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I bought a celtel line b'cos I am a guy that likes Awuff. I hav not really had any problem with them until recently. I saw an advert on my phone that I should text pal to 32440 and I will get pals. Gosh! I sent this stuff and do u know what they sent me? A list of common names. I was so angry. What am I to do with mere names. Am I supposed to climb to the top of cocoa house n start shouting. 'Pls if you know u signed up for pals on celtel tell me 'cos I also did n I have your names.'
Gimme a break. I even thut I will b given numbers. So I just wasted #60 for mere names? Celtel I demand that you send me #500 credit to repair damages. And I am also using this opportunity to tell anyone that saw this and is thinking about sending it. Dont try it ok.

Ya I dnt think I have any diseases it just a little curved. My friends say its 'cos I wore draws late.

Please I wanna ask is there any solution to a curved manhood instead of a straight one?

Is 199 in Jamb for admission into Unilag useless? I just wanna know because a friend got that exact mark as his aggregate in Jamb and he feels bad about it. And I asked y is jamb that bad they couldn't even add 1. I don't know if there is anything to do to help him. Because I heard something like some people were given admission with that score. So I don't know if there is anyway to help him or will he have or face jamb next year again? Please kindly paste your ideas. Thanks.

All these gurls wey always dey proof efiwe 4 school get problem. I beg if anyone know them warn them b'cos na them type go dey disturb paper.
27 looking for an handsome man 6fts. Tell them say them go look tire for the guy. When guys dey toast them 4 school na I am not interested them go dey talk. We no talk say make them no read but have a guy by ur side no dey shako. If they think they will c the right guy when they r married and successful na lie na guys wey dey after them wealth so help me tell them.

We r always complaining of women who r only after our hard earned money. So what we got to do is dat we guys should date rich girls and let the poor girls that r always after our money to date rich guys or what is ur opinion guys? No offense given and no offense taken.

Pls I want to know what ICT and IT is all about, the prospects and the Universites that teach it well. Thank you.

Please does anyone know what Computer Science is all about its prospects and a good university to study it?

I am a virgin I cant do it till I am married because bla bla bla. My people how you c ham? when your girl keeps telling you this when u wanna bang,bang, bougie. Body no b wood now man must to do something. but they will tell you they r virgins and can't do i till they are married. Please can you suggest what to do becase if they c u with anotha girl na so so wahala. I dont c going to sleep with anotha girl as something bad b'cos a man can't leave on I love u everyday so what is the solution?

Some people say Yar'adua is the little messiah that will lead Nigeria to the promise land. I beg my brotha n sista tell me if na true o I beg

I don't think there is anything like true love in Nigeria If u r not rich nor handsome gbe ori e. because no one will want to marry you. I don't know why our nija gals and guys cant love someone for himself or herself. They will come after you when u r rich, handsome or beautiful. So what is going to happen to the ugly ones ki won be si Konga?Lol
Na wa oooooooooooo!

Hi guys and gals can you guys pls can you tell me how much the pre-degree form for UNAD and for TASUED is and whenT they will be out pls I wanna know, thanks guys.
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I notice that some women usually discharge a watery substance that stains their "pant seats" you always see a wet map on their clothes buttocks side when they are upstanding. What cause this and what is the solution, thanx.
NB: Using toilet roll is hazardous and causes infection, so this is out.

I am a female teacher in Lagos State. I interested in snail farming, I have gone to a seminar but I need to visit a farm and discuss with a practicing farmer, so as to get a practical information. pls asist in this thanx.