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A wise man once said, “Not all of them but always them”.

Where are the Nigerians criticizing USAID? It’s crazy that the same people criticizing USAID will come out to wail when its repercussions come up. You guys do not want US opinions in Nigeria affairs but you want its money.

That explains their recent social media stunt. I knew it was publicity stunt to release a music. Nigerian artists and using controversial behaviors to publicize their craft never cease to amaze me.

Arsenal wins EPL and Champions League.

Character limit is insane.

Who’s the lady wearing blue?

She’s has enough original content.

Isn’t it wonderful to see that the minimum wage of the giant of Africa is smaller amongst this entire countries and yet the passport cost is dragging top spot with them.

I’m glad they couldn’t find countries in Europe of the Americas to compare with as usual like they do with taxes and everything that benefits them and not the citizens.

We are comparing ourselves now to Sudan and Cameroon.

Hippopotamus or Lion. They both can’t climb. Tiger and Bear is a death sentence. They can climb, run and swim.

Man just casually received more than the annual budget of a certain country as pocket money.

No pics of the hostel. Just people politicking as usual

The amount of planning and effort needed to do this is enough to put it in a handwork but these younginns want fast money

No one. Not a single soul except to pray.

I’ll wait for perplexity pro to include it.

They should pray that the Houthis or ISIS don’t remember them.

That’s incredible and applaudible

This will help curb all those speculators

Girlee:
[I'm pained!
I just want to know "how people run away from home".
I know I've got nowhere to go to and no one to run to but all I can think of right now is how I must leave this house, the negative vibes, the toxicity and hate.

My dad bought so many bags of cement, trips of sand to build his house. How much did I ask for?

I can't do what my mates are doing in the street because I just can't. If not, I just might have been one of those underaged prostitutes or thieves.
God has so much helped me because I've thought of so many crazy things to do but Christ in me won't allow it.

I want to be free abeg!
How do I run away from home?😩

What state do you live?

I'm so disappointed that I genuinely don't care how this turns out.

GAZZUZZ:
Alhamdulillah.....

Like I said earlier, no one steals a hybrid.




https://www.nairaland.com/7024670/stolen-vehicle-please-toyota-camry#110935363

Please can you educate me on what a hybrid car means, I'm not very knowledgeable about cars.

eherbal:
Idiot doesn't probably know what he stole. Car will be rejected and parked somewhere angrily. Color is a turn off too. Pls let's know if recovered. I'm guessing between today to Sunday

I came back here to read your comment. You were right. It's been found. I'm not very knowledgeable about cars, can you please tell what a hybrid car means.

On a more serious note, who else has the capacity to match Tinubu in money, influence, and corruption in PDP aside Atiku this coming election.

If anyone else aside Atiku runs against Tinubu, that person will lose so hard his next generation will feel the impact.

If we hate criminals like this in this country, how come we don't channel that same amount of energy towards corrupt leaders?

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I love his enthusiasm. Unfortunately, it's waste of time and money.

satelliteDISH:
Wow! I can vividly remember that room on the Aisha Kande Hall. I lived there before. Op, is the security man called Bobby still working there? I used to send him on errands and he enjoys the tips that i give him too.

Liar!!! That's a female hostel!

internationalman:
shame on those teachers that made us believed that
E.G means 'for example' instead of 'example given'

i.e means 'that is' instead of 'in essence'...

You're wrong on all levels. Stop misleading people.

I.e. and e.g. are both abbreviations for Latin terms.

I.e. stands for id est and means roughly "that is."

E.g. stands for exempli gratia, which means “for example.”

Your teachers were right all along, you just weren't paying attention.

This is the start of how it all ends.

tensazangetsu20:
I can predict for the next 50 years

China becomes the world's biggest economy, followed by US, then India. No single bully superpower means less conflict in the world.

Africa becomes a major economic growth centre of the world, Europe stagnates.

Britain's economy flourishes after over a decade of pain from Brexit. It is the most dynamic economy in Europe.

Israel given up most of occupied Palestine due to international pressure stemming from continued declining support of the occupation from American Jews. The conflict is over.

Of the 20 largest companies in the world, 19 are tech.

Driverless cars ubiquitous, car ownership collapses, most car manufacturers go bust. 60% of the world’s automated cars are driven by Google (Waymo).

Mass unemployment due to automation, wealth inequality at unprecedented levels.

Google (Alphabet) is easily the largest company in the world.

Apple does a BlackBerry.

40% of higher education courses have more cloud-based teaching than physical teaching.

This is courtesy of asim quareshi. He's the original author of these post and I hundred percent agree with him

He was asking about your own point of view. Not copying and pasting an answer from quora.

I read this answer on quora about a week ago.

Just saying.

Lol

OMG
I couldn't help but noticed that at 1:14 pm, there has been 13 replies, and my comment is at the middle.

If you read this comment, then you must be either of the following.

1) The doubters will read my comment and recount it to be sure, which makes them jobless.

2) The ITK's will read this comment, count it and quote me, which makes them super jobless.

3) The mad men/women will read this comment to the end, read the quote of the ITK's, count it, read the comment again to be sure that they are not mad, and afterwards they will quote me. These ones are hyper jobless.

4) The lazy people will read this comment and skip it. They won't as much as reply, like or share, only to realise three days later that they missed out on a joke. then, they will go on a searching spree looking for this post just to read it again and do nothing. I call them the pro- jobless.

5) The mad ITK's are those that will read this comment in search of grammar errors, capitalisation, sentence structure and SVA, and when they find nothing (even after I poposely misspelt tree wards). They won't still notice. They are the omni-jobless.

7)

The curious ones will be wondering while I skipped seven. They are usually the ones who always go to parties for item 7, they are lazy, ITK's and desperately wanna know what seven is. They are the super-hyper-omni-jobless. (well if you must know, number seven is in a different post-altogether.)

9) The classy guys and gurls are those that will read this, smile and either like it or share. And these are the ones that are not-jobless.

10) The wailer's will read this comment, feel guilty and miserable, and then quote me just to tell me I'm also jobless. These ones "no get hand-work."

AccidentalGenius:
AUN. American university of Nigeria. We spend at least a semester abroad

dude, are you in aun?