₦airaland Forum

Tenrack:
Okay.....I was played..and I've become bitter, yadiyadiya...And who told you I'm not working on myself? And who told you I want to have "anything" to do with females? Keep your advice to yourself. I don't need it. And please y'all should stop brandishing 'we have mum and sis" narrative ..it's getting stale. "you've really become bitter" shey I tell you say I won dey sweet going forward? See me see wahala. Keep your freaking advice to yourself and mind the business that pays you. I'm not getting married to your sister. Let me be bitter in peace. Sho gbo?

Over vex dey worry you bro 🤣😂🤣. You emptied all your arsenal on the dude 😁

hope4nigeria:
What is even human problem self, you have 70years to live, you go dey investigate something that will take 1m years to grow a kilometer, wetin consign you?

😂🤣😂

This is a good development 😁. It will help reduce this menace in our society as cutting corners has become the order of the day. God bless the legit hustlers out there 🙏

Texcyndy:
It is just prediction. If you like go and be gambling on what people are claiming they saw, you will bite your fingers.

You no go mind your business? There are people with gifts of predictions/dreams. You not being gifted in such areas doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Guobe is a good example that predicts wella

Tradepunter2:
This man should stfu.... he didn't say a thing when his trrrssst sympathiser buhari was in power..... this man is Nigerias greatest enemy....

Very true, but things are far more worse than it was back then. God abeg o

Cherrybae:
This match will end on penalty . This I have seen.

Mark my words

Try and be dropping sure odds like this when you see one 😁, I wish I saw it on time. So seer don dey for nairaland now 😳

saphiere:
Cho cho Cho cho no evidence . ............
I washed a gutter
I slept in the market
I never had food to eat.

So much gossip for a male figure

Why are you so pained by someone sharing his stories to motivate others You sure say you well sapphire abi wetin you call yourself again?

igatit:
This is a true life story. The names of the true characters have been changed.

I USED ANOTHER MAN'S SEED (SPERM) BECAUSE I WAS INFERTILE

I got married to my sweetheart Andrea Asor Awen in Dec 2011 traditional wedding in Anyingba, Kogi state. I married the daughter of the famous "Alhaji Kampala". And then did the white wedding in February 18 2012 in Makurdi, Benue state.

After the wedding, we were so excited and looked forward to a blissful marriage. All our Amen's were in place, especially to prayers for children. After about 6 months into the marriage my wife didn't take in eventhough i was consistently performing my conjugal duties on a daily basis (no exaggeration) except when we had the monthly visitor which was very much not welcomed as at the time. Infact it always brought tears.

Then the Hospital excapades began, I will prefer not to mention the names of the doctors and hospitals because I didn't ask their permission to mention them in this post and it might protray them in a light that might be in my opinion unacceptable to them. But i sure appreciate them for every thing they are doing and medicine is a blessing, God uses Medicine also to help us.

I first of all visited a lab and did a sperm count and when the test came out, hmmm. The report said they was no sperm to even count. The news came so hard, oga you no get any sperm count.

This meant i was INFERTILE not IMPOTENT (know the difference). Boy, did I cry..I cried oooooooooooooooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭. After all, Jesus too cried and it wasn't tears of joy. My wife of life was there for me. Thank God for this kind of wife, she was there petting me as i was sulking.

We now went to the hospital, and did more tests and results were the same. I started treatment alongside prayers, drugs became my steady companion and my curiosity always took me to the hospital for sperm count. I was always disappointed. I even went to this herbal guys one chief Ba.... Need i to mention, desperation can make you do anything. the man gave me those herbs that were bitter and I couldn't stand it and that was the straw that broke the camels back.

During this ordeal, the enemy suggested to me that God was punishing me for all the sins i ever committed...mtcheeeeew😏. I didn't know what i know now, i prayed and fasted, my wife did dry fasting two times at MFM and a little glimmer of hope.
The sperm counted but not up to one thousand ( Normal semen contains 40 million to 300 million sperm per milliliter. A low sperm count is considered to be anything between 10 and 20 million sperm per milliliter. Twenty million sperm per milliliter may be adequate for pregnancy if the sperm are healthy. )but it was really poor. One day i told God to just kill me nah.

At some point after another 2 years, My doctor suggested IUI (Intrauterine insemination) Intrauterine insemination (IUI) — a type of artificial insemination — is a procedure for treating infertility. The Urim & The Thummim. Sperm that have been washed and concentrated are placed directly in your uterus around the time your ovary releases one or more eggs to be fertilized.

which i paid for heavily and it didn't work. And he also suggested IVF which i declined and ofcourse I didn't have money for. At this point we tried several other doctors, one referral to another, and let me add, my wife too was running all kinds of tests and scans o. And continuous intake of drugs.

