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Here's a photo of the SUG president of University of Abuja, Icon Olajengbesi Pelumi with APC presidential candidate, Gen. Buhari after a meeting in his apartment... alot of support seems to be throwing in for dis man.. wat do u think?

They look cute.. wish dem happy marriage..

All dis one na story.. all we want is a better nigeria.. hit like if u agree

I think dey look cute... #no homo

Zakkyoz:
When contacted, Publicity Secretary of
PDP, Olisa
Metuh, said PDP could not lose sleep
over Osinbajo.
Metuh, who spoke with The Nation,
said: “Who is
Osinbajo? He was an ordinary
commissioner




This 'orisha meltus' needs psychiatric assessment. is he talking to our prof.like that?

Lol.. abeg ask am again ooo..

Buhari looks soo composed.. like always

Who ever convinced the APC leaders and gladiators
to adopt Yemi Osinbajo as vice presidential candidate
to General Muhammadu Buhari deserves an award.
He is the masterstroke APC needed for 2015!
With the choice of the frontline Lawyer/Pastor as
General Buhari’s running mate, PDP chiefs have
rushed back to the drawing board, giving the caliber
of men the APC has put forward for the election.
The PDP and Presidency are said to be jittery over the
choice of the Professor of Law and former Attorney-
General and Commissioner for Justice in Lagos State.
A top source said: “ There was gloom in PDP on
Wednesday, following the announcement of
Osinbajo . The calculation was that APC will be
plunged into a crisis on the choice of its running
mate, but that was not the case."
The ruling PDP, The Nation learnt, was building its
campaign against the APC on the pillars below:
•If the APC goes for a Moslem-Moslem ticket, it (the
PDP) will brand the opposition party as insensitive to
Nigeria’s glaring religious divides; and
•A Southwest candidate will make it difficult for the
PDP to win the zone’s sympathy. Now the APC has
picked a son in-law of the late sage, Chief Obafemi
Awolowo, who is revered even beyond the zone.
Osinbajo’s “impeccable” personality has dismantled
every plan to launch an attack on the person of the
APC presidential running mate, it was said.
The ruling PDP had plotted to latch on religious
factor to win the sympathy of Nigerians during the
campaign for 2015 presidency.
There were strong indications yesterday that the PDP
has returned to the drawing board on how to curtail
the growing support base for APC.
According to sources, PDP leaders were shocked that
APC chose a running mate without rancour.
It was learnt that PDP had expected a slip from APC
in order to make a campaign gain from it.
It was gathered that some “attack dogs” had already
been positioned to launch vexatious propaganda
against the opposition on its running mate.
There have been consultations between the
Presidency and the PDP leadership since Osinbajo
was named.
The source said: “The PDP had been looking for a
slight mistake to brand APC a religious party after it
could not sustain the bigot stigma on Gen.
Buhari. Some attack dogs were on standby to hit the
APC. All the plans have now failed .
Another source said: “By picking Osinbajo, the
chances of PDP in the South-West have become
slimmer because the party had wanted to take
advantage of the political dynasty of the late Chief
Obafemi Awolowo to make an inroad into the region.
“The Presidency had tried to accommodate the grand
son of the late sage, Mr. Segun Awolowo by making
him the Chief Executive Officer of the Nigeria Export
Promotion Council(NEPC).
“But APC has also made the late Awolowo’s son-in-
law as its vice-presidential candidate putting paid to
any scheming by the PDP in the Southwest.”
A third source said: “With the emergence of
Osinbajo, the PDP has returned to the drawing board.
The ruling party is now left to base its campaign on
issues than sentiments .”
When contacted, Publicity Secretary of PDP, Olisa
Metuh, said PDP could not lose sleep over Osinbajo.
Metuh, who spoke with The Nation, said: “Who is
Osinbajo? He was an ordinary commissioner and we
have hundreds of commissioners in the country. The
APC vice-presidential candidate is an unknown
individual in politics. He is not a threat to PDP.
“One thing I know is that if it comes to issues and
performance we will win the 2015 presidential
election but if it comes to throwing anarchy or chaos,
the APC will have upper hand.”

But i thought jonathan transformed all d ports in nigeria to a world class standard.. as stated in many TAN posters... wetin dey happen now na...

Lol.. see dis OP oo.. do u xpect a nigerian on dat list?.. e go take decades oo for dat to happen.. dose folks up der are makin millions of dollars.. we neva get dat kind money to dash artistes yet..

D way dese topics dey make fp.. moderator dey sleep neh?

Am i dreamin?.. is dis on frontpage??

chimerase2:
buhari and APC has done worst than PDP

Wat hav dey done? Lagos is a testimony...

