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RomanceRe: Counter Thread: Advantages Of Dating A Tall Girl. by makabulchi(m): 2:10pm On Feb 27, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]Tall chics are so presentable.....like in a dinner or a pool party wif yur niqqies grin...you don't wanna see ur short gf in a 6ft pool grin grin grin[/color]
My eye service 4 tall Gurls is always 100%
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: Advantages Of Dating A Tall Girl. by makabulchi(m): 2:09pm On Feb 27, 2016
meelorlah:
Op tell them more, the taller the better
The thicker the better
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: Advantages Of Dating A Tall Girl. by makabulchi(m): 2:08pm On Feb 27, 2016
Jadekitana:
I just saw a thread with mostly short girls trying to give themselves hope! Well it's allowed, but take heart, tall girls rule anytime any day, anywhere. But we know how y'all feel so i'm just gonna be soft here cheesy guys don't get deceived here are some advantages of dating tall girls

1) Tall ladies exude confidence: have u ever been to a dinner or evening party,wedding or occasions and a tall elegant lady walks in? It's like magic. All attention is fixed on her, especially the type who cat walks like me! Men we no send anybody. You see ushers rushing to look for a comfortable position for us to sit,now that's priceless unlike the short babes who hardly get noticed even with the 11inches heels.

2) Every dress fits them: from gowns, to jumpsuits to jeans to leggings, every single thing fits. Imagine a tall lady with Sharon stones kinda hot legs on mini skirt? Guys you would release mere thinking of what's under her skirts.

3) Tall ladies never feel inferior: you see them always ready to talk in functions, events and what have you! They have nothing to loose. They possess that self confidence anywhere.

4) You don't need to bend to kiss us: we are bad like that. Luckily if u tall as well we make a perfect couple, if u short we bend to kiss u, you cant put your hands around our shoulders to intimidate us, it's actually very romantic when we put our hands around your shoulder and plant a peck on your cheeks! Short girls ndo, u girls can never do that.

5) We are good on bed: forget the portability of short ladies, tall girls with long legs are ready to hang that leg anywhere! Our legs can comfortably go round your waist. Angle 69 is awesome and easy and above all tall girls have really deep cunts,they can take any size of dick very well without feeling any pain duuuh to dem short girls.

6) We give our men self confidence: you don't need to start looking for us in the crowd when we go out, we don't need heels. Have u ever seen a short guy walking with his tall babe? The look on his face is priceless. You see that self confidence he has, the look of "even though i'm short my babe is proud of me" and for a tall guy you need to see the way they both oppress the crowd, damn my head is swelling.

7) You don't need a stool in your house: we can reach anything without help, we are that good. We fix bulbs, clean the shelf, we don't need to call u 247 to help us out with things around the house, we are that gifted.

cool We compliment your genes: it's hard to see a tall woman give birth to a dwarf kid. Even if her hubby is short, her kids come out average. So if u a short guy and u dating a short babe, have a rethink! You sure don't want a pygmy for a kid.

9) tall girls are hardly hot tempered: what's there to be angry about? I mean we have it all, guys always wanna associate with us so why have high BP on trivial issues? We laugh a lot and allow things slide.

10) If u ain't dating a tall lady, you need to step up your game cheesy
All my life av always been obsessed with tall Gurls.i love dem all
PoliticsRe: @Dolusegun @AdeyanjuDeji Fight At Sofa Lounge, Abuja by makabulchi(m): 11:14am On Feb 27, 2016
Angelberry:
I get dear, they should continue in their blame game
Exactly....ur head dey der
RomanceRe: Guys! :how To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You. by makabulchi(m): 10:57am On Feb 27, 2016
sickstars:
Was i suppose to continue wallowing in sin?

I have 25 boy friends why shd i lie?

