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dayokanu:
na Paul the octopus o, E wan make I hit am wella, So this weekend at Corpus, its time to Corpulate

[color=deeppink]Corpulate? Is this a new word added to the Oxford dictionary after Yakubu and Kaita?

Anyway, heard news that paul died this morning. [/color]

[color=deeppink]^^Hey, I'm yet to see how legendary rooney is without BBC, PFA and Sir Matt Busby. [/color]

dayokanu:
My bad I thought it was menses

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg6392675#msg6392675 date=1279225217]Except you forgot to add this. . . .

Individual
BBC Young Sports Personality of the Year (1): 2002
Bravo Award (1): 2003
UEFA Euro 2004 Team of the Tournament
FIFPro World Young Player of the Year (1): 2004–05
Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year (2): 2005–06, 2009–10
FWA Footballer of the Year (1): 2009–10
PFA Players' Player of the Year (1): 2009–10
PFA Young Player of the Year (2): 2004–05, 2005–06
PFA Fans' Player of the Year (2): 2005–06, 2009–10
PFA Premier League Team of the Year (2): 2005–06, 2009–10
FA Premier League Player of the Month (5): February 2005, December 2005, March 2006, October 2007, January 2010
Barclays Player of the Season (1): 2009–10
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball (1): 2008
England Player of the Year (2): 2008, 2009

Now sing me a song of a LEGEND!!![/quote][color=deeppink]You're complaining about the Danish awards that Bendtner achieved and then you post accolades from BBC and PFA.

And what's with the Sir Matt Busby award?

Legend with accolades from BBC, PFA and Sir Matt Busby? you must be kidding me.

Let's take a look at achievements of Legendary players like Cristiano ronaldo, Kaka and Lionel Messi, shall we?

C.Ronaldo acheivements:

UEFA Euro 2004 Team of the Tournament
FIFPro Special Young Player of the Year: 2004–05, 2005–06
Portuguese Footballer of the Year: 2006–07
UEFA Team of the Year: 2003–2004, 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
FIFPro World XI: 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
PFA Young Player of the Year: 2006–07
PFA Players' Player of the Year: 2006–07, 2007–08
PFA Fans' Player of the Year: 2006–07, 2007–08
PFA Premier League Team of the Year: 2005–06, 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
FWA Footballer of the Year: 2006–07, 2007–08
Premier League Player of the Season: 2006–07, 2007–08
Premier League Player of the Month: November 2006, December 2006, January 2008, March 2008
Premier League Golden Boot: 2007–08
Barclays Merit Award: 2007–08
European Golden Shoe: 2007–08
UEFA Club Forward of the Year: 2007–08
UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2007–08
FIFPro World Player of the Year: 2007–08
Ballon d'Or: 2008
FIFA World Player of the Year: 2008
FIFA Ferenc Puskás Award: 2009
Onze d'Or: 2008
Bravo Award: 2004
World Soccer Player of the Year: 2008

Kaka's achievements:

Revista Placar Bola de Ouro: 2002
Campeonato Brasileiro Bola de Prata (best player by position): 2002
CONCACAF Gold Cup Best XI: 2003
Serie A Foreign Footballer of the Year: 2004, 2006, 2007
Serie A Footballer of the Year: 2004, 2007
UEFA Champions League Bronze Top scorer: 2005–06
UEFA Champions League Best Midfielder: 2005
UEFA Team of the Year: 2006, 2007,2009
FIFPro World XI: 2006, 2007, 2008
Pallone d'Argento: 2006–07
UEFA Champions League Top Scorer: 2006–07
UEFA Champions League Best Forward: 2006–07
UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2006-07
FIFPro World Player of the Year: 2007
Ballon d'Or: 2007
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball: 2007
Toyota Award: 2007
FIFA World Player of the Year: 2007
Onze d'Or: 2007
World Soccer Player of the Year: 2007
IFFHS World‘s Best Playmaker: 2007
IAAF Latin Sportsman of the Year: 2007
Time 100: 2008, 2009
Maracanã Hall Of Fame: 2008
Samba d'Or: 2008
FIFA Team of the Year: 2008
FIFA Confederations Cup Golden Ball: 2009
FIFA Confederations Cup Best XI: 2009
FIFA World Cup Top Assister : 2010

Lionel Messi's achievements:

