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Nairaland GeneralRe: Look At The Stupid Thing We Killed by maddman(op): 7:26pm On Jan 18, 2021
Kondomatic:
Lala writing shopping list for snake pepper soup recipe like
No pepper soup for Lala cheesy

Nairaland GeneralRe: Look At The Stupid Thing We Killed by maddman(op): 10:49am On Jan 18, 2021
illicit:
What makes u think the snake is stupidhuh
It's highly annoying
Nairaland GeneralLook At The Stupid Thing We Killed by maddman(op):
Was out there chilling in this hotel with my nigga, and for some weird reason we were discussing about snakes.

We were barely two minutes into the slithery creature discussion when I sighted this stupid thing outside one of the flower bed.

At first glance, I thought it was a dry leaf but when it slithered inwards along the kerbs I alerted my gee. We moved close and he confirmed my suspicion.

Before I could say Lalasticlala loves snakes my man had battered it. When he brought it out from the flower bed I whipped out my phone and took some photos.

Now, I call upon the experts of this stupid creature to come and identify the specie. I think it's nonvenomous going by the shape of its head.

LiteratureRe: The First Day I Tried To Kill A Chicken by maddman:
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RomanceRe: Re: I Think My Boyfriend Is Fetish: Dear Valenciabaddie I'm Not A Ritualist by maddman: 8:36pm On Dec 24, 2020
OP is so fake...

I think he's just another dude tryna hone his writing skills by creating fictional stories online

To think many people can't see what he's doing on his profile, and commenting like it's some serious shhitt going on... SMH
Music/RadioRe: Why Davido Has Never Been Nominated For A Grammy by maddman: 3:21pm On Dec 11, 2020
masterp204:
Many of you will just come here to spit trash without thinking before talking.
How can you always consistently drop an album 2 weeks before Grammy nomination and expect to be nominated huh Obviously you can’t drop your album within that time frame and be bold enough to submit it for Grammy consideration.
Think ......

A good time was released in November , 3 weeks before Grammy nomination.

A better time also was released in November . 2 weeks later we saw nominations for Grammy.

Your music needs to be heard, streamed for a period of time before even considering if a Grammy nomination.
You're getting it all wrong!

Music in consideration are usually from September of the previous year to August of the current year

That he released few months after this year's eligibility period doesn't mean he's not eligible for the subsequent one. Matter of fact, the album will have garnered enough stream time during the 2021 nomination.

The awarding body snubs him only because he's got a shoddy material, not because of the bolded.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Python I Killed In Agbor by maddman: 6:30pm On Nov 22, 2020
But some people get mind o...

How you go carry something wey dey disgusting like this put am inside your mouth and they form enjoyment on top...

Tufiakwa!
CelebritiesRe: Biography Of Omah Lay, The Sudden Rise of An African Star by maddman: 3:23pm On Nov 20, 2020
Worksunlimited:
Download "Godly" then... He has released another ep by the way
I'm surprised nobody's talking about his new EP

Out of the four-tracked project he dropped hours ago, only "godly" and "can't relate" are worthy of replay.
BusinessRe: $1 Daily, No Investment. by maddman:
mrgana1:
Try to check your emails . I have also made a comprehensive video to guide you guys.
HealthRe: Nairalander by maddman: 9:15pm On Oct 28, 2020
This is an old account
Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: Looting: IGP Orders Police Commanders To Reclaim Public Space by maddman: 8:12pm On Oct 24, 2020
Best news this week
PoliticsRe: Chief K.K. Owen Dies In Abia by maddman: 3:17pm On Jun 20, 2020
Gather here if you no sabi the man

RomanceRe: I May Never Be Rich by maddman: 1:05pm On Jun 20, 2020
Some people don give OP wise advice but him head too hot, he bullied them like a tout.

It's like he opened the thread to hear certain comments - those pointing him to where the riches at.

Frustration ti take over...lol

Op, the PHILOSOPHY you base your life on is KEY in how you handle life.

There are thousands out there you're better than that don't constantly cry they're miserable and will never be rich.