By the way i'm a LESBIAN i just keep guys has show off i do GIRLS ONLY
Now dats hot cheesy
PoliticsRe: @Dolusegun @AdeyanjuDeji Fight At Sofa Lounge, Abuja by makabulchi(m): 10:52am On Feb 27, 2016
Angelberry:
I should be asking you that
U didn't get d joke
CelebritiesRe: Lucy, That Paul Okoye Signed To His RudeBoyRecordz Label In 8 Hot Photos by makabulchi(m): 10:51am On Feb 27, 2016
rheether:
She is a LovePeddler.
Haba shocked
PoliticsRe: @Dolusegun @AdeyanjuDeji Fight At Sofa Lounge, Abuja by makabulchi(m): 10:46am On Feb 27, 2016
Angelberry:
They can't do without blaming IPOB and GEJ.

Silly!
Av u blamed GEJ 2day?
PoliticsRe: Dino Malaye: “Na Laugh We Go Dey Laugh Enemies Take Note” by makabulchi(m): 10:21am On Feb 27, 2016
orakao8:
HE WILL USE AS MANY TERMS AS HE WANTS AND ALSO WIN THE BIG ONE
Nah I doubt it...Nigerian politicians honor agreements.
Power pass power sha I may b wrong
PoliticsRe: Presidency Unveils Buhari’s Economic Team by makabulchi(m): 10:08am On Feb 27, 2016
sinistermind:
This must be a joke... and they called Jonathan clueless. An economic team with no new player, just the same people that have been there and nothing has improved since their appointment. Emefiele- doing trial and error policies, Adeosun- who doesn't know her duties, Minister of trade and investment- does that one still exist?, VP Osinbajo- wetin concern SAN with economic matters. Nigeria is heading for the rocks with all dis. Buhari needs to go beyond party members to pick credible people that can resuscitate the economy.
Has any1 blamed GEJ 2day?
PoliticsRe: Presidency Unveils Buhari’s Economic Team by makabulchi(m): 9:59am On Feb 27, 2016
senier007:
Change in hibernation
Change is never a scam
Change is a process
Change is dynamic
Change is painful
Change is always positive
Change is inevitable
Change is when consequences have equal action
Change is when wailers wail all the time
Change is a gradual process
Change also have enemies
Change is a "group thinking" result

Change is here to stay
Change is a tourist
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Pictured With Some Staff Of Transcorp Hilton Abuja by makabulchi(m): 9:52am On Feb 27, 2016
Jimbiz:
E be like say na only me never known wetin this girl dey offer Nigeria ooooo.. make una tell me wetin she dey do to help Nigeria......
No condition is permanent
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Pictured With Some Staff Of Transcorp Hilton Abuja by makabulchi(m): 9:51am On Feb 27, 2016
Ndlistic:
Olajumoke who flee to Abuja yesterday was seen with some of the staff of transcorp Hilton Abuja, and the welcome her with the word "thank you for our girl's warm reception"


http://www.ndubuisiude..com.ng/2016/02/olajumoke-pictured-with-staff-of.html?m=1
Ds babe go soon enta White House
PoliticsRe: Dino Malaye: “Na Laugh We Go Dey Laugh Enemies Take Note” by makabulchi(m): 8:38am On Feb 27, 2016
ijaw1stson:
we are crying for our naira and the morafurka is laughing cuz they have millions of dolls stashed in their accts...God punish una
Bros Saraki no fit go jail,no b naija we dey...last last him go use one term.
PoliticsRe: Oyegun Goes On 10-day Break by makabulchi(m): 10:53pm On Feb 26, 2016
lonelydora:
Please pardon me. I thought it was Lai Mohammed.
Mr lai sud take compulsory sabbatical leave abeg.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: GEJ, Yar’adua Didn’t Build A Single Road. The Cable. by makabulchi(m): 10:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
Ezenwammadu:
APC can turn pastors into bloody shameless liars
We sabi our probs,make bros proffer solution(s) nah biko
CareerRe: Facebook: Nasarawa Civil-Service Sacks Ruquayyat-Usman (pics) by makabulchi(m): 10:44pm On Feb 26, 2016
kallmemrB:
wow this is sad and pathetic....i dont see any criticism in what she wrote
She's a civil servant,she wasn't spz'd 2 say poo
HealthRe: FG Unveils Free Health Services To 100 Million Nigerians by makabulchi(m): 10:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
360metrosports:
The Minister of Health, Isaac Adewole has stated that the Federal Government has plans to offer free health care to 100 million Nigerians in 2 years.

