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Romance / Re: The Worst Invention Ever Made Against Women (graphic) by MadamVanessa(f): 8:31am On Oct 18
Personally i don't like condom, so instead of him using condom, i always teased him first to used his tongue in licking the pussy and the ass hole.., as i recently discovered that tongue fucck is more sweeter than dick fucck, and the orgasm is always out of this world.
Business / Re: One Month After AbokiFX Shutdown, Naira Fails To Rise by MadamVanessa(f): 6:01am On Oct 17
Useless country ruled by Idiotic thing from North.

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Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp Insists Mohammed Salah Is Better Than Ronaldo & Messi by MadamVanessa(f): 5:44am On Oct 17
Salah can be better than Ronaldo, but Salah is not anything close to LEGENDARY MESSI mbok. Infact let me not be biased here, Salah is not even close to Ronaldo mbok.

Salah only excell in club level, but in country Salah is shit but both Ronaldo and Messi did wonders in both clubs and in country .

It's an insult for Klopp to say that rubbish.

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Politics / Re: Bashir Magashi: 102 Pardoned Biafran Soldiers To Get Gratuities by MadamVanessa(f): 11:43am On Oct 16
Gratuity of shame, So Kanu Nnamdi neglected all the Biafra soldiers while spending on his easy virtue women even going to Kenya in Fendi to fucck oloshoes

Stale talk.

Come up with something new...Nnamdi is everything you and your lineage will wish to be, but sadly it can never happen.

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Politics / Re: Bashir Magashi: 102 Pardoned Biafran Soldiers To Get Gratuities by MadamVanessa(f): 11:33am On Oct 16
Useless zoo government want to do all they could to aligned with the greatest men that combat them for straight 2 years, 6 months, 1 week and 2 days that but not for the support of British government and other western countries, this greatest men would've crushed the cowards that full their useless army to smithereen.

In my best of knowledge , i dont think any true Biafran soldier care about this fuccken gratuity.. they should take their gratuity and shove down their anus.

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Sports / Re: 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by MadamVanessa(f): 8:21pm On Oct 15
There's no player past and present that can be compare to Messi.


Politics / Re: Agriculture Lifted 4.21m Nigerians Out Of Poverty —FG by MadamVanessa(f): 6:13pm On Oct 15
It shall never be well with Buhari even after death, the most hottest part of the hell Should be reserved and kept for him.

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Phones / Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using by MadamVanessa(f): 6:13pm On Oct 15
Google pixel 4


Politics / Re: Unconditional Release Of Nnamdi Kanu Our Demand - Biafra National Guard- Pics by MadamVanessa(f): 6:08pm On Oct 15
ipob terrorist don come with another terrorist faction.

From esn terrorist to ug m murderers, now bush guard killers..

And the only killed and dead people are yoour own people..

grin grin grin grin

You haven't seen anything yet, you'll cry and cry and wail behind your phone keyboard. This is just the beginning.


Politics / Re: Godfrey Chikwere Regains Freedom After Spending Days In Police Custody by MadamVanessa(f): 6:03pm On Oct 15
Umahi turned a terrrorist all in a bid to please one skeletal idiot from Daura.

You see the reason we don't need anything that has connection with APC in Biafraland.


Religion / Re: Pastor Says You Won't Make Heaven If Your Eat Titus Fish And Vitamin C by MadamVanessa(f): 3:16pm On Oct 15
And see how some of the learned people who are well exposed in the congratulation will subscribe immediately to this false preaching.
Crime / Re: Paedophile, Pregnant U.S Teacher Arrested For Raping A 15 Years Old Boy (Pics) by MadamVanessa(f): 3:03pm On Oct 15
It seems in America pedophile women outnumbered men. Because there's no single week i do not read of women raping young boys in America.

It's always shameful as a lady reading stuffs like this. Having a Love Machine within one reach is far more better than this disgraceful act. If i am horrrny i use my dillldo and masturbate. Na masturbate i masturbate i no kill person.

Also, i can't imagine myself leaving a monster looking dicck with veins allover it, and play around a boy of 15years old.. it's not my portion.

Diccck is sweet no doubt, but not a toddler's own.

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Crime / Re: Christ Embassy Church Pastors In Accra Ghana Are Into Witchcraft And Fraudsters by MadamVanessa(f): 3:03pm On Oct 15
Romance / Re: Reason Why Most Guys Don't Help Their Fellow Guus by MadamVanessa(f): 2:59pm On Oct 15
The interest to be paid is how much?
Romance / Re: What One Thing Will Bring A Smile To Your Face Now? by MadamVanessa(f): 2:57pm On Oct 15

What alert?

Credit alert (money)
Politics / Re: Nigerians Swarm Around Him As Bees Do Honey – Adesina Compares Buhari To Azikiwe by MadamVanessa(f): 2:52pm On Oct 15
Mentioning the lifeless vegetable in the same sentence with those honourable men Azikiwe and Awolowo, is a great insult and also a great unpardonable offense committed by Femidiot Adesinful.
Romance / Re: What One Thing Will Bring A Smile To Your Face Now? by MadamVanessa(f): 2:51pm On Oct 15
Alert and perhaps good sex from someone i am so in love with.
Politics / Re: Drop Your Arms, Get Education, Do Away With Evil – Fulani Christians Plead by MadamVanessa(f): 2:37pm On Oct 15
Education is not really the problem of north, but religion is. The way northern christians reason is top notched compared to how their Muslim counter parts reason. The level of rationality displayed by northern christians is second to non.

