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BusinessRe: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by maddman: 5:26pm On Jan 14, 2020
Cocolatti:
Am only using the USSD channel because my BlackBerry phone does not support Google play Apps. Will they still have access to my contacts?
Yes, they can still access your contacts even without the app on your phone. Truth is the moment you dial the USSD code and borrow money from em you've already agreed to their terms and conditions.

Key in number 5 after selecting loan and you'll see their T&C. They stated every damn thing you're giving them right to do if you use their service, some of which is accessing your phone data to determine your loan offer and notifying your contact should you default.
BusinessRe: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by maddman: 3:54pm On Jan 12, 2020
Thegoodone13:
it happened to me to. I use my salary account collected 100,000 from access bank and the bank refused to deduct the loan up till now. I went to their office to complain, they said they can't collect the money from me unless they deduct it directly from my salary account. I email the bank and nothing was done. How can I pay them?
See I sabi Access Bank wella. You can't pay back before the 30 days as long as it's payday loan. Just make sure you have the money available in the same account they credited you a day to repayment date. They'll deduct it automatically the next day.
BusinessRe: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by maddman: 3:40pm On Jan 12, 2020
Alexmecury4:
So how do they get your contacts?
They get it the moment you installed their apps and give them permission to your contacts, call log, calender and SMS. Remember that yes you clicked?
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FamilyRe: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by maddman: 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2020
Bewiseedet:
Bro enlighten me abeg. I really wanna defeat the monster
Not sure how deep you are in this shit but here are few useful tips that can help if you're suffering from gambling addiction.

Self exclude. Go to the betting shops close to your location or anywhere you place bet and tell the operator or owner your gambling problem and request they stop playing games for you even if you come to the counter with money. Similarly, send a mail to the support team of any online site you have an account with and really beg them to block your account. Be emotional in your mail, these guys are not robots.

Hand over your finance to someone else, maybe your girlfriend or a close friend of even your mom. I know it's embarrassing and shit but you must do this if you're also impulsive. Continuing being in control of your cash means it's only a matter of time before you create a new account and make the next deposit.

Remind yourself constantly about the dangers of gambling when you start getting those cravings. People that finally overcome gambling addiction will tell you that they still get the urges but no longer as strong as it used to be. So when the urge start creeping upon you, say aloud to yourself "you're only gonna wreck me mate. I know I'll only end up loosing my money again. I won't gamble. GTFOH!" The idea is to grow a disgust for gambling. Make I stop here I don gist you small.
FamilyRe: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by maddman: 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2020
Bewiseedet:
Not to play betting again.
To be straight with you brother, you're about to embark upon a difficult task. Just hope your brain isn't self-destructive, if not, you'll fight the urge for a while and eventually relapse, and then realise how stupid you've been and make new resolution only to fail again and, like that, the cycle continues.

Gambling dey make your brain release dopamine, one chemical wey dey totori body, 10 times more than your normal activities fit release.

I will not tell you to pray - it won't help you - but I go like make you stand gidigba for the monster ahead because, right now, only you can help yourself.
HealthRe: The Woman I Saved On Christmas Day (Graphic Photos And Videos) by maddman: 11:45am On Dec 28, 2019
Typical religionists, see as em dey shout "God bless you" upandan like say the woman go still dey alive if say the good Samaritan had said to the woman "may God heal you" and zoomed off without actually doing anything.

To the prayer warriors, if you wan help somebody, do something! All these prayers don't mean a thing in the real world.

But peeps from this part of the world are evil...get mind shoot and cut person for face like say na bush meat.

@OP you na strong man. I wish some rich guy with your kind of heart would lend financial support.
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi Signs 169 Billion Year 2020 Budget by maddman: 9:33am On Dec 28, 2019
How you go carry beautiful state like Enugu go put for God hand... the same God wey sabi Bleep things up for Bible...lol

Until the fat owambe-loving governor comot Enugu from God's hand, the state will continue to be fuc'ked in every sector.
FamilyRe: Why Am I So Melancholy? by maddman: 6:39pm On Dec 27, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
My personality has nothing to do with my ability to raise a family. And who said a reward comes with it?
Hey! If your OP is real — probably not — I'd say you're clinically depressed which might have resulted from host of factors: genetic, being a victim of any form of abuse in your formative years, substance abuse and, wait for it, being woke (I know smart peeps that dabbled into philosophy and acquired 'forbidden knowlege' about existence and eventually slid into depression).

If any of the above apply to you, good news, you can get help since you've got the cash (again if your OP is real). Simply book an appointment with a good shrink, depending on the outcome you might get some antidepressants.