The minister disclosed this while speaking on Thursday at a weekly broadcast on the African Independent Television.

The minister said for the government to achieve the target, primary healthcare services would be revamped and the government would take to the “the universally accepted concept of one primary healthcare centre per political ward”.



He disclosed that pregnant women would be one of the beneficiaries of the scheme.

“One of the things we want to do under the revitalised PHC programme is that each of these revitalised, reinvigorated PHC will have an industrial borehole so that we can offer water to the people, clean drinkable water,” he said.

”The primary healthcare facilities, according to the minister,will be managed by nurses, mid-wives and village workers so as to accommodate cultural differences in different parts of Nigeria. “If we do not (do this), people will not use the facilities.”

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/fg-unveils-free-health-services-to-100.html
I pray....nothing is free even in free town
Who una dey deceive
"Plans" ke
PoliticsRe: Oyegun Goes On 10-day Break by makabulchi(m): 10:25pm On Feb 26, 2016
lonelydora:
PMB should just remove this old man from his cabinet. He thinks he is still in the opposition, not knowing he is now part of the ruling party.

He should even take 4 years to rest and not just 10days.
Pls add 10 more yrs
PoliticsRe: Oyegun Goes On 10-day Break by makabulchi(m): 10:23pm On Feb 26, 2016
Keneking:
Sai APC Chair, you need rest biko...

Great job
Thunder go fire dat rest
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Vs Daniel 5.0CGPA: Is Beauty More Rewarding Than The Brain In Nigeria? by makabulchi(m): 4:24pm On Feb 26, 2016
Mcowubaba:
Ask kardarshains.....
Na today matter...

When I was in University, Mr nd Mrs SUG or face of this, face of that, miss hostel this, miss hostel, miss Carryover etc, are usually sponsored and supported by Big Companies who give them cars, money nd scholarship....

While Best Engine Drawing student which I was in my department in Year 1 got NOTHING, I REPEAT NOTHING..... Instead girls wanted to exploit me for my small knowledge in subsequent Exams...

This is just a small personal example, not that I am bragging (there is even nothing to brag about)

Overall best student in my department in year 1 also got NOTHING.... Not even Gold Circle sad or Golden Morn
At least u made ur parents proud
PoliticsRe: If Elections Are Held 100 Times , Mark Will Always Win -PDP Tells Onjeh by makabulchi(m): 12:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
Ndlistic:
https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Mark_Onjeh.jpg?712c0b
[b]The Benue State chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party has debunked the claims raised by the candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Daniel Onjeh, that last Saturday’s election rerun in Benue-South senatorial district was rigged in favour of its candidate, David Mark.

The candidate of the APC had alleged that the election was marred by violence and rigging.

Announcing the results on Sunday morning, the Returning Officer, Prof. Ishaku Eneji, declared the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party in the election, Mr. David Mark, the winner with 84,192 votes against Onjeh’s 71,621.

Onjeh, while reacting called for another rerun, alleging that the election was not free and fair.

However, the Publicity Secretary of the PDP in Benue State, Mr. Godwin Ayihe, while reacting to the claim said since the Independent National Electoral Commission could not have brought more election materials than the number of registered voters, Onjeh’s allegation of over-voting was baseless.

Ayihe said Onjeh was crying foul because he could not reconcile himself with the fact that the people of the state had rejected him.

The PDP spokesperson asked Onjeh to accept defeat in good faith.

He said, “The APC brought out its arsenals and state power against Senator Mark yet they failed because the people of Benue State are tired of the ruling party. The APC is lost in the euphoria of defeat and crying foul because the people have rejected them. If elections are held 100 times in the senatorial district, the PDP would always win.”[/b]

http://dailypost.ng/2016/02/26/if-elections-are-held-100-times-in-benue-south-mark-will-always-win-pdp-tells-onjeh/
Ode it's dat spz'd 2 b a good thing
RomanceRe: No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... by makabulchi(m): 11:05am On Feb 26, 2016
Toks2008:
Before i dwell on the matter i would like to welcome every Lady Nairalander who has perfected the act of E-cursing to come on board especially those who are still far from the reality of marriage to call me names like monster,misogynist or any other name that comes to your mind.