Christianity represent everything good, everything positive, everything that bring joy to mankind...while the other religion bring sorrows, unended sorrows to humanity.

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Politics / Re: Emotional Blackmailing By Biafrans Towards Yoruba Muslims by MadamVanessa(f): 2:28pm On Oct 15
Yoruba Muslims are slaves to northern caliphate. They dance to the rhythm of the northern caliphate drums, the asslick the northern caliphate so much that what the northern caliphate doesn't want, they do not waste their time in given the northern caliphate their support.

Most of the Yoruba leaders that are Muslims are so useless, case study is the frog eye man called Tinubu. That one can even keep mute even if the northern terrrorists wipe out the whole Yoruba tribe.

Another idiotic terrrorist of Yoruba tribe is that prof that majored in Allahu Akbar studies I think he's been called Mumuric.

Whether the Yoruba Muslims likes it or not, one thing is very certain that BIAFRA is here to stay forever.


Politics / Re: Nigerians More Attracted To Buhari Than Azikiwe, Awolowo, Says Femi Adesina by MadamVanessa(f): 2:26pm On Oct 15
Very shameless human called Femi Ade-SINful

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Mother, Nana Otedola Visits Her At Oxford University by MadamVanessa(f): 8:29am On Oct 14
Kub inua undecided

Abu anie akub inua?
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Stabs Friend To Death After Dreaming That He Was Sleeping With His Wife by MadamVanessa(f): 8:28am On Oct 14
Akem mfo afon o, kom Abasi etieti o ke udiongho ke seh mme awo ekid ke uwem

Afo asuk aba ke Akwa Ibom?
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Stabs Friend To Death After Dreaming That He Was Sleeping With His Wife by MadamVanessa(f): 5:49am On Oct 14
Idioko o.. Uwem abadier na?

Mme anoh Abasi ekom, mkpo isongho ye ami.
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Stabs Friend To Death After Dreaming That He Was Sleeping With His Wife by MadamVanessa(f): 8:51pm On Oct 13
Eyeneka mmi smiley

Ima mmi, ado die?
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Stabs Friend To Death After Dreaming That He Was Sleeping With His Wife by MadamVanessa(f): 10:05am On Oct 13
Looking at the man, one can see that he has some defect in his mental health. Let him face the full wrath of law, even if it mean for him to be kill and so be it.


Celebrities / Re: “My Son-in-law…” – Jada P’s Father Confirms Wizkid And His Daughter’s Marriage by MadamVanessa(f): 6:29pm On Oct 12

This man is so shameless..i pity poor Jada P , for having a father as shameless as this.


Sports / Re: What Story Will You Tell Your Children About This Legends? by MadamVanessa(f): 5:12pm On Oct 12
Messi Afon Akan Ronaldo na..

Akem mfo adoro
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Mother, Nana Otedola Visits Her At Oxford University by MadamVanessa(f): 4:53pm On Oct 12
So without pink attachment and wig, Cuppy can't carry any other color on her head. She's too obsessed with pink color. I hope she dye her pubic hairs pink color too.

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Politics / Re: Former Emir Of Kano Sanusi Vs Muhammad Sani Abdullahi (Video) by MadamVanessa(f): 4:43pm On Oct 12
Thief Gandollar thinks that he's going to be in power forever, forgetting that power is transient.

The bitter politics he's playing today will sure hunt the shameless thief tomorrow.

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Romance / Re: Abuja Has The Highest Number Of Feminists by MadamVanessa(f): 4:41pm On Oct 12

Are you sure you understand the meaning of feminism

No darling, and i will want you to educate me more.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Busted With 656 ATM Cards Remanded Again In Ghana by MadamVanessa(f): 4:32pm On Oct 12
So it's not only terrorism , banditry and raping underage and old vulnerable women that this uncircumcised idiots are into? They also add stealing of ATM cards to their CV.

No wonderr the holy book says "FEAR NORTH"

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warships Fire Missiles Near Japan ( Pics, Video) by MadamVanessa(f): 4:18pm On Oct 12

Until the philosophy which hold one race superior
And another inferior
Is finally and permanently
Discredited and abandoned
Everywhere is war
Me say war

That until there no longer first class and second class citizens of any nation
Until the colour of a man's skin is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes
Me say war

That until the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all
Without regard to race
Dis a war

That until that day, dream of lasting peace, world citizenship
Rule of international morality
Will remain in but a fleeting illusion to be pursued, but never attained
Now everywhere is war

And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes that hold our brothers in Angola
In Mozambique, South Africa
Sub-human bondage have been toppled, utterly destroyed
Well, everywhere is war
Me say war

War in the east
War in the west
War up north
War down south
War, war

Rumours of war
And until that day the African continent will not know peace
We Africans will fight, we find it necessary
And we know we shall win, as we are confident
In the victory

Of good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil
Good over evil, yeah
Good over evil
Good over evil, yeah

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