride" (with "sacred lions of Ishtar") wearing a gown of pearls with a feathered headdress.

Back to God's Country (1919, Can.)

This exploitative melodrama, by actress/writer/producer Nell Shipman (and directed by David Hartford), was probably the most successful Canadian silent feature film. It was taglined: "Is the Nude Rude?" - and due to its lurid advertising, it became the highest-grossing Canadian film made during the silent era.

It featured the first full-frontal female nudity of a "star" in the history of cinema (in a nude-swimming scene, although she was covered by a flesh-covered leotard of some kind).

Anders als die Andern (1919, Germ.) (aka Different From the Others)

Director Richard Oswald's silent film (only half of which survives) was reportedly the first representation of male homosexuality ("the third sex") in a feature-length film, and the first screen depiction of a gay bar (with gay males and butch females). It was also notable for sympathetically portraying homosexuality.

The two ill-fated lovers were prominent pianist Paul Korner (Conrad Veidt) and his young music student, Kurt (Fritz Schulz). The film had a tragic ending (suicide for Korner) when he was blackmailed (threats of exposure) for being homosexual, and facing jail time for violating anti-homosexuality statutes, and the social stigma of being outed.

The controversial film was banned by the Nazis and all prints were ordered destroyed, although one incomplete print surfaced in the Ukraine. The film's themes were repeated in Victim (1961, UK), with Dirk Bogarde.

Tarzan of the Apes (1918)

In this ten-reel silent film - the first screen version of Edgar Rice Burrough's jungle character, Tarzan at ten years old (Gordon Griffith as younger ape-boy Tarzan, Elmo Lincoln as adult) was almost nude for much of the first third of the film.

Then, he abruptly thought to himself: "Clothes! At the bottom of his little English heart survived a longing for them" - and adopted clothes to cover himself.

The breasts and buttocks of African natives (called "negroes" in their camp were also briefly shown.

Isle of Love (1918) (aka An Adventuress (1920))

Young starlet Virginia Rapp (with the screen name of Rappe), who was later portrayed as the victim in the rape/murder case/scandal involving silent film comedian Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle on Labor Day 1921, appeared in this film. She and other participants laid the blame on Arbuckle before her death four days later of a ruptured bladder and peritonitis.

She ultimately appeared in small roles in about 10 films during her short career, and had developed a trampish reputation as one who would frequently strip and sometimes modeled in the nude.

Her biographical information claimed multiple abortions, venereal disease, dabbling in prostitution, and an out-of-wedlock child raised by foster care.

Mack Sennett's "Bathing Beauties"

Comedy pioneer and "King of Comedy" Mack Sennett popularized his sexually-appealing "bathing beauties" starlets. The swimsuited beauties were usually uncredited swimsuit models, although some became famous leading ladies, such as Juanita Hansen, Phyllis Haver, Gloria Swanson and the original bathing beauty Mabel Normand.

Sennett had them appear bare-legged in his cheaply-made popular slapstick comedies. Although he was accused of exploiting their bodies by the Temperance Movement, they remained highly popular - and racy for their time.

The Chief Cook (1917)

In this Billy West (a Charlie Chaplin imitator) short silent comedy, Oliver Hardy appeared as Babe, the head of a touring theatre boarding house who inevitably caused trouble for West.

The slapstick two-reeler contained a brief sequence in which the Star Boarder (Billy West) voyeuristically spied through a keyhole upon a young woman named Dolly (blonde starlet Ellen Burford) taking a bath. At one point, she draped herself over the tub, allowing a nude glimpse.

Cleopatra (1917)

This elaborately-produced film (now presumed lost) from the Fox Film Corporation was one of vamp Theda Bara's biggest hits. It was the sexy star's first film made in studios on the West Coast, and her most famous film - although only fragments exist today.

When the film was promoted, publicists realized that her name Theda Bara was an anagram for "Arab Death." The fact was overly exaggerated with the claim that she was the reincarnated daughter of Seti, high priest of the pharaohs, and in a past life was actually Cleopatra.

In the over two-hour long epic, she portrayed the historical Queen of Egypt Cleopatra -- noted for her risque and bare-breasted costuming. She was seen nearly nude with the contours of her breasts held by two curving gold asps, and she wore a gown with spidery embroidery over her crotch.

The Vixen (1916) (aka The Love Pirate)

In this lost film, Theda Bara took the role of spoiled, deceiving nymphomaniac "vixen" Elsie Drummond.

She wooed Wall Street businessman Martin Stevens (A. H. Van Buren) away from his interest in her sweet sister Helen (Mary G. Martin). She continued to seek after rich men, eventually marrying young statesman Knowles Murray (Herbert Heyes) (again stolen from Helen) - but still willing to be unfaithful with Stevens who had since regained his fortune.

Purity (1916)

After her appearance a year earlier in Inspiration (1915) (see above), sculptor's model Audrey Munson also appeared nude in another silent film, Rea Burger's 7-reel Purity (1916), in a dual role, as a spirit figure and as an artist's nude model named Purity/Virtue.

The National Board of Review allowed nudity in the film, as long as it was shot at a distance and posed motionless (or viewed only momentarily).

Even with some censored (or edited) scenes, the film was banned in various places (Kansas, and in the cities of Dallas and Washington). The New York Times called the film "offensive," claiming that Munson as Purity was a "beautiful figure of a famous model exploited on the screen."

Intolerance (1916)

D. W. Griffith's lurid epic Intolerance (1916) featured bare-breasted, lightly-draped women ("virgins of the sacred fires of life") in love temples, in the tinted Babylonian sequences.

Daughter of the Gods (1916)

This controversial film (filmed in Jamaica) starred Australian-born swimming and diving champ Annette Kellermann (the "Esther Williams of the silent era". It was Kellermann's second feature film, and also the most expensive film of its decade at $1 million.

Earlier Kellermann films included Siren of the Sea (1911), The Mermaid (1911), and her first feature film, the underwater fantasy Neptune's Daughter (1914). [The biopic Million Dollar Mermaid (1952), with aquatic star Esther Williams, was based upon Kellermann's life.] She was called "the world's most perfectly-formed woman" and "The Australian Mermaid," and billed as "the Diving Venus."

In 1910, she had already gained attention for advocating the scandalous-at-the-time one-piece bathing suit, for which she was arrested in Boston Harbor.

She caused a great stir when publicity posters displayed her naked, with her long flowing hair covering her breasts and pubic region. She was one of the first major female stars to appear nude on screen.