Yes we know that philandering is a hell bound sin and adultery is very sinful so this is not about justifying or encouraging the act but does that change the fact that a man who will cheat on you will do and some guys will never cheat on the woman in their life but unfortunately there is no way this can be written on their foreheads.

Many ladies hate to hear the word "Polygamy" but do you know that POLYGAMY IS THE ANSWER TO THE PRAYERS OF MANY LADIES such as:

1.Many never married single ladies in the late 30s and in their 40s.
2.Many lady divorcées with children.
3.Many widows in their 30s and 40s

Apparently it is the married men that will fancy these set of ladies MORE and only a lady in their shoes will relate perfectly to my stands and i believe it makes no sense for a man to divorce an innocent wife because he desires another woman.


How hypocritical it is that ladies will prefer a man to be married to them alone and keep side dishes rather than for the same hubby to marry more wives and remain faithful to them? Same ladies that talk down on polygamy will be the same having affairs with married men and i just wonder at the level of hypocrisy and foolishness.

And even more pathetic is the fact that a lady will divorce her husband because he decides to marry or date another lady just for her to end up as a mistress to another married man or starts sleeping around shamelessly after divorce.
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SO IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF SHARING YOUR HUSBAND WITH ANOTHER WOMAN EITHER AS A MISTRESS OR ANOTHER WIFE PLEASE DON'T BOTHER GETTING MARRIED.
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I know many ladies will say a man should also be ready to share his wife too but please you are free as a lady to marry more than one husband at the same time if you can


This is not the way it should be but a fact you must accept as a lady or stay single for life.
Bullpoo
PoliticsRe: Buhari Welcomes Offer From Islamic Development Bank To Develop Nigeria (Photo) by makabulchi(m): 7:47am On Feb 26, 2016
Ucheosefoh:
I hope this is not a Greek gift
Of Cus,boldly written but our politicians r blind
PoliticsRe: Buhari Welcomes Offer From Islamic Development Bank To Develop Nigeria (Photo) by makabulchi(m): 7:45am On Feb 26, 2016
sweetgala:
Now that's what we need , some correct Arab money without unnecessary requirements.

IMF and world bank can go jump into a crocodile infested river
Dey r d same with different names
PoliticsRe: Buhari Welcomes Offer From Islamic Development Bank To Develop Nigeria (Photo) by makabulchi(m): 7:43am On Feb 26, 2016
sugarbelly1:
Arab money
Islamic IMF
PoliticsRe: APC Rejects Benue South Rerun Result, Protest To INEC Office (photos) by makabulchi(m): 7:40am On Feb 26, 2016
ernesty20:
Apc! Party of lies and propagandas!!
Supreme Court no far,make dem enta night bus go Abuja
SportsRe: Oliseh Resigns As Super Eagles Coach! by makabulchi(m): 7:30am On Feb 26, 2016
Kazrem:
If there is anything like square zero that is what we are back to. They frustrated the guy.
Unpaid wages....that's bad
SportsRe: Oliseh Resigns As Super Eagles Coach! by makabulchi(m): 7:30am On Feb 26, 2016
homesteady:
Well a part of me is very happy! He was a terrible Choice for the job and I never really liked him!

But we are back to square 1 again!
Exactly...NFF sud av given him more time
PoliticsRe: This Was What Elrufai Said Then When GEJ Went To Pray - Adeyanju Deji by makabulchi(m): 11:17pm On Feb 25, 2016
Pavarottii:
Hypocrites
APC na padi padi govt
I don even tire for Nigerian politics
PoliticsRe: EFCC Begins Probe Of Ooni Ogunwusi by makabulchi(m): 11:14pm On Feb 25, 2016
dunkem21:
..They should leave our CHANCELLOR O shocked


..
Probe/surround/investigate/question,etc
In d end it's bail n d mf walks home free
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Slams Olajumoke Orisaguna: The Breadseller Is No Rolemodel Or Icon by makabulchi(m): 11:01pm On Feb 25, 2016
praizeblog:
Lol....she dey vex me ni
I sabi bros...just ignore am

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