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Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 7:54am On Nov 22, 2019
palmshots:
Our people from the North can't be featured here since it's not by Quota system.... Congratulations to the winners

Guy I'm Hausa and I was among the winners during my time, early 200s when Jackson Obaseki was the GMD... So forget all this your ethnic chauvinism... Success is relative, it knows no boundary. But what have you achieved in your life so far? Ethnic war abi what? Empty barrel makes the loudest noise you know

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Education / Re: NNPC National Quiz 2019: Dangote Pictured With Winners At The Grand Finale by malware: 7:52am On Nov 22, 2019
OBM001:
. Where the hausa

Guy I'm Hausa and I was among the winners during my time, when Jackson Obaseki was the GMD... So forget all this your ethnic chauvinism... Success is relative, it knows no boundary.

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NYSC / Re: Family Of Late Corper Kemisola Adeniran Receives N1.9M From INEC by malware: 4:56pm On Nov 20, 2019
Starboyyy:




what would it cost you to PATIENTLY READ the text.... It's a lady not a guy

Does that matters anyway?
NYSC / Re: Family Of Late Corper Kemisola Adeniran Receives N1.9M From INEC by malware: 8:26am On Nov 20, 2019
That would've been his two months salary if he were still alive and secured a job in a cool multinational... With life, everything is possible...

Though, no amount of money could replace the loss, but that paltry token is way too small to even remotely pacify the family.

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Politics / Re: Lawyer Sues NASS Over Operation Positive Identification by malware: 6:45am On Nov 19, 2019
Lol, so who go represent the NASS, the SP or the Speaker?
Religion / Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by malware: 1:26pm On Nov 18, 2019
sammhi:

Lies ...many women can't even tolerate 45 minutes sex . Some are exhausted by 15 minutes ...women that want sex for long are not too many and check them out ..they are run girls or bad girls who smoke weed , drink or on drugs
Normal girls cum early
Get a virgin .. before 5minutes sef she cums..but when a girl is used to multiple men , her cum time increases...
Some girls by 15 minutes or so she may cum twice and she will tell you .. she is tired
If you stay too long on some girls they may not like to have sex with you ...
I repeat , girls that want you to stay long are not many and are mostly weed smokers and alcoholics. Not normal girls

Ok sir, but I advise you to go and get married first... We're not on the same level, so I won't argue with you.
Religion / Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by malware: 10:34am On Nov 18, 2019
Humility017:


45 mins at once ? ??
you must be a machine....

well done

No magic is needed to achieve that... Mostly it's anxiety that makes men cum prematurely... If you put your mind on cumming, your brain will work on that and make you cum... Though I naturally last 45mins or so, I can cum under 3mins if I so wish.. Once I put my mind on cumming, I will cum... It's as simple as that.

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Travel / Re: Tanker Accident In Lokoja. Many Killed/Burnt (Photos) by malware: 10:26am On Nov 18, 2019
The rate of tanker accidents in this country underpins the need for the Federal Government to devise an alternative means of conveying fuel to different parts of the Country... Unfortunately, that is not their concern...

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Politics / Re: Blackout Looms As Gencos Threaten Shutdown Over Charge by malware: 10:23am On Nov 18, 2019
Every bad thing looms in this country

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Religion / Re: Pastor: Sex That Is Over 5 Minutes Is No More Sex (video) by malware: 10:19am On Nov 18, 2019
I last 45mins naturally and I don't do more than 1 round in a day, no aphrodisiacs and my wife enjoys it... Ideally women won't enjoy a 5min sex.

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Career / Re: Unions To Shut Down Banks Nationwide From January 2, 2020 by malware: 7:51am On Nov 18, 2019
Ok na
Politics / Re: FG Releases Circular On Minimum Wage Consequential Adjustment by malware: 7:49am On Nov 18, 2019
maynation:
Lagos leads, others follow including FG.

Meanwhile, My 20% increment loading like a racing snail.

20% of what? I'm confused...
Family / Re: ‘virginity Pills’ Now On Sale To Help Women Fake Innocence On Wedding Night by malware: 6:01pm On Nov 17, 2019
ahnie:
Good development!

Virginity can be faked with some blood stain... But if the pussy is already wide, boobs fallen, who'd take that bride as a virgin?
Events / Re: Children Photography: Adorable & Cute Pre-birthday Pictures by malware: 5:50pm On Nov 17, 2019
Nice
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko And His Beautiful Moroccan Wife Having A Good Time by malware: 5:44pm On Nov 17, 2019
Ned Nwo_kpekus

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Education / Re: Engineering Students Of Ambrose Alli University Rock Arab Apparel For Graduation by malware: 4:46pm On Nov 17, 2019
Low budget graduation grin

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Politics / Re: Kogi: INEC Begins Final Collation Of Results by malware: 11:24am On Nov 17, 2019
Still waiting for the election result, this one na selection result...