But if you're brave enough to go my way — as a broke nigga who relates well with your OP but at peace with it — then you should make Mary Jane your best friend. I can't afford therapy but I can afford marijuana and it's been quite helpful.

Lastly, forget those saying one or two things about your month of birth vis-a-vis your apathy and melancholia because astrology is confirmed horsesh'it. Cheers.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Meets Benin, Niger Over Border Closure by maddman: 12:44pm On Dec 26, 2019
litetias:
Dem don return the money to my friend
Ok. Tell am to resend am.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Meets Benin, Niger Over Border Closure by maddman: 7:17pm On Dec 25, 2019
litetias:
Ok thanks Bro
No forget me if you receive alat wink
CelebritiesRe: Ogidi Brown Signs Cryme With Schnapps And Eggs (Photos) by maddman:
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RomanceRe: I Am Depressed, All My Friends Are Successful Fraudsters... by maddman: 9:53am On Dec 25, 2019
CosmicJames:
Make no mistake about it.
Karma does exist. Karma is a universal principle that cannot fail.
And don't think of Karma only reward for evil. There is also Karma for good deeds.

You also don't know what the rich are going through. Money is not everything.
At some point, money become nothing.
I pray that you will have more than enough money in your life so you will understand better
Abeg make we hear word. There's no such a thing as Karma. Many good people live in penury and suffer a lot before their death while many evil blood suckers enjoy wealth, good health and even longevity. You should read up about Karma, just another shit to make the masses not to contemplate the injustice in this world, think religion.
RomanceRe: I Am Depressed, All My Friends Are Successful Fraudsters... by maddman: 9:47am On Dec 25, 2019
Viking007:
Sometimes I begin to doubt karma exists. I'm beginning to come to the conclusion that karma is just another 'feel good' pill for the poor.
You just realising Karma is made up shit that doesn't exist? Good morning.
Christianity EtcRe: Difference Between Xmas And Christmas by maddman:
Pr0cter:
I'm doing giveaway of 5k to 10 males and 10 females.

Your moniker should be at least 6 month old.

Mention me with your Christmas message for me and your account number.


First come, first receive alert
May your eggnog be spiked with plenty of rum to get you through this holiday season. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Meets Benin, Niger Over Border Closure by maddman: 6:37pm On Dec 24, 2019
litetias:
Have you resolved this cos I'm in the same boat now. My friend sent to me from the US since Saturday and world remit sent me the message that the money is in my first bank account but since then nothing in my account
Mine turned out a fake message.

After the SMS I've been able to receive and access funds from other sources but not just the one in the mysterious SMS; no trace of the money anywhere in my account up to this very moment. I guess my friend pranked me with bulk SMS or something.

In your own case, I suspect it's a matter of time before it hits your account, I wasn't even told the actual bank the money at. Just be patient bro.
EducationRe: Which Is The Cheapest Federal University In Nigeria Currently? by maddman: 8:42am On Dec 24, 2019
TerryMcGinis:
lol..I browse am dem say na over 150grand u Go spend as new student, I just weak
But how you go do your service since you go don pass 30 years after graduation?
FamilyRe: Motherchristmas Token Giveaway by maddman: 1:32am On Dec 21, 2019
MotherChristmas:
Yellowgarri don't lose hope.This is just day 2.i read and reread the stories.
Next winner will be announced tomorrow
MotherChristmas I've dropped my story please don't forget me.
FamilyRe: Motherchristmas Token Giveaway by maddman:
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SportsRe: Andy Ruiz Vs Anthony Joshua: Photos From The Rematch by maddman: 11:49am On Dec 08, 2019
oldtruth:
Wilder more dangerous. Don't need to argue with a deluded folk like you. Against Otiz how many per percentage of punches did Wilder land? So, Wilder and Tyson are technically sound more than the Olympic champion? Told you earlier that you are daft. You just proved me right.

Joshua has more punching powers than Tyson and technically sound. Yes, Tyson has a good feet but he has been caught several time and even punched himself in a previous match. Joshua is a complete fighter.

And to Wilder, I can guarantee you, he won't even see Joshua. If you watch yesterday's match, you will know Joshua's class. Once again, you are daft my brother
Sometimes it's good to understand people's position before rushing in to smear the thread with your buffoonery. I clearly stated that Wilder is more dangerous (check meaning for dictionary) and hits harder than Joshua and that was my only comparison as long as those two champs are concerned, which you've been unable to refute.

