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Business / Telegram Channel For Sale by Maltexade(m): 9:04pm On Sep 30, 2022
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Nairaland / General / Man Drinks Mud Water To Fulfill Promise Made On Buhari’s Return From London by Maltexade(m): 9:27am On Aug 21, 2017
Many make promises which they do not
fulfill but that is not the case with this
ardent fan of President Muhammadu
Buhari.
Nigerian man from Zaria, Kaduna state,
simply identified as Muh’d Kabir
Wusasa celebrated President Buhari’s
arrival from London in a bizarre way.
Wusasa took to his Facebook page to
reveal he has drunk mud water.
According to him, he had promised to
do so if Buhari should return to Nigeria
hale and hearty from his medical trip
abroad. And that he did on Saturday,
August 19, 2017 as the president
returns.
“Kyawun Alkawari Cikawa Idan Kanaso
Ka Zama Cikakken Mutum Idan Kayi
Alkawari Kayi Kokari Ka Cika.
Nayi alkawari duk randa Shugaba
Buhari ya dawo gida Nigeria daga jinyar
da ya tafi Birnin London, zan sha ruwan
kwata saboda zunzurutun Farin ciki.
Alhamdulillah! Allah ya cika mini gurina
ni kuma na sha ruwan kwata.
When translated it means:
“The full covenant of the covenant if you
want to become full member when you
make a covenant try to fill.
I promise every day that President
Buhari returns to Nigeria from his trip
to London, and I will drink mud water
because of the pain of depression.
Alhamdulillah! God filled me with my
head and drank water.”
Na wa o!

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Wears N750,000 Gucci Jacket by Maltexade(m): 9:42pm On Aug 10, 2017
Oponu ,many old parent no get any helper,useless for nation.
Gaming / Play Station Problem.ps2 by Maltexade(m): 12:00pm On Mar 14, 2017
I want to watch a movie with my ps2,yea I started watching it but, it don't make a sound, I have tried all I can but it still don't sound out. Need an advice on what to do. Help plz.
Jokes Etc / Fact For Reality by Maltexade(m): 6:55pm On Mar 13, 2017
Mistake plz dnt read dis!!!!!! **** You know you are going to jail if Segun Arinze is presented as an eye witness ** Some pretty girls are just evil... They will fart and look at you to the extent you will be suspecting yourself... Ibadan rappers be like My Blood is full you can call me bloody fool.. Lil kesh's album should be used for school's riot..so much noise! If you think you are having a bad day...just remember that there's an Ibadan girl trying to pronounce 'parallelogram'.. Things that confuses me I've never seen a mad Hausa man before... Abi Dem no dey mad? **You'll just be eating hot eba watching Empire next thing two men will just start kissing each other and the eba in your mouth will turn salty.. ** Person will lost phone and be lying that "no be the phone dey worry me sef, na my contacts" Ur nyash ** Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness. forgive and forget... Some people are blessed with Wickedness .. How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your mum has counted it... One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone ...His china phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we are still looking for the cashier and two security men ... A baby is never a mistake or surprise! You had sex without condom... What were you expecting?? iPhone 7 or Range Rover ..... ** I cried for 2 hours when she told me she took 1st in her WAEC result.. ...Some people can lie ehn!!! I miss those people in primary school that use to say ' if I give you one dirty slap, you will fly to America'... Come and slap me now ooo I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as 'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to cry but I can't... .. **Since Buhari became President, you cannot even see N20 on the floor again.. **I remember back in Nursery school My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I sharpened pencil for another girl.. # newWeekAhead
Romance / Re: One Mistake You Must Not Make With A Nigerian Girl by Maltexade(m): 9:49am On Mar 02, 2017
Your times start now,the sad story of an injured soul.copied. I just waka come jara.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks HOT In These New Photos by Maltexade(m): 3:21am On Feb 27, 2017
And her time start now,the painful life of an OLOSHO
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Bally Sucks Ese's Boobs by Maltexade(m): 3:16am On Feb 27, 2017
ominilongest:
I know dis sh** is going to front page angry
before nko!
Romance / Two Female Teenagers Caught Kissing Each Other Passionately In Public (photo) by Maltexade(m): 10:12pm On Jan 23, 2017
Wonders shall never end! Two teenage girls caught kissing in South Africa Somewhere in South Africa, two teenage girls identified as 18-year- old, Motsatsi Pheeha and 19-year-old Meso Itumrleng, took to their social media account to share pictures of them kissing on the road.
These two teenage girls were not only pictured kissing each other but they were also seen smooching each other and did not care if anyone was watching them. Wondering where their parents could be tho!

Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Vs Mercy Aigbe; Who Rocked The Make Up Free Better? by Maltexade(m): 1:33pm On Jan 21, 2017
Mercy is damn beauriiiiiifullll shocked lolz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bet9ja Booking Code For 2morro 18 Jan 2017 by Maltexade(m): 11:59pm On Jan 17, 2017
you are welcome bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Bet9ja Booking Code For 2morro 18 Jan 2017 by Maltexade(m): 11:38pm On Jan 17, 2017
Booking Number: 3D6F5H2 Nantes - Caen Selection 1 Sassuolo - Cesena Selection 1 Lazio - Genoa Selection 1 Southampton - Norwich City Selection 1 Plymouth Argyle - Liverpool Selection 2 Leatherhead - Folkestone Invicta Selection 1 Asteras Tripolis - Olympiacos Selection 2 Derby County Reserve - Sunderland Reserve Selection 2 US Palmese 1912 - Cavese Selection 2 Casale - Legnano Selection 1
odds....198.41

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Education / Re: Little Lagos Boy Who Swore He Wants To Be A Yahoo Boy Starts School (photo) by Maltexade(m): 1:28pm On Jan 17, 2017
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Who even bought him a phone,or did he get it out of the little penny raised for him.LMAO........

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