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Ahh u dey plan kill ur boyfriend nee

Ehnn
Tahhh..
Say na struggling days ..
Just say when she had no fame

Hmmm
I fear this our generation oo
Omo see as this fine girl don go like that oo

Enny2013:
Dis reminded me d day dis tin,of all places,had to NACK me on d face while sleeping at abt 2:00am.I was alone n it was my resumption day in school. I didn't take my time to do proper clean up cos I was tired. I received multiple stings on my hands too as I was trying to locate my phone on d bed cos I switched off d light n my room. My hands kept touching it n it kept stinging till I found my phone.I even thought dey were many.i saw it clear on my white pillow.u nid to c it's pose. Dis tin was still ready for war even after seeing me wt light. I angrily smashed it n it messed up my bedspread wt black substances. I screamed wen I started feeling something vibrating all over my face n body.I looked d mirror n my right eye was red n swollen.pple came to my rescue n a lodge mate told me to drink my urine,chew onions n soak d
scorpion in a bucket of water. I did dese n was relieved afterwards.in d mourning, I called my dad n he said nothing would've happened to me without First Aid as scorpion stings do not affect my lineage.I was shocked. No pains though; only vibrations,but I was scared.

Stevyne:
It's rampant in Kogi state tho... Just funmigate the room, if possible the surrounding

Ok sir

Stevyne:
Very rampant in Kogi state.
Idah especially

Abii?
Though I'm in Dekina

NovesaTillie:
I trust only myself.
As Much as I will love my partner I will always sleep with one eye open.

If Peter could betray Our Savior Jesus Christ who then is your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Lol .. your funny Sha
I'm just here to read comments
Please the next person entering thread to comment should please buy pop corn..I no hold money for hand

I don't blame him ..I blame our lawmakers, I thought the arms of government were supposed to have equal power ..
But you see this kwantree ..e don dabaru ..
Only God can help
And I pray for God's help

God please give Nigerians Sense.. our mumu don do

adepojuis:
You need to be careful,I believe there are others of it kind still on the roof,same shi.t happens to me during my service year,better get sniper and fumingate the room.

Sure thanks

BlackfireX:
Poor people eeeehhhh


They attract dangerous things eeeehhhh

Are u for real ??
Was it necessary for you to say this ?

Mastakija:
are u in ilorin
Or Northern part of Nigeria?

No I'm in kogi state

iLoveYouToo:
I for pack out of that area A$AP.

Omo ...u won't understand..we don't have.choice naa

juniorstar:
Which state?

Kogi state

Totilopussylick:
it still doesn't mean you should leave it dirty .

That's not what I'm insinuating naa..
Infact u need to see the environment I'm staying sef ..oga it's a village ..
And God knows I'm trying my best

Totilopussylick:
Never forget to fumigate your house once in a while

Sure thanks ...
Though it's the accomodation given to me by my PPA ..I'm currently serving

Freebirs:
I Neva 4get d day dix MF run my matter. I just de think many tins 4 my mind wit d gadamn pain...

I know right ..
Same thing with my mom
She was forming iron while the pain was unbearable ...lolz

Whhat

onlinetomola:
Thank God! Your Village people still couldn't get you tonight

You escaped the trap again

U know right

mymadam:
A nice pet you've got there buddy. I envy you

Lolzz

Nostring:
Trow am fr mouth

Ahh I see u lolz
U want me to be scorpion king abii

See What I Found Just Now In My Room(photo)

Thank God I wasn't asleep yet ..
Was just watching a movie then I heard a noise ...
Then I started searching and I found this under ma bag ..

millionboi:
becareful,most of them are scam

Ok thanks ..

Doradorwa:
wow.. That's my younger brother birthday....

Mine is December 31st

At last ..ahhhh
Haven't meet any before

Starz825:
Investment, in Nigeria...ok ooo
I will advise you to be very very careful..
This is Nigeria...pls put this at the back of your head....
When I hear the word investment, I dey run like say Dem dey chase thief

I'm sure the reason behind this your talk might be because of some bad experience u had .. so please hope u don't mind sharing please..I just want to learn something..

Ok
27th may children's day

Hmm

merits:
What is agroline and what is all about?

Actually it just an investment u put ur money in and after 8 months u get ur profit ..A friend o mine introduced it to me.
And for me, I will like to try it though there might be risk but I just have a positive feeling about it

Ahmback:
None!!!
And I won't call anyone till someone calls me first. I don too dey waste my airtime

Lol ..calm down naa
You can call any of your family member naa

This people are funny shha lolz
They will just build a skyscraper and then add broom at the top to increase the height
And then they will now say "tallest building" lol..like Burj khalifa
Modified..
For all those quoting me and insulting and saying I'm naive and all that ...
I just want to say all of u are very stupid and mad ..
Ur sense should have told u i was joking and tryna catch cruise ...
infact is it ur comment ?? Stupid people

Happy new year Nairalanders!!
So I've been seeing threads about first happenings and things this year ..
So I decided to ask ...
Your first 3 calls this year , I mean the ones you received only ..
Mine was from my two best friends and from my mom, so how about u ?