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LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 8:50pm On Jan 04, 2013
ciphoenix: from the text in bold, it can be said that the answer will be ambiguous. You asked what BIRDS DO. from your explanation of what ANIMALS mean(not all animals), BIRDS should also mean not all birds. Hence the answer could be fly or walk or run Making the question faulty.
Your eyes seems to be in your pocket, better bring them out, and fix it back.... Read the qestion again, if you see anything like ALL, then tell me.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op):
Efemena_xy: Go get some sleep.

You're tired.

And get yourself some Science Is Discovery textbooks. They're bound to ease your confusion.
I guess that's what you read throughout your life time... SO YOU DON'T EVEN SCHOOL. I wonder why disturbing myself.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 8:27pm On Jan 04, 2013
Oahray: Hehehe... Nice nickname @mad-bullet. It suits you well, especially the first word smiley
genius... lmao grin
*unfollows thread*
....Do you what me to get through you?? ....better keep shut!
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 8:20pm On Jan 04, 2013
Efemena_xy: You'll do well in comedy, I'll grant you that grin grin

Er, I hope you don't mind my asking... but where you ever present at your "Introductory Biology" classes at secondary school? shocked shocked

Or were you out in the bush plucking mangoes? grin grin

If you're going to talk about the characteristics (and not characters) of living things, use the acronym MR NIGER D

M - Movement (now you can mention walking, jumping, flying, sliding and all what not...)
R - Respiration

N - Nutrition
I - huh Jeez I can't remember! cheesy cheesy
G - Growth
E - Excretion
R - Reproduction

D - Death (yes, all living things die eventually...)
You are going too far, MR NIGER D wasn't what I meant... I noticed your replies are always out of line.
You need a Physician... Please go for check up.... Ok? I really care about you.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 8:06pm On Jan 04, 2013
ciphoenix: grin he succeeded in getting himself confused
I suggest, you are slightly touched...
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op):
Oahray: now this is just dumb. A bird flies and birds walk? Seriously? So the first flying bird is not a hen, turkey or an ostrich, but the birds are? Oh boy... *face palm*
Some brain teaser it turned out to be. Copy n paste sensible brain teasers next time.
lol, you think I copied and pasted this??
Whatever, the fact you need to know is that, some birds fly while some can't...
Flying birds are: doves, kites, pigeons, e.t.c
Walking birds are: Ostrich, Hen, etc
Note: Those mentioned flying birds can still walk or run... So, the question states characters of living things such as Walking, Running, Swimming, Flying... IF BIRDS FLY, WHAT DO BIRDS DO.... you should know i'm refaring to the walking birds... (Brain teaser)
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 7:32pm On Jan 04, 2013
Oahray: Is it all animals that run? Do snails run? Are fishes not animals? Do they run? No let me vex o angry
Why you wan vex, is it b/cos you are confused?.... You are an Animal, aren't you?. If so,.. Cant you run?
Can't you swim? Can't you walk?
The question talks about characters of living things....
Fly, Run, Swim were mentioned, except "walk". But, despite tree is a living thing, can it do all these??
That's why I didn't say ALL.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 6:55pm On Jan 04, 2013
Efemena_xy: I knew your logic was lopsided and therefore the reasoning behind your answer is wrong. Not only is your reasoning or rather your explanation wrong, it's also very misleading.

~ Have you ever heard of the word slither?

~ Tell me, how do snails, slugs, snakes and other leg-less land reptiles move?

~ If the basis of your "correct" answer is limited to the forms of movement of living things, then you've just gotta admit you haven't covered them all.

Now, I think it's obvious that your "Brain Teaser" is a copy & paste piece of work...and a badly copied one at that, if you don't mind my saying so. grin grin grin

Kindly post the link from where you got that. I'm sure the original unmodified statements and questions are a lot more comprehensible...
You're lodging a complaint, simply because you don't what to admit you are wrong. Mind you this isn't copy and paste, it's a research work.
Afterall, I know this would happen, that's why I make the question clear.
"IF A BIRD FLY:- Not All Birds.
ANIMALS RUN:- I did not say, all animals. (Mrs Slither)
FISHES SWIM:- despite all fishes swim, I did not say ALL.
WHAT DO BIRDS DOhuh If you expect me to say, what do other birds do? Then it's no more a brain teaser.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is A Good Job For A Blind Person? by mAdBulleT(m): 9:43am On Jan 04, 2013
It is good to be hardworking,...
Assistant well digger, I guess.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op):
ATMC: i get your point but i disagree to agree: if bird wasn't mentioned at first in d puzzle, it'd have made sense but so long bird's been mentioned, its a no no...for d question had k-leg
lol... Fine, I believe you know that birds are classified into two categories. The flying birds and walking birds.... Read the Q1 again, you'll get my point.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op):
Efemena_xy: Okay.

A bird is an animal, and from the original statement, animals run.

A fish swims, but it's also an animal too.

So therefore, a bird runs, flies and swims.

