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Business / Re: EFCC Freezes 300 Illegal Forex Accounts by macsika: 7:45pm On Apr 23
This will help curb all those speculators

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Family / Re: I Want To Run Away From Home by macsika: 4:19pm On Jun 10, 2023
Girlee:
[I'm pained!
I just want to know "how people run away from home".
I know I've got nowhere to go to and no one to run to but all I can think of right now is how I must leave this house, the negative vibes, the toxicity and hate.

My dad bought so many bags of cement, trips of sand to build his house. How much did I ask for?

I can't do what my mates are doing in the street because I just can't. If not, I just might have been one of those underaged prostitutes or thieves.
God has so much helped me because I've thought of so many crazy things to do but Christ in me won't allow it.

I want to be free abeg!
How do I run away from home?😩

What state do you live?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Wolves (5 - 0 ) On 28th May 2023 by macsika: 2:53pm On May 28, 2023
I'm so disappointed that I genuinely don't care how this turns out. cry
Car Talk / Re: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by macsika: 11:38am On Mar 13, 2022
GAZZUZZ:


Alhamdulillah.....

Like I said earlier, no one steals a hybrid.





https://www.nairaland.com/7024670/stolen-vehicle-please-toyota-camry#110935363

Please can you educate me on what a hybrid car means, I'm not very knowledgeable about cars.
Car Talk / Re: Stolen Vehicle: Please My Toyota Camry Was Stolen Yesterday In Lagos by macsika: 11:29am On Mar 13, 2022
eherbal:
Idiot doesn't probably know what he stole. Car will be rejected and parked somewhere angrily. Color is a turn off too. Pls let's know if recovered. I'm guessing between today to Sunday grin

I came back here to read your comment. You were right. It's been found. I'm not very knowledgeable about cars, can you please tell what a hybrid car means.
Politics / Re: Zakari Alfa: The Top 3 Aspirants In PDP Are Atiku, Atiku And Atiku by macsika: 7:13pm On Mar 03, 2022
On a more serious note, who else has the capacity to match Tinubu in money, influence, and corruption in PDP aside Atiku this coming election.

If anyone else aside Atiku runs against Tinubu, that person will lose so hard his next generation will feel the impact.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Thief Almost Planked To Death In Bayelsa, After Being Caught (Graphic by macsika: 11:21pm On Oct 27, 2019
If we hate criminals like this in this country, how come we don't channel that same amount of energy towards corrupt leaders?

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Sports / Re: Nine Reasons Why Man United Can Beat Liverpool by macsika: 4:55pm On Oct 16, 2019

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Jobs/Vacancies / Job Openings At Bel Royale Beauty Palace (port Harcourt Branch) by macsika: 10:31pm On Jul 06, 2019
Hi all,

The management of Bel Royale Beauty Palace is calling on skilled and focused individuals for its newly opened Beauty Palace in Port Harcourt.

The following positions are currently open:

1. Assistant Beauty Salon Manager.

2. Barbers.

3. Hair Stylists.

4. Pedicure/Manicure & Nail Stylist.

5. Makeup Artist.

Hurry and grab this opportunity now!!

Application Requirement:

1. Live in Port Harcourt.
2. Friendly and approachable.
3. You are skilled at whatever position you apply.
4. Willing to adhere to the guidelines and branding culture that we uphold. The first 3 days to 1 week is dedicated to the free training session on how we operate.
5. Work as a full-time staff.


To apply,

Call or Whatsapp: 08162159092
Email: belroyalesalon@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Presidential Aspirant Gives PDP 48 Hours To Drop Atiku, Calls For Fresh Primarie by macsika: 6:44am On Dec 05, 2018
I love his enthusiasm. Unfortunately, it's waste of time and money.

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Education / Re: Best Five University Hostels In Nigeria(photos) - Kinesthouse by macsika: 12:56pm On Jul 07, 2018
satelliteDISH:
Wow! I can vividly remember that room on the Aisha Kande Hall. I lived there before. Op, is the security man called Bobby still working there? I used to send him on errands and he enjoys the tips that i give him too.
Liar!!! That's a female hostel!

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Education / Re: You Remember Short Hand From Business Studies? How Has It Helped You? by macsika: 8:53am On Jan 13, 2018
internationalman:
shame on those teachers that made us believed that
E.G means 'for example' instead of 'example given'

i.e means 'that is' instead of 'in essence'...

You're wrong on all levels. Stop misleading people.

I.e. and e.g. are both abbreviations for Latin terms.

I.e. stands for id est and means roughly "that is."

E.g. stands for exempli gratia, which means “for example.”

Your teachers were right all along, you just weren't paying attention.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Presides Over First FEC Meeting Of 2018 by macsika: 12:48pm On Jan 10, 2018
This is the start of how it all ends.

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Science/Technology / Re: What Will Our World Look Like In A Thousand Years From Now? by macsika: 3:34pm On Nov 20, 2017
tensazangetsu20:
I can predict for the next 50 years

China becomes the world's biggest economy, followed by US, then India. No single bully superpower means less conflict in the world.

Africa becomes a major economic growth centre of the world, Europe stagnates.

Britain's economy flourishes after over a decade of pain from Brexit. It is the most dynamic economy in Europe.

