₦airaland Forum

That first igbo turned aboki, is what i don't know sef.................. what is the work of the army sef?

Am still on fasting.................... when am done, all the kidnappers will rotten in hell

Cute.....what about your wife nko?

That can be treated, if only he agrees to submit his self to medical doctors, better still, Bananas and groundnuts may do wonders........... new research from my newly invented lab, not joking , this is real, no sex for weeks of treatment,

they paid the bitter price of taking laws into their hands, making their parents to ever regrets sending them to school, getting police involved from the beginning could have saved the situation, naija youths don't value human lives more, Jungle justices everywhere...................... since 1999, lesson to learn

Make i become one first

If you are virgin, i dont think you have any biz in NL

Wey dead body naaaaaaaaaa?

Sermwell:
My girlfriend has graduated and she's preparing for law school now, and due to her absence,I have been masturbating twice a week for the past three months
My friend whose a medical student jokingly asked me how I have been "coping" in the absence of my girlfriend, and I just confided in him that I have been masturbating twice a week. He argued and insisted that its already an addiction and its harmful!
Please, is masturbating twice a week harmful?? And how consistent can someone engage in an act for it to be properly call an addiction??

Cc: lalasticlala

Sorry ooooh, There is no respect anymore, someone daughter aaaaaaaah, you are masturbating as a result of her absent, devil must be punished today, Children brain everywhere in this Nairaland, who is your father? ofcourse you may ask your mother to confess that to you.....not to upset you but to advise us

tafabaloo:
Lies!

................Then tell us the truth naaaaaaaaaah, hope you are not among

That surprises me, i saw it in every bank, trying to make more money at all cost....................... shame to the stupid CBN policies that move banks from charging 1% COT per a 1k transaction to rubbish account maintenance, My accounts has become vehicle that requires routine services

wozniacki:
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3. Detox: Don't worry about being friends just yet. Get rid of keepsakes like his/her pictures, text messages or any sort of reminders. Leave the ex out of your life for...
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GOOD ONE.......................

CARS AS GIFT, WHEN SALARIES WERE NOT PAID, I EXPECTED SOMETHING BETTER NOT CARS THAT REQUIRED MORE MONEY TO MAINTAIN

MAD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE..........................................................................................................................................................

Please only concern your religious believe with the teaching of the bible and that of Koran, No where it was written about the creation of the spiritual beings and so be it, You are not suppose to add or remove from the holy book of God ................... Think more on how to invent something that can replace Nigeria Electric Power, Create more job for the upcoming generation, assist your country attain the the desired greater height ooooooooh, rather than occupying your head with ................ Children everywhere again

MUST YOU POST EVERYTHING HERE?, CHILDREN WITH SMALL BRAIN EVERYWHERE

Make em give am waitin em dey ask naaaaaaah, if na woman you go say she stingy naaaaaaaah

SamuelAnyawu:
Don't judge from afar.
I know several innocent dudes in Benue who have been gunned down by cultists, although I'm not saying that are innocent.....

Surely it's the forever war Between BlackAxe and Vikings or (Black skulls and Red skins )

Fools there's nothing to gain in cultism .

Benue and Cultism be like 5 & 6

ofcourse no gain in cultism....................... how i wish our youths will learn this

..................CUTE JAREH..............................., IF NA NAIJA, DEY GO USE THE CHAIRS DEY SMOKE WEEDS, INSHORT FEAR NO GO GREE YOU NEAR ANY GARDEN WEY GET THAT TYPE OF CHAIRS

NGOZI THE POLICE WOMAN..........ATLEAST, RECESSION IN FAR AWAY FROM US.....................U KNOW NA?

WHAT A PITY....................................

WHY WAITING UNTIL THEY SUSPEND HIM?, WHY MAKING NOISE, LET HIM PROVIDE ALL THE INFO TO EFCC RATHER THAN ASKING FOR RETURNS

WHEN WOMAN CARRY BELLE FOR NIGHT...................... EXPECT THAT TYPE OF BABY

NO FIRE WITHOUT SMOKE.................... NO EVIL DOERS WILL GO UNPUNISHED

OP, .....That means you didn't receive the desired cure/medication , just woke up today to post bullshit, Well no probs, na the Change we voted for

..................Very SOON Aburi Accord will come to stay, don't worry, all your salaries will be paid, $ = =N=

Na wa for nigerians......................... those are my quotes not theirs, were did you copy them as am yet to release them to the public

Past the story here........leave that stupid link alone