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Christianity EtcRe: EFCC Investigated Pastor Jerry Eze For 6 Months - Chairman, Olukoyede by maddman: 12:34pm On Apr 30
franchasofficia:
Someone like Jerry Eze that have attained the enviable height he has, now making billions monthly from just contents alone cannot tow the path you are thinking unless someone or some group are intentionally sending illicit funds to his bank accounts to implicate him cool
Some of you are naturally bright but when it comes to your favourite God of men y'all will start sounding dumb.

Open your myopic mind, Jerry Eze is a normal man like you and me, capable of evil
Car TalkRe: What's Your Car's Current Fuel Efficiency Ratio (MPG)? by maddman: 5:35pm On Apr 28
OkanlawonB:
Diesel cars are way more fuel economical and efficient than petrol cars , the main reason why diesel cars never really gained ground in Nigeria is because we have always until recently been buying petrol at cheap, subsidized rates.
In our neighboring countries like Cameroon that had no such subsidies, diesel vehicles were preferred.
While a diesel car can achieve a consumption rate of 6L to 7L per 100 Kilometers, the norm for petrol vehicles is anything from 10L/100KM.
While fuel efficient they're not good for short trips like city driving. If you're not consistently driving highway forget diesel engines
Car TalkRe: What's Your Car's Current Fuel Efficiency Ratio (MPG)? by maddman: 5:32pm On Apr 28
SonyaSpence:
25/26mpg (9l/100km) city driving
31mpg ( 7.6l/100km) highway

Mazda cx-5
What year Cx5?
Car TalkRe: What's Your Car's Current Fuel Efficiency Ratio (MPG)? by maddman: 5:28pm On Apr 28
joromii:
I drive an Acura TL 2014, Sh-awd with the J37, 3.7L V6 engine

I get about 16.2mpg after driving 47miles from Gbagada to Sangotedo using the coastal highway

Whats your current MPG and what kind of engine do you use?
So you're actually judging your mpg by what the computer is showing? angry

Better do manual calculation if you wanna know your ACTUAL mpg
CelebritiesRe: VDM And BLord Shake Hands -says “It’s Not About BLord Anymore But Sowore" by maddman: 1:26pm On Apr 27
Make this guy go siddon abeg. You must never be the main character all the time. Nigeria is bigger than you and will move on without your presence. Even Sowore is bigger than you sad
BusinessRe: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by maddman: 12:13pm On Apr 25
ironheart:
Pay oooooo, there is what is called a credit score. Other banks will be looking at it. Find a way to settle it. Because if they report you to the crdit bureau, your other banks will not like to give you incentive. I discovered this the hard way, Access bank DTS stopped working and they refused to give me loan, salary advance and many small small benefits that i used to enjoy. Iater found iut that the COVID 19 loan was affecting my credit score.


I have settled my COVID 19 loan but the issue now is that NIRSAL micro finance bank will not give me letter of non indebtedness and my credit has not yet been updated by them with the credit bureau.


Anyone who has outstanding credit or loans, settle them o. Those calls are your least worries.

Some visa application and jobs also check your credit scores from the bureau and many nigerians are ignorant
What app is this that showed your credit score?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Sporting Lisbon: UCL (0 - 0) On 15th April 2026 by maddman: 10:16pm On Apr 15
Our gaffer is such a drama queen grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Sporting Lisbon: UCL (0 - 0) On 15th April 2026 by maddman: 9:09pm On Apr 15
Usmanovic95:
If this is the kind of football we'll play against city,omo I'm not filled with confidence. I hope they improve after the Break tho
I swear, as an Arsenal fan it's delusional not to agree there's something fundamentally wrong with this Arsenal team