One of d few true men of God has spoken.. Nigeria will not divide. Amen

tragger25:
My name was on d 1st list on jamb website but not on the unibuja website i bought Notification Pin but waz told no admission given yet but my admission dey jambsite kampe am far from Abuja to get 2 da skul i dont hav anybodi there WHAT DO I DO PLLLZZZ!!!! NAIRALANDERS!! HELP ME!!! i waz given medicine i cnt afford to loose it!!!!

Jux chill .. no be only u.. alot of pple are complainin of d same tin.. i guess dey still updatin d names to d skool's website... jux keep checkin twill soon appear.. one of my friend alsohad d same problem.. as long as jamb gave u admission.. tis safe.. u'll nt loose it.. jux try and bee in skool on monday den u can go to d college of health in perm site for rectification.. it is well... cheers..

Ooh.. op.. aint he human?.. y wunt he run?... if na u.. u go stand der dey form bravery baa... hin INCREDIBLEness na for music na.. no be lion matter.. lion no knw wetin be "Mr" talk more of "incredible" ooo

I use to like president Jonathan oo.. buh with all dese ongoing disheartening happenings.. am jux tired and kind of giving up.. d future seems soo bleak.. and evn with all d scary tins i hear about Buhari... i think we jux need a change in power.. i dnt think we can get worse dan d current situation... President Jonathan plsss just go.. Thanks..

My humble opinion..

Behold!. A generation lost in narcissism. A populous that
believes no experience is worth having unless it’s been
uploaded and received its fair share of hits. For whom the
pinnacle of achievements is the moment of having a high numerical figure of likes and shares..

Op.. abeg wen is d time? Is it 5:30 or 6:30.. cos i saw 5:30 on d board of my viewing center

Exponental:
16. those who observe others e.g maestrojay

LoL. Y wunt i observe odas?.. wat is my eye for?? I cant jux be lookin at d lecturer's face 2ruout d lecture na..
17. The ones dat leave d topic completely and focus on d OP.

Top 15 exercises to increase height.

Height is something that many people strive
for and it can be helpful to get around your
day. If you want to get a little taller but
think you are stuck with your current height,
you may be wrong. With just a few simple
exercises you could increase your height and
start reaching for the stars.
1) Swimming
Swimming is an exercise that requires plenty
of stretching and reaching, which can
gradually increase your height. However you
will need to swim often and for long periods
in order to see significant results. You should
try and plan for two hours daily if you want
to increase your height.
2) Hanging Exercises
These exercises are just what they sound like.
You will need to hang down from a bar and
let your body stretch. You can also hang and
then bring your legs up parallel to the ceiling
to create and even better stretch. You will
want to keep this up for several repetitions
and several times a week.
3) Touch Toes
It’s time to go back to these treasured years
of gym class and touch your toes. If you can’t
touch your toes, you’re not alone and just
stretch as far as you can. If you missed gym
class you perform this exercise by standing
straight and then bending down to touch your
toes. You should hold the stretch for a few
seconds each time.
4) Cobra Stretch
This stretch is all about stretching out your
spine and elongating the body. The more you
do this stretch the more you will open up
your back and increase your height. To
perform this stretch you should lie on the
face down and palms under your shoulders.
Then arch your back by raising your chin to
form an angle.
5) Pelvic Shift
This exercise targets the spine and lower hips
and is considered one of the most effective
exercises for increasing height. To perform
this lay flat on your back with your palms
out to the sides. Keep your legs bent and
slowly push your pelvis upward. Hold the
pose for 20 to 30 seconds. Repeat this several
times for best results.
6) Leg Stretches
There are a number of different types of
stretches for legs and any stretches that work
the calves will be very useful in increasing
height. One good calf exercise is to stand
parallel to a wall and place your hands on
the wall. Put your weight on your hands and
then slowly move one leg closer to the wall.
You should feel a stretch in your calf. Hold
the position for 20 to 30 seconds and repeat
it a few times.
7) The Table
For this exercise you are going to put your
body into the shape of a table. While it
sounds easy enough this is actually a difficult
stretch that will work wonders for increasing
height. Start by sitting on the floor with your
legs stretched out. Then place your palms on
the floor with your hands facing toward your
feet. Next place your feet flat on the floor
and push your torso upward until your body
resembles a table.
Jump Rope
Jump rope is not only a school yard activity
and a great way to remember songs, it is also
a great exercise for stretching out the body,
especially the lower legs. You will build up
these muscles and stretch them out
throughout the jumping motion. The more
often you jump rope the sooner you will start
to see results.
9) Spot Jump
Jumping is an exercise that really stretches
out the cartilage in the body, especially the
legs. Repetition of vertical jumps or squat
jumps can stretch out the cartilage so that
the body gradually becomes taller. You can
either do this as an individual exercise at
home or you can play basketball in order to
get plenty of vertical jumps into your
workout routine.
10) Dry Swim or Alternate Kick
This is a great way to get the stretching
benefits of swimming even if you don’t have
regular access to a pool. In order to complete
this exercise you will need to lay on your
stomach. Stretch your arms out in front of
you with your right arm slightly higher than
your left. Then with your legs stretched out
raise your left leg up. Hold the position for
several seconds before switching your arm
and leg.
11) Super Stretch
This is an easy and very good stretch for
increasing height and reducing stress. Just
stand upright and place your hands behind
your head. Next bend your head upwards and
back as far as you can. You should do this
stretch slowly and hold each position for a
few seconds. This will help stretch out your
next and spine.
12) Two Legs Straight Up
For this exercise you will need to lay flat on
your back. Place your palms flat on the floor
at your side. Then try and raise your legs
toward the ceiling at the same time. Do the
motion slowly and stretch your legs up until
your pelvis slightly lifts off the ground. This
is a great stretch for your legs and lower
back. It is also a difficult stretch so it may
take some practice.
13) Forward Spine Stretch
This stretch is all about your back and calves.
Sit on the floor with your legs stretched out in
front of you. Now reach forward and try to
touch your toes by arching your back. This is
another way to stretch many of the same
muscles in the toe touch and you should hold
the position for several seconds.
14) Pilates Roll Over
This may be a difficult move to master but it
is well worth the effort. Lay on your back
with your arms at your sides. Lift your legs
together toward the ceiling just like the two
leg lift. Next try and bring your legs back to
touch the floor behind your head. There are
few stretches that stretch your back out so
completely. This works to strengthen and
elongate the spine so doing this stretch every
day will have great results for your height.
15) Cat and Dog
These stretches will bring out the animal in
you and have the ability to stretch your body
an inch or two as well. Start on your hands
and knees. Arch your back upward and lift
while keeping your ads tight. Hold this
position for a few seconds and then breathe
out as you push your tailbone under. Hold
this position and then repeat the stretch.
Get tall from today....