FIFA U-20 World Cup Top Goalscorer: 1

2005
FIFA U-20 World Cup Player of the Tournament: 1

2005
Copa América Young Player of the Tournament: 1

2007
U-21 European Footballer of the Year: 1

2007
FIFA Team of the Year: 2

2008, 2009
FIFA World Player of the Year: 1

2009
European Footballer of the Year: 1

2009
Onze d'Or: 1

2009
European Golden Shoe: 1

2009–10
UEFA Champions League Player of the Year: 1

2009
UEFA Champions League Forward of the Year: 1

2009
UEFA Champions League top scorer: 2

2008–09, 2009–10
UEFA Team of the Year: 2

2008, 2009
La Liga Player of the Year: 2

2009, 2010
La Liga Top Goalscorer: 1

2009–10
La Liga Best Foreign Player: 3

2007, 2009, 2010
La Liga Best Ibero-American Player: 3

2007, 2009, 2010
La Liga Best Player: 1

2009
La Liga Best Foward: 1

2009
FIFPro World Player of the Year: 1

2009
FIFPro World Young Player of the Year: 3

2006, 2007, 2008
FIFPro Special Young Player of the Year: 2

2007, 2008
FIFPro World XI: 3

2007, 2008, 2009
World Soccer Player of the Year: 1

2009
World Soccer Young Player of the Year: 3

2006, 2007, 2008
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball: 1

2009
Player of the Year of Argentina: 4

2005, 2007, 2008, 2009

Real world-class players get accolades from the World association and media not from their local news and countrymen like BBC, PFA and Sir Matt Busby. [/color]

[color=deeppink]^^It's mercy not "messi", please. [/color]

Missy B:
Lunch

[img]http://2.bp..com/_sNiV432AuZ8/ST3oHhdEa0I/AAAAAAAAFR8/581Nx16s2Sc/s400/Accra+032.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/_zVkOu4lMijY/SlS2PferZpI/AAAAAAAACaw/lP8N3gcKvaw/s400/mirinda3.jpg[/img]

[color=deeppink]~I'm getting really hungry already~[/color]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg6387729#msg6387729 date=1279152141]The emboldened is the only credible achievement i can see there.
All those Danish Under 17 are for National teams not club football.
FIFA/UEFA are all for the National team not for ARSENAL- club competitons.

Rooney is bigger than the whole of Arsenal's HISTORY. . . . There i said it.[/quote][color=deeppink]Rooney is overrated, fair and square.

Let's take a look at his club achievements:

Premier League (3): 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
Community Shield (1): 2007
League Cup (2): 2005–06, 2009–10
UEFA Champions League (1): 2007–08
FIFA Club World Cup (1): 2008

Now, sing me a song of Over-rat-ed. [/color]

[color=deeppink]^^Please if this is a curse may it go back to you, siamese twins with who? whom? when?

Oh PUL-EAZE, I give it back to you in a parcel fold.

Oya, modify that post now, don't waste my time.[/color]

[color=deeppink]^^I'm stating that this thread is totally false.

And it's wrong to depict false news whether it's a joke or not and this thread should be deleted[/color].

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=237342.msg6392551#msg6392551 date=1279223609]How do you know this?
Eldee is a Polygamist. . . . .He loves you, Chiogo, The Amaka and Gangstaboo.
He musta gotten his P-I-M-P blood from his great-grandfather who married 14 wives. [/quote][color=deeppink]Oh please Sauron, don't add my name with a child called Amaka or whatever she calls herself.

Oya, I'm giving you five minutes to modify your post.

It's more of an insult!

Did you just call eldee a love-vendor? [/color]

[color=deeppink]^^I want the channel not the link to watching it online.

What time do the matches begin?[/color]

[color=deeppink]^^I'm still trying to find out how you know I live in Corpus.

Btw, has Missy B prepared my meal of Fried rice and Chicken? [/color]

[color=deeppink]Poster. . .

Tell her to get a reality check. . .everything isn't about her.[/color]

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]lame.
FL Gators and Chiogo came from where exactly?
Neanderthal [/color]

[color=deeppink]Yeah, I guess stating that you love someone you don't even know over the internet is lame.

No one likes your big mouth, don't go about stating I love you to change that. [/color]

chiogo:
WTF?? Mama_gee, this whole shizniz ain't got a damn thing to do with me. Abeg oo.

And you're doing the same thing you're accusing someone of, as usual.

[color=deeppink]It has nothing to do with you, honey.

Just ignore my comments, they are not aimed to attack you or anything.

just trying to make things clear about that childish, fantasizing looner.[/color]

r231:
why are you always talking about banning pple as if their life depends on this site

thank God you are not GOD

cus you jus gonna wipe out the whole world for no good reason

and if you are a mod, you jus be banning pple for no good reason

[color=deeppink]Cause users who go around seeking attention by opening ridiculous threads instead of contributing in the forum deserve a ban.

