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[color=deeppink]What do you do when your boyfriend kicks you out of his house for not giving him se.x. He claimed to be kicking you out to avoid raping you.

Is it justifiable?[/color]

RadicallyBlunt:
Your size na. Your ukwu must be thunderous..I know that from the face I see in ur pic. You have rapid growth with a mature look so its normal for people to think of such.

[color=deeppink]What is Ukwu?[/color]

RadicallyBlunt:
Your size na. Your ukwu must be thunderous..I know that from the face I see in ur pic. You have rapid growth with a mature look so its normal for people to think of such.

[color=deeppink]What is Ijeh?[/color]

[color=deeppink]I just exchanged numbers with a dude in a Mercedes Benz. He wasn't driving the car though, he was only sitting on the passenger seat. So I'm not sure the car is his.

So, is my mojo that strong? [/color]

RadicallyBlunt:
Wow. U sound excited. I'm happy 4 u don't abuse the grace by getting too familiar with it

[color=deeppink]Familiar with what?

And what grace?[/color]

RadicallyBlunt:
U mean physically carried you or gave u a lift in his car? Nigerian english could mean any of the 2

[color=deeppink]Physically carried me.[/color]

MrCork:
...kaiiiiii..sweeery if i kisss yor sexxxxy lips mennnn.....I swaaar water will turn to Pepsi!!

[color=deeppink]Lmao!!![/color]

yuiop:
@mamagee, you look like a married woman @dp

[color=deeppink]How?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, why do guys always assume I am married when they see me?[/color]

[color=deeppink]What does it mean when a guy carries you and drops you quickly?[/color]

Bluezy13:
Hehehe...









Mamagee, you are a dude magnet.
Nobody fit drag am with you o

[color=deeppink]Hi all, I almost caught two guys in one week, am I considered a "dude magnet?" [/color]

OluwatoyinIS:
Is this the face you're talking about?

[color=deeppink]Yeah.[/color]

ernecy:
Na wetin dey ur face?..post it here let's see before we comment.

Next please

[color=deeppink]I don't know.[/color]

[color=deeppink]My Guy always wants to see me and if I can't make it, he would secretly drive up to my neighborhood and wait for me to come out of my house just to see my face. He told me he has done this in several Occassions.

What could this mean?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Poster, I'm sorry but you look like a fufu head. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, do I look charming?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Do I look drunk?[/color]

BumBae:
Oh mama did u change ur hair :olooks nice

RadicallyBlunt:
Ok perhaps ur face looked tough and he thought u disaproved his helping d lady. So u would not make him lose his job by raising an alarm

[color=deeppink]So what does raising his eyebrows going to do with the issue?[/color]

raumdeuter:
You look autistic

[color=deeppink]In what way?[/color]

RadicallyBlunt:
Means he's scared in expectation of ur reply to a question he just asked. He doesn't know what ur reaction would be.

OR

He's suprised at what u just said or did. Perhaps he expects something better or worse

What did u say b4 he did that?

[color=deeppink]No, I was in the line in a post office when the post man offered to help the lady in front of me carry her boxes outta the door. Then he looked at me and raised his eyebrow.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Hit "Like" if you like my profile photo?[/color]

[color=deeppink]What does it mean when a guy always wants to see your face?

Does it mean he is in love with you?[/color]

[color=deeppink]There's this guy that always wants to have se.x and he does some strange things like come to my house secretly without telling me or anything. He also does some strange things like ask me a question and then burst a short laughter before hanging up. I don't think he goes to church either.

And then after hanging up on me, he would then call me back and continue the conversation.

Plus he always seems to know my hairstyle right after having a phone conversation. He would be like "So you look different today?" and when I ask him how he knew I look different, he would tell me I know because our heart is beating as one. I know something is really up, what could it be?[/color]

saintneo:
You mean like this

[img]http://1.bp..com/-MOzVsiLbq6k/UHRyPPXabqI/AAAAAAAAAIg/im2aZwGkcZw/s1600/Roger-Moore.png[/img]

Let's ask Roger Moore, he does it a lot a 007.

[color=deeppink]Yeah.[/color]

[color=deeppink]What does it mean when a man briefly raises his eyebrows when he's looking at you?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Do I look like a witch?[/color]

[color=deeppink]How do men control tough looking women. By tough I mean women that have a strong attitude?[/color]

AntiWailer:
eediot.

[color=deeppink]Who is the ediot in this situation?[/color]

Daniel2289:
What I don't understand is dat... Is it a day job or wat

[color=deeppink]A Night Job.[/color]

[color=deeppink]My boyfriend just told me he was thinking about me at work and that's why he couldn't concentrate and hence led to him losing his job.

Is it even possible? Or is he just trying to flatter me just because he wants us to makeup.[/color]