Finally i got tired, we had heard tens of stories of causes of infertility and most were tied to witchcraft, fathers house, mothers house, wedding gifts etc.

I decided if my seed (sperm) will not work, i am going to use another Man's seed (sperm). Infact i was told by one of those doctors resident in Abuja that i can use another mans seed(sperm), i can be given one with the kind of xtics for a child i like.
It occurred to me that i knew a man's that is just perfect.I knew a man's own that matched all the characteristics i desired. He is fine, good blood group, good health, rich and strong. His name is Jesus.

THE WORD SEED AS USED IN THE BIBLE IS THE ROOT WORD FOR SPERMA, WHICH IS THE WORD SPERM COMES FROM.

I studied all the cases of child delays in the bible, Mary the mother of Jesus, Hannah, Abraham, Samson's mum, Isaac and even Elizabeth etc i paid more attention to Abraham's because it had more evidence. All their conception came from the Sperma of Gods word.

After about 4 years and some months, in June of 2015, to cut long story short.
I was reading the bible and by the Spirit stopped on Mathew 18:19 and it felt like my room lit up with a bright light, the entrance of thy word giveth light.
The scripture says St. Matthew 18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.

Brothers and sisters, the moment this revelation hit me, I called my wife from the shop just Infront of our house into the parlour that day, she sat down and said how far. I read the scripture to her and i said this is the key to our conception. The Urim & The Thummim. I said to her excitedly, this verse will give us our Children.

I said how many of us are here? She replied just Two of us.
I said we meet the first requirement (IF TWO SHALL).

Second requirement, Shall agree on earth... I said babe where are we? She said on earth.
Thirdly, i said let us agree that this month we will concieve and nine months later you will deliver our first born son. We held hands and i declared Lord you cannot lie thank you because we asked for a child and we have agreed according to your word that it is done ALREADY (Past tense).

And from that day, i never did any sperm count again or even take any drug, Heaven bears me witness. Because i used the seed of God's word and we believed it is more than potent. The count is appropriate. We just maintained Thanksgiving for what we have already.

Dear reader, 9 months later exactly, our first born son came. (agreement in June, she missed her period in July, Noah Asor Aver Awen came march 18th 2016 do the maths). 5 months later my wife concieved again I didn't know the agreement continued because i was just playing my regular computer game😜 with no pregnancy in mind. My daughter Shine Mchivirter Awen came.

And on January 10th 2022 my 3rd born son Ethan Terseer Kashimana Asor Aver Awen Ahough Taku was born. How do i deactivate this seed?🤔

Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing the seed (sperma) of Gods word cannot impregnate. Any dried situation, barren condition, dead and forgotten problem, demonic sickness, stopping satan in his tracks, pls apply the seed (sperma) of Gods word and believe.

On the 18th of February 2022 exactly, my wife and i just clocked 10years of marital bliss.
I say this boldly without mincing words MARRIAGE SWEET ABEG.

Hebrews 4:12 (AMP)
For the Word that God speaks is alive and full of power [making it active, operative, energizing, and effective]; it is sharper than any two-edged sword, penetrating to the dividing line of the breath of life (soul) and [the immortal] spirit, and of joints and marrow [of the deepest parts of our nature], exposing and sifting and analyzing and judging the very thoughts and purposes of the heart.

Happy 10years wedding anniversary to us"

Rest and Rejoice!

Source: Olufunke Gbarada (The Urim & The Thummim)
#perfectedlight #WaitingOnTheLord
#TheWordWorks #TestimonyFriday
#Testimony

He’s yes and amen for a reason 😂, happy anniversary and those children will live long for the expansion of His kingdom 🙏

CoronaVirusPro:
Dude finally got his senses back!

If religion was that good. The White man would have hoarded the knowledge.

They could have sold us fake and Satan might even be the real God.

Imagine a God that threatens a pastor that he will kill his first son if he leaves the church. Does anyone believe a supreme being can be that wicked?

It’s good for us to start questioning our beliefs and trying out other means of reaching out to the supreme being if there is any.

Ogba dey worry you I swear😂, don’t gamble with your eternity 🙏

Wahala be like Putin 😂

flokii:
Relocate to Igboland to fulfil your mom's wish na.. is anyone holding you?.

Proud Yorubas are doing their thing, achieving great feat in music, movie, sports, medicine, academics, business etc.
No modafvcker can talk Yorubas down.
Most if not all of the dollar billionaires from Nigeria are Yorubas,
At least 5 out of top 10 richest Nigerians are Yorubas.

Yorubas are the real deal, reason other tribes can't stay away from Yoruba ingenuity.. Even globally, Yorubas have that recognition.