Either that or your original statements are wrong.
No, not at all..... This Q1 is the simplest question, maybe that's why it gives though time.... because, people alway fail simple questions.
Q1, is talking about living things. Now, this's it;
If a bird fly:- living things can fly.
Animals run:-living things can run.
Fishes swim:-living things can swim.
What do birds do? REMEMBER, ONLY ONE THING IS OMITTED IN THE CHARACTERS OF LIVING THINGS MENTIONED ABOVE, which is "walk".
ans:- BIRDS WALK!
Examples of walking birds:- Hen, Turkey, Ostrich, etc.
so living things can FLY, RUN, SWIM AND WALK.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 2:42am On Jan 04, 2013
Redmosquito: Ehen! Now we are friends!
*drops a bag of garri for him*
right now blood calls
ooh Thanks!
now you too take this reward:
$10000
for accepting my apology.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 2:34am On Jan 04, 2013
Efemena_xy: A bird is an animal.

So the answer to question 1 is: flies and runs.

The answer to question 2 is: 5 minutes. (The timetaken to boil an egg is not dependant on the quantity)

Finally, the answer to question 3 is: 3.
WELDONE!!! but Qestion 1 answer is still the problem...
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 2:20am On Jan 04, 2013
Redmosquito: Me? Slowpoke? Wetin I do na? why u dey vex for me? Ehn! Shey I yab u? Look wella na! It is a form of test! It will only tease the brain of a Genius na! Haba! Oya apologize before I derail ur thread! angry
**Parks my Dangote Truck jejely in front of thread**
I don't really know you mind, that's why I thought you've come to muck people..... Ok, i'm sorry about that. Don't be offended.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 1:45am On Jan 04, 2013
Redmosquito: U sef wan form genius with such petty parody of a test. SMH undecided
this isn't a test, it's A BRAIN TEASER, you slowpoke.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 1:38am On Jan 04, 2013
ATMC: Oh! Question 1 is either incorrect or you missed your tenses,if not, they fly... btw question 2 is still 5 mins cos d same time required for 1 is for any other and besides eggs cook 5 mins after d water's boiled, if you took 3[of d apples on d table] then you have 3otherwise you have zero
Please i'm no genius,... Ok?
But mind you, that Q1 seems to be your problem...
Stop saying the question is incorrect.
Just REMEMBER that, it's not all birds that fly....
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LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 9:59pm On Jan 03, 2013
Oahray: (1) Dunno if its a typo on your part. It ought to to be a bird flies... Birds fly. (concord- subject/verb agreement)
(2) Put them all in one kettle and they would all get cooked in 5mins.
(3) three apples.
You are almost there, ....you missed only one.
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op):
ATMC: If d ans aint fly, 25mins and 3, then i suggest you check your question
that's why it's called a brain teaser, it needs time and focus to get the answers right...
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 9:10pm On Jan 03, 2013
ATMC: No op, it wont take a genuis to answer those questions correctly, flew, 25 mins, three...are d answers to your questions?
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 9:10pm On Jan 03, 2013
ATMC: No op, it wont take a genuis to answer those questions correctly, flew, 25 mins, three...are d answers to your questions?
I'm sorry, you're wrong.... Try again
LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 9:09pm On Jan 03, 2013
ATMC: No op, it wont take a genuis to answer those questions correctly, flew, 25 mins, three...are d answers to your questions?
I'm sorry you're wrong.... Try again
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LiteratureRe: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op): 9:07pm On Jan 03, 2013
lilvonz: Considering your spellings, I'm kinda sure you aint a genius tho.
Yeah, you are right.... That's why I wanna know some real genius in this forum.
LiteratureBrain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by mAdBulleT(op):
Answer this if you can, it would be well appriciated... 86% will get it wrong, I guess.
Qtns:-
(1) If a bird fly, animals run and fishes swim, what do birds do?

(2) If it takes five minutes to cook an egg, how many minutes will it take to cook five eggs?

(3) There are eight apples on the table, you take three. How many apples do you have?