Even if we win tonight we can't keep playing like this if we truly want to win this trophy sad
RomanceRe: How I Almost Slept With A Married Woman Who I Met At The Gym by maddman: 8:19pm On Apr 14
Shitty posts like this are just for farming engagement. The married women you dey chop did you tells us about it? angry
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by maddman: 11:23pm On Apr 11
nani667:
So after I posted this someone one scammer here sent me a message 🫤
Just imagine the old format angry
CrimeRe: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by maddman: 8:29pm On Apr 01
airsaylongcome:
AI written story. You tried well in hiding the telltale signs, but a trained eye will pick that one sign that slipped through
You sabi. The bolded screams AI artefact

What started as a simple April Fool joke within a few hours turned into:

• Near physical attack
• Threats
• Police involvement


And this is AI trademarked ending

This is Lagos reality

Have you ever seen a prank go this wrong before?
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Has Agreed To Never Have A Nuclear Weapon - Donald Trump by maddman: 6:27am On Mar 25
"Who wouldn't if you were them? Their navy's gone, their air force is gone, their communications... all of their anti-aircraft, their missiles."

Cho cho cho... This clown no rate him followers at all.

If truly they have nothing again why then are you the one constantly pushing for peace talk.

The first time he came up with this Iran denied it now he's come up with another one

Trump has learned that everything no be gra gra grin
PhonesRe: My Experience Using Lulifiber Fiber Internet In Lagos by maddman: 4:02pm On Mar 18
No real independent user go get time write a full textbook-length review. Try again grin
HealthRe: Do I Have A Mental Disorder Or Is This Normal? by maddman: 3:25pm On Mar 18
Just because we don't take mental health seriously in this country, otherwise you'd have gotten a diagnosis and medication for ADHD

Lots of people are bipolar in Nigeria we just trivialize it and call it mood swing

You're not alone. Just research on medications that can make you focus. There are tons of them but can be very very expensive without insurance
SportsRe: AFCON Final Result Overturned By CAF, Morrocco Announced As AFCON 2025 Winners! by maddman: 11:18pm On Mar 17
This is so annoying, CAF always doing this kind of thing, how can you just change a final result like that and say it is 3 0 just like that. No clear reason, nothing, just decision from nowhere.
It is not even about Morocco or Senegal again, it is about this same bias people always talk about, it always feels like some teams are protected more than others.
Fans watch, support, spend money, then CAF just decides the result in office, not on the pitch, it is not fair at all.
If they keep doing this, nobody will take AFCON serious again, because it will look like the winner is chosen, not earned
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (0 - 3) On 17th March 2026 by maddman:
You wan organize competition for world champions you leave the current champion for each country go carry team wey dey live on past glory, as if that one no do you pair them with book of Corinthians and Flamingo 🦩 and by a stroke of luck them win and begin block every body ears

Thank God for the actual trophy for champions. Now they've been placed where they belong and we can finally rest grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Seahorse Boss, Ebuka Onunkwo Wins Champion Newspapers Honour by maddman: 5:03pm On Mar 15
Congrats big man but your seahorse transmission fluid sent my gearbox to the great beyond grin
PoliticsRe: Mehdi Hasan-Daniel Bwala Interview: A Turning Point For Nigerian Journalists by maddman: 8:24am On Mar 12
femi4:
Reno will admit n said after proper research, he changed his position. As simple as that. That was what he did when he attended honest bunch....not all these when did I say that
But the guy would press him further on his passion for defending people and ideas without proper research. He would also ask him why he should be taken seriously on anything he says today about Tinubu since he's constantly changing opinions about people 'after proper research'

Reno thrives on over talking and talking over journalists when interviewed but Mehdi doesn't give his guests chance to talk much and I doubt Reno would do any better than Bwala
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City: UCL (3 - 0) On 11th March 2026 by maddman: 7:38am On Mar 12
doctore212:
I need two oloshos to cool off my body as Mancity loose.

