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Romance / Re: The Only Man I Can Dump My Future Husband Or Boyfriends For♥ by mamalola19: 11:11pm On May 06, 2012
xynerise: Sexkillz fine pass dis guy na undecided

sexkillz dey on queue for onila
tell me something i dont know shocked shocked
onila market dey sell well well
dem fit end up like u and ur wife
give dem tips to get there wink
Romance / Re: The Only Man I Can Dump My Future Husband Or Boyfriends For♥ by mamalola19: 11:08pm On May 06, 2012
the first pics is misleading, looks gay
onila u dont have taste at all
whenever u r in naija, come visit
u go wound by d time i show u
hope u can drive so when i get drunk
i never go out with someone who drinks more than me
infact i prefer a non-drinker
Romance / Re: At What Age Do U Qualify To Be A Sugar Daddy? by mamalola19: 10:56pm On May 06, 2012
onila: I think 40
but it depends on how young girl the girl is
if shes 22 and her boyfriend is like 37..the 37 yr old guy is a sugar daddy 2 me

You this pikin. You will need a 40 years old man to teach you sense and maturity
That would spoil you silly and fcck that virgin bull off your small stature
and suck you well
37 yrs old man is sugar daddy? because that is your fathers age!
Dont you know some men are single at 37 and reasy for marriage
sugar daddies means any married man regardless of the age who dates or sleeps with younger ladies or cheats on his wife.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Did Your Day Go? by mamalola19: 1:42pm On May 06, 2012
This thread still dey lmao
Just passing through wink
Religion / Re: Will You Attend These Type Of Churches?(pic) by mamalola19: 5:10am On May 06, 2012
abeg make we hear word.
what is the difference with these ones and the regular churches we attend.
Do you know maybe your pastor sacrificed a goat or baby and buried it on the church ground before off shooting the church.
Do you know maybe the prayers in your church is going to the opposite direction?
It is not about the church or the man of God but your relationship with God because we dont know who is who.
Can you imagine Oyedepo developing canaancity where rent would be heavy millions?
what is a man of God doing with so much riches when lives ought to save and made righteous for God.
Abeg naija church business don tire person.
Crime / BIZZARE: Lady Pours Faeces On Husband Snatcher In First Bank Of Nigeria by mamalola19: 4:52am On May 06, 2012
There was commotion at the Akure, Ondo State, Nigeria, main branch of the First Bank of Nigeria Plc on Friday afternoon when a young lady, Miss Sade Babatunde, entered the bank with a polythene bag full of faeces packaged in a can and allegedly poured the content on a cashier who was attending to customers.

Our correspondent gathered that Babatunde, who came to Akure from Owo town, went straight to the cashier, Miss Agnes Olasehinde, and accused her of snatching her husband in the presence of other bank workers and customers inside the banking hall.

It was further learnt that Babatunde opened the polythene bag and, before the security guards could stop her, allegedly poured the entire content with its offensive odour on Olasehinde who was neatly dressed in native attire.

The development caused a pandemonium as everybody inside the hall ran towards the electronically controlled door to escape from the stench which had taken over the entire hall.

Babatunde, according to sources within the bank, did not stop at that as she allegedly held Olasehinde and slapped her on the face severally.

Senior officials of the bank were said to have ordered the security personnel attached to the branch to arrest Babatunde while the cleaners took Olasehinde to the toilet and washed her.

The management of the bank later provided a vehicle that took Olasehinde home so that she could clean herself properly and change her clothes.

An employee of the bank, who would not want his name published, described the development as not only an embarrassment to Olasehinde but also to the organisation.

The Police Public Relations Officer at the Ondo State Command, Mr. Aremu Adeniran, however told our correspondent on the telephone that the suspect had been arrested and detained by the police.

