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Crime / Re: Kenyan Lecturer Nabbed His Wife, In Hotel Room With His Student by MadamVanessa(f): 6:42pm On Nov 18, 2022
decatalyst:
Just imagine!


If nah naija school, they guy go fail all rounder! The league of lectures go make sure say he no graduate grin grin


Just imagine the slate of cheating going on!

The other day, it was a "pastor" Pounding a church member property. embarassed


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Talk true say if you be this guy and you're in Nigeria school, you for get mind go back to that department? instead to jappa

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Politics / Re: Ipob Donates N3.5b, For Tinubu by MadamVanessa(f): 5:28pm On Nov 18, 2022
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The most foolish set of human on earth are those supporting Yekini Amoda.

Suddenly, they're not Mkpuru mmirri addict
Suddenly, they're not Biafla cannibals
Suddenly they're are not Lamidi Cownu urine sniffers/bingos

The reason I don't take them serious is that they don't have brain at all.

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Family / Re: My Uncle's New Wife Is Controlling Him. How She Embarassed Me. by MadamVanessa(f): 5:17pm On Nov 18, 2022
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Even though I am a woman, but I will say 87% problems in this world women are the cause.

Even though I should've heard from both side before dropping my judgement, but no, I can't, because I know what my gender is capable of doing.

But were you able to sort out for the rent?

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: Jose Gaya Ruled Out Of Spain, After Suffering An Injury In Training by MadamVanessa(f): 5:08pm On Nov 18, 2022
Nawttiboi007:
In ur wildest dream
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Present Argentina squad is equal to the task
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Reveals Identity Of APC Chieftain Who Laughed At Tinubu At Campaign by MadamVanessa(f): 4:53pm On Nov 18, 2022
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KingKO22:
IPOB are obsessed with Jagaban

They have concluded that their labour is in vein therefore they must work hard to bring Emilokan down

Effort in futility
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Not only vein but arteries

This people's English is always a replica of thîefnubu rotten smelly teeth

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Reveals Identity Of APC Chieftain Who Laughed At Tinubu At Campaign by MadamVanessa(f): 4:48pm On Nov 18, 2022
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Thièfnubu is a big joke , a føolish old slowpoke comedian, that you can't help but to laugh and at the same time be in so much bewilderment to see such foolishness and outrageous stupidity being displayed in public places by an old sick man.

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Food / Re: See What Happens In Norway When There Are Excess Apple On The Tree(pics) by MadamVanessa(f): 4:45pm On Nov 18, 2022
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Norway is one of the sane country in the world. Just Google Norway prison, and see the type of life prisoners are enjoying there.

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Family / Re: My Uncle Doesn't Want Me In His House by MadamVanessa(f): 3:39pm On Nov 18, 2022
Messi1:
I've always visited this my uncle at least four times a week. That is where I pass away time. His children all like me and any day I fail to come they must ask me why didn't come. I use the time i spend in his house to teach his children Mathematics and do their home work for them.

Today I was in his house, he stormed out from his room and ask if i don't help my mother at home. He yelled at me and what pain me most is that he said food is costly and they are only managing. He made me feel like i was the one finishing the food in his house. He said I should not be too frequent in his house if at all I must come.

I'm considering severing all ties to this my uncle, will that be right?

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If you can disconnect totally from that your uncle, please do it. I hate men like that.

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: Jose Gaya Ruled Out Of Spain, After Suffering An Injury In Training by MadamVanessa(f): 2:52pm On Nov 18, 2022
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I don't care as far as my love Leo Messi is sound and hearty I am very much okay. The way I am rooting for Argentina to lift this Cup is out of this world.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Will Win Rivers Landslide – Reps Dagogo by MadamVanessa(f): 12:29pm On Nov 18, 2022
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Delusion of Grandeur.


Atiku wining with landslide in rivers is just like saying Atiku will win with landslide in Iragbiji , the only place that thíefnubu is hoping to have atleast 20 votes.

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Politics / Re: Seyi, Ganduje’s Sons To Lead “One Million Persons’ Rally For Tinubu In Kano by MadamVanessa(f): 9:56am On Nov 18, 2022
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Waste of time and Lagos state money. The only place Thièfnubu can be president is in his dilapidated Iragbiji village.

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Politics / Re: Obi Did Not Lie About Meeting Peter Odili In School, Fact Check by MadamVanessa(f): 9:36am On Nov 18, 2022
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Foolish agbado munchers think that Obi is as fóolish as their pee pee ancestor, the seems to forget that the foolishness of PO is the highest intellectual level of the BATstard.
Politics / Re: I’ll Support Atiku, But Won’t Insult Tinubu – Fayose by MadamVanessa(f): 9:12am On Nov 18, 2022
LeoDeKing:
But note, ipob pigs will come for you for not supporting pandora Obituary.

Okay, we've heard you .

Politics / Re: I’ll Support Atiku, But Won’t Insult Tinubu – Fayose by MadamVanessa(f): 9:09am On Nov 18, 2022
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Subtly shading fóolish Soludo. Soludo used his hand to rubbish his political career.

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Politics / Re: More Photos: H.E Peter Obi Commissions New Fly Over Bridge In Portharcourt. by MadamVanessa(f): 9:06am On Nov 18, 2022
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Good one from the incoming, good one from the people incoming president.