Some can't even afford to eat good food, but still contented, happy and fulfilled.

These people embraced a philosophy that is closer to reality.

What is LIFE to you?

Do you consider it a competition?

Unless you embrace a philosophy that gives a Bleep ONLY when you should, you'll still come back and cry after getting those fine fine houses that you don't have plenty of them like Mr Joe

Since you take it so serious to the point you're losing sleep and bawling online, why don't you double your fu'ckin' hustle.

Being mad at life like a friggin' coward is out of it.

Solve a problem for a lot of people and you'll have more than enough for your vainglorious lifestyle.

... Or you can just do fraud.
BusinessRe: How To Build Enviable Income As An Email Copywriter In 2020.,, by maddman: 10:55pm On Jun 16, 2020
Millennialaku:
i prefer chris ozerchowski to ben settle huh huh
From the little mails I've read from both of 'em, Chris is humorous, and his emails are not only specific but also evoke emotions – there's one he wrote recently about Fox.

But you can tell he's trying to sell something, sometimes.

Ben Settle, on the other hand, seems like that super-knowledgeable guy that gives you helpful advice always and you end up paying him to learn more.

His emails are longer and packed with stuff.

There's a lot to learn from both of em though.
BusinessRe: Welcome To My Money Making Thread.. by maddman: 12:10am On May 10, 2020
Lucentdesign:
Hey who is bhw,
How the hell do you think the op didnt do same..and were in my post did i claim they are mine..read btw lines bro..it could help help you.
Shut up jare. Intellectual thief. You copy n paste people's posts verbatim without a disclaimer or credit to the person/forum you lifted them, all in a bid to appear like some sort of guru, and when you were caught you tried to sound smart instead of just digging a hole and hiding your clownish self.

You and I know the original posters of everything you put up there. Stop passing off another man's work as yours. If you must do, at least edit the damn thing. Your money making thread indeed.
BusinessRe: Welcome To My Money Making Thread.. by maddman: 11:34pm On May 07, 2020
Goodluck418:
Mr Lucent,

From your Tik Tok post, you didn't tell us how we would be making the money.

Thank you
He didn't because he's not the original poster and never tried it. Dude literally copied it word for word from BHW and posted here without any form of credit whatsoever.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by maddman: 11:19am On May 03, 2020
thorrvik55:
QA have come again with another new feature.

It does not favour guys dat just joined the platform sha
It appears those guys no longer want newbie on their site. I said this because I've been on that platform since the beginning of last month but anytime I log in there's never a job available, even at 1:00am.

Right now local man don dey lose hope for QA
PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi Swears In Emmanuel Ikechukwu Obi As Health Commissioner by maddman: 8:04pm On Apr 09, 2020
Only God knows how much OP don make from Ugwuanyi
CrimeRe: Yahoo No Favour Me, I Quit!!! by maddman: 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2020
LimeLyte:
why? Same reason applied knowledge is passed down to pple. What's the point of hoarding knowledge?

So if na you get the knowledge,you go just dey chop alone?
It doesn't make sense that you're all over the place hoping someone would pay you peanut to pick up one of the accounts when you could just save yourself the stress and buy as much gift cards as you like from the accounts.

Truth is you want money but you're going the hard and inefficient way, for a guy that has a better alternative.
CrimeRe: Yahoo No Favour Me, I Quit!!! by maddman: 1:39pm On Apr 08, 2020
LimeLyte:
For those without cli,you can easily hustle your way out with shopwthscrpt and collect weekly.. All you need is sws account that comes with a minimum balance of $1k of which you can buy any gift card of your choice and have it sent to your email in the form of e-codes or shipped to a drop address in physical card and sell to vendors and make profit huge profits..lazy man man job..
I'd love to patronize you but your ad is a suspect. Why aren't you cashing out those accounts since you know how to and have em in abundance?
TravelRe: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by maddman: 1:21pm On Jan 24, 2020
olamzyy:
First question....
Visa cost 180,000 some charge higher, some lower, but averagely, u will get this
Flight 180,000 to 230,000 depends on ur bookings and flight company
One month bed space fee (compulsory) 50,000
Hold some naira sha for bus card and co
After arriving, you make cvs bro, then you try applying on some popular websites.
You might be lucky to get a job from your applications.
The other options for job are the agent jobs,
there are sure agents and fake agents. Everybody na agent in dubai.
A man without work sef go tell u say him go get you job, thats dubai.
But if you confirm a job from an agent, there is no sin in paying for such and starting.
I hope i answered your questions.
Yea, that was quite insightful. Thanks a lot for your invaluable updates on this thread. Additionally, I'd like a reality check: is Dubai still worth it for low-level jobs? Bro you dey there, abeg no try sugarcoat am — local man can't come and go and waste his little money.

