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Romance / Re: Remember The Lady Who Said She Can Not Date A Man Who Don't Have A Car(photo) by MadamVanessa(f): 7:18am On Dec 02, 2023
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These are two different people. You can only deceived the gullible.

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Food / Re: This Wicked Snake That's Killing My Christmas Chicken Was Finally Caught by MadamVanessa(f): 6:17am On Dec 02, 2023
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What on earth would make someone to kill a lovely creature like snake? Ignorant and føolishness can only be the reason.
Romance / Re: Killing Snake In Dream - Updated by MadamVanessa(f): 6:13am On Dec 02, 2023
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Figment of your own imagination , Stop being delusional.
Politics / Re: "Take Over Leadership Now" – Obasanjo Tells Nigerian Youths by MadamVanessa(f): 7:56pm On Dec 01, 2023
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So impossible. Majority of southwestern youths are clowns 🤡 let me not even talk of the northern youths, those ones live and act under the detect of imams.

The only youths we have in this country are south east and south south youths, never forgetting my ever rugged and ruthless Edo youths, I love those guys.

Others claiming to be youths are all stooges programmed to defend undefendable actions, justify unjustifiable deeds, rationalize irrational policies of these old nonentities called leaders.

Nigeria is a joke hence I can't be tired laughing at it.

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Davido Was Introduced And Recognized As An ‘outstanding Georgia Citizen’ by MadamVanessa(f): 7:41pm On Dec 01, 2023
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Grammy award loading heavily also. This guy is blessed. The only Yoruba guy I love sincerely.
Celebrities / Re: U.S State Of Georgia Assembly Awards Davido With The Outstanding Citizen Award by MadamVanessa(f): 7:38pm On Dec 01, 2023
God1000:
Congrats to him

The new generation of naija musicians are really trying, they've taken Afrobeat to another level.


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Not hating, but the current naija musicians are the dullest, with worst lyrical content. They're just lucky that their garbages are been promoted and hyped by Nigerians. Though Davido Is still my baby regardless.
Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Native Dish? (pictures) by MadamVanessa(f): 6:44pm On Dec 01, 2023
mariahAngel:


You people have variety of dishes ehn? Gosh!

Yes, and the beauty of my tribe is built upon that.

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Health / Re: More Teaching Hospitals Risk Shutdown Over Exodus Of Medical Professionals by MadamVanessa(f): 6:37pm On Dec 01, 2023
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This is not the worst, the worst s yet to come. Anything to make the zoo in shambles gives me orgasm.

Tinubu developed Lagos, but e reach Nigeria cement finished.clowns grin

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Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Native Dish? (pictures) by MadamVanessa(f): 6:33pm On Dec 01, 2023
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I love Afang, atama, Editan, edikan ikong soup, usung ikpong(pounded yam made out of cocoyam), anem ye akang (I don't know how to literally translate this in English, but those from Akwa Ibom will understand) . All these are my native Ibibio soups and food and I love them so much.

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Politics / Re: No Opposition Contestant As Mc Oluomo Is Re-elected As NURTW Chairman by MadamVanessa(f): 6:25pm On Dec 01, 2023
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There's nothing like opposition. remember the adage, "in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king"

When illiterates outnumbered the learned ones, this is always the results.
Politics / Re: Okada Riders Protest As Lagos Task Force Seizes Motorcycles by MadamVanessa(f): 5:14pm On Dec 01, 2023
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They should go back to their default work which is skull mining.
Politics / Troops Kill 52 Terrorists, Arrest ISWAP Leader In Bauchi by MadamVanessa(f): 4:13pm On Dec 01, 2023


The Defence Headquarters (DHQ) says troops of the Nigerian military and Department of State Service (DSS) have arrested a leader of Islamic State West Africa Province (ISWAP) in Bauchi stat

It said the ISWAP leader was arrested during a sting operation by the troops, on November 29, at Tarum Village located on the outside of Bauchi Metropolis.

Although the DHQ didn’t reveal the name, it said the ISWAP leader was incharge of North Central and North West zones.

The Director of Defence Media Operations, Maj.-Gen. Edward Buba, disclosed this in a statement on Friday, December 1.

According to the military high command, the arrest of the ISWAP leader was part of troops’ efforts at “targeting the leadership of terrorist groups to ensure they pose no further threat to the safety and security of citizens.”

Buba said ongoing military operations across the country have continued to decimate the fighting force of terrorists and other criminal elements, and reduced their fighting capacity.

He said: “The leadership of these groups remain the prime targets of ongoing operations. Accordingly, the armed forces remains determinate to destroy the terrorists, insurgents and violent extremist groups in the country and degrading their military capability,” Buba said.

The defence spokesperson said airstrikes by Nigerian Air Force (NAF’) aircrafts have destroyed several enclaves of terrorist leaders in the North West and North Central zones in the past week.
Buba said: [b]“The operations of the week in focus resulted in 52 neutralized terrorists, while 204 of them were arrested.


[“Troops also arrested 58 perpetrators of oil theft and rescued 234 kidnapped hostages.

“In the South South zone, troops recovered 267,700 litres of stolen crude oil, 567,700 litres of illegally refined diesel and 5,000 litres of kerosene.

“Troops destroyed 7 dugout pits, 25 boats, 47 storage tanks, 5 vehicles, 141 cooking ovens, one pumping machine, one outboard engine, one tricycle, one speedboat, one tugboat and 51 illegal refining sites.”

According to defence spokesperson, troops recovered 46 assorted weapons and 148 assorted ammunition, comprising 30 AK47 rifles, two josef magnum pump action gun, one double barrel gun, two single barrel guns, 12 locally made pistols, 13 dane guns, one hand grenade, nine locally made rifles, 3 RPG chargers, two locally made hand grenades.