Anybody get update for Sabo Nguta for Zamfra state
Zamfara? Hian! angry

You fit go do mistake carry bandit babe grin
PhonesRe: Please Help Me Choose The Right Phone by maddman:
Some of you still think we're in 2005 when internet was like a wonder of the world

You now have AI assistant on your phones that can give you a better and detailed answer to your problem, yet you don't use it

Simply copy and paste your OP to your favourite AI and you'll get a reply that's tailored for you

Don't sleep on AI
Car TalkRe: Advice Needed Please by maddman: 8:05pm On Mar 05
Cars cheap pass for North. I don't see the wisdom in buying in Enugu. Cars are expensive here
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Drones Hit CIA Station At The US Embassy In Riyadh, Saudi Arabia by maddman: 9:19am On Mar 04
Shebi Trump is lying that they're begging him for peace talk

Does it look like these guys are planning to stop anytime soon? cheesy grin grin
PoliticsRe: Protest Erupts In Egbeda/ona-ara As Youth Oppose Akin Alabi's Third Term by maddman: 9:14am On Mar 04
No be Akin Alabi wey dey follow us chat on nairaland if you get issue for Nairabet that year?

Bros has really come a long way
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Catholic Bishops Elect New Leaders by maddman: 8:36am On Mar 02
Even as someone who's irreligious I have to say it's hard not to admire the organization, cohesion and unity of the Catholic Church
IslamRe: Kano Hisbah Arrests 9 Muslims For Not Fasting During Ramadan by maddman: 10:39am On Feb 20
Stephen0mozzy:
Well, when you're in Rome, you have to behave like the Romans.

You can't get the "benefits" of claiming a religion, and yet breaking its tenets.
This is a very stewwwpid take. Even the Romans won't force you to eat their food

A man should have a right to decide when and what he should have for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Take that right away from him then you're enslaving him. Hisbah has no business in a functional society
Car TalkRe: What's The Common Issue Associated With Lexus GS350 by maddman:
The GS has a more powerful engine, drives and handles better than the ES

Maintenance is costlier on the GS due to parts, fuel and more complex engine. The ES engine is simpler and more reliable

If you're rich, loves a car that has a bit of personality and communicates to you, and you don't give 2 fccccvks about fueling frequently and you're also someone that knows how to take care of a car then by all means go for the GS as it's the drivers car.

But if you just want a very reliable entry luxury sedan tuned for comfort the ES shines greatly here as its soft suspension and quiet cabins will keep you isolated and relaxed.

Finally, if you've never driven any car before I won't advise you to get either of the two. There are smaller non luxurious cars you can start with as a first timer
AutosRe: 9m Or Less Clean Title Foreign Used Cars On Pre-order Basis by maddman: 12:47pm On Feb 17
Why did you just write Lagos as office address instead of a complete address?

Given that you expect us to entrust our money into your hand for over 6 weeks a verifiable office address is not too much to ask for, right?
CelebritiesRe: James Van Der Beek Dies Of Bowel Cancer At 48 by maddman: 11:18am On Feb 13
GloriousGbola:
He gave us this classic meme.
Damn right!

11 more bloody characters needed to complete this shit
Car TalkRe: Question for Honda Accord Users by maddman: 3:45pm On Feb 12
aieromon:
Liqui Moly Top Tec 1800 is readily available. Dexron 3 is not recommended as a replacement.
How much?
Car TalkRe: Why You Should NOT Buy The 2004-07 Toyota Corolla. by maddman: 5:02am On Feb 11
Interesting read. Your articles are really engaging
Car TalkRe: Question for Honda Accord Users by maddman: 4:56am On Feb 11
Stubborn82:
For those who are using Honda accord, what transmission oil are you using in replacement of dw1.
I changed my transmission oil of recent with nnpc dexron 3, my gear is not smooth like before.
Honest answer please from the Honda users only.
Just like what Buygala said don't go poking the bear. I've been having a very serious issue with my Acura TL transmission since last year after changing the tranny fluid

I've spent over 1m and still unhappy. I should have just left the previous fluid in it because the shifting was just perfect

Over maintenance no good for gearbox. About the oil dw1 is the recommended fluid if your car has a non CVT transmission.

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