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This thread smells.

Sharap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIAFRAN SMELLS

I am Happy to Be A July Product happy Birthday Fellas

World greatest Icon of all time is July 31st  and that's me Dudes you are very lucky to have me here in Nairaland



List of Greatmen Celebrating with me this year
http://www.nndb.com/lists/730/000106412/

Abeg ooooooh make i first carry my family finish first ohh, den the BIAFRANS can continue from where they stop in 15 January 1970

Hey Dudes
President. Yar adua just told me the Acronym of Biafra now he said it means ( Butcher Igbos in Africa) So for those noise maker here in Nairaland beware. Remember Nigeria has started there nuclear program don't let them test it in your Small Local government called Biafra

Ask the all seeing Pastor when someone like me who is very healthy will die.

I Predict that you will die 100yrs from now



Come Pay your Offering oh

Omo that is Medicine after Death who don die don die men all this one na we dey call (Prophetic
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I Predit that Yar'adua will not come for Second Term

If only i can Delete this Thread


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The General Overseer of a pentecostal church in Port Harcourt, River State narrowly escaped being lynched on Monday night after he and an aide were caught attempting to bury charms in the home of a businessman.

He had intended to deceive the man and the crowd at a crusade that the charm was buried in the businessman’s house by enemies.

Unfortunately, the evil plot of the general overseer whose church (name withheld) is located in the Diobu area of the capital city blew up in his face as his aide, also a pastor, was caught bringing out the calabash of charms from his clothes, while the ‘deliverance’ prayer was in progress.

Incidentally, it was the businessman who in defiance of an order that all eyes remain closed while the charm was being dug out, caught the pastor in the act.

The general overseer’s journey to disgrace began when he attended a three-day crusade of another church, Destiny Blenders Church at the Eagle Island area of the city as the guest preacher.

It was gathered that during his ministration, the general overseer announced to the crowded congregation that he had a vision that a charm was buried in the residence of the businessman to destroy his wealth and health with the sole intention of killing him slowly.

The senior clergyman who also preaches weekly on one of the local television stations, consequently arranged for his aassistant pastor to unearth the buried charm while the main crusade was in progress.

On arrival in the home of the businessman, a deliverance prayer laced with speaking in tongues, commenced with all eyes closed while the assistant pastor started digging a particular spot already identified as where the destructive charm was supposedly buried.

Unknown to all who were gathered at the ‘uprooting’ exercise, the businessman did not close his eyes and he saw the assistant pastor bringing out the satanic calabash from his pocket and raised alarm.

The assistant pastor was alleged to have confessed that his General Overseer gave him the calabash to bury and pretend that it had been there long before the crusade.

He was later led back to the crusade venue where the general overseer apparently oblivious that his dubious plot has been exposed, was still preaching.

Both men were later beaten black and blue before they were handed over to some mobile policemen who led them away.


When contacted, Police spokesperson in the state, Mrs Rita Inoma-Abbey (DSP), told Daily Sun that she was yet to be briefed on the incident.



END TIME IS NEAR!!!

Why are you in australia and not in ur beloved nigeria

are there no Americans in Nigeria? i am here to learn more about Tourism so that i can help my Country (NIGERIA) in that aspect

You shall see it befall on you, you make jokes of starving children? Anyway it's your own head you laid a curse on, whether it be internet oh!

You asked for it now you have it, those are your Biafran brodas who suffered during the War

or you want see your Family own too

@ Ijawwoman


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you are really a dully

Diplomat Huh

Just kidding Dude

are there no foreigners in Nigeria??

i am a Diplomat here ok??

please fellas i want to know why these biafran miscreants wont go and get their own forum and leave this forum for we naijerians


at least the name Nairaland i thinks was derived from our Money Naira
they keep on posting shits
if the war really come now them no go wan die oh come dey short Nairaland Bandwidth




maybe some people wan be like this

Can't a State government repair a Federal Road?? who collects Revenue on that road? Federal Government i guess