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Health / Re: Why Do I Always Feel My Throat Smells? by malware: 1:27pm On Jul 15, 2021
Akintundexxy:
Whenever I try to clear my throat hard from inside, I would smell a foul odour at the back end of my throat. Is this normal?
Can this be resulting to mouth odour?
How do I take care of it?

Note: I wash my mouth very well,even deep to my throat.

That means you have tonsillitis... If you're to cough a little, you'd see tonsil stones, some terribly smelling sulphuric particles... Just try taking Tom Tom twice a day, and you'd be coughing them out regularly.

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Career / Re: I Want To Be A Nurse But Have BSc In Microbiology by malware: 1:25pm On Jul 15, 2021
Enskynelson:
Dear nairalanders,
I am a graduate of Microbiology and currently serving but I want to be a Nurse as I am more passionate about that and it also has more prospect than Microbiology both in Nigeria and outside Nigeria. Please, suggest and advise me on what I can do right now. I don't mind going to School of Nursing but will prefer any school that can offer me Direct Entry into Nursing with my Degree Certificate. But if that is not possible, I am opened to writing JAMB again and going for Nursing.
Thanks

I have a friend who finishes 4-year microbiology, and immediately after his graduation, he sought for admission into MBBS using his microbiology cert, before even going for Service, and he was admitted into 200level MBBS, and now he's a medical doctor in the US...

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Politics / Re: IPOB Captures Two Saboteurs Take Them To Bush To Kill Them - VIDEO by malware: 11:27am On Jul 15, 2021
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets Dbeibeh, Libyan Prime Minister In Aso Villa by malware: 2:38pm On May 26, 2021
According to Nnamdi Kanu, all these Presidents meeting with Buhari, including the French President, don't know what they are doing cos they relate with a supposed imposter, as a President. Going by his philosophy, even Osinbajo doesn't know his right, since if Buhari had died, he'd be the one to succeed him but because according to Kanu, since he is mumu, he sits in the Villa and watch an imposter dish out directives to him.

It doesn't even end at that, according to Kanu, all the 36 State Governors don't know what they are doing, cos they from time to time meet with an impostor as the President.... How powerful an this impostor be, to have fooled everybody at the same time �
Programming / Re: Pls Help!!...my Hours Of Programming Is Going To Waste by malware: 12:31pm On May 26, 2021
Hotspotbro:
Code malware na release it on FG computers and b an hero

Okay, I hear you.
Health / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Just Contracted HIV by malware: 11:31am On May 25, 2021
OnlyDeCapPlease:


See the panla wein resemble teenage boy wey him preeq dey raise for sef?!

And that boner na serious one, e no go die easily. Only eruption or serious flogging go mek am go down grin
Health / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Just Contracted HIV by malware: 10:10am On May 25, 2021
zanshi:
Went for test few days ago too.

came out negative

Guys try and practise safe sex

Very important.

Abstinence is the best... It's even much safer to self-service than to engage in protected sex. Once your partner is infected, there are several avenues (not necessarily raw sex) that you'd have exchange of bodily fluids.

The last time I checked, there's a hypothetical risk in mouth action and deep french kisses, especially when one of the parties involved has mouth sores.

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Health / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Just Contracted HIV by malware: 10:04am On May 25, 2021
LordDarius:

Google is free... There is a time frame for the symptoms to surface... Some as early as 8weeks others as late as 8 years, she left him 2012 that's like 9 years... Thanks

Some don't show symptoms, until it enters the late AIDS stage.
Health / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Just Contracted HIV by malware: 10:02am On May 25, 2021
dairykidd:

Lol.. abeg no mind them. Those wey dey even put fear for ur body I swear dem nor know their status sef. Just thank God. Btw HIV is no longer a death sentence

HIV is still a death sentence, cos even with untraceable viral load, one cannot just go back to his normal life.... One would be on those pills for life, until the virus ultimately takes him down.
Health / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Just Contracted HIV by malware: 9:58am On May 25, 2021
Deborah98:
Go check yourself, HIV no dey show for face sad

The fear of HIV is the beginning of wisdom... Man go dey see asses of different sizes and shapes, but when I kuku browse through the internet for AIDS patients, every evil lust dies down immediately.

Programming / Re: Is C++ Still A Relevant Programming Language Today? by malware: 3:39pm On May 24, 2021
Bahat:


Move to python for malware dev bro. That’s where everyone is rn!!!

Good to hear you talking about my development, thanks.

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Fashion / Re: Evelyn Chukwujekwu Crowned Mrs. Nigeria United Nations 2021 (Photos) by malware: 10:33am On May 24, 2021
Zaheertyler:
My igbo people
Made to stand out everywhere they go
Even Iheanacho the other day made a british journalist speak igbo
I love all my igbo brothers both at home and in diaspora ... one day one day the world will know our true story and understand why we are blessed

Who dey do beauty pageant in Naija if not Igbo? Na purely Igbo affair and you don't expect to see other tribes.... I remember seeing one Chioma representing Sokoto the other day, that means even those States that are not participating would be represented by the same Igbos.

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Insists On Downsizing Workforce by malware: 10:21am On May 23, 2021
Itzlinda:


Elrufai thinks they should even returned they collected because they were doing nothing. Lol

He's a ruthless capitalist. I distaste his principles and policies with passion. He shares the same philosophy with his friend, Sanusi Lamido.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Insists On Downsizing Workforce by malware: 6:53am On May 23, 2021
chrisblack:
let us be true to ourselves. Many states don't need the numbers of workers on its payroll. We can never develop as a country when 85% of some states revenue is used in paying salaries of less than2% of the population. It makes not sense. Many of the civil servants are redundant. In so department you would see 5people doing the work of 1 person. It also like that at the federal where due to tribal sentiments they have loaded it with there people. With technology we don't need bulky civil service. More funds should be made available for stimulating the economy through provision of grants, infrastructure , Agricultural support etc that would help the entire populace. There should be a law that stipulate 65 to 35% in terms in favour of capital to recurrent cost. And that all employment must be shared across all nooks and crannies of a state evenly.