And an example of such users is the poster who goes around creating daft and unnecessary threads.[/color]

[color=deeppink]^^Where do you watch the games?

I can't watch it on my television.[/color]

[color=deeppink]^^I get the news you posted but I don't get why you uploaded his picture.

Don't we know what Cristiano ronaldo looks like. [/color]

[color=deeppink]What the heck is that cassava food doing here?

Someone throw that into the gutters and post pics of real food.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I can't believe most people are using a government issue as a joke.

You all should becareful of the way you post these stuff on the internet.[/color]

[color=deeppink]RMD shouldn't nollywood. . .

Instead nollywood should miss him, Nollywood sucks these days.[/color]

mohawkchic:
~Surely I'm in Shoe H eaven!! https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys50.gif




~YSL Black & Gold Pipe Wedge
https://www.net-a-porter.com/images/products/52803/52803_in_l.jpg

[color=deeppink]~This shoe is so pretty~[/color]

[color=magenta]The world champion coach, Vicente del Bosque, felt that the choice of Diego Forlan as the best player of the World Cup is wrong, and praised Argentine star Lionel Messi, who considered better than the Uruguayan.

“I don’t agree with the choice of Forlan – Del Bosque said – I don’t say that he hasn’t made a great World Cup. But aside from ours, I prefer Messi”.

“Every game he produced 20 chances of goal, is a phenomenon,” added later.[/color]

http://momento24.com/en/2010/07/14/vicente-del-bosque-messi-was-better-than-forlan/

spikedcylinder:
Anytime you drink coke, your skin gets darker.
You should try it.

[color=deeppink]It was so funny that I forgot to laugh.

Really? [/color]

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]did i call mama-gee?
awwwww, poor you.
shouldn't you be somewhere telling people to tone their skin?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Unfortunately he doesn't love you.

Goodluck trying to make friends over the internet.[/color]

eldee:
@The Amaka & Mamagee

You guys are next level hilarious.

[color=deeppink]Uh, honey it's okay.

Chiogo and FL Gators are sick and tired of her childish gestures, so she now belittles herself looking for an e-friend.

Abeg, carry go moderator. . .Nothing do you. [/color]

route66:
Fabregas + Messi = Fabremess

[color=deeppink]Vpersie is a real attention seeker and he's definitely not Theseeker.

It would be so funny after all the attempts of getting attention, he gets banned with no one thinking and asking of him. [/color]

papa190:
^^
mamagee would u fu~ckkkin answer me!

[color=deeppink]Don't curse at me dude.

And I owe you nothing. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Dakore Egbuson looks on dreadlocks!

Basket mouth looks like a tout on dreadlocks.[/color]

EzeUche:
C. Ronaldo likes to whine a lot.

[color=deeppink]What makes you think so?[/color]

006:
Did I ask for your input? Just get off Igbo topics, bigot!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg6387694#msg6387694 date=1279151536]So managers don't win with the players?
Whatever players win, managers win as well so it's the same thing.
So kindly show us what Wenger or Fabregas or Bendtner has won.[/quote][color=deeppink]Wenger's achievements as a manager:

French Manager of the Year: 1988, 2008
J. League Manager of the Year: 1995
Officer of the British Empire: 2003
Onze d'Or Coach of The Year: 2000, 2002, 2003, 2004
FA Premier League Manager of the Year: 1998, 2002, 2004
LMA Manager of the Year: 2001–02, 2003–04[72]
BBC Sports Personality of the Year Coach Award: 2002, 2004
Freedom of Islington: 2004 [73]
FWA Tribute Award: 2005 [74]
English Football Hall of Fame: 2006
Premier League Manager of the Month: 10 times[75] (March 1998, April 1998, October 2000,[76] April 2002,[77] September 2002,[78] August 2003,[79] February 2004,[80] August 2004,[81] September 2007,[82] December 2007[83])

Fabregas' Achievements:

FIFA U-17 World Championship Golden Shoe: 2003
FIFA U-17 World Championship Golden Ball: 2003
UEFA European Under-17 Football Championship Golden Player: 2004
Bravo Award: 2006
UEFA Team of the Year: 2006, 2008
Premier League Player of the Month: January 2007, September 2007
ESM Team of the Year: 2007–08
PFA Young Player of the Year: 2007–08
PFA Team of the Year: 2007–08, 2009–10
UEFA Team of the Tournament: 2008 [/color]

[color=deeppink]Bendtner's achievements:

Danish Under-17 Player of the Year: 2004
Danish Talent of the Year: 2007
Danish Football Player of the Year: 2009
Danish Goal of the Year: 2009
Arsenal Player of the Month: March 2010 [/color]