Lastly, can you give an idea of the amount the 'legit guys' that hook people up for job charge? Much thanks.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by maddman: 12:23pm On Jan 24, 2020
Nairaboi:
Maddman, oya here are some difference.
Old one: 32 and 64 pages. Data page on the first page, limited to 5 years and doesn't need BVN or NIN

New one: 32 and 64 pages of 5 years, and 64 pages for 10 years. Requires NIN and information should tally with BVN details, and also has a plastic data page on the 2nd page.
Thanks a lot brother. If you were to recommend one between the two, which one would it be, better still, is there any limitation whatsoever on the old one?

Thanks again.
TravelRe: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by maddman: 1:11pm On Jan 23, 2020
olamzyy:
Price still good but there are other price lesser than this though
Bro based on your experience I've got two questions for you;

How much can get someone into Dubai, that is after tabulating Visa, flight ticket and whatnots?

After arriving Dubai, do you recommend the use of agent to get job, if yes, can you give an estimate of their charge?

Many thanks in advance.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by maddman: 7:14pm On Jan 22, 2020
Please can a kind person tell the difference between the old and new passport and which is advisable to go for? Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Khaligraph Jones Vs Blaqbonez. Who Brought More Heat? PERSONAL REVIEW by maddman: 6:55pm On Jan 19, 2020
I've lost count of the number of times I listened to both songs and here's what i gotta say: if this was a text battle Blaqbones murdered Jones. But it wasn't.

Rapping isn't all about paper bars. A rapper that belongs at the top must know how to deliver his bars with different flows, employing multi-syllabic rhymes while staying on the beat. Jones fu"cked Blaq up in this regard. Anybody who has an ear for unadulterated rap music would appreciate what he did on his track.

All in all, Blaqbones tried, his lyrics was stronger, but any unbiased mind can tell Khaligraph Jones is the real OG.


Cc: Lalasticlala I'm not sure you like hip-hop but I'll get you your favourite snake dish if you let us get more opinions on this. wink
CrimeRe: Bolufemi Princess Motunrayo: Suicide Or Murder? Facebook User by maddman: 9:07am On Jan 16, 2020
jayloms:
You put a gun to my head to drink a poisonous substance-- Mister, you'd better pull the trigger! I don't think she was forced. It's just like saying, kill yourself or I'd kill you.
No mind those jumping armchair Sherlock Holmes. Like say e easy to annihilate oneself simply because person say make you do am.

OTOH, there are mental illnesses that can make people end their lives quicker than someone threatening with a gun.
CrimeRe: Bolufemi Princess Motunrayo: Suicide Or Murder? Facebook User by maddman:
Why are Nigerians easily carried away by the fake smiles people walk around with? For cripes sake that girl could have been going through hell before deciding to bring an end to her misery.

And for y'all who think she was murdered because of the standing position of the sniper bottles, don't forget this is Nigeria where police arrive at a crime scene after many hours. So it's possible someone brought the two bottles together for photography sake. And contrary to the pseudo-detectives claims, the bed looks a mess, matter-of-fact the whole room looks disheveled.

Instead of making premature conclusions or listening to shallow minds who have no inkling as to what depression can do to people's mind, let's wait for the experts who are already on the case.

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