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Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Begs Tinubu To Adopt Him by malware: 10:22am On Mar 30, 2023
georgeakins:


Those are 5%. They are irrelevant as far as Nigeria is concerned.

5% was during Buhari, they've now relegated themselves to a much lower figure. And with their recent antics, I doubt if Tinubu will ever reason releasing their messiah, Kanu.

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Politics / Re: Interim Government: Nigerians Won’t Be Intimidated Into Submission - LP by malware: 10:20am On Mar 30, 2023
Fattesticles:
Why are APC afraid of interim government.

Is buhari not the best thing that happened to Nigeria after catfish pepper soup?

The same Buhari should remain there till court case is done na, why are you crying?

Have you ever set your eyes on the Constitution of the FRN? NOPE, I guess. You are just as ignorant and shameless as your moniker suggests.

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Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Begs Tinubu To Adopt Him by malware: 9:45am On Mar 30, 2023
oyin44:
Everyone wants to associate with tinubu plus people outside Nigeria


Just imagine, see how the world adores him. ...

Except people from a particular section of Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Census: Population Manager Alleges Invasion Of NPC Server By Over 1,000 Hackers by malware: 12:56pm On Mar 27, 2023
helinues:
The census should be postponed.

Is it not same INEC that will be part of the conducting?

Postpone it till further notice

INEC part of census? How? Are you this uninformed?
Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by malware: 8:59pm On Mar 26, 2023
seyoops4u:


So, you mean all your Christian friends do the above, right ?

Well, kind of, plus in my office toilet, there's no provision for hand shower, only tissue and that's what everyone uses, to wipe and go, only me struggle to find used water bottle.
Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by malware: 8:47pm On Mar 26, 2023
Treassured:


I dislike the aforementioned so much. I have seen ladies who pee without rinsing their thing. The aforementioned Is worst with Men. I think 90% of Men don't even rinse their thing after Peeing both In public and private places.

However, Men can still somehow neglect the process of Rinsing due to the Anatomy of their private part. But for Ladies, It's a No No because they have a Open Body which MUST be taking good care at all Times.

Me as a man, I usually make sure I try as much as possible to get some water to rinse my thing after peeing both In Private and Public Places.

If I don't rinse after peeing, I will feel very uncomfortable. I have made the process to become part of me.

It's even unhygienic to shit or pee without washing the place. I wonder how their boxers/pants smell when they remove them.
Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by malware: 8:45pm On Mar 26, 2023
seyoops4u:


Lol.. wetin you know ?
Na everything una dey use sentiments do

Sentiment aside, do you think it's appropriate to shit without washing that place? Do you think wiping the place with tissue is enough? Do you think peeing without rinsing the place is hygienic?
Politics / Re: Sons Of Bitches Tweeting #TinubuTheDrugDealer, Your Days Numbered - Bayo Onanuga by malware: 3:44pm On Mar 26, 2023
Igbos lack moral right to talk about drug cases, because 90% of the drug cases perpetrated by Africans world over, are being done by the Igbos. Drug business is Igbo tribe's trademark.

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Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by malware: 3:37pm On Mar 26, 2023
Hassanmaye:

Hahahhahahah this is the naked truth I was afraid to say but you know they're wiser than "us"

Even as a guy, I can't imagine pooping and peeing without washing the area, the amount of odour that'd emanate from that place can kill me.

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Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by malware: 3:35pm On Mar 26, 2023
seyoops4u:


Lol ..
I guess the Muslim girls' own don't smell from those too because I don't know why you have to bring religion into it.

It doesn't smell cheesy
Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by malware: 2:12pm On Mar 26, 2023
imagrg:
This beautiful young lady asked me in confidence how she could treat her smelling private.

She stressed that she washes her private well when taking her bath yet it stinks to Aso Rock.

What's the solution to this embarrassment?

Peeing and poooing without washing those areas contribute to stinking odour that oozes from most Christian girls' private parts.

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Politics / Re: Iwuanyanwu: There Is No War Between Igbo And Yoruba by malware: 2:08pm On Mar 26, 2023
omonnakoda:

Ohanaeze Worldwide will HANDLE Yoruba people

Are they done handling Hausa/Fulani?

