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Romance / Re: I May Never Be Rich by maddman: 1:05pm On Jun 20, 2020
Some people don give OP wise advice but him head too hot, he bullied them like a tout.

It's like he opened the thread to hear certain comments - those pointing him to where the riches at.

Frustration ti take over...lol

Op, the PHILOSOPHY you base your life on is KEY in how you handle life.

There are thousands out there you're better than that don't constantly cry they're miserable and will never be rich.

Some can't even afford to eat good food, but still contented, happy and fulfilled.

These people embraced a philosophy that is closer to reality.

What is LIFE to you?

Do you consider it a competition?

Unless you embrace a philosophy that gives a Bleep ONLY when you should, you'll still come back and cry after getting those fine fine houses that you don't have plenty of them like Mr Joe

Since you take it so serious to the point you're losing sleep and bawling online, why don't you double your fu'ckin' hustle.

Being mad at life like a friggin' coward is out of it.

Solve a problem for a lot of people and you'll have more than enough for your vainglorious lifestyle.

... Or you can just do fraud.
Business / Re: How To Build Enviable Income As An Email Copywriter In 2020.,, by maddman: 10:55pm On Jun 16, 2020
Millennialaku:
i prefer chris ozerchowski to ben settle

From the little mails I've read from both of 'em, Chris is humorous, and his emails are not only specific but also evoke emotions – there's one he wrote recently about Fox.

But you can tell he's trying to sell something, sometimes.

Ben Settle, on the other hand, seems like that super-knowledgeable guy that gives you helpful advice always and you end up paying him to learn more.

His emails are longer and packed with stuff.

There's a lot to learn from both of em though.

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Business / Re: Welcome To My Money Making Thread.. by maddman: 12:10am On May 10, 2020
Lucentdesign:


Hey who is bhw,
How the hell do you think the op didnt do same..and were in my post did i claim they are mine..read btw lines bro..it could help help you.

Shut up jare. Intellectual thief. You copy n paste people's posts verbatim without a disclaimer or credit to the person/forum you lifted them, all in a bid to appear like some sort of guru, and when you were caught you tried to sound smart instead of just digging a hole and hiding your clownish self.

You and I know the original posters of everything you put up there. Stop passing off another man's work as yours. If you must do, at least edit the damn thing. Your money making thread indeed.

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Business / Re: Welcome To My Money Making Thread.. by maddman: 11:34pm On May 07, 2020
Goodluck418:
Mr Lucent,

From your Tik Tok post, you didn't tell us how we would be making the money.

Thank you

He didn't because he's not the original poster and never tried it. Dude literally copied it word for word from BHW and posted here without any form of credit whatsoever.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by maddman: 11:19am On May 03, 2020
thorrvik55:
QA have come again with another new feature.

It does not favour guys dat just joined the platform sha

It appears those guys no longer want newbie on their site. I said this because I've been on that platform since the beginning of last month but anytime I log in there's never a job available, even at 1:00am.

Right now local man don dey lose hope for QA
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Swears In Emmanuel Ikechukwu Obi As Health Commissioner by maddman: 8:04pm On Apr 09, 2020
Only God knows how much OP don make from Ugwuanyi

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Crime / Re: Yahoo No Favour Me, I Quit!!! by maddman: 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2020
LimeLyte:
why? Same reason applied knowledge is passed down to pple. What's the point of hoarding knowledge?

So if na you get the knowledge,you go just dey chop alone?

It doesn't make sense that you're all over the place hoping someone would pay you peanut to pick up one of the accounts when you could just save yourself the stress and buy as much gift cards as you like from the accounts.

Truth is you want money but you're going the hard and inefficient way, for a guy that has a better alternative.

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Crime / Re: Yahoo No Favour Me, I Quit!!! by maddman: 1:39pm On Apr 08, 2020
LimeLyte:
For those without cli,you can easily hustle your way out with shopwthscrpt and collect weekly.. All you need is sws account that comes with a minimum balance of $1k of which you can buy any gift card of your choice and have it sent to your email in the form of e-codes or shipped to a drop address in physical card and sell to vendors and make profit huge profits..lazy man man job..

I'd love to patronize you but your ad is a suspect. Why aren't you cashing out those accounts since you know how to and have em in abundance?
Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by maddman: 1:21pm On Jan 24, 2020
olamzyy:

First question....
Visa cost 180,000 some charge higher, some lower, but averagely, u will get this
Flight 180,000 to 230,000 depends on ur bookings and flight company
One month bed space fee (compulsory) 50,000
Hold some naira sha for bus card and co
After arriving, you make cvs bro, then you try applying on some popular websites.
You might be lucky to get a job from your applications.
The other options for job are the agent jobs,
there are sure agents and fake agents. Everybody na agent in dubai.
A man without work sef go tell u say him go get you job, thats dubai.
But if you confirm a job from an agent, there is no sin in paying for such and starting.
I hope i answered your questions.

Yea, that was quite insightful. Thanks a lot for your invaluable updates on this thread. Additionally, I'd like a reality check: is Dubai still worth it for low-level jobs? Bro you dey there, abeg no try sugarcoat am — local man can't come and go and waste his little money.