“The incident happened around noon on Friday and the suspect who is with us came to Akure from Owo with a can containing smelling faeces which she poured on the banker. She will be charged to court after necessary investigations have been carried out.”
Romance / Re: NL Is This Adviseable? by mamalola19: 4:53pm On May 04, 2012
Chimezie198: Big head! You really resemble Mama lolo

Ode! omo nna with ur ologo si lekun fun ole
Romance / Re: NL Is This Adviseable? by mamalola19: 4:42pm On May 04, 2012
~Killz~:
Oh God. . . Why are people so st[i]u[/i]pid? cry

was thinking d same thing!
are secondary schools on holiday?
where are all these people coming from with dry topics?
Romance / Re: I Think We Need An Online Seminar On Relationship For Singles In This Section. by mamalola19: 4:39pm On May 04, 2012
op please STFU,
are you and your hubby not part of the people that create useless topics
infact for married people you guys act like kids,
and give us a diary section of your private lives
must everyone have an opinion on everything on nl
cant we just catch our fun cool cool
Romance / Man Beheads Lover…..claims She Died Of ‘magun’ by mamalola19: 11:04am On May 04, 2012
The Oyo State Police Command, Eleyele have paraded two suspects who allegedly killed a 42-year old woman, Mrs. Sekinat Emiola but the accussed claimed she died of Magun. .

One of the suspects, Asimiyu Ayantayo the lover of the deceased allegedly beheaded her and cut off her two hands after making love with her.

But the suspect claimed the deceased died as a result of the killer charm (magun) that was placed on her by another man.

According to him, after making love with the deceased, she “under the spell of magun, somersaulted and died” he stated.

When asked why he beheaded her after her death, he said he never wanted to use her for rituals but to make it impossible for residents in the area to identify her.

“She was my mistress. I contacted magun on her during love-making. She wanted to sommersault but I helped her. Then she started vomiting after the act and she fell down from the chair and died. It was then I beheaded her and cut off her two hands. I don’t need the body parts for anything and I did nothing with it” he explained.

His accomplice, Mr. Isiaka Akanbi, also denied involvement in the act, saying his friend only sent him to buy a sack for him but did not know the purpose for which he needed it.

The parade of the suspects attracted many onlookers in Eleyele, who thronged the State Police headquarters to catch a glimpse of the suspect and the gory picture of the lady’s head and the hands that were severed by the suspects.

Speaking with journalists on the incident, the Oyo State Police Commissioner, Mr. Tambari Mohammed, said the neighbours of the deceased alerted the police about a headless body dumped in the area.
Romance / Re: Why Are Pet Names Named After Food And Confectionaries by mamalola19: 5:23pm On May 03, 2012
bennyraz: instead of asking for your daughter lola, i asked for lolita. The nickname i gave her from the blue. Lolita means a young teenage girl regarded or depicted as the object of sexual desire. And if u imply lolita to be a brand of weavon or wig, it shows you use it. Mind you, i would never date or marry a girl that wear attachment/wig/weavon whatever. I like that part natural.

can she braid the hair below tongue
lolita is yours truly and not my daughter
Romance / Re: How To Get A Man To Marry You by mamalola19: 4:16pm On May 03, 2012
Mbeki: Wow! 40 views and all the viewers pretends as if the topic is of no interest to them. Ok, maybe I've not said anything yet, but this is the first intro.
THE POWERS OF YOUR BODY BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing disorganizes the male mind more quickly than the sight of a female body. The female body was purposely structured this way by nature in order to perform this onerous task. Stop to ask yourself, why do you think men stare at you anywhere you go? A woman who wants to get a man should not joke with her appearance at all. Forget the popular belief that a woman's character is what attracts a man , pure fallacy, there could be nothing farther from the truth. The first thing is that you need to be attracted to the man first, that's why everyman stares, single men, married men, men of God and religious leaders, none will not turn their head on sighting a beautiful woman.
So as lady, you should always arm yourself with your glamour accessories(handbag with paint brushes, perfume, powders, decorating pencils etc),the objective is to artificially beautify the body to seduce the feeble mindedness of men out of their senses, the love can come later. So for those of you over righteous sisters who put on drab attires, be informed that no matter how good you are inside, you need to attract the man first,if you don't how is he ever going to find out those hidden qualities.
... to be contd.
I don't want to bore us with lengthy reading, I will get back for comments and criticisms.

this is very realistic.
before a man can know the character
he must first be attracted to the appearance
how do you know a womans character by meeting her in the bus and she is quiet
is it that she is washing plates in there? no!
her neatness and modesty may attract you first
it is stage by stage
after you attract then you apply character
op a man wont marry based on looks but character
but its the looks that will first get d attention
but to talk true, all join, no body wants to marry a shabby man or woman
Romance / Re: Why Are Pet Names Named After Food And Confectionaries by mamalola19: 3:59pm On May 03, 2012
bennyraz: Mamalola! How is lolita?

