Lol

I plan to own. One someday

I wish you the same. Wait is that even a thing?

Obasgilbert: mtcheeew.... Am seeing a lion.... to see more lions go to www.lion-liar.com

lol

Bad image.

Nigeria inn't lacking technology, all they lack is just good leaders and governance.

Just waiting

An unfaithful wife.

Is it bad if i 'LIKE' the the post?

Ok the love guru is here... Take my advice it works...
STep...
1 Dude, stop thinking about her for just one day, if you keep beating yourself up like this you might end up being hospitalized, and if eventually you die from h.b.p or mental break down, she won't care, the best thing she will do is to cry and move on exactly six days.

2 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Dude, Cut her slack. Give her a break okay, she might probaby be feeling confined and need to breath the fresh air of passion. According to the way you worked to get her to be your girl friend ( 3 times a month) *scoff*, its sounds like a stalker to me but yet, she was still friends with you. This means that she needed like a few months to figure out her emotions. To fall in love with you not just to be your girlfriend .

3 Quit being so superstitious and maintain good relationship with your physical friends. No one is trying to steal her from you or break you guys up. I mean, stop acting like a kid and try to be mature. Your friend gave you that advice not because he's a pervert but because he's a guy and your friend who has your best interest in heart. I know you expected him to say 'it'll be alright' well hello, boys will always be boys .

4 She will surely figure it out and come to you . If she's your soul mate then she knows WHERE THE HEART IS.

5 no matter who loves you know that jesus loves you more.

6 this is the best part *wait for it* when she finally comes around make sure you fuckq her like she's never been before. Make sure you fuckq her six times a day and i specially recommend you do it aggressive like life depends on it.

7 and the love glows while the fuckqing continues forever after.

And thats how the love guru sees it.
#eye one two four Q#

Ok the love guru is here... Take my advice it works...
STep...
1 Dude, stop thinking about her for just one day, if you keep beating yourself up like this you might end up being hospitalized, and if eventually you die from h.b.p or mental break down, she won't care, the best thing she will do is to cry and move on exactly six days.

2 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Dude, Cut her slack. Give her a break okay, she might probaby be feeling confined and need to breath the fresh air of passion. According to the way you worked to get her to be your girl friend ( 3 times a month) *scoff*, its sounds like a stalker to me but yet, she was still friends with you. This means that she needed like a few months to figure out her emotions. To fall in love with you not just to be your girlfriend .

3 Quit being so superstitious and maintain good relationship with your physical friends. No one is trying to steal her from you or break you guys up. I mean, stop acting like a kid and try to be mature. Your friend gave you that advice not because he's a pervert but because he's a guy and your friend who has your best interest in heart. I know you expected him to say 'it'll be alright' well hello, boys will always be boys .

4 She will surely figure it out and come to you . If she's your soul mate then she knows WHERE THE HEART IS.

5 no matter who loves you know that jesus loves you more.

6 this is the best part *wait for it* when she finally comes around make sure you fuckq her like she's never been before. Make sure you fuckq her six times a day and i specially recommend you do it aggressive like life depends on it.

7 and the love glows while the fuckqing continues forever after.

And thats how the love guru sees it.
#eye one two four Q#

This is epic... If you coined this yourself or not all i can say is thanks man.

Lol

Whoever paid for the school fees of the o.p will for into river niger and the person who stayed at home to train him will go to hell... This is the most fooolish ideology i've ever come across. And just as your signature quote you're really an educated illiterate. You are a typical hypocrite and a narcissist... People like you are those who put confusion in peoples marriages just because yours failed... RELATIONSHIP101 my asszs, go and get a life B!tch..

Uhmmm.... Happy sunday i just came back from church. Wait oh is this suppose to be good or bad news? [img][/img]

thanks o.p for this... I'm gonna bookmark most of them especially the health and science. But you forgot to add NAIRALAND. It covers all kinds of articles including yours.

For me... I know its out of topic but Africa has the best and most organised shaped and geography....it's so naturally endowed.

Of course... Guys are more faithful than girls. Gurls are general faithful for the money.

What! there's no nudity in this story!
#eye one two four Q#

Symphony007: FIRST FAMILY OF RUSSIA.
The putin's

Can someone please explain why this pic is so turning me on right now... Cos i'm fEeling weird

Symphony007: ROYAL FAMILY OF SWAZILAND.

till now i never knew that there was a country called swaziland... Oh my gosh this my favorite african country right know...ogbeni if a princess/queen can show such amazing assets in public... Dude i might as just live there #chai diaries boooobs oh...

Brb

TAKE THE FOLLOWING STEPS. 1 Six hours after her Rigor mortis,weep no more and fuckq a prostitute. 2 The next day meet a new girl fuckq her and break her heart before your spouse wake keeping 3 immediately after she's six feet in the ground, sue her parents and take your bride price back. 6 use the money to pay for the bride price of the next girl, then fuckq her and keep on fuckqing until the cycle repeats it self *wink*. But if you love her so much, do this as do this to your next spouse. Because Life is a B!tch and death is her sister. Note that this instruction is for men but if you are a lady...#eye one two four Q#

YOU ARE A NIGERIAN IF... 1 If a woman becomes your wife without marriage or paying the bride price you are a nigerian. 2 If the news of someone being kidnapped sounds old to you. 3 If can't spend money on your relatives Health rather you spend all you have for a befitting burial. 4 If you're walking or driving in lagos, you see someone shitting in public or urinating, you see a large pile of refuse dump by the road and you think is normal. 5 If you're going to Aba and you see a corpse by the roadside but yet you still walk around and don't give a Fuckq about it. 6 If you blame all your problems on witches and wizards in the village and you think a pussy cat is evil. 7 If you can live your life very normally without electricity(nepa). 8 If you go to a "REAL" hospital only when you're are about to die or have a serious accident and yet you still have the strenth to call your pastors. 9 If. A blind man can still cheat you in business. 10 all white people are Americans.

annawhite: thank God for the gift of imagination # u be tief

that's what them gurls always say but they still end up sucking the juice from my golden globe. You can call me Hugh Gerection. # eye one two four Q #

i hardly say I LOVE YOU when i can easily say I LOVE SOUP. And my reply is always, YOU THINK SO? Uhmm, Can I fuckq you now or as a gentle man i will say WOULD LIKE TO BLOW ME. And when she has finished blowing my mallet, my precious golden hammer, my number two source of happiness and pleasure. I will calmly and gently look at her innocent face and say GET THE FUckQ OUT OF MY HOUSE,B!TCH!!!, don't you know i have a gurlfriend. funny enough they always come back *wink* #eye one two four Q.

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Xion: Macsika have you gotten your IV?

nope! What about you?

ayusco85: After taking my time to read this post, even though there is none of my business. Well I ve one word to say......................



#Bazinga............. **in sheldon coopers voice**











*continues sipping his hot lipton tea without sugar*

i love that show THe big bang theory.

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