Israel given up most of occupied Palestine due to international pressure stemming from continued declining support of the occupation from American Jews. The conflict is over.

Of the 20 largest companies in the world, 19 are tech.

Driverless cars ubiquitous, car ownership collapses, most car manufacturers go bust. 60% of the world’s automated cars are driven by Google (Waymo).

Mass unemployment due to automation, wealth inequality at unprecedented levels.

Google (Alphabet) is easily the largest company in the world.

Apple does a BlackBerry.

40% of higher education courses have more cloud-based teaching than physical teaching.

This is courtesy of asim quareshi. He's the original author of these post and I hundred percent agree with him

He was asking about your own point of view. Not copying and pasting an answer from quora.

I read this answer on quora about a week ago.

Just saying.
Events / Re: Early Pictures Of Calabar Carnival (master Blaster Band) by macsika: 1:56pm On Dec 28, 2016
Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Daughter, Purity, All Grown Up by macsika: 1:14pm On Apr 15, 2016
OMG shocked shocked shocked
I couldn't help but noticed that at 1:14 pm, there has been 13 replies, and my comment is at the middle.

If you read this comment, then you must be either of the following.

1) The doubters will read my comment and recount it to be sure, which makes them jobless.

2) The ITK's will read this comment, count it and quote me, which makes them super jobless.

3) The mad men/women will read this comment to the end, read the quote of the ITK's, count it, read the comment again to be sure that they are not mad, and afterwards they will quote me. These ones are hyper jobless.

4) The lazy people will read this comment and skip it. They won't as much as reply, like or share, only to realise three days later that they missed out on a joke. then, they will go on a searching spree looking for this post just to read it again and do nothing. I call them the pro- jobless.

5) The mad ITK's are those that will read this comment in search of grammar errors, capitalisation, sentence structure and SVA, and when they find nothing (even after I poposely misspelt tree wards). They won't still notice. They are the omni-jobless.

7)

cool The curious ones will be wondering while I skipped seven. They are usually the ones who always go to parties for item 7, they are lazy, ITK's and desperately wanna know what seven is. They are the super-hyper-omni-jobless. (well if you must know, number seven is in a different post-altogether.)

9) The classy guys and gurls are those that will read this, smile and either like it or share. And these are the ones that are not-jobless.

10) The wailer's will read this comment, feel guilty and miserable, and then quote me just to tell me I'm also jobless. These ones "no get hand-work."

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Education / Re: Nigerian University With the Highest Number Of Rich Kids? by macsika: 11:12pm On Mar 30, 2016
AccidentalGenius:
AUN. American university of Nigeria. We spend at least a semester abroad

dude, are you in aun?
Politics / Re: Biafra Protesters Attack Rivers Residents by macsika: 9:47am On Jan 18, 2016
kingzizzy:
Smells like fake news. How many businesses are open on a Sunday?

This isnt a false news. It happened.
Sports / Re: 8 Nigerian Athletes Fail Doping Test As They Tested Positive by macsika: 6:31pm On Jan 16, 2016
This is great news. This means they will go to heaven.

As an expert in weedology, weeds gotten from Nigeria can make you an everlasting most high. Like If you get what I mean.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria’s Ighalo Wins EPL Player Of The Month Award by macsika: 6:30pm On Jan 16, 2016
Who cares?
Sports / Re: Nigeria’s Ighalo Wins EPL Player Of The Month Award by macsika: 6:28pm On Jan 16, 2016
This is awkward.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Imo State by macsika: 6:23pm On Jan 16, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Have A Job Interview With Diamond Bank. by macsika: 6:23pm On Jan 16, 2016
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Science/Technology / Re: Hen Raped And Killed By Other Cocks (video) by macsika: 6:22pm On Jan 16, 2016
I just read through the comments and from the response, I'm never gonna watch that.

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TV/Movies / Re: If You Had To Be Trapped In A TV Show For A Month, Which Would You Choose? by macsika: 6:17pm On Jan 16, 2016
Game of thrones. So I can make them repent for their. tongue grin



However, even if I get 1 million, I'll never accept to be in super stories.

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TV/Movies / Re: All White Oscar Nominations Causes A Stir: See Peoples Reactions On Twitter by macsika: 4:57pm On Jan 15, 2016
Where is it
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Favourite Tv Series by macsika: 10:37pm On Jan 06, 2016
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Forum Games / Can You Solve This Chinese Grad School Puzzle? by macsika: 8:00am On Aug 07, 2015
Been feeling pretty good about yourself lately? Perhaps like you aren't a complete slowpoke? That ends now.
Yet another math/logic question, meant for elementary school kids, is fooling somewhat competent adults around the Internet for being, well, too simple.


The puzzle displays six numbered parking spots with a car blocking one number from view. The question asks test-takers to identify number on the blocked spot in just 20 seconds.

Programming / Re: Hack++ Code Editor by macsika: 10:41pm On Jul 29, 2015
This is great work.
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From MTV Mama Awards 2015 by macsika: 10:22pm On Jul 18, 2015
Uhmmm.... no offence but... I don't fvck with you.
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And Wife (before And After Photos ) by macsika: 8:52am On Jul 14, 2015
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