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Politics / Re: Iwuanyanwu: There Is No War Between Igbo And Yoruba by malware: 10:37am On Mar 26, 2023
Yorubalandlord:
To those people spreading fake news that chairman of the council of elders, Ohanaeze Ndigbo, said that we yorubas are political bastards.
He can't say that, he clearly said that those destroying Igbo properties in Lagos were “political rascals”. Like Mc oluomo and co

Can we sensible yorubas see what Apc yorubas( tinubu urchins) have caused, they are clearly the ones these message is for, those yorubas destroyingg ibos properties are political rascals, I affirm to what he said.

Please Apc yorubas(tinubu urchins) stop bringing hate and bad name to we hospitable yorubas at large.

You're dancing to the tune of your Nnewi wife and Igbi kids. We all watched the video, so your opinion doesn't matter.

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Education / Re: Adewale Alao posted to Enugu for his NYSC now has a school in Enugu by malware: 3:52pm On Mar 25, 2023
loosecanon50:
So much for the hate and bigotry. What will urchins say about this now? I thought they said igbos are not welcoming and other Nigerians cannot own properties in the east.


This only exposes you more, if true. Citing and celebrating one school in the whole of SE. How many Igbo Schools will you find in Lagos, Oyo, Osun etc?

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Crime / Re: Organ Trafficking: Ekweremadu Found Guilty by malware: 12:59pm On Mar 23, 2023
There's a limit to what money can buy for you. A big lesson here.

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Politics / Re: Ekwerenmadu, Wife Found Guilty Of Organ Trafficking. by malware: 12:58pm On Mar 23, 2023
A big lesson to learn here. There's a limit to what money can buy for you.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man And His Girlfriend Arrested With Drugs In South Africa by malware: 10:29am On Mar 23, 2023
South-Africa is a noman's land, they should allow Uchechukwu to develop the land and install President there now.

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Family / Re: "My Wife Is 21" - 60-Year-Old Kano Man Accused Of Marrying 11-Year-Old (Pix) by malware: 10:26am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:
Some men don't have shame.

So now, he'll open this his big old body before this small girl and be having fun?? Some things shouldn't just be at all.

I dey shame for am.

He seems to be younger than Ned Nwoko who went for a 17-year old Regina Daniels.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China’s President Xi Calls Putin "Dear Friend" As They Meet In Moscow (Photos) by malware: 6:16am On Mar 22, 2023
God1000:
Axis of evil


Xi jinping should not even think of supplying Russia with weapons.

He should talk sense to Putin

Because only a certain Country has the monopoly of supplying arms to whoever it likes abi? That Country even supplied arms to Al-Qaeda.
Politics / Re: Any President Of Southern Extraction Can Only Survive With The Help Of Igbos by malware: 7:27am On Mar 20, 2023
Chimok:
Right from history the Fulanis want to be in total control regardless of who is in power. For any southern leader to make any meaningful headway and progress he needs those that can confront and control these excesses. The Igbos from time have been the only tribe in nigeria that can confortably do that
The Yorubas in particular have this palpable fear around the Fulanis. Been significantly in Buhari's government, yet they couldn't make any meaningful impact or progress.
The major reason Buhari's government failed is simply not allowing the Igbos at the helm of affairs. Obasanjo and Jonathan ofcourse were well aware of this and thats why their administrations were practically ran by the Igbos

If eventually Tinubu eventually succeeds in taking over from Buhari which is becoming slimmer by the day due to glaring evidences of gross manipulations of the electoral processes he can only compose his government with the Igbos practically running the affairs or he won't last in government.

So you have started coming to terms with the reality huh? Tinubu is no longer mandate thief abi?