Meanwhile, the only thing thîefnubu can commission is Iragbiji town hall built with bamboo sticks.

Politics / Re: Peter Obi Invited Wike To Commission Projects while He Was Governor by MadamVanessa(f): 7:34am On Nov 18, 2022
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Peter Obi really transformed Anambra state, despite being in opposition party that was regional party with no strong root then, but he did so excellently and still saved such a huge amount for Obiano. So applauding and commendable.

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Politics / Re: How Peter Obi Met Peter Odili At CKC Onitsha by MadamVanessa(f): 7:27am On Nov 18, 2022
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fredoooooo:
Obi is a certified liar ... grin cheesy

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The day thîefnubu mentioned any of his seniors even if the seniors left the school he attended billion years ago before he (the thief thîenubu) gone there, and it's verified to be true is the day I will give my overwhelming support to smelly teeth thîefnubu, but I know such cannot happened, because the legendary thief hasn't for once attended any school in his entire thieving life.

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Politics / Re: Soludo Has No Regret Over Anti-obi Comments – Aide by MadamVanessa(f): 7:22am On Nov 18, 2022
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If the self acclaimed professor of economics is not regretting for his propaganda statement, let me know why.

Anyways, I am happy because after his useless 1st term tenure, there's no place for Soludo, who's nothing but a common car door opener for our incoming president.

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Politics / Re: Seems Nairaland Is Back To Their Normal Bigotry by MadamVanessa(f): 7:13am On Nov 18, 2022
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They're not back, that has been their normal trade mark

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Politics / Re: Why Are There No Fact Checks On Tinubu's Origin And Educational Background by MadamVanessa(f): 7:11am On Nov 18, 2022
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They devoted time to fact check serious presidential candidate like Obi, not an idiot and political neophyte like thièfnubu.
Politics / Re: Presidency Not A Retirement Home, Some People Can't Point Their Classmates - Obi by MadamVanessa(f): 5:27pm On Nov 17, 2022
Edoblakky:
Welcome back and take it easy with your work.

Thank you dear!
Politics / Re: Yoruba Muslim Sues A Lawyer For Wearing His Traditional Attire To Court Room by MadamVanessa(f): 5:18pm On Nov 17, 2022
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This people are clowns , I haven't seen people as this in my entire life, never have I heard that there people like this.

But it's normal for a muslimah lawyer to appear in courtroom like a masquerade because of hijab covering all her body including her face. They applaud her for identifying with his religious beliefs, but they kick against a man for identifying with his traditional beliefs.

The other day a lawyer Pastor was not allowed into the court room for dressing like a clergy. So Muslims can get away with everything thing in this country, while other religious group is to be checked.

Still the same bunch of clowns are preaching I should vote Muslim Muslim ticket. God punish you all.

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Family / Re: Entire Family Members Dead In Abia (Photo) by MadamVanessa(f): 5:17pm On Nov 17, 2022
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How many times will this make front page?

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Religion / Re: Priest Saved From Accident When SUV Flew Over His Car; "It's A Miracle" by MadamVanessa(f): 5:14pm On Nov 17, 2022
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I believe in God and I also believe in miracle. But I don't see this to be miracle, it's simply luck, but all the same, God be praise.

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Politics / Re: Presidency Not A Retirement Home, Some People Can't Point Their Classmates - Obi by MadamVanessa(f): 5:12pm On Nov 17, 2022
Edoblakky:
Where have you been? Really missed you and your posts

Work is not giving me the needed time, I have been superlatively busy lately.
Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: Myetti Allah Begs For A Deadline Extension by MadamVanessa(f): 5:05pm On Nov 17, 2022
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Another name for bandits is miyetti Allah

The ransom they got through kidnapping, stockpiling in the forest they mean?

Don't be surprised Buhari summoning CBN governor and ask him to grant this people wish.

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Politics / Re: Soludo's Comments On Obi Portrays An Abysmal Understanding Of Politics... by MadamVanessa(f): 4:56pm On Nov 17, 2022
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Politics / Re: INEC Reacts To Ineligible Registrants On Voter's Register by MadamVanessa(f): 4:46pm On Nov 17, 2022
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Thîefnubu suicide bomber vice is so desperate to become the VP probably with a sinister motive to hijack the government from the hand of Iragbiji prodigal son hence in his state day old babies have Voters card.

Inec is not sincere, they are ready to rig terrorîsts into power. May God deliver Nigeria from the hands of demons and beelzebub

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Politics / Re: Trending: Aisha Buhari Appears Extremely Fashionable In Tinubu's Attire. (video) by MadamVanessa(f): 4:40pm On Nov 17, 2022
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This one that has been relegated to bedroom for sexual pleasure and kitchen , will later come and apologize because she sees Nigerians as a big joke.

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Politics / Re: Lagosians Showing Solidarity Support For Atiku by MadamVanessa(f): 4:35pm On Nov 17, 2022
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I can authoritatively say that Iragbiji prodigal son will loose Lagos shamefully.

Politics / Re: Wike Tells Peter Obi: Those Fighting You Are Envying You (Video) by MadamVanessa(f): 3:58pm On Nov 17, 2022
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Especially this one here who's nothing but a mere car door opener for our incoming president.

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