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MasterMind21:
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finest0007:
Imagine. How exactly is clearance supposed to go on smoothly when NASU and co are on strike. These people run CITS and co. I'm not even shocked most of us who got admitted recently can't login to upload documents

So we even plenty wey never upload.

ademilade:
I heard that anyone who has issues with login details or password for student portal should go to CITS.

I went to cits today to complain but i was told that all staffs are on strike

ademilade:
ikr.. i cant login either. but i was just offered admission last week friday on caps. I think thats what is causing the delay. Anyone else who just received their admission on caps?

Well, i got admitted like 3 weeks ago

Please i cant still login to upload my documents oo, help!

MasterMind21:
No, I didn't go with enough money.

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It has come to our greatest reality that women live longer than men now. Not because that they know how to but because the men risk their lives for anything. work, family, education, religion, just name it and one aunty will be there saying what a man can do a woman can do better, my friend, what a man can risk a woman cant do any shit.

Below are funny pics why men die faster than the women..

Please i got admitted on CAPS and cant login to the unilag biodata page. Am i the only one affected pls?

ayozainy:
Very true. you are to go to your faculty for the screening

Did you go? If NO, where did you get the information from?

please i want to update my biodata online, but the school site is not working.. anyone with the same issue?

i also heard that registration is begining today oo

The non-teaching staff in the universities have said that their members will not resume work today pending when the Federal Government will pay them their Earned Allowances totalling over N66 billion.
But the Federal Government has promised to mop up money for the non-teaching staff comprising the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU) Non-Academic Staff Union of Universities and Associated Institutions (NASU) and National Association of Academic Technologists (NAAT), alleging that the N23billion released to the four university-based unions was hijacked by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU).
Meanwhile, there appears to be internal wrangling and suspicion between the non teaching staff under the umbrella of Joint Action Committee (JAC), and ASUU, as it was gathered that the two groups are working at different directions over Earned Allowances.
It would be recalled that as a result of the strike embarked upon by the four university based unions over the non-implementation of agreements entered into with the Federal Government especially on Earned Allowances, ASUU which had the upper hand in the committee set up by the government went home with about N18billion, leaving the balance of about N4billion to the three unions.
As institutions in the country are expected to resume academic activities today, the JAC of universities non-teaching staff has said that there will be no work for members until the Federal Government implements its own part of bargain in the terms of settlement reached, recently.
Speaking to newsmen, the Chairman of JAC, and National President of the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU), Comrade Samson Ugwoke said that there was no going back on the strike till the Federal Government honours the terms of settlement entered into with the JAC.
Ugwoke said, “The situation is that JAC is not resuming work at all, no work for today. As far as JAC is concerned, the strike continues and any university that is putting up programme is wasting its time because we are going to tighten up situation.
“JAC has already ruled that there will be no going back until government does what is needful and government knows that.”
On whether the Federal Government has made any effort to negotiate with the affected three unions, Ugwoke said, “We are expecting the Federal Government to call for a meeting but NAC of SSANU is holding an emergency meeting by Tuesday somewhere in the country, and we are surely going to take further steps to ensure strict compliance to total and comprehensive strike.
“JAC is also to meet anytime from now to ensure compliance. So, there is concession at all.”
He explained that there was a meeting between the JAC and Federal Government representatives on 19th December, 2017, and that the representatives of government expressed regrets in what happened, especially the sharing formula of the N23billion in which the three non-teaching unions were given a paltry sum of about N4billion, while the rest went to the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU).

Source: www.thetidenewsonline.com/2018/01/08/fg-accuses-ASUU-of-hijacking-n23bn-as-ssanu-nasu-naat-continue-strike/&grqid=QyaMjirM&hl=en-NG

When the Jamaican people speak their Creole, everyone loves it, they all want to speak like them. You know why ? It’s because they appreciate and show pride when speaking the creole. But as for my fellow Naija man, he doesn’t want to speak pidgin because he feels pidgin make people think less of him, that he his uneducated, not civilized and probably local. According to wikipedia, the official language in Nigerian is English but we all know that the common language we speak in Nigeria is Pidgin. Nwanne be proud to speak your pidgin whether it is the simple pidgin or waffi pidgin, that doesn’t stop you from speaking good english when you want to.
Below are Proverbs translated from all language into pidgin english.
Enjoy!