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Politics / Re: Breaking news NNPP wins Kano by malware: 7:25am On Mar 20, 2023
Great, Ganduje should bury his face in shame
Health / Re: Girl, 6, Mistakes Petrol For Kerosene, Burns Self While Practicing Cooking by malware: 3:33pm On Mar 17, 2023
When it comes to burns injury, local treatment is the best. Talking from experience.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Thailand For Defrauding Women On Pretext Of Marriage by malware: 3:30pm On Mar 17, 2023
Lannister360:



THE BIGGEST DRUG LORD IN NIGERIA IS TINUBU, A YORUBA MAN, HUSHPUPPY AND DAMMY CRANE WHO ARE BOTH SERVING JAIL TERM IN THE US ARE ALSO YORUBA. BIG FOOL

Lolzz the fool word you used shows that the thing hit you hard grin

Drug trafficking is the trademark of Igbos, you can continue to deceive yourself.

Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Thailand For Defrauding Women On Pretext Of Marriage by malware: 9:07am On Mar 17, 2023
LeoDeKing:
The name of the fraudster is Ndubuisi. He is 34 years old.

Ndubuisi is a very hardworking young man who wants to achieve his dream in Thailand.

Ndubuisi will now come back to Nigeria, if he had succeded, and start insulting other tribes that they're enemies of "progress"

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NYSC / Re: Tallest Corper Falls In Love With Shortest Corp Member After Meeting At Service by malware: 11:20am On Mar 16, 2023
BeanX:
The idiot shalommy expose himself by himself, God is a miraculous God. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤑🤑

grin
NYSC / Re: Tallest Corper Falls In Love With Shortest Corp Member After Meeting At Service by malware: 6:14am On Mar 16, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii.. That short woman fine oo smiley but i no fit date her.

Fake female Nairalander don loose guard grin
Politics / Re: INEC Awards N434million Contract To Binani’s Printing Firm by malware: 10:02pm On Mar 15, 2023
Yorubalandlord:
This man is not even serious.
Unfit to be the inec chairman.
So less than 3 days to the governorship election and EYE NECK is yet to print the ballot papers.

What a shame of EYE NECK

Comprehension is your biggest problem currently.
Crime / IPOB Makes Top Twenty Global Terror Groups List by malware: 4:47pm On Mar 15, 2023
The proscribed Indigenous People of Biafra have emerged as the Top 10 terror group in the world according to the Global Terrorism Index (GTI) a report published annually by the Institute for Economics and Peace (IEP).

The deadliest terrorist groups in the world in 2022 were Islamic State (IS) and its affiliates, followed by Al-Shabaab, ISK and Jamaat Nusrat Al-Islam wal Muslimeen (JNIM).

IS, Alshabab, ISK and JNIM have remained the deadliest terror group globally for the eighth consecutive year, recording the most attacks and deaths in the world.

https://twitter.com/eonsintelligenc/status/1635998809049161730?t=vgFDzptMJOChYc5KaxxHlQ&s=19

Politics / Re: Governorship Elections: INEC Completes BVAS Re-Configuration, Begins Deployment by malware: 2:24pm On Mar 15, 2023
Revolution2022:
Did you join in the rigging plan?

Elupee rigging or what?
Politics / Re: Governorship Elections: INEC Completes BVAS Re-Configuration, Begins Deployment by malware: 12:17pm On Mar 15, 2023
Fut9ure:
Useless Mahmood
Please lagosian
Ya all go out and vote without fear

The lagos is owned by the Binis
One among the lessons I learnt in this presidential election
1)The State won by Labour party indicates the cosmopolitan nature of that State

2) that the State won by Labour party have moved beyond tribalism religion and petty sentiments

3) that the sate won by Labour are more educated, Liberal and exposed people in that State
4) that even the osun state I thought will be tribalistic and filled with uneducated people was completely wrong
Ekiti is filled with tribalistic and uneducated individuals

Please add what you observed

Your wailing has yet to begin... You have four good uninterrupted years to wail. You can try your luck again in 2027.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Women In Berlin Can Swim Topless In Public Pools Just Like Men by malware: 4:06pm On Mar 13, 2023
Kobicove:
This over liberalization the're practicing in the western world will end up causing more problems later...

The only thing remaining now is for them to start giving people permission to get married to animals undecided


Or rather fuccking randomly on the road like animals.

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