Did he disputed your claim or argued with you? He was only sharing his mother’s wish and you’re here doing tribal dragging, oga oooO

SarkinYarki:
These are the airforce jet available

Alpha jet ( relic)
L39 Albatross (relic)
F7 ( Chinese version of Cold war mig 21)
J17 ( block 1) multirole fighter
A29 Tucano ( Turbo prop ground attack)

Oga which of these aircraft can hit a target from 30kms away , which of them them can track and lase multiple target beyond visual ?

Let's talk

Are you asking to feed them back in the forest cos I don’t get it🤨. Discussing and analyzing your defense system capabilities in the open while the enemy might be observing. Something is wrong with your reasoning I swear

Kobojunkie:
Why do you folks say this nonsense all of the time? Will his stepping down from the podium change the fact that RCCG celebrates him and his many lies or something?

Tread carefully kobo,the floor is really slippery 🥺. I know you will come with your analysis of how and why but a word is enough for the wise

The cursed entity that stabbed Mrs Eze will know no peace 😡,haba what kind of inhuman act is this? When did we get it so bad in this country
I pray God comforts her family and the ogun state government should bring perpetrators to book

No be juju be this 😳? Guy go sorfrey abeg 😂

Brace yourself for more impact cos people like her won’t change her mind except she finds someone else that sweeps her off her feet. I am stuck with one since 2013 and she doesn’t care if I’m married or not despite the serious rejection. God help you man 😂

Every beginning has an end

BlackPantherxXx:
No be yamm.m le.g.g amaka ?

Like mother Like daughter.... ALWAYS easy to harvest

What does it profit you if you keep indulging in tribalism and you lose your soul 🤨

helinues:
That's personal

😂🤣😂🤣
Bad guy man,he used style dodge the bullet

helinues:
It should have been the so called low income earners with the literature for better understanding

He’s been sarcastic now

Vergovert:
Oya tell us na Mr egbeji oloogun.

People like you are already learning from nollywood,google and Facebook so no stress me abeg 😁

KennethOkonkwo:
They ended like every human being like you,OBI,ATIKU and I will end.


Death!

Is this truly Kenneth okonkwo that I know or an imposter here,wahala no dey finish

DeLaRue:
See confidence.

Now and and again, I still go back to listen to the famous and now historical 'Emilokan' speech to remind myself of the importance of self belief in my professional and business circles.

When you tell a sitting President, it is my turn, and there is nothing you can do about it, and you make it happen. It is incredible.

As far as I am concerned, that Emilokan speech is an epochal political speech in the history of Nigeria. It will never be forgotten.

It could also be the completion of an already chanted incantation before he mounts the the podium to talk. I know how these things works 😂

That crack you called little is actually a big issue cos it’s Samsung bro. Will you collect 50k

Funkybabee:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, I hope you all are doing good? Who can share their experience regarding Motorcycle and tricycle given to people to deliver.

I spoke with my mum and she said I shouldn't dare because Nigerians are wi¢ked in that kind of business while speaking to someone today, that one emphasize a lots on it, which is why I decided to come here to hear people experience about it

Can you share your experience when given out a bicycle or even car to deliver money daily but turned sour?

Forget Nairaland advice an listen to your mother cos what she can see sitting down,you won’t see it even when you climb the tallest iroko tree 🌲. My dad had 5 vehicles for transport biz and it turns out to be a bad investment for him cos a driver ran away with one,the other had an accident with one and it was a completely damaged,other drivers wrecked the vehicles to drop his key and start buying theirs.
Lesson learnt: investing into transportation biz isn’t a bad idea if you want to handle it yourself,I tried it with my personal car on part time basis when I needed urgent cash once and trust me,it makes a whole lot of sense.

RIP to the dead.
The friend should stop the emotional blackmail cos they lost their jobs. It’s an honorable thing to do so if you terminate your employees appointment cos you can’t afford to pay him/her due to some circumstances rather than keep owing them for several months,it has happened to me before as well,and life goes on.
Federal government still owes my mom her gratuity and she’s retired over 8years and this one is crying for 8months cos he want to paint the church red God will judge the intentions of our hearts all. Any fool that can’t comprehend what I wrote should piss off already

columbus007:
I think it's high time the efcc starts taken those who flaunt foreign currency for questioning.

People like you are tyrant/oppressors. I don’t know when it becomes an offense to possess a foreign currency. You’re not yet in the corridor of power and your statement reflects your personality 😡

a million Nairaland would boost my crop farming right now as it will be used to purchase irrigation pump machine and other mechanized tools needed to achieve increase in food supply.
Below are pics of my nursery for tomatoes and pepper waiting to be transplanted on the cleared farmland.