ONLY A GENIUS COULD ANSWER THESE CORRECTLY....
Jokes EtcRead And Smile by mAdBulleT(op): 6:10am On Jan 03, 2013
An old woman visits the forest along with her Poodle, to take pictures of animals in the safari. Her poodle saw a butterfly and tries to catch it, he got lost in that process....he started searching for the woman and couldn't locate her, so he find a shaded tree and rest under it. Soon enough he spotted a hungry leopard from distant...he was scared, and start thinking of a plan instead of running away. When the leopard came closer, the Poodle said "oh lord, I thank you for providing me a leopard as my lunch" ....On hearing this, the leopard took off immediately and was saying;
"wow, that was too close, he nearly got me"
Meanwhile, there was a monkey on the tree who was watching the scene and figure out the Poodle's plan. The Poodle saw the monkey, as it run after the leopard to explain the trick.... The leopard became very furious, because he think the poodle has made him foolish "get on my back, monkey! and watch how I will eat that stupid poodle" he said.
The dog watch them coming, and couldn't run... he was very scared because, that could be his last moment on earth. He turn his back, and pretend as if he had not seen them. When he noticed them at his back, he then pretend and said loudly;
"Where is this damn Monkey! ...But I told him to get me another Leopard, since that one has escaped"
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are Yoruba People Really Dirty? by mAdBulleT(op): 3:57am On Dec 27, 2012
mrperfect: Whether truth or false, negative comment against any tribe is never a solution to anything. Just wondering how some people mind operates that they spend energy in something that is irrelevant.
either relevant or irrelevant, I spoke what I just noticed....
Nairaland GeneralAre Yoruba People Really Dirty? by mAdBulleT(op):
The common pompous words that some benighted Nigerians speak out is that; "the yorubas are dirty" which is a fallacy. I spent many years in the north, living with the Igbos and now i'm based in the west. This has enable me to speak "wazobia" fluently, because i've lived with the Igbo, stayed with the Hausa and now the Yoruba, also, i've make friends with many tribes such as Efik, Calabar, Urhobo, Idoma etc. If we talk about dirtiness, every tribe/ethnic in the world has their aspect of dirtiness, but I wonder why some people judge without investigation. When I was still in north, the way people speak of yoruba's dirtiness even made me hate them. But when I got to know them better, I realised all the wrong things said about them are nothing but bunch of lies, when compared to other ethnic groups which I don't have to mention, until i'm forced to do so. Even this "Oyinbo" people has their aspect of dirtiness. I swear to God, this thing i'm about to say really happens; where one "Oyinbo" guy dip one of his finger into his anus and rub it under his friend's nose to persive the smell, in term of playing. "what do you call that?"
This is funny enough, when the Yorubas were made to carry everything on them, just as Jesus christ was made to carry the cross, even if he is loathed. You'll see a very dirty fellow also saying, "Yorubas are dirty" and they (Yoruba) hardly react through this. That was why I also believed what people say at first, but now I understand why they hardly react. They believe; if someone said something wrong about you, just laugh at him since you know who you really are. Don't fool yourself when you say obtuse words to someone and he make no comment, definitely that person has taken you as the greatest fool. You know, IF A MAD MAN TALKS TO YOU HE DESERVES NO ANSWER. This is another sign that the yorubas are blessed with great sagacity.
In term of dirtiness every ethnic group in a given country has its aspect of dirtiness, because dirtiness is mostly caused by poverty. Mention your tribe among those i've lived, stayed and make friends with, and I will tell you their disgusting and stinky aspect, in term of dirtiness...
((((( GOOD LUCK )))))
Nairaland GeneralRe: If World Ends Today, Who Do You Wish To Meet In After-life? by mAdBulleT(m): 6:56am On Dec 22, 2012
Frostyzone: I don't even believe in the concept of heaven and hell but even if it were so, then I would seek out Mohammed. And when I find him, I would beat the unholy Islam out of him for leaving behind a bloody legacy for sadist to perpetrate.
Kiss my ass you fool,... Is better to keep shut, than to say a word than could land you in Hell. Muhammed is a prophet and a messanger of God, just as Jesus christ. Since you don't believe in him, why the insult?
Nairaland GeneralRe: If World Ends Today, Who Do You Wish To Meet In After-life? by mAdBulleT(m): 6:45am On Dec 22, 2012
dam_007: seriouslyhuh... huh huhGrow up... Really...
you wanna take his place? That'll be much better.... (Ewu)
Nairaland GeneralRe: If World Ends Today, Who Do You Wish To Meet In After-life? by mAdBulleT(m): 11:24am On Dec 21, 2012
Papa God ofcorse,....and then, I will take permission to see the devil, and give him twelve(12) lashes for almost throwing me in Hell...
Cries I expected from him,... ARGH! YEEEE! URGH! PLEASE, U JUST FLOGGED MY PRICK. HAVE MERCY NAW.
PoliticsRe: Take It Or Leave It, Goodluck Jonathan MUST Win Come 2015! by mAdBulleT(m): 9:29am On Dec 21, 2012
Antivirus92: it doesn't matter what he said. His few years in office is better some people's 8yrs in office. He will contest and must win.
Pls Mr virus, oh..AuntyVirus I mean to say. Can you prove this to convince me?
PoliticsRe: What Role Do We Play To Reduce Corruption In Nigeria? by mAdBulleT(m): 8:54am On Dec 21, 2012
Dark Five: Waiting for all of them to die
For how long do we wait. There is a saying that 'the beautiful once are not yet born and the ugly once has refused to die'..... flying this ugly corrupt leaders out of the country and crashing them in the desert, is the only way out.
PoliticsRe: Are All Nigerian Leaders Corrupt? by mAdBulleT(m): 6:16pm On Dec 20, 2012
Almost all the Nigerian leaders are corrupt, and this corruption is in most Nigerian's blood. I believe this corruption can be stoped, only if God can help to remove the greed in us and our leaders. I have an assurance that; this citizens complaining about our corrupt leaders would do the worst, if they were in their shoes, because, this leaders also make unfulfillable promises before they were elected.... So, this has to stop.
We should avoid all this arrogancy and greediness for a better leader, IT BEGINS WITH YOU.
God Bless Nigeria.... One Luv.

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