Others, according to Buba, are 120 rounds of 7.62mm NATO, 364 rounds of 7.62mm special ammo, 54 live cartridges, 11 rounds of empty cases of 7.62mm special ammo, 32 magazines, 34 vehicles, 64 mobile phones, 47 motorcycles and sum of N1,582,690.00 amongst other items.



https://thenationonlineng.net/troops-kill-52-terrorists-arrest-iswap-leader-in-bauchi/

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Crime / Re: Islamic Gunmen Shoot At 2-month Old Christian Baby, Mother Killed by MadamVanessa(f): 3:37pm On Dec 01, 2023
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God punish all the headslamming terrorists in this world. May they all die painfully. Foolish fools.

Nigerian Christians are all weaklings, reason these uncircumcised fools think they have monopoly of violence here in Nigeria. Continue waiting for this terrorists enabler government to come to you rescue, till they wipe you all out .

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Properties / Re: Lagos Issues Stop Work Order To A Developer In Lekki (Photos) by MadamVanessa(f): 3:33pm On Dec 01, 2023
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Most dumbest and dullest commissioner ever. Illiterate commissioner forming woke.

Do your work and stop showing people nonsense. Even if you reduced all the buildings in Lagos to smithereens, heaven won't fall, so go on with your unprofessional method of tackling problems.

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Sports / Re: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by MadamVanessa(f): 3:13pm On Dec 01, 2023
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Not funny to me, we should rather pity the dog. Oh Poor dog!!!

The guy looks hungry. Obviously, he has been starving. Now these fools gave him dog. Where on earth do they expect him to see food and feed this dog? A man that can't feed himself, will have food to feed a dog. Why are Nigerians this stupid and irrational?

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Politics / Re: NAF Helicopter Crash-Lands In Port Harcourt by MadamVanessa(f): 12:31pm On Dec 01, 2023
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The only danger I see here is your horrible grammar. Did you go to school at all?? You just came here to mess yourself up.

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Lmao..your grammar is very perfect, I can see you went to school. Stark illiterate forming woke.
Politics / Re: NAF Helicopter Crash-Lands In Port Harcourt by MadamVanessa(f): 11:34am On Dec 01, 2023
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Zoo with substandard helicopters, puting the live of the officers in danger. Hope no live was lost? Sha na mumu de wan die for a 5th world country like this.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Gunmen Attack Kogi Rec’s Residence by MadamVanessa(f): 11:28am On Dec 01, 2023
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Security under the watch of INEC imposed frog eyes president is nothing to write home about.
Crime / Re: How Nigerian Police Made Me Withdraw N1.5M Victim Recounts Ordeal, Got Justice by MadamVanessa(f): 11:26am On Dec 01, 2023
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Only in the zoo.

This cursed place called zoo, littered by animals in form of police men.
Politics / Re: Igbos, Treat Lagos As A Shop, A Place Of Business,Not Home by MadamVanessa(f): 10:26am On Dec 01, 2023
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Treat that shitty place like trash. Lagos is overrated by illiterate, unexposed agberos. Nothing de there. Filthy and smelly.

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Sports / Re: Messi's Set Of Game-worn 2022 FIFA World Cup Jerseys Draws $5.2M Opening Bid by MadamVanessa(f): 9:36am On Dec 01, 2023
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GOAT things.

If I have the money, I will so buy this, because 10 years from now, one of those jersey will go for a billion dollars.

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Romance / Re: Marry A Single Mothers Is Like Buying Fairly Used Car by MadamVanessa(f): 9:33am On Dec 01, 2023
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Clown grin

Very stupid analogy
Family / Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by MadamVanessa(f): 8:49am On Dec 01, 2023
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Mummy oh you're home is fake, foolish and stupid

Nothing beats mummy oyoyo

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Travel / Re: Policeman Knocks Down Student While Chasing Motorcyclist In Ogun by MadamVanessa(f): 8:22am On Dec 01, 2023
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Only in zoo.

Whoever thought or imagine that this zoo will ever get better is drowning in self delusion.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Issues Directive From Custody, As Ohanaeze Hints At December Release by MadamVanessa(f): 8:14am On Dec 01, 2023
Pakute:

You dey call your younger brother's mate Daddy, shameless thing. Shiite members always go to Abuja to collect bullets for ELzakzaky untill he was released, even bokoharam dey carry weapon dey attack prison to release their members but what have ipob cowards done since the Kuje lord was picked up like beans?. The only thing those cowardly pigs have done is lock up their parents at home every Mondays.
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Atleast, Nnamdi Kanu was captured by a sovereign nation Nigeria. Now tell me, what have you lots done about few Fulanis herdsmen that chased and raped your mothers and sisters anally, killed your cowards brothers and fathers, Chased alot to Idp camp in Benin republic, what have you cowards done about that?

What have you cowards done about Illorin captured by the Fûlanis? isese festival banned by these Fulanis, Yoruba ancestral stool desecrated by this same Fulanis? What have you cowards done about that? Are Fulanis the government that you cowards can't fight? I laughed at your føolishness.

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Health / Re: Anambra Says 98,000 Persons Are Living With HIV/AIDS by MadamVanessa(f): 7:29am On Dec 01, 2023
Peacemaker5128:
You will hardly see a virgin girl of 10 years old in Anambra

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Yes, paedophile I agree with you. Why would you know that you won't see a 10 years old virgin in Anambra ? Because you're a paedophile that have been sleeping with underages there hence you know this. But one day God will expose you and you'll get caught, beaten and disgrace publicly then jail for life.

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