Nelsonesq:
This questioniers can be fraustrating o, you go dey pray make boring lecturer comot from class, na then dem go know say dem wan ask question.....or when the boring lecturer don finish, and he asks 'any question?' Everybody go say no except the question experts. Infact from there question you go know say dem no understand d topic

Gbam! U nak am correctly..

jachi001:
Op! which of these do you belong?

Lol.. i dey numba 15.. i also argue a litu sha..

TYPES OF STUDENTS U'LL FIND IN A TYPICAL NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM.

1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: Dese ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are always found in d front.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: dese one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey jux look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey jux keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish..
3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM.. Oh my! dese pple knw demselves.. dey are always found saying "abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i photocopy". This set of pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey jux photocopy.
4.The "this man too fast clique"..these students are damn slowww.. if d lecturer tries to fasten up note callin abit..dey jux hands down and join d onlookers.
5.The perpetual latecomer; these are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class afta lecture has started.. dey jux like sneakin-in nd i begin to wonder y d sneaking, dint u pay skool fees? Abi no be u get d admission neh?.
6. The sleepers conglomerate: this group sleep without fear or favour, dey jux find one nice spot to recieve breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey are off.
7. The pen borrowers: weda dem be students abi dem be non-learning students i dnt jux undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag is full of biros.
8. The argument lords.. dese group of pple are jux lookin for how to start a controversy.. dey jux love to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it comes to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent.
9. The Questionnaires: chei dese pple can ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can imagine sumbody asking "sir, the slaves in the plantation, were dey allowed to eat d plantain??.
10. The absentee students.. wah can i say.. these pple neva attend class buh dia names are always in d attendance and dey always write test.. ghost students.
11. The Noisemakers.. dese ones are different from d "argumentists" in dat.. d arguers hav points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps disturbing d klass.
12. The fashionists: all dey pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang oneside..
13. The fighters: anyway all na work of the devil...
14. The No-time students: these ones always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap..
15. The english Correction officers: they may not be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat..
I don try abeg.. feel free to add urz...

Our true legends... God bless u all

Op.. are u high on sumtin?... IK ogbonna and HER colombian girlfriend deported... makes me wonder if IK ogbonna is a female...

Op.. dats hw information will keep filtering in till u end up inside police station.