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barcanista:
The Cell is open...weting for you to come in so I can lock you!

barcanista:
The Cell is open...weting for you to come in so I can lock you!

barcanista:
I don't demand ransome for my hostage release. Not even a trillion dollars! So I will keep you hostage and I'm sure we won't run out of basics. Should we go to my personal cell where I prepare for only you?

barcanista:
You got into my net because I needed a hostage to run my things and I got you. You are in for a looooong one not your pleas or call for help will make me change my mind because I'm a very seriÓus businessman that doesn't gamble with his hostage. If you know the love I have for my hostage you will understnd that not even a combined team of Military and Boko haram can rescue you

barcanista:
No help is coming your way until my grand-daghter turn 85. You gotta endure in my captivity and get used to life of barcanista's hostage. Don't worry, I will not joke with you cos I don't joke wt my hostage

barcanista:
My mentor was you until I beat you to it. Who was your own mentÓr?

barcanista:
Who be AK? I will report myself b4 they catch me. Why don't we go to station together? I'm ready and waiting 4 you.

barcanista:
Chai...na you teach me how to kidnap but come outsmart yu for the kidnapping business. I am sure I've kidnapped you. You are officially my hostage I won't release you till my granddaughter turns 85.

PS: I'm still unmarried

barcanista:
I want to learn how to pray not how to speak in tongues. I will kidnap you o!

Should I?

barcanista:
Mamaflex teach me how to pray

barcanista:
Maybe you should explain what the OP mean because I don't understand. I will need your coaching in preparation for my first date when I turn 17.

barcanista:
in that case the gods should resign or be impeached for incompetence

barcanista:
Even Arsenal fans trust wenger even though the best he could give them is mere FA cup (no apologies to gunners )

The over 700 souls that have gone since Buhari took over also trusted Baba. May God give us the grace to survive Baba 4years of "change"

barcanista:
Dear, I use to think the gods had conveyed the message to you. Why are they hoarding it?

barcanista:
abeg help me ask whether anybody stop Buhari from firing the Service Chiefs. Are we stopping him?

barcanista:
Ifa should have known this except amadioha refused to tell him.

barcanista:
Yes na. You are my role model in that line. You should be aware. Didn't the gods tell you?

barcanista:
Mamaflex is my role model politically and romantically

barcanista:
I want to take you away from here to a most conducive place darl

barcanista:
Sweetheart

barcanista:
This is the kind of help that I love to give mamaflex

ZeezaRapture:
in summary, majority of nigerians dont support same-sex rubbish

barcanista:
Did you see it?