Calling AJ a complete fighter is asslicky, because boxing isn't just about attacking or defending, how does your champ handle a punch? AJ is a suspect here and ferocious punchers like Wilder could give him a concussion - Ortiz, a known counter and formidable puncher who lost only twice to one person in 35 fights, outboxed Wilder but we both know what happened in the 7th round. And from that fight we also learned while Wilder might not be a technically sound boxer he can clearly take a punch. Fury also ticked this box, but how would Josh fare when Wilder land him those vicious blows? I suspect he'll not even take the chance for now.

Las las you don fail to show why you think a suspect AJ who's barely fought 24 fights, of which many were with bums, is a better boxer than the gypsy king - undefeated champ that slipped into depression, abused drugs, and vacated the scene for years and came back in a surprising way. If you had said, 'Fury is a boring fighter' you would have gotten a pass. I think you're just too naive to appreciate his eccentricity and smartness inside the ring. Cheers
SportsRe: Andy Ruiz Vs Anthony Joshua: Photos From The Rematch by maddman: 8:55am On Dec 08, 2019
oldtruth:
Tyson will outbox Joshua? I can bet it you just started watching boxing because of Joshua. So, shut it.
Typical dunce can only bully as they possess a mental capability of a broken tiles. I expected you to refute my comment but you's just a dumb stupid Joshua's coc''ksucker.

Ftr Tyson Fury fights weirdly but he's the best in the division, his elusive head game for a 6.9 guy is phenomenal, his leg work, ability to take a punch like a boss plus those quirky punch put him above others. I can bet your illiterate ass doesn't know Wilder who's a more dangerous and heavier puncher than Joshua landed about only 17% of his blow and was outboxed by Fury. If you think Joshua can win him on points then you must be another irrational Josh fan.
SportsRe: Andy Ruiz Vs Anthony Joshua: Photos From The Rematch by maddman: 8:16am On Dec 08, 2019
Joshua is good but overrated. Tyson Fury would easily outbox him if they were to fight each other
PoliticsRe: DSS Officials Chase Falana As He Drives Sowore Out Of Court Premises by maddman: 12:17pm On Dec 06, 2019
One established truth by now is a sound mind would never vote for Buhari. Sai Baba chanters are just mentally-impoverished imbe'ciles.
Nairaland GeneralRe: He Called After 5 Years In The US (read) by maddman: 1:05pm On Dec 02, 2019
Farmerguy:
Update!!

This morning, I had to deliver eggs to one of my customers, I loaded the truck and i drove off.. I was on the drive when a strange number called and it happened to be the guy's aunt. She said she was calling to ask for my account details just like my guy instructed her to do.. So I texted her my bank details and I've gotten an alert for 2.5m so she called back and said that was how much he asked her to transfer to me and if I was skeptical or something I could ask him directly... Now that's funny..


But I'm happy he paid back.. By the way, my farm is in ogun, its pretty big and this December, I'm gonna share eggs and some cash randomly.. It's been another good year with sales on the farm, I might not be popular, but I'd still give back.. Now that's my style
Baba I felicitate with you. From the story I deduce you have a kind heart. I can't imagine handing out up to that amount and feel alright after the person ghosted me.

Meanwhile no forget me bro, abeg try mention me incase you wan oil my aza
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Shades Dino Melaye Over Kogi Election by maddman: 6:14pm On Dec 01, 2019
Sontoribababa:
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fix your impotency first
and probably your ex might consider you back cheesy
Lol. you sef get bad mouth.

Btw I don't give a sh**t what 'em folks say about you. I like your determination in spite of the concerted efforts at muzzling you. Just keep doing your thing as long as you don't harm nobody.
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Becomes Ciroc Ambassador, Shades Big Brother by maddman:
MAJORBANKZ:
wetin maddman want take 1k do?
Nevermind
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Becomes Ciroc Ambassador, Shades Big Brother by maddman:
Na the Ciroc wey I know be this, abi na imitation?
SportsRe: Jhose Mourinho Appointed As Head Coach For Spurs by maddman: 8:42am On Nov 20, 2019
With this development I look forward to North London derby, can't wait to see what football would look like when two pussies who are so afraid of holding the ball face off.

Emery has shown to be a coward with low self-esteem who doesn't care if Burnley is playing him like Barca and Mourinho, hmm, even though successful, plays a very terrible football by deploying all his players in front of the goalie and hoping for fast break.

While both coaches are almost similar in their tactics, the edge Mou have over Unai is his superiority complex - he believes he can win you while the later believes he tried if he doesn't lose with a 2 goals margin.
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Tells Blackface To Either Sue Him Or "Shut Up" by maddman: 7:20am On Nov 16, 2019
Tuface the two faced biaatchh should shut the eff up.

How you go block the only opportunity your nigga gat to blow and expect him not to be obsessed with you.

Bros blackface no go ever forgive you for that treachery. It pains nigga

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