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ORIJIN201:
Idi Amin

Buhari

brandydaniells:
U win!!!

bro you know little or nothing about football. Don't go about arguing cause some peeps won't take it likely like I did

Some peeps here are soooooo more than crazy have a nice day

Monalisa185:
ohhh lawd!! You see why I shoot people?

So Chelsea won Bournemouth because they were hungry but Man Utd won Sunder because they were wasteful and crappy?

Haha, your slap has not escaped from sambisa yet, wait for it

I got guns also tho

Tha Blues were hungry

Sunderland were crappy

Manyoo were lucky

But we were all happy.
Would rather want the slap to escape from Gulag prison

Monalisa185:
lol, biko who's flogging the koboko?

My moniker don finally enter nairaland book of record..

Achievement of the year 2016.. Testimony time!!

That would be me


It's 19.5 inches long
Hope you'll be ready for the lashing

brandydaniells:
Hey wake up from sleep.... U wan buy?

Ain't sleeping tho
Hell Yeah want to purchase it

Some topics needs to be screened before been allowed to be posted
When I buy Nairaland will sack all the Mods

brandydaniells:
That coach made Chelsea what it is... And the Champions League cup follows him every were he goes

What are you saying
The UCL was won by a former Blues player come coach called Roberto Di Matteo a certified Blue blooded son of a gun

brandydaniells:
Still remembered how many stars... U guys have killed there career.... If Luiz hadn't run on time... Chai

Killing of career like who? ain't they all professionals. Talking about Luiz
David or Filipe?

David is currently bossing the League now with the blues.
Filipe couldn't dispose of Azpi Who's also bossing the League big time here comes So what do you mean?
Lol your current 'Master of Negativity' of a Coach couldn't bring out the best from tha Luizs so he offloaded em

AyamConfidence:
na man u be manure na.....na una we take fertilize our winning streak

Real shi
Still reminiscing Kante's goal and the look on De Gea's face after.
Epic!!!

Up Blues

Oh Bro i'd have given you 4.5 inches out of my 19.5 inches kondo but I ain't possible.

Don't think about it was God given

Lol
joke of the decade

brandydaniells:
man u.... Is the latest football cheat

They are both football teams

brandydaniells:
it's like comparing kano pillars with Barcelona

Bournemouth roasted and feasted upon by tha Hungry Blues

you guys were lucky today sunderland were wasteful and crappy

Monalisa185:
lol... We like the suffering like that...
And I wish you a "burnt"mouth evening: P

Monalisa185:
now that compliment seems better....thank you

Hahahahaha...who sent you? Chelshit ko chelshit ni.... I like calamitous clubs, they rock... Ain't joining no chelshit...

Already too late, Man U got me hooked mehhnn

Merry Christmas to you too

So you meaan you like calamity Manyoo

pretty ladies like you usually go for cool clubs like tha Blues, Gunners(Walcott),Barca(Neymar),Real Madrid(CR7)
But you choose a calamitous manyoooo that are suffering from 'Sins of Ferguson'.
The offer is still open tho

Wish you a sunderlandic day

But who 's cruising at the top right now Liverpool No Assnall No City Manyoo Hell No. Today we'll make it a 12 consecutive

brandydaniells:
Chelsea ko Chelsea ni...
The glory departed with mourinho Wtf Chelsea compared with arsenal That's how it's supposed to be

Monalisa185:
what's"you look sweet"?

Baskeball × volleyball √

I mean you pretty

Come join tha Blues the winning team

Man U = Calamity
They either give you hypertension or take you to the intensive care unit of a hospital


Its never to late to Join

Chelsea FC

Merry Xmas

Not on my watch
you look sweet at dp
do you play basketball?

Monalisa185:
since it's for virgins only, lemme kuku come and go and kill myself

Nice of her to do this

You

coolestchris:
Who

Your stupidity is getting out of hand





iddioota

coolestchris:
And u really believed that story?

Stupppid blatant idiiot

Rat poison is N50

Airforce1:
Hi guys, hope yo preparing for Christmas in a big way.

Well, I just got my honourable self a bae for Christmas and we already feeling cool in each others arms.

As you all know, I got madt love for Yoruba peeps... maybe because i was born and brought up in Lagos.
Yoruba people are unpredictable hell yeah, that's why i sometimes pretend to be Yoruba so as to beat them down in their game of hypocrisy.

guys, Don't judge me by this post because i feel good writing sweet stories on people close to my heart.

I know the likes of SINZ, Gladiator, Drey, and that other guy that looks like an amateur criminal would hijack this thread to spew HATE comments on me .. But its ok because I know that's what happens when someone is living the kind of life you wish you had.

Thanks for reading and Merry Christmas in advance.

Airforce
Gods gift to the world.

see them measuring dicks like little pricks



when 19.5 inches kondo speaks up

you shut up

Chai see lyrics


Nairaland Certified Burgler

I greet you

How's the work

BabaRamota1980:
You dayam right, these bulbs are going to yield good when squeezed, nicely shaped. Yummy!

and her thighs and butt3, oh lordy, this is the type of @ss that give me the hibby jibbies...make my abunna quiver. Hmmm.

Just asking
so we can smoke a joint and for me to slap your face and you to slap my kondo

but where you base is far from from where I'm based

Sibeal:
I stay in Lagos. ..why?

Back to the matter where you based?

Sibeal:
You just gave me the answer I need.

Sibeal:
I don't care if you have money and cars...
The question is;Do you have sense?

Yes but why the stupid question?

You think I understand If its money I gat it,cars gat it
First of where you based at?

Sibeal:
I think I'll pass.

Real talk

chris2face:
Kai See breast
Doctor's prescription suck 3 times

I promise

you'll also taste it too(very sweet)

Sibeal:
Promises,promises..

Sibeal:
Dream on,Joseph..




Will you let me slap you?

huh
Do I look like Joseph the dreamer

Yeah babes
Will let you slap me on my 19.5 inchhesss kondo nothing more

My type of babe

let's make arrangement to smoke a joint together

Sibeal:
Yes na.