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Nephew Who Was Shot At Polling Unit Yesterday Dies This Morning by malware: 8:14am On Nov 17, 2019
I can't remember the last time I near any voting point on election day... I believe my single vote won't make any difference plus I can't risk my life voting someone who will end up masterminding too much suffering....
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid: Nobody Chop Life Pass Bubu by malware: 3:47pm On Nov 16, 2019
Hmmm
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In South East Above National Average by malware: 12:11pm On Nov 15, 2019
[quote author=elonize post=84045297][/quote]

She lost all interest in me during my HIV scare... I kept dragging her to the lab for three good months.... Until I was sure the two of us are clean....
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Returns To Instagram Again After Sudden Disappearance by malware: 8:33am On Nov 15, 2019
Geminita1:
Humans are so weak. Once you are down they run away and hide, the minute you get back they jump out from nowhere singing your praise. Why are we such cowards. Humans are overrated, i''ll rather be a flower.

You're beautiful, I wouldn't mind putting a ring on your finger... That is if that's your real picture.
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In South East Above National Average by malware: 7:46pm On Nov 14, 2019
Viktorino:
You get luck grin

No be small luck oooo... I was just an enthusiast who was obsessed with a girl... That was my first raw sex... I did several tests afterwards, before convincing myself that I was ok... I had to even take the girl along with me to the lab... It was a funny sad experience sha...
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Beautiful Girls Single (picture) by malware: 3:56pm On Nov 14, 2019
vanida6:
Even me self i'm single cheesy

And you never tell me? Oya let's get married ASAP
Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In South East Above National Average by malware: 3:42pm On Nov 14, 2019
I'm not surprised at all... Cos I used to wonder if there's any girl left in Igbo land because of the ones I see all over hotels in Lagos here.

I was attracted to one Igbo olosho one day, and I patronized her (not my attitude tho) but she was sweet as fvck to the extent I became obsessed with her....

I remember the day I fvcked her without condom, that was the day I came back to my senses... I cried all night thinking I had contacted the virus.. I stopped seeing her since then grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: PSC Speaks On Candidates ‘writing Exam In Arabic by malware: 8:56am On Jun 05, 2018
oscarwestcoast:
We need to be spared all this noise about recruitment exams that the results are out and clearly shows what was done. I took time to examine results from Kaduna Gombe , IMO and Anambra . Do you know that Gombe had over 38% of the successful candidates as Christians? Do you know that Kaduna produced more Christians than Moslems ? Are you aware that not even 1% of selected candidates from IMO are northerners not to talk of Moslems. I even saw Igbo names in some northern states lists. Please please Nigerians should focus more on productive ventures and forget all this religious and ethnic battles that have not helped us for years. I am a Christian from IMO state and I can tell you that life in Gombe, a moslem controlled and dominated state is more palatable that living in IMO with over 99% Christians. Let's seek good leaders who will usher in good governance and all this cries will be gone for ever.

God bless you bros, you are an enlightened Christian.. I take it upon myself to deal with their bigotry. I still insist that religion is our major setback in the Country.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: PSC Speaks On Candidates ‘writing Exam In Arabic by malware: 8:53am On Jun 05, 2018
madridsta007:


There are eight francophone Nations in West Africa with at least 3 sharing a border with Nigeria—
Mauritania, Senegal, Mali, French Guinea, Ivory Coast, now Burkina Faso, Benin Republic and Niger.

It goes without saying that any important English-speaking nation in West Africa who wants to seize the region by its neck, politically and economically, must know and understand the language of communication by its neighbors. In this case, French. I’m sure you know this. It is a strategic language and a strategic decision. Arabic would have been right if Nigeria was surrounded by Iran, Saudi Arabia, Yemen and other Arab nations in the Middle East.

Nigeria is not sorrounded by Arab nations, but at least 50% of the population are Muslims, and they frequent Arab Countries.

If Muslims are fine with English, a language of the Christian nations, as the official language of the Country, I see no reason you guys should be agitated when Muslims study Arabic.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: PSC Speaks On Candidates ‘writing Exam In Arabic by malware: 8:39am On Jun 05, 2018
SnowJay92:


And you believed that so easily? Have you tried to confirm? The way PSC is dwelling on the matter means something, don't you think?

I believe them, because I have no reason whatsoever to think otherwise.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: PSC Speaks On Candidates ‘writing Exam In Arabic by malware: 8:36am On Jun 05, 2018
willibounce1:


[s]what language do muslims use generally for prayer? [/s]Please if you don't have common sense, do not quote me. I have asked a simple question. what business do we have with arabic language being set as exam questions?

If you set exam questions to be answered by nigerians and not arabs, why include arabic for whatever stupi.d reason. Whether the arabic questions are optional or not, it is totally useless and irrelevant. French is irrelevant too. That is the problem you have in your useless country. will france set any exam for their people using nigerian language?

Arabic is one of the Jamb subjects answered by people who chose it, just like French and Chemistry, but in this case, nobody ask the police to attempt any of the subjects besides English. The subjects were there as dummies because removing them involves herculean programming works, so even if the candidates clicked on any of the dummy subjects, they will not open... Only English was active.

@ the cancelled, do we have Christian Arabs or we don't, what language do they speak?

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