Lastly, can you give an idea of the amount the 'legit guys' that hook people up for job charge? Much thanks.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by maddman: 12:23pm On Jan 24, 2020
Nairaboi:

Maddman, oya here are some difference.
Old one: 32 and 64 pages. Data page on the first page, limited to 5 years and doesn't need BVN or NIN

New one: 32 and 64 pages of 5 years, and 64 pages for 10 years. Requires NIN and information should tally with BVN details, and also has a plastic data page on the 2nd page.

Thanks a lot brother. If you were to recommend one between the two, which one would it be, better still, is there any limitation whatsoever on the old one?

Thanks again.
Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by maddman: 1:11pm On Jan 23, 2020
olamzyy:

Price still good but there are other price lesser than this though

Bro based on your experience I've got two questions for you;

How much can get someone into Dubai, that is after tabulating Visa, flight ticket and whatnots?

After arriving Dubai, do you recommend the use of agent to get job, if yes, can you give an estimate of their charge?

Many thanks in advance.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by maddman: 7:14pm On Jan 22, 2020
Please can a kind person tell the difference between the old and new passport and which is advisable to go for? Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Khaligraph Jones Vs Blaqbonez. Who Brought More Heat? PERSONAL REVIEW by maddman: 6:55pm On Jan 19, 2020
I've lost count of the number of times I listened to both songs and here's what i gotta say: if this was a text battle Blaqbones murdered Jones. But it wasn't.

Rapping isn't all about paper bars. A rapper that belongs at the top must know how to deliver his bars with different flows, employing multi-syllabic rhymes while staying on the beat. Jones fu"cked Blaq up in this regard. Anybody who has an ear for unadulterated rap music would appreciate what he did on his track.

All in all, Blaqbones tried, his lyrics was stronger, but any unbiased mind can tell Khaligraph Jones is the real OG.


Cc: Lalasticlala I'm not sure you like hip-hop but I'll get you your favourite snake dish if you let us get more opinions on this. wink

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Crime / Re: Bolufemi Princess Motunrayo: Suicide Or Murder? Facebook User by maddman: 9:07am On Jan 16, 2020
jayloms:


You put a gun to my head to drink a poisonous substance-- Mister, you'd better pull the trigger! I don't think she was forced. It's just like saying, kill yourself or I'd kill you.

No mind those jumping armchair Sherlock Holmes. Like say e easy to annihilate oneself simply because person say make you do am.

OTOH, there are mental illnesses that can make people end their lives quicker than someone threatening with a gun.
Crime / Re: Bolufemi Princess Motunrayo: Suicide Or Murder? Facebook User by maddman: 9:00am On Jan 16, 2020
Why are Nigerians easily carried away by the fake smiles people walk around with? For cripes sake that girl could have been going through hell before deciding to bring an end to her misery.

And for y'all who think she was murdered because of the standing position of the sniper bottles, don't forget this is Nigeria where police arrive at a crime scene after many hours. So it's possible someone brought the two bottles together for photography sake. And contrary to the pseudo-detectives claims, the bed looks a mess, matter-of-fact the whole room looks disheveled.

Instead of making premature conclusions or listening to shallow minds who have no inkling as to what depression can do to people's mind, let's wait for the experts who are already on the case.

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Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by maddman: 5:26pm On Jan 14, 2020
Cocolatti:
Am only using the USSD channel because my BlackBerry phone does not support Google play Apps. Will they still have access to my contacts?

Yes, they can still access your contacts even without the app on your phone. Truth is the moment you dial the USSD code and borrow money from em you've already agreed to their terms and conditions.

Key in number 5 after selecting loan and you'll see their T&C. They stated every damn thing you're giving them right to do if you use their service, some of which is accessing your phone data to determine your loan offer and notifying your contact should you default.
Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by maddman: 3:54pm On Jan 12, 2020
Thegoodone13:
it happened to me to. I use my salary account collected 100,000 from access bank and the bank refused to deduct the loan up till now. I went to their office to complain, they said they can't collect the money from me unless they deduct it directly from my salary account. I email the bank and nothing was done. How can I pay them?

See I sabi Access Bank wella. You can't pay back before the 30 days as long as it's payday loan. Just make sure you have the money available in the same account they credited you a day to repayment date. They'll deduct it automatically the next day.
Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by maddman: 3:40pm On Jan 12, 2020
Alexmecury4:


So how do they get your contacts?

They get it the moment you installed their apps and give them permission to your contacts, call log, calender and SMS. Remember that yes you clicked?

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Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by maddman: 2:40pm On Jan 12, 2020
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Family / Re: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by maddman: 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2020
Bewiseedet:
Bro enlighten me abeg. I really wanna defeat the monster

Not sure how deep you are in this shit but here are few useful tips that can help if you're suffering from gambling addiction.

Self exclude. Go to the betting shops close to your location or anywhere you place bet and tell the operator or owner your gambling problem and request they stop playing games for you even if you come to the counter with money. Similarly, send a mail to the support team of any online site you have an account with and really beg them to block your account. Be emotional in your mail, these guys are not robots.