Yeah granted, what they're asking is that if you must throw them out, pay them their entitlements, simple. How would you feel after working for 30 years, someone will just suddenly sack you and refuse to pay you a dime, when you have outstanding benefits in form of gratuity and pension?

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Celebrities / Re: Cheating MC Kevin Falls To His Death While Trying To Hide From His Wife by malware: 2:40pm On May 22, 2021
Those boobs on that model are irresistible... But he should have exercised some restraint.
Crime / Re: DSS Invites Journalist, Masara Kim Over Terrorism Reports by malware: 7:24pm On Sep 18, 2020
Lolz...
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Go Fully Unclad In This Video 18+ by malware: 7:22pm On Sep 18, 2020
Which language is that?
Politics / Re: Obaseki Reacts As Interpol Arrest Osazee Osemwengie Ero For Money Laundering by malware: 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2019
Ghen ghen grin

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Release Another Video Showing Captured Soldiers Awaiting Execution by malware: 8:20am On Dec 15, 2019
paix:
They are fulani people, maybe mercenary from Mali.

I see
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Release Another Video Showing Captured Soldiers Awaiting Execution by malware: 4:32pm On Dec 14, 2019
Which language are they speaking?
Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 8:34pm On Nov 22, 2019
nameo:


Lolz....nobody stayed in a 5 star hotel na.

Everyone was lodged in same place- Women development centre or so. In fact, it was Kano that were kinda "separating" yourselves at the start of the competition, until towards the end of the competition when you guys finally "came" out, lolz. And you guys were many.

Yea, those were the days!!!

Those of us from Lagos, Edo and FCT stayed in touched after the competition even while we were at Univs. We kinda lost contact with you guys from Kano.

It is good to meet you here again.

Yes, all of us from the other 3 states are also doing well. As expected. Still, NNPC(as the rep of the Nigerian State) should have stayed in touch. You just dont loose touch with such young and idealist minds after such a competition if you are a serious country. This is my personal view

Lol... We were shy may be
Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 5:52pm On Nov 22, 2019
nameo:


Hehehehe.....so I go know you then

Has NNPC contacted you again, apart from the scholarship?

Yeah, we might have jammed in the morning trying to fetch water from tap to take bath... That was the hilarious part of that competition.... Though I heard those from a certain Southern State were lodged in a 5 star hotel grin

Well, they have yet to contact us ooo... Even the then Kano State Governor, Kwankwaso couldn't fulfill the promises he made to us... But thank God all of us that participated in the competition are doing very well.

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Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 3:38pm On Nov 22, 2019
nameo:


Hmmm...really?

Was also a laureate.

Are you from Kano??

Yeah... This edition @attached pic. I was live in Abuja... It was my first visit to the city, though I work there now.

Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 3:34pm On Nov 22, 2019
RTSC:

You do participate. In fact, it is even more encouraged in the north given how heavily northern, NNPC has become.

Your people just don't make it this far in the competition regardless of the encouragement.

Just like cowbellpedia that is national, but a northerner can never win it.

Ok sir, but I've participated in this quiz comoetition from Kano up to the finals, and I got loads of accolades that helped me in my studies... Today I work and receive fat salary... I don't even have the energy for this fruitless argument...

Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 1:24pm On Nov 22, 2019
ShattaBandles:


Ijaws are less than 10% Nigerian population, the probability of them being there is less than 10%.

How did you arrive at that <0.1 probability? Show us your workout please.
Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 9:10am On Nov 22, 2019
OBM001:
. I meant this year, not previous edition.

I never see Ijaw this year and you have yet to raise that observation
Crime / Re: Teenager Poisons Wedding Guests In Katsina by malware: 9:09am On Nov 22, 2019
bodyloveghetto:
weed i guess, monkeytail or skushi.. just guess oo

Exactly, the potion is actually to make them drunk... We call it Gadagi in Hausa... It has the capacity to make one lose every bit of consciousness he has.
Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 8:59am On Nov 22, 2019
palmshots:


Why are you trying so hard to deny the obvious... You asking me what I have achieved so far? Well I'm presently serving in a Hospital here in North eastern part of the country and your educated people would rather a southerner treat them than their so called quota system products

A science product will never view things the way you view them... You are a liar... Scientists have a different view of everything... Your myopic and ethnocentric mind gives us a clear picture of who you are...

You are a jobless buffon hiding behind your screen to dish out divisive and hateful comments.
Romance / Re: . by malware: 8:08am On Nov 22, 2019
So Human sperm can fertilize goat's egg abi? Did you attend school at all OP? Some people are as dull as goats, all they know is to be telling us goat stories... Shit shit shit
Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 7:58am On Nov 22, 2019
donprinyo:
In terms of merit, aboki is handicapped.

But I can see the winners being surrounded by 2 successful abokis... The richest black man, a Hausa man was pictured there...

And we don't normally participate, but when we do, we make difference... I was among the winners in 2001, when Obaseki was the GMD.

We don't announce our successes, but unfortunately, once Igbo/Yoruba catch a snake, the whole world will not remain the same again, they'd announce it on per second basis.

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