Opolo eye no be open eye
loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn’t make you civilised

Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.
loose translation: Let sleeping dog lie

Bring suya, bring suya….na cow body dey suffer am.
loose translation: Every action has a consequence

E go better na e go better, na im make ibo man still dey Kano
loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.

Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start.
loose translation: Serious things sometimes start like joke


Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.
loose translation: Slow and steady wins the race

The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.
loose translation: Don’t cry over spilt milk

Nearly no dey kill bird.
loose translation: It’s either you have it or you don’t

Fly wey no get special adviser na im dey folow dead bodi enta grave
loose translation: Don’t stay ignorant

No matter how lizard dey do press up e no go get chest like aligator
loose translation: Be proud of who you are

The cassava today fit be gari tomorrow
loose translation: No condition is permanent

If mad man don beat ur mama before,if she see mechanic she go run…
loose translation: once beaten twice shy

Jollof Rice wey dey for d bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro
loose translation: no condition is permanent

Fowl wey dey carry for head no dey know say to waka na work.
loose translation: A dependent would not know the value of what he/she is enjoying.

Na from clap dance dey start.
loose translation: Big thing don’t happen suddenly!

Cockroach wey dey form swagger… if e summersault reach fowl place na for Nairaland dey go read im tori
Loose translation:Know your boundaries

Person wey borrow cloth go party, no dey dance too much

Who read na im serious,who pass na im know book

weda nyansh face east or west, na still back e go dey

“The Fly wey perch on top Butter think say im be Butterfly”

A bird in hand….na better suya be that.

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep…na orphanage home fit am.

The journey of a thousand miles, beta make u go airport go take fight.


Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket
loose translation: You can’t do somethings if there are no certain conditions.

Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup
loose translation: You Can’t Run Away From Your Destiny

Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
loose translation: Keep calm! Nothing last forever

Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef
loose translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!

Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent
loose translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish.

To piss no hard but fowl no fit.
loose translation: It’s easy doesn’t mean everyone can do it.

NO matterhow dark room wan be, man go still locate woman breast.
loose translation; There is always a way when something matters much.

Custard na just pap wey jand
loose translation: Appearances are often misleading. – Looks are decieving

Wetin concern agbero with twitter handle or malu with face cap?
loose translation: Mind your business.

If life dey show you pepper my guy make pepper soup
loose translation: Make something good out of a bad experience

I get am before no be property
loose translation: Stop living in the past and start living in the present.

If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate
loose translation: Don’t outstay your welcome

Rolling stone, of course na person push am now!
loose translation: There is always a reason for something

Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala
loose translation: Easier said than done

No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.
loose translation: Calm down,your temper won’t solve the problem

Every mallam with em own kettle, every aboki with em own radio.
loose translation: Every man for himself

You no need cutlery to chop slap
loose translation: You don’t need my translation to understand this

Add your own proverbs


Source: http://abovewhispers.com/2016/02/21/20-nigerian-pidgin-proverbs-that-will-surely-make-you-laugh/&grqid=-Z2wkdMJ&hl=en-NG

Abeg! Where i fit see Postutme result print apart from the one on my application form ?

Sirme411:
my Grandma plus 2bottles of Cold Origin....Deal?

Alabamusa!

Please where can i get my candidate Postutme result?

oyonu:
Mr Fakeye the French teacher. sounds familiar from birch Freeman high sch

Exactly man, he was my french teacher den. Did yu attend birchfreeman 2?

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13. And we dat like choping cane last be like

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THIS FTC IS NOT FOR SALE!!!.. But i dedicate it to the gala seller that stole my change at ifo, you collected 1000 naira and failed to give me my 900 change... All eyes on you cus i know yur real face