Hand over your finance to someone else, maybe your girlfriend or a close friend of even your mom. I know it's embarrassing and shit but you must do this if you're also impulsive. Continuing being in control of your cash means it's only a matter of time before you create a new account and make the next deposit.

Remind yourself constantly about the dangers of gambling when you start getting those cravings. People that finally overcome gambling addiction will tell you that they still get the urges but no longer as strong as it used to be. So when the urge start creeping upon you, say aloud to yourself "you're only gonna wreck me mate. I know I'll only end up loosing my money again. I won't gamble. GTFOH!" The idea is to grow a disgust for gambling. Make I stop here I don gist you small.

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Family / Re: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by maddman: 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2020
Bewiseedet:
Not to play betting again.

To be straight with you brother, you're about to embark upon a difficult task. Just hope your brain isn't self-destructive, if not, you'll fight the urge for a while and eventually relapse, and then realise how stupid you've been and make new resolution only to fail again and, like that, the cycle continues.

Gambling dey make your brain release dopamine, one chemical wey dey totori body, 10 times more than your normal activities fit release.

I will not tell you to pray - it won't help you - but I go like make you stand gidigba for the monster ahead because, right now, only you can help yourself.

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Health / Re: The Woman I Saved On Christmas Day (Graphic Photos And Videos) by maddman: 11:45am On Dec 28, 2019
Typical religionists, see as em dey shout "God bless you" upandan like say the woman go still dey alive if say the good Samaritan had said to the woman "may God heal you" and zoomed off without actually doing anything.

To the prayer warriors, if you wan help somebody, do something! All these prayers don't mean a thing in the real world.

But peeps from this part of the world are evil...get mind shoot and cut person for face like say na bush meat.

@OP you na strong man. I wish some rich guy with your kind of heart would lend financial support.

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi Signs 169 Billion Year 2020 Budget by maddman: 9:33am On Dec 28, 2019
How you go carry beautiful state like Enugu go put for God hand... the same God wey sabi Bleep things up for Bible...lol

Until the fat owambe-loving governor comot Enugu from God's hand, the state will continue to be fuc'ked in every sector.
Family / Re: Why Am I So Melancholy? by maddman: 6:39pm On Dec 27, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:



My personality has nothing to do with my ability to raise a family. And who said a reward comes with it?

Hey! If your OP is real — probably not — I'd say you're clinically depressed which might have resulted from host of factors: genetic, being a victim of any form of abuse in your formative years, substance abuse and, wait for it, being woke (I know smart peeps that dabbled into philosophy and acquired 'forbidden knowlege' about existence and eventually slid into depression).

If any of the above apply to you, good news, you can get help since you've got the cash (again if your OP is real). Simply book an appointment with a good shrink, depending on the outcome you might get some antidepressants.

But if you're brave enough to go my way — as a broke nigga who relates well with your OP but at peace with it — then you should make Mary Jane your best friend. I can't afford therapy but I can afford marijuana and it's been quite helpful.

Lastly, forget those saying one or two things about your month of birth vis-a-vis your apathy and melancholia because astrology is confirmed horsesh'it. Cheers.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Meets Benin, Niger Over Border Closure by maddman: 12:44pm On Dec 26, 2019
litetias:
Dem don return the money to my friend
Ok. Tell am to resend am.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Meets Benin, Niger Over Border Closure by maddman: 7:17pm On Dec 25, 2019
litetias:
Ok thanks Bro
No forget me if you receive alat wink
Celebrities / Re: Ogidi Brown Signs Cryme With Schnapps And Eggs (Photos) by maddman: 4:39pm On Dec 25, 2019
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Romance / Re: I Am Depressed, All My Friends Are Successful Fraudsters... by maddman: 9:53am On Dec 25, 2019
CosmicJames:

Make no mistake about it.
Karma does exist. Karma is a universal principle that cannot fail.
And don't think of Karma only reward for evil. There is also Karma for good deeds.

You also don't know what the rich are going through. Money is not everything.
At some point, money become nothing.
I pray that you will have more than enough money in your life so you will understand better

Abeg make we hear word. There's no such a thing as Karma. Many good people live in penury and suffer a lot before their death while many evil blood suckers enjoy wealth, good health and even longevity. You should read up about Karma, just another shit to make the masses not to contemplate the injustice in this world, think religion.

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Romance / Re: I Am Depressed, All My Friends Are Successful Fraudsters... by maddman: 9:47am On Dec 25, 2019
Viking007:
Sometimes I begin to doubt karma exists. I'm beginning to come to the conclusion that karma is just another 'feel good' pill for the poor.

You just realising Karma is made up shit that doesn't exist? Good morning.

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Religion / Re: Difference Between Xmas And Christmas by maddman: 7:55am On Dec 25, 2019
Pr0cter:
I'm doing giveaway of 5k to 10 males and 10 females.

Your moniker should be at least 6 month old.

Mention me with your Christmas message for me and your account number.


First come, first receive alert


May your eggnog be spiked with plenty of rum to get you through this holiday season. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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