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See him going offensive like a mad dog because of the truth everyone knows you 're gaddem gay. Go meet bobrisky he's your type stupid iddddioot

durentsneh:
like ur hoe mother. Bring d foolish destitute here u call a mother, I'd fvck her smellin pussy so bad till she bleed to death.

Known stupid faggottt

durentsneh:
ur daddy is a thief. You hear me? He's a fvckng thief. Idiot

Hunger is really really BAD

HungerBAD:
A problem acknowledged is a problem half solved.

At 27+ what you are doing is not strange to people in that age bracket,and as you get older,your evenings(older days) start to bother you.

I don't know about the substance abuse,but at 27 I was into heavy drinking and girls too. One day I just grew up,and walked away from such life.

You are on the right part,as your self realization is the first step in making you walk away from such lifestyle.

Do not be discouraged. You can do it. You can walk away from the things you mentioned.

You are a man.

Bro you saying you want to commit sucide abi



Rat poison is just N50
It will quicken the process but a little bit painful


I got your back bro

Use a stinger missle or you can use Mrcork 's head to blow it up

durentsneh:
How do i easily open one.
Something likdis below

Known burgler




If your house is burgled this dude is responsible he's a gaddem thief true story

BabaRamota1980:
dude, get a gaddem paper clip, straighten it and push in there to prop the barrel down...insert a second one and feel for the cylinder, turn the basterd and lift up the shank. Is this a test or something Mtcheew...

So is she complaining

why can't you stuppid idiotts mind ya goddam bizness

The lady body tho ....... Fire

but they're both goats
so expect another generation of goat or goats in nine months
True story

Dude you've been scammed so expect nothing
trusst me

how is she beautiful

she looks like a goddam clown

Maybe

Hello babes am Jay

Ginaz:
Husband material

Wifey material

Ginaz:
Just pull out, what the goddamn shiit is wrong with you? You are seeing this, all this character of hers you're asking if you should stay? I don't believe it.

OK stay o, Mr 7 years relationship , who years epp? Soon you will even wish you had wasted that years and jump inside lagoon than marrying her. Her family will show you pepper, she curses without feeling she's at wrong cos it's used to her, that's her family hot tea, to throw hurtful words at someone.

If you want to live, Mr man, run without picking ur shoes, that marriage is doomed. Words kills faster than bullet. Both of you will so insult each other in your marriage with no respect.

If u like, u can stay o. I can't forget love makes one look like a mumu.

Niggga run for your life
This is a Life and Death matter

you stay you Die
you run you live

so do whatever you want

thebest1210:
It's a very long story, but I will be as brief as possible and try to give the important points.
Again, pls, don't mind my typo errors.

We have been dating for 7yrs 5 months now. All dese while, we have been having serious fights and arguments. The relationship started right from our university days. Now, we have graduated and I now have my master degree. During this period, dere is no week, we don't quarrel, I've tot of pulling out a number of times, but we still got stuck to each other. Won't lie, I have promised, countless number of times dat I will marry her, yes! And I meant it. Just waiting to have a job first, not to even "blow" b4 I will do the "right" tin.
But in the past few months, d rship has degenerated badly, she insults me like boy, call names, I insult her too. And when it results to a fight, she begins her cursing spree. Telling m how I won't succeed in life, how I will die b4 I reach 30, how I will fail and tinz won't work out for me. To make matter worse, she reported me to her younger sister, who is very far below my age, and dis small gal insulted and cursed the hell out of me. Promised to deal with me. A gal I paid putme form for?? Didn't respond to the gal, cos, it will be childish of me to exchange talks with such a small girl. To make matter worse, wen I told m gal wat her sister said, she told m to my face dat I deserved it! Kai!!
After some days, I decided to apologize to m gal for d insults and the fights. Guess what she said, dat I must apologize to her family first, including the sister b4 she forgives me. Na there my head scatter! I told her to go burn and rot in hell!
Now, i have come to realize that, in their family, I know they were trained solely by deir mother, even though the father is still alive, dey don't respect men. Men are insignificant to dem. How can I marry from such a family?? After all dese curses and insults from members of the family? Y does she always refer to my success, especially my financial success in life whenever we fight? And many other sad stories.
I want to pull out, but I don't knw how.
I need advice pls.

Stuppid idiot

Huh Do I look like a Joker or a Clown to you

chimdi101:
Na joke be that?

2pac hail mary check my signature for some lyrics

Why you cussing fine gals don't cuss

Masikay:
Dear retardéd lizard, Kindly fúck off my mentions. Please and thank you.

Sambisa Borno state

chimdi101:
Welcm where do you stay?

Hola when you need my Service

I also offer other services

My kondo is just 19.5 inches best in the world

Next time you wanna Put up a new profile pix plese crop out your face
we don 't need more horrific and nightmaric faces on nairaland
We need to see more of those twin tiding



All good

suzan404:
But I don't need your service now ....Aderola15 wollup

You the boss

Ade the weed roller master
Respek to you

Aderola15:
Boss of lyf!!!! Respek

Yes that's how we welcome potential goats here on Nairaland


The Mods lol

have all of em on my payroll ... Real shii

chivinera93:
Dis is how u choose to welcome me, i will creat a new topic for all of you, am sure the MODS will be fair enough to do justice

Not sorry about the first statement its true check it out


So how are we going work on those twin luscious babies ama treat em right

suzan404:

Aderola15:
Don't give in to them, they are bullies. Welcome d

Aderola asin Ade the roller
Master of weeed.
I sight you tuale mama nla

Aderola15:
Don't give in to them, they are bullies. Welcome d

Aderola asin Ade the roller
Master of weeed.
I sight you tuale mama nla

Please who

you see your boyfriend here?

We just telling you dey truth

Welcome to nairaland

chivinera93:
IF REMOVING MY PROFILE PIX WILL PLEASE YOU ALL, KUL.. I'LL DO DAT TO GAIN MY PEACE ONCE AGAIN

See face like Cat without whiskers

chai see boobsi

suzan404:
Tanchu

No offense to your profile picture you look a Somalian Clown

chivinera93:
Ama bite the head off with my tooth

Ama blind its one eye with a drop of glue


Ama..

Goats here Goats there

Joke section please
Lil Tunechi is Okay and Fine


Nigerians sha

No mine is Special you can't use it

will use yours

Divay22:
what.....should i use yours