₦airaland Forum

Lol! A butterfly thinking of itself as being a bird. Fireworks thinking of itself as being a nuclear missile. 😆😆😆

You people are very funny. That strategy can only be used by a political party which has insufficient electorates to vote for them. APC has more than enough already. Forget all the internet noise you people are making that gives you the impression that the opposition has more electorates than APC in this country. E go shock you when dem announce Tinubu as the winner of the 2027 presidential election. But the problem be say una go still come internet come de cry say na rigged election no matter how glaring to the eyes the situation go be.

GTB is always frustrating me, so I quit using the account.

This is simply science. Maybe the BON bread manufacturers have gotten the scientific knowledge to increase the shelf life of their bread. Again, this is simply business; you don't expect the manufacturers of the bread to expose the formula they use to extend the shelf life of their product to the public. That would bring competition to them in the public space . No business man or woman embraces competition in the open market.

Na so Liverpool liver take pull ? Na wa O!

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 .E don set . Kimmon mehn
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Packaging is real. Instead of saying "beans and garri " you can just say "black eyed peas and cassava flakes which makes it sound more delicious but it is basically the same thing. No matter how wise you think you are as a man there are women out there that can easily "Penanka" you before you blink your eyes. Na God hand we dey O, na only Him fit guide us to the right ones.

It's a regional stuff. Around where I am right now Airtel is just fine. I only use my MTN for calls, you dare not try using it to browse; it's not gonna work.

The more you see, the less you understand.

Atiku Abubakar, the Nigerian version of Kenya's Raila Odinga, the most successful unsuccessful man I know. Oga, rest nau!

Lol ! It svcks ! You also failed to warn that if you make an attempt to politely correct any individual the people around would come for your head. You will start hearing things like "sabi-sabi", "Teacher Chike", " English na our language?" etc.
Meanwhile, let me add some more:
1. Royco Maggi
2. Zip Omo
3. Nigerian foreign rice
4. Essential balm Robb .
Hehehe...

They saw Lucky Dube in a clean Chrysler and thought he was a successful Nigerian in their country. That's how they k!lled him O . SA ? Fear their mentality O!

Rape is not gender based,rape is not only on heterosexual basis,a woman can rape a man and vise versa,a lesbian can rape another lesbian,a gay man can rape a fellow gay.Rape is forcefully engaging in sexual activity on someone who's not willing to oblige in it.In this case whether who did this to her is a male or a female it is still regarded as "rape".
Stop telling us that she wasn't raped.

Mama pity for this small boy abeg.What has he done to you to deserve this grave punishment?

PurplePatch:
I concur. You're tick like animal hide (kpomo) made from hippopotamus skin.
Tick ko voluptuous ni. What would you say of the woman in the background of the second pic?. Nonsense!

Hahahaha

sexy74:
Him Dey ask you out since you Dey do shakara now you come Dey complain Abeg park well.

Hahaha!You're damn right.

Time changes things.He will still laugh at the way he's dressed today in year 2035.

This governor that dislikes paying workers and worse; pensioners.If only we could look beyond political party and be realistic and unsentimental,this man doesn't deserve a second term at all.Those of you supporting him simply because he defected to the party you're supporting are highly ignorant and don't really know exactly what's really happening in Benue.So many have died at the hospital due to lack of money and this is as a result of his salary hoarding habit,Makurdi is getting dirtier day after day with refuse dump everywhere including road dividers in the heart of the town,most inter street roads are untarred,the town is completely dark at night due to the absence of functional street lights etc.Nothing is really working in Benue.Shame.