u mean d fake weaves ur chewing gum gf uses
i should be asking u tongue
Romance / Why Are Pet Names Named After Food And Confectionaries by mamalola19: 2:26am On May 03, 2012
sugar pie, cutie pie, honey, sweets,sugar plump, sugar banana,
my cherry, my jollof rice, my jelly jelly, brownie, buttercups,
my candy, my cookie, pepper resting, pumpkin, pudding, my cupcake,
my wife get ginger, spice girl, my muffin, you are chilli hot,my baby is on ice,
your chocolate skin, my almond, peaches and cream, my tolotolo,orange
sugar in my tea, butter in my bread. you taste like vanilla and strawberries
many fishes in the river, catch a big frog and whale, mammy water.
who created all this names for pet names.
Nairaland / General / Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by mamalola19: 12:26am On Apr 30, 2012
Kevin_II:
who is this public goat? anumanu. may amadioha shrivel ur puccie and seal your anus with concrete. arindin oshi

fcck you and your mother fccking mama
Nairaland / General / Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by mamalola19: 12:02am On Apr 30, 2012
Kevin_II:
shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppp there! when a man is talking a woman should be quiet!. are you such a numbskull you cant comprehend simple english? did i ask him to prove anything? he should just spill what he has on that gay-son-of-a-LovePeddler

You better back the fcck up
Before you get smacked the fcck up angry
Don't fcck around with real G's cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by mamalola19: 11:55pm On Apr 29, 2012
see d amount of members viewing dis topic
how una dey get to know its going down
news travels fast huh?
Nairaland / General / Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by mamalola19: 11:52pm On Apr 29, 2012
Kevin_II:
the only thing i hate more than a smelly puccie is empty threats! guy you better not keep me waiting! either you spill whatever you have or you shut tha fcck up! Jeez! I hate it! what are you fccking waiting for, if you have anything at all on that gay fool just spill tha fccking shit already!

see dis wayo man, is dt not how u said sexkillz was hawtin
did u prove anything
u r also a pathetic liar with two roman figures attached to ur name
to stress d velocity of ur madness
Nairaland / General / Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by mamalola19: 11:28pm On Apr 29, 2012
coogar:


dis thriller view would give me nightmare
i need something tender to go with dis film show
Nairaland / General / Re: Onila. Stop Creating Ur Useless Threads by mamalola19: 11:17pm On Apr 29, 2012
acidtalk:

A strip party for gays right?
You this moro*onic child of an imb*ecile father and a LovePeddler mother.

I told you I was going to make you regret that statement you made earlier today.

I will force you to change your username on this forum.

I only people knew the kleptomaniac in you, he won't sure be 50miles near you before you pick the buttons on their phone pad.

Gradually I will reveal your real self while hunting your past.

FAKE LIFE attention seeker failure like you.

where una dey get all these info?
na wa make i mind my biz dis time
more pop corns from cinderella,
give me pop corn n booze so i can return ur missing slippers
Romance / Re: Baby Mommas And Marriage, Love, Relationship by mamalola19: 9:56pm On Apr 29, 2012
diamondlove: Rili I don't care if he flies
I jst want my child and I am havin it
I am a typical yoruba gal
Just my own tots


ok good i saw ur post on health
i am happy for you
i wish u safe delivery
do what makes u happy o jare
u be strong lady
Romance / Re: Which curves would you go for? Toolz Or Mercy Johnson? by mamalola19: 7:32pm On Apr 29, 2012
how una go dey compare mercy to weapon abi whats her name
i am watching a movie by mercy now
dt babe is talented and down to earth actress
the sexiest curve amongst ng celebs
only she is not fine facially and she black very well
but omo men i love everytin abt her

if it is anoda babe dt has dt body, she would be proud and arrogant
but mercy is a simple babe and is not afraid to go off make up to act
bus driver she can act, maid she dey there, runs babe oya now she no dey run
she no dey even hide her background and humble beginning
its dt humility and very down to earth acting dt makes are sexiness up d ladder
una no get eyes, dt babe sexy die!
una no dey see her ripe orange and bakassi
Romance / Re: Is It Ok To Keep A LovePeddler As Your Close Friend? by mamalola19: 5:57pm On Apr 29, 2012
onila:

thats why I am onila smiley
the blessed onila smiley
strong striking personality smiley

yes or arent u?
good! give urself a big hug and clap for yourself

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