₦airaland Forum

Greenbullet:
I pity u ,over 1.5 would have sufficed.

Halftime and still goal less

x2

"May"

lekkie073:
some questions are better left unanswered .

Ignorance is bliss

Ticket don cast since 12:45,wetin consign mi

Make d uniform dey crawl sef,boyz go still yansh.

Who d guy epp....d lady jorrrrrr

R u f**kN kiddin me,r u kiddin f&$kin,r u f&$kin me in between...yes diversify and prioritize since 1980,it's a super story.

Hallack:
I don't understand. Is that a name of a game? Or is it a girl u're talking about? because no girl can me look super silly that hurt will turn my love into burning hatred instantly

Yea a lady in a white dress,just light her up and she's all urs.
Loyal 2 d core and she doesn't discriminate.
Enjoy

adroitvezy:
if you don't do any of the above, its either u're having a low self esteem (i don't mean any insult pls) or u're in an unrequitted love. Move on man.

Guy no fit be himself without mofos shouting low self-esteem.Thunder fire low self esteem
Who e epp

Hallack:
If i was rejected i'll just move on to my video game console..trust me once i touch the pad ur memories burning away like dry bush on fire...lol..

Try Mary Jane

FTBOY:
the Op failed in some part, obviously. why would i keep asking a girl, who doesn't want me, out all the time?

Cus goat dey learn whr guys dey...No means yes and yes means yes,na so my big bros teach mi.

3,5,7

Reference:
So you can see that the problem is not the government but the people. They ultimately decide what happens. They refuse to study their history. Failed to study the Buhari regime of 1983, failed to study the Obasanjo regime of 1978, failed to study the Goodluck regime of just 2 years ago so I won't be surprised to see IBB back as lord and saviour.

Bros u dey reason..I wish d govt would stop d blame game and try as much as possible 2 salvage Nigerians 4rm ds crisis.

Nigeria is an oil producing country,we r not spz'd 2 experience fuel scarcity.Its not about APC or PDP it's common sense...ode

Gracito:
Lol. Wetin I wan talk now?

Hw forgot 2 blame GEJ...strange

Blame me instead

MadCow1:
Implicated Public officers MAY be prosecuted.. #Emphasis on May!

Only sensible comment so far...Bar man pls do d needful.

Dem don wake lion...one day isn't enough

Lemme save u guys d trouble...blame me instead.

Somebody has 2 take d fall and mos def not d FG...smh

schumastic:
SEX to me is over rated but my ? is this, why do ladies feel they are doing a guy a favor when ever they have sex with him?

the last time i checked both parties enjoy it cus is not a one way thing

U don get sense 4 Lagos at last
Face ur problem

bloodyBLOGGER:
ashaewo no be work o.

be like Jane... be a classy girl... work for your own money.

Olosho na person pikin guy..

bloodyBLOGGER:
baba, I fall maga one time ni o!

I remember a girl I dated for 3yrs. In the 3rd year, she started complaining that I was too stingy and sheet. This made me to squeeze 10k out of my pocket to give to her hoping it will make her happy. I was still a student then. After sending the money into her account, I never got a thank you call from her. I even thought maybe I sent it into a wrong account number that's why she hasn't called to at least acknowledge that she got it. By evening, I called her but she refused to pick my multiple calls even till the 3rd day.


When she eventually picked, she was like... "is it because of ordinary 10k that you have been bugging my phone?...is that the amount your mates give to their girlfriends?" I was just a student then o

I was dumbfounded. if I tell you the shege wey I show the babe later ehn...till today she still dey cry.


After some few months of no calls and texting, she decided to come back to me. No p, I accepted her back but distance couldn't let us see. When we finally agreed to see, you won't believe that this girl told me that she can't come to my place unless I take her out to buy her a phone and that instead of coming to my house, she would only wait for me at the bus stop closest to my place for me to come meet her there then head straight to the phone store. shooooooo! :obaba, I fall maga one time ni o!

I remember a girl I dated for 3yrs. In the 3rd year, she started complaining that I was too stingy and sheet. This made me to squeeze 10k out of my pocket to give to her hoping it will make her happy. I was still a student then. After sending the money into her account, I never got a thank you call from her. I even thought maybe I sent it into a wrong account number that's why she hasn't called to at least acknowledge that she got it. By evening, I called her but she refused to pick my multiple calls even till the 3rd day.


When she eventually picked, she was like... "is it because of ordinary 10k that you have been bugging my phone?...is that the amount your mates give to their girlfriends?" I was just a student then o

I was dumbfounded. if I tell you the shege wey I show the babe later ehn...till today she still dey cry.


After some few months of no calls and texting, she decided to come back to me. No p, I accepted her back but distance couldn't let us see. When we finally agreed to see, you won't believe that this girl told me that she can't come to my place unless I take her out to buy her a phone and that instead of coming to my house, she would only wait for me at the bus stop closest to my place for me to come meet her there then head straight to the phone store. shooooooo!

On the D-day, she texted me as early as 6am saying she only has money for transportation from ojo local government down to ikeja but no return ticket money. I told her I will sort that out.

By 11am she buzzed my phone to let me know she was at ikeja waiting for me. I just texted her that she should start begging for money from strangers cos she won't even see my face talk less of giving her transport money to go back home. Niggah switched of his phone immediately.

2yrs after, I called her to say hi. she was just crying bitterly on phone and narrating what I made her go through, how she had to beg for money before she could go back home.

she got what she deserved.

@vizkiz

I love ds guy...NoHomo
U go get sense for Lagos
Guy u b hardcore

Segadem:
Even if El-rufai denied ever slap his deputy but we know his deputy slapped him.

Even if Buhari has not performed to expectation his four years us assured.

Even if the hotness of the sun is times seven of what we experience nowadays some dudes will still wear suite go to office.

With tie sef

America is one of the most corrupt countries in the world.

may,plans,allege,targets,will

ddippset:
yeah that's my group. Camron, Jim Jones and Santana. Iam à fan.

Same here bro and freaky zeeky

ddippset:
Cry cry party. Upon all the results favouring pdp they are still crying. Inec has given them 95% victory they are still crying and accusing inec. What wont they do if inec had given apc more seats? Inec they fucck up sha! If u accuse me right like that then I must prove you right by giving you only 1 seat.

Sir r u a fan of hiphop group diplomat set?

winj:
I suppose if you are clueless Nigerian who has spent 50 years under all kinds of slavery, abuse, brutality, dictatorship Buhari (out of uniform) will look like santa to you.

People like you are an embarrassment to younger generations for your docility, ignorance and abject acceptance of humiliation and dehumanization.

rightful place in the comity of nations?
What position is Nigeria in the most corrupt countries on earth?
What is the state of our currency?
What is the state of electricity, water, roads, security

Buhari is a Fulani herdsman, fools like you will never ask why he refuses to comment on the slaughter of southern Nigerians by his very own people!

Nigeria is a secular society yet Buhari allows some parts of Nigeria to operate outside the constitution using Islamic sharia law! The same states operating outside the constitutional entity of Nigeria continue to receive federal budgets as if they are part of Nigeria.

I weep for people like you...a lost generation whose heads have been on the floor smashed by boots to submission.

Sir u forgot raped

Ralphdan:
Why do we pay diplomats in this country

Because Nigeria is a charity organization.
Awesome right?